Chapter 31(1/2)
Jiang Chuan seemed to be quite confused about why he was scolded like this when he did nothing. In response, Fang Yu gave him a standard answer: "No, those people scold you just because they wanted to scold you, and you just hit the gun, so you had to block the hole once... Although others would not thank you."
"I didn't say how Xu Wenjie was," said Jiang Chuan. "The reporter asked me not clearly at all."
"I'm still worried about you... But this is not the point anymore. When we were in elementary school, we could read a tenacious and upward spirit of life from the 'wild fires that cannot be burned, and the spring breeze will grow again' and then praise life - what if Bai Juyi just wants to write that grass, Bai Juyi is not unhappy, right... Now everyone thinks that you are good at Chinese, and use the hamster to mock Xu Wenjie... don't you just hope that everyone thinks you are good at Chinese?"
“…”
"Looking at your expression, you are quite wronged for your fat rat?"
"No."
"Don't worry, it won't feel wronged. Look at its small melon seeds and its fat legs are shaking. It's just not too carefree," Fang Yu stretched out his hand and patted Jiang Chuan on the shoulder, sighing, "You'd better worry about yourself. No matter how low Xu Wenjie is, he is still a fan. If you pounce on him and bite you and send you to the hospital, Jiang Luocheng has to change the male lead and the second lead, he must be crazy."
Jiang Chuan thought about it and decided to listen to Fang Yu - he had explained what he should have explained, and those people couldn't believe it... He then explained it, and then borrowed Fang Yu's mobile phone to look at the Weibo post casually, and found that someone had even separated his words and sentences, carefully studied the emotions contained in it and even studied various profound meanings. Even Jiang Chuan's mocking expression on his face when he asked the author's counter-question, he was very imaginary, as if they were really at the scene at that time - the most funny thing is that countless people actually echoed this kind of fantasy and expressed their belief.
Jiang Chuan decided not to care about this matter anymore.
He asked Fang Yu for a leave and said that he would solve the level conflict between himself and his own hamster.
Although the reason for asking for leave makes people feel urged to say "no", I thought about it and the Chinese New Year is coming soon, and there is no activity on the crew. Jiang Chuan was originally a newcomer and did not announce that he would run away. There were a few manufacturers who saw this guy's recent topic and good appearance that they wanted to come to him as a spokesperson. But because Jiang Chuan was a newcomer and the reward was very low, Fang Yu refused to leave without hesitation.
So after hesitating for a while, the agent still mercifully approved Jiang Chuan's request.
Jiang Chuan thanked him solemnly, then moved his small bench and sat in front of the hamster cage. At this time, in the hamster cage, the hamster, who had never been afraid of humans, was lying on the backstroke posture of his new lover in a backstroke position. His four claws were placed on the edge of the trunk, and a few melon seed skins were scattered on his white belly. Seeing Jiang Chuan's handsome face approaching, it shook his legs very much, and then twisted his head away from the other side.
Reject eye contact and interaction.
Jiang Chuan stared at it for a while. After failing to communicate with brain waves, he opened the hamster cage and grabbed the hamster in the hamster cage. On weekdays, the hamster that had long been coming up to hold his fingers and rubbed his fingers all over the place today, but today, it seemed like he had taken rat medicine, lying in the palm of a man's palm with a wilted head, looking listless.
I just reached out and patted the melon seeds on my belly.
"A Fei, I'm very busy lately and I don't have time to let you out for a walk. Are you unhappy?"
“…”
Jinran said that he had never seen a person who was so serious about talking with his eyes open. No matter how busy Jiang Chuan was, he would go home at least every night. And these days, he lived regularly between working, eating, sleeping, and watching TV. He was swaying in front of the hamster cage in various positions, from Jiang Chuan who was neatly dressed in clothes and pants, to Jiang Chuan who had no clothes in his pants, and Jiang Chuan who had no clothes in his pants and no clothes in his pants, and Jiang Chuan who had no clothes in his pants and no clothes in his pants - Jiang Chuan who had just woken up, sleepy, full of energy, and all kinds of forms of Jiang Chuan.
However, no matter which form of Jiang Chuan is, he has never had a good interaction with it.
The only interaction between the hamster and the owner reminded Jinran that he was still alive and Jiang Chuan was not dead is that Jiang Chuan would add rat food or change the bath sand to him regularly every day. In most cases, when a man does these things, Jinran either stays in the cotton ball in the cabin and is sleeping happily, or just wakes up and doesn’t understand what’s going on…
The man got up earlier than the mouse every day, which created a perfect jet lag between him and his mouse.
When Jinran realized that he seemed to have seen Jiang Chuan’s smile last time when he was smirking at the TV camera, he finally responded slowly and said: He was actually cold war.
A man who is over 1.8 meters tall actually had a cold war against a hamster that was not as big as his palm!
It's like a bird or a beast!
Jinran, who was used to being held by the stars, expressed that he was very shocked and dissatisfied with being ignored. So at this moment, when Jiang Chuan reached out to scratch his chin with a hint of flattery, it would raise his paws and hug his fingers with impatient look on his face and push out; when Jiang Chuan touched its round belly, it flipped his body even more badly, climbed around the man's wide palm, and finally landed on the table with four flying squirrels open to the forest, elegantly and perfectly.
The hamster rolled on the table and then crawled into the cage in a very introverted manner.
On the squirming back, the four big words "Get out of your uncle" were written squarely.
It's a Cold War, who can't do it?
“…”
snort.
Climbing back into the cage, the short-legged and short-handed movements were extremely slow - especially when it climbed inside the cage door, sweeping away the lively spirit of jumping up and down in the three-story villa on weekdays. The hamster seemed to have been cast as frozen magic. It climbed over the threshold of the cage door that it climbed alive like a mountain. After the four claws finally landed successfully, the round body paused suddenly.
He could feel Jiang Chuan's gaze falling on his back.
But.
But……………………………………
Why didn't this guy come to try to keep me?
Where is love?!!!
After waiting for a long time, the owner cried and tried to keep him, and admitted his mistake in tears. The hamster expressed his loneliness. In his fantasy, Jiang Chuan held his furry and handsome face and promised that he would never force him to lose weight again. Then he bought it for a cherry, strawberry, apple, blueberry, banana cake for him to bite it and throw it away. He smiled and said, "It's okay as long as you don't get angry with me." This situation did not happen. The silence from beginning to end made Jinran feel that he had died silently.
He walked up to the rooftop firmly.
But now he could not find the staircase that came down from the rooftop.
He gritted his teeth and stomped his claws. The hamster finally stopped being slower. Shi regained his hands and feet and climbed into the three-story wooden house of its big villa. He got into the hole and was busy wrapping himself with cotton. He was grabbing a piece of cotton wool and putting it on his head. Jingran suddenly paused and suddenly felt that why was it so quiet behind him - was it because Jiang Chuan was not happy to see him shaking his face and then left?
——No, I shouldn’t be so pessimistic. I should comfort myself and think about it better, what if he just died suddenly?
"..." I carefully pulled down the cotton thighs.
Since he is dead, there must be a kind-hearted person who collects his body, right?
As if he had made up his mind, he pulled down the cotton nightcap covered on his head, and the hamster squatting in the cabin turned around, first stretched out the tip of his little nose outside to sniff it, and then realized that he seemed not a dog (...), soon, its nose, mouth, half-pull face, a face, and the entire head - gradually stretched out from the clusters of cotton.
He leaned his head out of the cabin, looked around for a while, and finally he reluctantly straightened his head, convinced himself with the heart of "It's not easy to close the door and thank the guests, I'm very gentlemanly." Then he raised his head and bravely looked at the beautiful and hateful blue eyes - at this moment, he was sitting in front of his villa, Jiang Chuan was holding his chin with one hand, looking at the hamster lazyly, and looking at him with a hamster without evading.
Jiang Chuan: “…”
Be cautious: "..."
Seeing the hamster leave without looking back, then now he stretched out his head and looked around. The man curled up the corners of his lips slightly and let out a "ah", but unexpectedly, the hamster that had just poked out his head and found it as if it was shocked by the hamster that had just poked out his head. It stretched out its claws and covered its eyes with lightning speed. After a moment, it seemed that it finally realized that half of its body was outside the house without ambition, so it lowered its claws and retracted back into the house.
Seeing the hamster's flexible movements, Jiang Chuan narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "Ah Fei, you have lost weight recently. In the past, your butt was almost impossible to squeeze into the door, but now he has successfully squeezed in again... Is it because he is unhappy that he can't swallow it?"
“…”
After a long time, no movement.
Until Jiang Chuan couldn't help but want to reach out to touch what the hamster was nesting in the wooden house was doing. At this time, he saw a ball of cotton rolling round and rolling out from the hole in the wooden house - the cotton tidbits were filled with melon seed skins.
It seems like a hamster is responding to his question about "unhappy, can't eat"-
I am in a very good mood. Not only do I eat and drink well, but I also lie down and eat while eating, eating melon seeds on the bed, oh.
The hamster, who was huddled in the wooden house and rolled his eyes silently at the wall of the wooden house, kicked the ball of cotton out with one paw. The room, which was originally filled with cotton, suddenly became empty. The two sides of the wooden house were still airy, and the cool breeze blew into it. The empty room made Jinran stunned. After he turned around the room with annoyance, he discovered an amazing fact-
It seems to have lost weight!
I quietly stretched out my claws and pulled my skin that might hang on my toes when I got old - I found that its slackness seemed to be weaker than before.
How did that sentence say... I really got tired of her.
pity.
Jiang Chuan doesn’t know the hatred of hamsters, but he still sings the back garden flowers across the river.
Thinking seriously, he climbed out of the wooden house secretly and picked up the cotton he threw out with great shame - he couldn't help but feel cold... At the same time, the hamster regretted it while carrying the cotton into the wooden house. Why did he think about not getting hurt to get so many melon seeds inside? Now he still has to pick them up little by little.
Squat in the room and carefully sort out the cotton that was ruined by yourself.
Listening to Jiang Chuan say outside, "A Fei, are you unhappy?"
If he could speak humanly now, he would ask Jiang Chuan if he had watched a lot of TVB recently and was about to engrave the sentence "Be a hamster, just be happy" on his forehead. The hamster was disgusted and pinched the orchid fingers, and irritably and self-disgusted, picked up the melon seed skin from his "little quilt". At this moment, he heard Jiang Chuan outside finally recited enough TVB lines. Before he could be happy, his ears finally became quiet. At this moment, the sound of the door opening and closing at a relatively long distance suddenly came.
A squeaking sound was harsh.
With a "bang", it can be heard.
The hamster was stunned.
This time, it did not hesitate anymore. It threw away the "little quilt" in its hand and stretched out the neck without a neck. Sure enough, it saw that there was no one outside the cage. The owner who had been sitting honestly in front of his cage and thought about it had disappeared. At this time, there was no ghost in the entire apartment, leaving only a hamster as the only living creature that could breathe.
Be cautious: "..."
What's going on?
Where is the person?
Where is the master?
Where is the shit guy?
Could it be that his excellent acting skills really made him angry?
“…”
Once he had this idea, Jin Ran suddenly became a little uneasy from his previous "righteousness". He stretched out his claws and hesitatedly touched his round belly, touched it again, and touched it again - until it almost made the hair on his abdomen bald, then stopped. When he realized it, he found that he had stood in the center of the cage and did the "beauty" action like a statue for more than ten minutes...
“…………………………”
I’m sure I’ve found that it’s not impossible to lose weight.
After all, his belly is so big that he can't even see his toes even if he lowers his head, which will make him feel very upset.
Jingran floated around in the cage like a wandering soul, and was struggling in his mind to think about whether to wait for Jiang Chuan to apologize to him after he came back. At this moment, Jingran thought about it - what if Jiang Chuan can't come back?
Because of a quarrel with a hamster, the rebellious boy went out to race, determined to go down the mountain as fast as possible in Mopan Mountain in G City, the car lost control, failed to turn, and rushed out of the guardrail.
Half an hour later.
When Jiang Chuan was already covered in Jinran's mind with blood and flesh, suddenly, Jinran heard the sound of people walking outside the door.
"!"
The hamster, who was spinning in the cage, stopped suddenly, jumped off the second floor of the cage, fell into the wood chips, and rolled up and rushed to the edge of the cage. When the hamster held his breath and pressed his face into a big cake face on the cage, the mice that were so big that they were bigger than mung beans, finally saw the door of the apartment being opened from outside.
Behind the door, there was a familiar figure.
Jiang Chuan opened the door and walked in. He was wearing his red heavy helmet, which was as sexy as a motorcycle, on his head.
To be continued...