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Chapter 28

At that moment, the world seemed to have lost its voice.

Jinran's mind was full of: It's finished, it's finished, it's finished...

Jiang Chuan is responsible for silence.

On the contrary, Fang Yu, the culprit who caused the hamster riot, saw Jiang Chuan being injured, jumped up and used his nanny's instinct. While loudly reminding Jiang Chuan not to move around, he looked for a medical box all over the world like a headless fly... On the contrary, the injured person was staring at the hamster in the cage through the cage door. Until Fang Yu turned around for at least the fourth round and round in the room, Jiang Chuan moved away and said in a calm voice: "The medical box is in the second cabinet under the TV, and you can see it when you open it."

I couldn't hear anything unusual in my tone.

The man thought about it and said, "Brother Fang, this little injury is not a problem, you don't have to make such a fuss."

"What does it mean? It's a food bowl used by mice! I just saw it pierced in and swim in and swim freely! Who knows if the fragments splashed on you have ever been touched by its saliva, what if it is infected - no, I'll take you to get a rabies vaccine tomorrow, just in case!"

Every day, I have to take a bath with sand and take a serious bath, and I have never let go of my armpits. I feel that my sacred dignity has been violated.

He was also injected with rabies and nursed the vaccine. The hamster temporarily pressed down the anxiety in his heart, raised his paws and scratched his ears with disdain, because the doctor would laugh when he heard this.

Of course, it is not ruled out that there are doctors who like to meddle in other people's business and would recommend that the owner deal with disobedient hamsters humanely. For example, ask the owner of the rebel hamster house if there are any cats on their upstairs?

……provoke.

The hamster's ear-tickling movement came back to his heart. He twisted his lower body carefully, pulled some cotton from behind and hugged it in his arms to try to increase his sense of security. He watched Fang Yu frowned and pulled out the medicine box, walked to Jiang Chuan, and pulled the hamster grain and food basin fragments scattered at his feet with his feet. Then he took out the disinfectant alcohol and raised his eyebrows at Jiang Chuan. Jiang Chuan had no choice but to put his feet on the table with helpless face and wiped it casually, looking very perfunctory. Then he threw the blood-stained cotton ball into the ashtray next to him, poured it into the sofa, and covered his face with his arms, looking like he was about to close his eyes and rest.

………………………… Of course, it looks more like thinking about whether the big-faced cat upstairs struggled tonight should have extra meals.

He wore slippers on one foot, and the injured slippers fell off - his naked feet were close to him, right in front of him.

The hamster was lying in the cage for a while and saw that the wound had not healed yet, the tiny wound was still bleeding, and everything around the wound was bruised - perhaps this wound is really a problem that can be solved by a band-aid for humans, but from the perspective of the hamster...

The wound was longer than Jingran's head.

It's shocking enough.

For a moment, my mind was full of "How could there be such a big wound", "Why did I fuck this blood flow constantly?" "It's over and it's over and it's over and I'm over and telling me, now I'm pushing open the cage door and jumping on it and kissing your instep?!

He lay down beside the cage, and a pair of mung bean eyes were looking at Jiang Chuan lying on the sofa. At this moment, the latter was lying on the sofa with his eyes closed and his eyebrows slightly frowned. He spent a little time thinking independently about a problem that bothered him: to some extent, pets should be a matter of principled betrayal... So in the education he received since childhood, what kind of punishment should the "pets" betrayal the owner betrayed?

Erased.

“…”

The man lying on the sofa with slender limbs opened his eyes without warning, and there was no unnecessary emotion in his eyes that were thoroughly displayed like the sky.

After pausing for a moment, he turned around and glanced lightly at the moment when he was lying on the cage, pressing his face against the cage into a big cake with a pair of mung bean eyes and staring at his hamster.

"..." The man stared at the hamster for a while until the silent eyes stared at the hamster silently moved back. In the blue eyes, his emotions suddenly softened. He raised his hand and scattered the soft hair that fell on his forehead in a random voice, muttering in a nearly self-talking voice, "Forget it... It's too strange to use this rule to make things difficult for a hamster?"

Be cautious: "??"

Although I couldn't understand what Jiang Chuan was saying, the owner of the scattered thoughts still made the hamster feel strong uneasy. At this moment when the pet and the owner urgently needed to brew a cup of hot tea and sit down face to face for good interaction and communication, there was a person who was very idle to say all kinds of scattered thoughts next to him-

Fang Yu: "Jiang Chuan, why do you say you have nothing to do to raise a hamster? You can't raise it yourself... This hamster eats too much and is disobedient. Just grow fat and you can't even know how to 'Roller' the basic skill of being a hamster..."

I don't know if it was Fang Yu's long old woman-like nagging sentence that touched the cautious g-point. In short, in the midst of the mess of the agent, the hamster, who was originally full of guilt, suddenly swept away the uneasiness of "injuring the master", his hair exploded, and he became angry for no reason. Without any struggle, the round ball suddenly crashed into the edge of the cage, making a "bang" sound.

Fang Yu subconsciously shut his mouth, and then he felt the angry gaze of the hamster from the cage-

Go to your uncle (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

Fang Yu, you are enough!!

I won't take you to fan the flames like this!!

Is it easy for me to turn from a human to a hamster? Try to see what it feels like to wake up in a world full of rats after sleeping and opening my eyes. Is it very frightening? OK!!! OK!!! I was forced to watch a horror live broadcast of "Rat Eating Rats". I didn't want to watch it at all!!! OK!!! OK!!! At that time, I was just a hamster, without any buffering at all, and no one cared about how I felt! Ah!!!! I couldn't beat them up even when I saw my mother being bullied by reporters, making me feel that she was useless! OK!!! OK!!!

——The person who used to be able to kill with one hand can now be able to kill with one hand. Do you know how sad this feels!!! Of course you don’t know!!!

I also forced me to run the rollers!!

Why do I have to run the rollers?!

To entertain you stupid humans!!!

I think I am so chubby and very beautiful. Isn’t hamsters just to be fat? The boss who sells hamsters all say that hamsters are fat and look good and docile!!!

...Although I am not very docile, have I bit you!! Have I bit you!! I don’t even bite you when I give it to me, it’s thick skin and flesh!!

Bet on the self-esteem that once was a human being, being a hamster is already very tired and having to force her to smile (not) every day (you don't) eat and drink, why do you still have to go to the roller wheel to tell you-

“It will.”

In the quiet living room, a low and magnetic sound suddenly sounded.

Be cautious: "?"

Huh?

The hamster, full of irritability and restlessness, suddenly calmed down. It squatted in the cage, raised its little head blankly and looked at the tall man who was originally lying on the sofa and suddenly turned over and sat up. Looking at Fang Yu, "When I bought it, I ran very well on the rollers. I don't know why it turned out like this after I came back."

Fang Yu: “…”

"I don't know why it turned out like this," Jiang Chuan thought for a while and said, "I'm raising small animals for the first time, and I don't know what to do. I used to have experience in training hounds."

Fang Yu: "Training a Hound? What did you do before... Forget it, since you have all the experience in training animals, why not--"

Jiang Chuan smiled: "It's very harsh."

Fang Yu: "Ah?"

Jiang Chuan: "A Fei is still so young, how could she bear that kind of professional training? Isn't it strange to ask for so many hamsters?... Besides, it has always been very docile before and has not bite people. Today, there is always a reason for this, just like humans sometimes suddenly lose control of their emotions."

Fang Yu: "Don't compare animals with humans..."

Jiang Chuan turned his head and looked at Fang Yu seriously, saying, "I don't."

Fang Yu wiped his face: "I don't know why, your serious look at telling me that you didn't compare hamsters with humans gave me the illusion that you thought 'how could humans compare hamsters'."

“…” Jiang Chuan said, “thinking too much.”

Fang Yu: "What happened to the pause in that second?... Then again, this hamster only knows how to eat, drink, defecate, urinate and sleep every day. In addition to being lazy and fat, I really don't think of another third reason. I used to be gentle probably because I was served with delicious food and drink, but now I suddenly got angry because I was forced to exercise - even if it was in the hamster world, it was rare and weird?!"

Jiang Chuan seemed not to hear what Fang Yu said, stretched out his hand and quickly pointed the direction where the hamster's nose was through the cage door: "So I guess it's unhappy."

Fang Yu: “…ha?”

Jingran: “………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

As soon as the man finished speaking, the hamster squatting in the cage looked at the monster with an unreasonable expression on his face, but the hamster squatting in the cage shook violently, then raised his paws and covered his face and rushed back to the cabin in a charge. The wooden house that was just right for the hamster ten days ago was not so suitable for Jin Ran now. At this moment, he fluttered hard and only squeezed his upper body into the house, exposing his round butt outside...

So outside the cage, the humans could see half of the hamster stuffed in the hut from the side of the wooden house, tearing up cotton and wrapping them up. During the whole process, the fat round butt was shaking and shaking outside.

Jiang Chuan: "Ah, I'm crying."

Fang Yu: "How is that possible? Don't make trouble."

Jiang Chuan: "A Fei can cry easily."

Fang Yu: "How is that possible? Don't make trouble."

Jiang Chuan: "I really cried... it's all your fault."

Fang Yu: "How is it possible? Don't make trouble... I'm sorry, even if I really cry, it's all my business. Let it run on the roller. Where does the deep hatred come from?"

Jiang Chuan: "You let it run the roller, but it doesn't want to run the roller, so it's unhappy - I'm wrong too."

Fang Yu: "When I was injured by a hamster, I didn't think about feeding it to the cat upstairs, but to find the reason from myself, are you a Holy Father?!"

Jiang Chuan did not answer Fang Yu's question. His blue eyes narrowed slightly, as if he thought of something, as if he thought it was a funny thing for the other party to describe him as "Holy Father". He curled his lips and showed a lazy smile, stretched out his hand, closed the hamster's cage door, and thought about it and suddenly patted his hands gently and said, "Ah."

Fang Yu: "?"

Jiang Chuan lowered his head and pointed at the mess: "The food bowl broke and I have to buy it again, so I have to increase my budget."

Fang Yu: "Compared with this, you should think more about how to raise hamsters in the future so that you can go to the epidemic prevention station to report on rabies vaccines without going to the epidemic prevention station every other month."

"Okay," the man sitting on the sofa suddenly sat upright, narrowing his eyes and nodding, "I will think about this issue carefully."

For a moment, Fang Yu had the illusion that he seemed to be talking to something amazing. However, it should be an illusion. It was just a transparent young turtle who liked to use various fake brands. What else could it do? The agent paused and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

“…If it really doesn’t work, just feed the cats upstairs.”

"don't want."

“…”

When the agent and the male artist he had just signed for happily, one was crazy and the other was calm and silent, looking at each other...

The fat butt squeezed outside the cabin is still shaking regularly.

The hamster cries without sound.

I know that crying like this and wiping my tears with cotton wool may end up being slandered that he is so stupid that he will run to the place where he sleeps and pee.

But at this time he couldn't care so much. After becoming a hamster, he found that his mind became particularly fragile.
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