Careful guesses are bold and bizarre.

After he tentatively called "daughter-in-law" at a cat, no Uncle Jiang Chuan kicked the door and picked him up and asked if he was sick and recognized his wife all over the street. Only one cat fell into silence, and the expression on his face was clearly: Are you sick and you can call your wife any thing you see?

This expression is so vivid and three-dimensional that I think this tabby cat is his wife.

At this time, it was as if to verify its guess, the cat meowed twice after various silences, as if admitting what Jingran said.

“…………”

Jinran put down the tablet and calmed down for a few seconds. Unexpectedly, before I could catch my breath after being thundered for a round, my son Lei lowered his head and looked at the tablet again. When he found that the cat had sat down in front of the computer. He was now looking at him with his ears down... Jinran called out tentatively: "Then, Brother Chuan?"

The cat's ears shook, raised its claws and poked it on the tablet. He saw the four words "Daily Go to Work" pop up in the dialog box. He was wondering if Jiang Chuan suddenly brought his own free converter of the Cat Planet and Human Language. At this time, he saw the cat on the other side of the screen showing an annoyed expression visible to the naked eye - don't ask him why he knew it was an annoyed expression, just as if he knew that the cat was Jiang Chuan, he just knew.

As one of the great team of "I accidentally became an animal", Jinran almost immediately got the cat's annoyance. He tried to respell the four words that the cat had struck out, sorting the first letter as "rrrsb", and then drawing a conclusion based on the order of the keyboard alphabetical arrangement of the Apple system: the cat actually wants to use its own claws to mark it, which is the pinyin of the word "ran".

It was calling him.

The opposite is really Jiang Chuan.

This guy ran to Wang Mo's cat, and the first thing he did after waking up and accepting that he had become a feline was to find a tablet computer and try to contact Jinran.

After a series of reasoning to reach such a conclusion, he fell into deep thought for a long time - during this period he couldn't stop the corners of his lips from twitching, just because he was in a very complicated mood: looking at the cat opposite the screen with a serious and helpless look at him, he had the urge to smile for the first time since he woke up.

——No matter what Jiang Chuan became, now knowing that this guy is still by his side as a conscious organism, this alone can give Jin Ran a great comfort.

"Brother Chuan, why did you run to Wang Mo's cat? This is not learned. I also said that if you don't wake up, I will buy a hamster, maybe I can buy you..."

After hearing the words of the young black-haired man, the cat paused for a look of memories. It was obviously trying to recall what kind of scene it was when he bought the hamster A Fei back. After thinking about the same furry look at the tank, and how "careless" it was when he picked A Fei out, it restrained its expression of memories and returned to its face again.

Jinran maintained a complicated mood and carefully picked up the tablet. He lowered his voice, worried that Fang Yu would hear him talking to himself and holding the tablet to a cat. "Honey" would actively contact the doctor to transfer him to the psychiatric department... At this time, the cat on the other side of the video stretched his neck and meowed twice, then raised his claws and quickly pulled it down on his head. Jinran looked at its strange movements and replied naturally and self-interpretedly: "My wound suture has stopped bleeding, and it is fine now."

The cat put down his paws and put the pink meat mat on the video head and quickly touched them.

Jinran touched his chin: "Do you think I am very smart and can understand what you are talking about at once? Do you think I am very moved and can recognize who you are at once?"

Jiang Chuan: "Meow."

Jinran: "You were not so smart at the beginning. I sent you countless fucking signals. You still think I am a hamster with an IQ of a five-year-old child. Do you think you don't love me?"

Jiang Chuan: “…”

Are you sick? At that time, I was very familiar with you, the person equivalent to a corpse?

The tabby cat raised its paws and stretched out its small tongue lazily and licked its hair. By the way, it looked at the young black-haired man with the corners of his eyes. The latter sighed and held his tablet. He always felt that he had a lot of words to say to Jiang Chuan. At this moment, he couldn't figure it out, so he could only say in a mess: "In comparison to caring about me, you should care more about yourself, you have all your soul out of your body..."

The cat showed another helpless expression.

Jinran touched his chin: "So this kind of thing doesn't happen. You don't believe it when I told you that I was A Fei. Look, I'm retribution now! Just think about it, how could there be a second person in this world who loves you like this and loves you like..."

The helpless expression on the cat's face became restrained. It opened its mouth and gasped for a heavy breath. There was obvious disgust in its blue eyes. It "meowed" and said: Stop it, and it was about to vomit.

It obviously didn't want to continue listening to the young black-haired man talk about anything or not, lowered his head and typed on the keyboard—

【Pink, I'm here but I'm here】

Be cautious: "Put less punctuation."

Jiang Chuan: “…”

Jingran: "Just kidding."

Jinran took his cell phone and fumbled it out, translated it for Jiang Chuan, knowing that what he wanted to say was: Say less nonsense and tell me how to change back.

"It's a bit difficult to deal with. When I came back, I committed suicide-"

Before Jinran's words were finished, Jiang Chuan angrily said, as if Jinran had killed his Ah Fei. However, the latter obviously did not prepare to pay attention to his childish performance, and just muttered himself: "However, this method has no scientific basis, so I don't recommend you jump off the building and commit suicide... If you throw Doraemon into blood, Wang Mo may never recover from now on."

Jingran suddenly paused: "Brother Chuan, I still care a little about how you ran to the Wang Mo family's cat. To be honest, I will never forget it, there will be a response. You will not be wise to that boy--"

I couldn't finish my words.

Because he saw the tabby cat with an angry expression that was still visible to the naked eye, he directly cut off the video chat function.

Jingran: "……………………………”

Just as he never knew that he had a hobby of eating melon seeds before he became a hamster. According to natural theory, Jiang Chuan should be busy shocking his arrogance and stinking temper at this moment.

Take out the tablet and type it on the other side with a crackling sound.

[Baby, don't make a fuss, I just ask casually. Of course I know that you are the only one in your heart, Momo. Do you think life is sad if you are the only one? No, you at least have someone to shovel you, and I am lonely and alone in the hospital facing your coma body. The most terrible thing is that you know who is guarding next to your coma body? Your dad, during the fifteen minutes I went to visit you, your dad was forced to knock yourself out every second and I went to you...]

After a series of tears, the video was opened again.

When the furry face occupied the entire screen again, he stared at the blue cat eyes and said seriously: "Your father didn't politely talk to me when we first met. He asked me directly what I thought about not being able to contribute to the precious ironware business circle and give birth to a little pheasant brother."

Jiang Chuan: “…”

Jinran: "I really want to take off my pants and tell him with a righteous look on my face."

Jiang Chuan: “…”

Jingran: "However, it's useless. I only have one.... It's worth mentioning that when I was in dire straits, you were lying next to you with a cold face, not asking about it, as if the whole thing had nothing to do with you."

Jinran held the tablet and said to the tabby cat, as if he had the chance to say something in his previous life and added endless words in his life. The sentence "Wake up quickly and I'll come out for you, what the hell is you becoming a cat?" appeared at a high frequency every two minutes on average...

Just as Jingran repeated this sentence for the eighth time, he heard the sound of "kicking and swaying" from Jiang Chuan when humans were walking, and the moment the tabby cat pricked up his ears and turned his head, the black-haired young man's thoughts came to an abrupt end-

So after Wang Mo stepped into the living room, before he could stand firm, he saw a cat on the sofa and a person in the tablet next to the cat, looking at himself with a cold look of disgust and indifferent look like "What are you here for?"

Wang Mo looked confused: "...Ran, Brother Ran?"

He answered with caution.

Wang Mo: "...what are you doing? No, why are you here? No, how did you open a video? No, are you videos with my cat? Isn't you filming a movie? Why are you so free? Oh, Brother Cao Ran, where did you act today? The bandages on your head catch up with the mummy in circles..."

Wang Mo said as he came over, staring at the tablet with expressionless expression on his face, and then sighed: "Wow, abroad is foreign, it is a big production, even the wound is particularly realistic, and the blood is definitely not made of paint--"

"This is my blood, of course it's realistic." Jinran said calmly, "The evil capitalism is not reliable, and the moon abroad is not so round. You should be grateful for the safety of film and television in the motherland. When I was filming a naval battle, something happened to the model. Jiang Chuan and I were detained under a model of hundreds of kilograms. Jiang Chuan is still in a coma now-"

Wang Mo's face was empty for a few seconds.

Then it was severely distorted by the huge amount of information in Jinran's plain words.

"How is it possible? There is no news in China-"

"I know that everyone is still jumping up and down for the stock trading person, and immersing himself in the afterglow of my coming out."

“…\”

"I'm in the hospital now, and I'm so bored. Wang Mo, do you want to see me?" Jinran crossed his legs and sat firmly like an old lady, asking.

Wang Mo reluctantly packed up his surprise. After thinking about it, he suddenly showed a cautious expression and asked: "...Brother Ran, have you seen the WeChat message I sent to you before?"

"I saw it, but I'm not going to have a date with you. Don't be afraid, the straight man - my wife is lying on the hospital bed now. I'm so conscientious and don't consider renewal for the time being." Jinran said, "I just suddenly feel a little in love with your Doraemon, and can't wait to touch its smooth fur and soft meat pads. Can you bring it to see if I'm fine?"

Wang Mo nodded subconsciously at first, then he glanced at a script he was about to memorize on the table, and slapped his forehead: "...No, brother, I'm the latest schedule--"

"It's okay if you don't come, just as the cat comes." Jinran sat up a little, licked his lower lip, "Let me keep it for a few days, I'll treat it well."

Wang Mo looked down at his cat.

I found that my cat was looking at him with Jiang Chuan's eyes.

Wang Mo: "Son, are you going?"
Chapter completed!