Chapter 48(1/2)
Jinran: "Lalala, I want to shoot an advertisement, I want to go on TV, I want to become popular..."
Xiao Hei: "The advertising lines are so disgusting. The humans who write the advertising slogans probably don't have brains. And as a hamster, why do we have to be exposed to the spotlight? We also have to eat in front of everyone, and crawl around on a table like cockroaches. We are hamsters, not insects--"
Jinran: "I want to return to the entertainment industry, flowers, lights, red carpet reporter flashing, then my familiar life finally returned to me. I knew that this little hamster body could not resist my powerful soul..."
Xiao Hei: "Fatty, I don't really understand why you have to get so close to humans? Whether it's the owner or others, you always look like you are willing to stay with them. Humans are such complex creatures. They are even willing to eat in order to keep their weight at a number. Think about how terrible it is? The advertisement you are about to act in is junk food, and they actually let the garbage on TV. Don't you think this is an insult to you-"
Jinran: "Do you think my butt is round? I think I have lost weight recently and my muscles are a little loose. My butt is not as round as before. I am really troubled. I don't know where the angle my butt is facing the camera now is cute? Is the hair on my forehead better or is it better to have a big back or it looks more mature when combed all of it?"
Xiao Hei: "Fatty, you are too close to humans and you will definitely regret it in the future."
Jinran: "I haven't seen the spotlight for a long time. I'm really a little nervous. Ah, my bad psychological quality... How do I do to show that I don't look like I'm on TV for the first time? Urgently, wait online-"
Xiao Hei: "If you have the chance, are you going to speak humanly?"
Be cautious: "Yes, always be ready."
Xiao Hei: "…"
Xiao Hei couldn't bear it anymore and smashed the vegetable circle in his hand on the swing not far away. The slutty Milk Tea face, squatting on the swing and swinging around, and slapped the debris of the vegetable circle from his face. Amid the angry accusations of "You are jealous" that he sneered, and glanced at it with disdain, then turned around, reached out and quickly turned into his own small house on the second floor of the wooden house.
I was excited for two days before I calmed down a little.
Xiao Hei didn't talk to him again for two days.
On the last day, the hamster slept beautifully for one night with the endorsement contract document signed by Jiang Chuan Long Feifengwu. That day, he realized that Jiang Chuan's real name was "Leiredreince". The surname Reireth is quite cool and sounds familiar, but Jinran is not sure if he has really heard it somewhere... As for the Chinese name of the stupid master, "Jiang" is his mother's surname, and "Jiang Chuan" is also the name given to him by his mother. Jinran thinks that Jiang Chuan's two names are very nice, and he is very glad for Jiang Chuan that he has a mother who knows everything. Otherwise, it is hard to imagine what kind of scene it would be like to say "Hello everyone, my name is Jiang Dali" with a handsome face to the camera seriously...
After all, foreign friends always like to mess with Chinese names, just like everyone in elementary school where there are always a few classmates around them snatch their heads to call them "tom".
It is obvious that Fang Yu and Jinran have the same attitude towards Jiang Chuan's name. The agent looked at the contract book in his hand and kicked the young man opposite the other side and looked down at the script: "I have wanted to ask long ago that Jiang Chuan's name is good, does it have a special meaning?"
Jiang Chuan, who was looking down at the script, thought about it after hearing this, raised his head and replied: "Haichuan is a hundred years old, and he is full of virtue."
Fang Yu: "It's pretty good."
"Is that?" Jiang Chuan said, "My father was almost angry when he first learned the meaning of the name... He felt that my mother was deliberately mocking him."
Fang Yu asked inexplicably, subconsciously: "Why?"
"Because my family is... forget it, let's not talk about it." Jiang Chuan said, "You won't want to know."
Jiang Chuan clearly looked like he was too lazy to say more. Although Fang Yu was curious, he couldn't continue asking - after all, not everyone was as shameless as Yuan Jinran.
The shooting date of the advertisement was set in mid-April. After receiving the script, Jiang Chuan began to take time to read the script every day and try to use mental paralysis to adapt to this terrible line. Then, when he persisted until the seventh day, he completely gave up the plan because he found that this was simply a mental destruction of his own spirit. Just thinking about how he was acting in this advertisement and reading this line in his mind every day, he couldn't even read the script of "The Legend of the Republic of China".
His mind was full of "Why am I so stupid" and "Rats and rats eat potatoes".
...
Winter is coming and spring comes. As April approaches, City H seems to be one of the first areas to welcome spring. When snow is still falling in the north, the plants in this southern city have begun to sprout tender green buds, as if they wake up overnight, and the whole city suddenly becomes new...
As the weather gradually warms, I don’t know when we no longer miss the collective heating in the north wherever we go. The staff of the crew of the "Records of the Republic of China" also jumped up and down from the day they started the filming, and now they only wore a single dress and ran out to show off.
By early April, even worse situations occurred - continuous rain began to float from the sky, and the rain washed away this small city in the south, and the entire film and television city was shrouded in a misty rain all day long.
When the south wind came, the entire H-city was so wet that it was so wet. When Jiang Chuan urged the assistant to live again and again because of the underwear that was not dry, the sand in the cage had changed from changing every three days to changing every day, because it was the sand that had just been poured in, the next day he opened his eyes and found that the sand had become wet and formed into a piece.
When everyone is busy, it is naturally not easy to take care of hamsters often, so the wood chips and cotton in the cages can not be kept dry and comfortable. Sometimes I have to endure the feeling of dampness all over my body and sleep in the hamster wooden house with my mind: I am the one who wants to act in advertising, why is this treatment still...
Xiao Hei looked like he was free to deal with it.
………………………… Speaking of which, this guy seems to be more comfortable with everything.
The changes in the weather made Jinran less and less like to stay in the cage, and he followed Jiang Chuan around every day. The staff in the crew seemed to be used to Jiang Chuan's pet hamsters coming to watch and film every day. Some kind sisters would even bring him some nuts and feed him. So Jinran became the happiest creature in the entire crew. Sitting under the canopy, blowing the cool breeze with a wet breath, knocking melon seeds and almonds and shaking his calves. When he was full, he lay on Fang Yu's leg and slept for a while. When the owner, who was waiting for the halftime break, he opened his eyes and rubbed his rub. When the owner started filming, he could fall back and continue to sleep.
As for other humans, they are not so lucky.
They had to endure the torture of "the rain hits the body a little cold, but they run two more steps but they are sweaty and sticky all over". The worst thing is that as the weather becomes worse, Jiang Luocheng's temper becomes more cruel than before, and the actors are humiliated in a function image shape after ng every day... The most miserable ones are Wang Mo, who plays Qiao Sheng and Jiang Chuan, who plays Huai Jin. They both wear tight clothes. Often, they are scolded from beginning to end. In addition to being scolded by Jiang Luocheng from beginning to end, the costumes are full of sweat and makeup.
"This is pretty good. I have filmed a costume palace drama that went straight through the summer. Think about how tight it is? Sometimes when I acted in a winter scene, I still had to wear a cotton jacket forty degrees. I couldn't even recall how beautiful the scene was." Wang Mo said, "There are people who have heatstroke every day. The worst time is that three of the four protagonists fell... I can shed tears of emotion when I watch that drama now. It's great to be able to perform it alive."
Jiang Chuan subconsciously looked at Jiang Luocheng sitting behind them when he heard this. Jiang Luoxing stared back: "Look at it, don't delay the whole day and ask for leave for me. After taking pictures early and finishing work early, you can suffer less."
Jiang Chuan: "Oh."
After Jiang Chuan finished speaking, he turned his head to look at Fang Yu and blinked: Have you not talked about the advertisement to the director yet?
Fang Yu calmly raised his hand and made a zipper gesture on his mouth: Shut up.
Jiang Chuan: "...Director, then I'll ask you something."
Jiang Luocheng held the lunch box and frowned and asked impatiently: "Ask."
Jiang Chuan: "If one day someone in the crew asks to take leave and earn extra money for a day--"
Jiang Luocheng: "Die."
Jiang Chuan: “…”
Jiang Chuan turned his head to look at Fang Yu again, and Fang Yu also whistled and twisted his head away.
...
The days were delayed and finally the day when the advertisement was written on the contract. The shooting time was scheduled in the afternoon. Seeing that Fang Yu could not hide it anymore, he finally plucked up the courage to explain the situation to Jiang Luocheng a week in advance. What was expected was that Jiang Luocheng exploded when he heard the words "take a half day off" and took a deep breath and was about to start swearing - but when he looked up, he noticed that the person standing in front of him was Fang Yu...
Jiang Luocheng: "..."
Considering that Jiang Chuan was so badly hacked recently, he might have felt a little sympathetic to him, so he finally nodded and agreed.
——Jiang Luocheng said so to the outside world.
"Actually, you still benefited from Yuan Jinran's glory," Fang Yu said, "If it weren't for my agent, you were Yuan Jinran's junior brother, our family members should be crying and cleaning up our corpses."
Jiang Chuan: "...It's your idea to answer advertisements, don't bring me."
"You are the main criminal," Fang Yu said impatiently, "at most I am abet."
Jiang Chuan: "...I won't be worn with small shoes in the future, right?"
"Oh, Chinese has made progress, and I know how to wear small shoes," said the agent irresponsibly, "Don't worry, no, isn't it the money that delays progress and is also Jiang Luocheng's own money? And even if you really wear small shoes, you'll-"
Jiang Chuan: "?"
Fang Yu: "If you bear it, just pass."
Jiang Chuan: “…”
So on the day of the shooting, after successfully shooting the three prescribed shots in the morning, Jiang Chuan was pushed into the car as if he was driven onto the shelves. On the way to the studio, he felt like a prisoner escorted to the execution ground. He always felt that his lifetime of reputation would be ruined.
"Why, do you still want to jump off the car? You jump, jump," Fang Yu poked the young man sitting beside him with his hand, and the latter turned his avatar calmly and looked at him like a madman. Seeing that the threat was not enough, the agent tried to induce him again, "Look how entangled you are, it's even harder to act in an advertisement, can you face Jiang Luo be difficult? And the manufacturer is so considerate, let you sit there and read the string of lines expressionlessly and then eat a few bites of potato chips. Do you need ten seconds to get 200,000 in one minute - figure out, brother, 200,000, you should really celebrate if you can get this price, as a newcomer..."
“It’s not a matter of money.”
"Yes, there is also the problem of popularity - from now on, you will be able to get rid of the identity of an internet celebrity. Do you know how to laugh at you online now? You are only 1.5 meters tall, so you only dare to sit and take photos."
“…”
"Really, do you want to search and show it to you?" Fang Yu made a move to take out his mobile phone, "The keyword is 'Jiang Chuan 1.5 meters'--"
"Don't you let me see these things?"
"I think you urgently need to know the seriousness of the problem now."
"No, I'll go and shoot the commercials."
"That's good, oh, I remembered it wrong. Yimei5 is talking about another internet celebrity who has a dog, not you."
"Can you become an internet celebrity even with a dog?"
"Yes, and he's more red than you."
“…”
"Do you know how unparalleled you are as a internet celebrity? It doesn't matter. After acting in this ad, you will become more popular than him."
“Can act.”
"good."
The conversation between the agent and the artist was so beautiful that the little assistant sitting in the front passenger seat reached out to cover his face helplessly, trying to cover his integrity and view that might have been lost outside the horizon. He paused. After looking at the rearview mirror, he sat there with a serious face and analyzed the "severity of the situation" with Jiang Chuan, who was also serious, and asked sincerely: "Brother Fang, if you are unemployed in the future, you will not go on the illegal and criminal path of cheating, right?"
Fang Yu: "Do we Fang Yu look like that kind of person?"
Little Assistant: "Like."
Fang Yu made a move to beat someone, and the assistant quickly shook his neck. At this time, the driver braked suddenly, and the car stopped in front of the Shangjiajia Advertising Department building with a beautiful tail. The driver said, "It's here."
...
As Fang Yu introduced, Shangjiajia is indeed a well-known and wealthy enterprise in China. Just from their advertising department, they can occupy the entire office building alone. This momentum of spending money can feel the breath of Kaizi coming to their faces.
When Jiang Chuan and the others got off the car, the person in charge took the team outside early. When they saw Jiang Chuan and the others arrived on time, they were naturally very happy. After coming up, they looked around and asked with a smile: "Where is that hamster?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the tall man with a baseball cap behind Fang Yu, who looked very silent all the way, slightly pushing the brim of the hat upwards, revealing the perfect curve of the jaw under the shadow. Then he slowly took out a ball of furry from his pocket of clothes, and said in a low voice: "I'm in my pocket here."
The staff of Shangjiajia looked at each other in awe, all of whom were so embarrassed that they didn't know what to say - fortunately the person in charge came forward bravely at this time and said, "Mr. Jiang has a good relationship with his pet. From the photo you circulated on the Internet, we guessed that you must pay great attention to spiritual communication with your pet on weekdays-"
"The weather is wet, and it doesn't want to stay in the cage, so it's walking everywhere." Jiang Chuan said honestly.
Then, sure enough, the scene fell into a strange silence again.
Enter that magnificent building.
Take the elevator directly to the floor where the studio is located - the first thing that catches your eye is a large screen. The concept promotional video of "potatoes" is played on the large screen, which is nothing more than a series of narration lines such as "potatoes come from natural and fertile soil" "Every potato is carefully selected by hand", "first-class factory facilities, sanitary production processes". The person in charge took Jiang Chuan and others to watch it for a while and called "understanding products better". After watching the concept promotional video, he passed through a long corridor and came to the studio at the end of the corridor.
To be continued...