The young black-haired man sitting on the bed looked at a group of medical staff running wildly in the corridor of the ward at night. Then the doctors and nurses rushed into his ward like a group of sheep preparing to enter the railing. It was really hard for these angels in white, because the patients who were willfully waking up from the bed had to get up from the bed and work and couldn't complain, and they always had to maintain their current professional enthusiasm.

When the various tubes buried in the body to transport nutrients to provide the body with basic survival were □□, you could feel the slight tingling pain coming from deep in the body. The hand with the smell of disinfectant turned open his eyelids and followed by a bright flashlight. The black pupils were conditioned and the concentration was slightly converged until the light of the medical flashlight was moved away, and the darkness was restored to the surroundings...

His cautious head was buzzing.

The shaking flashlight faintly overlaps with the broken moonlight that I saw when I was a hamster, which was finally shattered by the water surface.

I squinted my eyes slightly.

The fish that swam around in front of his eyes, curiously approached and pecked his moist and heavy hair with their mouths turned into these doctors in white coats-

There seemed to be countless people talking around, some people calling his name, some people seemed to ask him how he felt, and some people were measuring his basic body temperature, heartbeat and other data... And they sat on the bed, fiddling with them, and no matter what questions others asked, he seemed indifferent.

At this time, a doctor had called to notify his family.

When he heard the doctor who didn't know much, he said to the person on the other side of the phone, "The patient's condition is not very stable, and there may be brain damage that affects language or normal judgment." The young black-haired man's eyelids twitched, and then he realized that it was because he was too silent that the doctor thought he had accidentally become an idiot.

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In fact, he just wanted to adapt to everything around him who suddenly changed back to normal size - beds, cabinets, water cups, TVs, humans, etc.... He didn't expect that he would successfully return to the human body so quickly, so he needed some time to calm down at this moment - and there was another problem. Once he calmed down a little, he found that he was so hungry that he could swallow an elephant.

At this moment, it seemed as if he had heard the most sincere call from his heart. A nurse sister came over and shouted in a nice and gentle voice: "Mr. Yuan, Mr. Yuan, are you okay? If you can hear my answer-"

The long, thick eyelashes of the black-haired young man trembled slightly. Then, he lifted his eyelids, raised his hand and grabbed her wrist without expecting it, and said in a concise and pitiful voice that seemed a little hoarse and terrifyingly hoarse because it didn't happen for a long time, saying, "I'm hungry..."

“…”

Jinran watched the whole busy ward with a small prayer sound, and suddenly fell into a moment of solidification. More than a dozen pairs of eyes twisted over and looked at him brightly. I have to say that this made him feel a little embarrassed. After all, he was just hungry and honestly told his feelings. Why did these people react so much?

The first person to react was the dedicated nurse sister. She immediately smiled like an angel from her face that was not well thundered, and carefully pulled her hand out of the palm of Jinran's soft palm, which was not much strength: "Okay, Mr. Yuan, we will ask the kitchen to prepare some food for you. What do you want to eat-"

Oh, not many.

That is, the fried dumplings, beef noodles, white rice, seafood noodles, cross the bridge, rice noodles, ham, hotpot, biscuits, chocolate, lamb, octopus, meatballs, sugar, fried chestnut, braised broiler chicken, duck, fish, flying in the sky, swimming in the sea, running on the shore... The young black-haired man sat on the bed and thought about it seriously, opened his thin lips and replied with difficulty-

"……elephant."

Everyone: "..."

Doctor a: "…………………………………………………………………… Yes, we have basically confirmed that the patient’s brain should have been damaged, but this injury should be curable, temporary. After all, the patient still maintains the ability to judge his physical needs, and the situation is still very optimistic. Yes, yes, Ms. Yuan, you can rest assured--"

"I...IQ, no, the problem." Looking at the distortion of the faces of the group of people around me, I was afraid that they would put themselves in the psychiatric department with an impulse. The young black-haired man waved his hand quickly and said in a difficult pronunciation, "Just now, I accidentally... I was crazy, I just wanted to eat meat!"

Everyone: "..."

Seeing that everyone was still looking at themselves with a ghost, she sighed in great frustration: "I'm such a dog..."

In this way, from awakening to the present, it took fifteen minutes and thirty-eight seconds. From awakening to the present, Mr. Yuan Jinran said the only sentence that more than five words was a swear word.

He suddenly felt that he could change his development route and develop towards the "most handsome comedian with unprecedented success in history."

Half an hour later.

The young man who was hungry as a black-haired man finally got a bowl of hot vegetable porridge. He sat on the soft pillow and patiently waited for the nurse sister to measure his blood pressure before the meal. His black eyes that had recovered from their spirits were still staring at the bowl of vegetable porridge in front of him for no moment. The steaming heat seemed to cover his beautiful eyes with a faint mist. Finally, after his hands were released, he seemed a little impatient to grab the spoon and pounce on the bowl of human food. The spoon stirred the porridge, and he blinked and stared at the porridge water rolling in the bowl.

After a moment, he paused, turned his head in a tone of uncertainty whether he was wrong, and asked, "Where is the meat that he promised?"

The nurse sister: "This is the vegetable porridge made from meat and bones."

Jingran: "I understand the truth, but what about the meat?"

The nurse sister: "It seems that the kitchen has been cooked for enough time, and the meat has melted into the porridge."

"……………………………………” Jinran was silent for a moment, looking at the face full of doting words from the nurse sister in front of her, and said after a moment, "I'm saying that I'm fine with my IQ. Is it okay to put away the tone of lying to the child?"

"..." The nurse's sister's face was filled with pampering, and she said helplessly, "Mr. Yuan, after you have been injected with nutrients for eight months, the organ function and teeth chewing ability of your body will irresistibly decline. You can only recover from a healthy and normal state through gradual training. Above, you are not suitable for ingesting crude fiber now. In fact, you can't eat too much at once. Please eat one-third of this bowl of porridge appropriately and stop and continue to consume."

“…I’ll just eat one third and do it, and then put a bowl on me.”

"I'm afraid you're unhappy when you see too little food, after all, you're so hungry."

"I'll be happy if I only eat one-third of the food, and I have to do something that has no human rights, such as taking away all the rest?"

“…”

"It's so furious."

"Please use it slowly."

The nurse ruthlessly packed up all kinds of measuring tools and turned around and walked out. After watching her leave, she carefully ate the bowl of hot porridge at the speed of light without a drop of soup - one-third of your sister, he felt that he might have never been as miserable as he is now. He ate a bowl of porridge without meat, salt and only two slices of vegetables and felt that he was so happy that he was about to fly.

After eating and drinking, he licked his lips with satisfaction and began to torture whether to take a shower, but when he tried to get up, he failed to fall back on the bed because his muscles were a little weak...

There is no such thing as the frustration on the protagonist's face when he falls in the TV series. In fact, he is very happy that he will no longer crawl quickly on all sides - you see, after some comparison, people's requirements can easily be lowered to an incredible low level.

He struggled to slap the bed for a few more times, and finally slap the strength he had just woken up, and his eyes fell on the bed with darkness. He thought quietly for a while, and suddenly realized that he seemed to need someone who could appear in front of him immediately to serve him.

Be cautious: "..."

Yes, why didn't you think about it?

So the young black-haired man raised his hand with his last strength and pressed the caregiver bell beside the bed. When the nurse walked in, he saw the young black-haired man leaning on the bed and grinning at him with a proud expression, "I'm sorry to finish the porridge accidentally." That look, as if he had just taken advantage of something huge...

It is really hard to imagine that he is the amazing super male god who is missed by millions of people.

You must be penetrated by something strange. The nurse thought silently.

He asked the nurse politely if he could use her cell phone. The person in front of him was Yuan Jinran. Even if he was penetrated by a strange thing, he was still Yuan Jinran. The nurse put down the half-tied plate in his hand, took out the cell phone without hesitation, and handed it to him. After considering that the big star probably needs his own more, the nurse smiled at him considering that he would come back to get his cell phone later, and then left the ward with the plate.

...

So on that night, just as the sky was dawn, before even the chicken opened its eyes, in a high-end villa in a high-end community outside the hospital seven or eight streets, the entertainment industry gold- medal agent Mr. Fang Yu's mobile phone screamed in a very disturbing way.

The whole person was buried in the quilt and pillow. Fang Yu closed his eyes and groped his cell phone. He grabbed the crazy vibrating phone in front of him, rubbing the eye poop that was blocked by his eyes. He opened one eye and saw that it was a local strange number - it was a strange number. He resisted the urge to hang up directly. According to professional ethics, Fang Yu answered the phone. Before he could speak there, he said first: "Hello, this is Fang Yu, the agent of Im Company. No matter how you can get my private number at this moment, but it is my normal rest time. When talking about work cooperation, please wait for my work phone to contact me in a normal way after 8:30 today - this strange phone call came from this strange time. In order to avoid the other side being an international friend with a jet lag, now let me repeat the words in English, hello, thissisyufang..."

"Fang Yu! Fang Yu! I want to eat kfc!"

“…?”

Fang Yu silently took the phone away from his ear, and the eyebrows on the eyes that opened were already flying high. He looked at the phone screen as if he saw a ghost, and called him this early morning and called him accurately and called him as a KFC takeaway call, so weird. He just felt... the voice on the other side deliberately lowered his voice and sounded a little familiar.

When Fang Yu put his phone back to his ear, he still heard the person opposite him still talking about making plans for him-

"When the KFC opens the door, go and buy me breakfast. Although there are no chicken wings, there is meat, right? Remember to cover them when you walk in, otherwise the doctor will see them and you may be confiscated. If you don't eat them, you will throw them into the trash can without even taking a bite. The food is too pitiful, right? Also, please bring me a towel, toothpaste, toothbrush when you come. And go to my house to get a shower gel, shampoo and facial cleanser. Oh, by the way, the shave is also a primitive person now-"

"………………” The agent, who was lying on the bed with his butt sticking out, finally opened his eyes at this time. His eyebrows were almost flying to his forehead and asked in disbelief, "Who are you?!!!!!!!"

The voice of talking there suddenly stopped.

Fang Yu: "??"

After waiting for a while, Fang Yu heard a sneer over there and said in a sinister way—

"Hello, Fang Yuxiansen, before you figure out which old man you are talking to, please get up from the bed I gave you, then take the wallet I gave you, walk out of the villa I gave you, get in the car I gave you, go to KFC for me, buy breakfast, I want to eat meat, thank you for your cooperation."

Fang Yu: “………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

He stared at the phone for three seconds.

Fang Yu hung up the phone decisively.

When the phone was thrown, the agent sighed: "I am really too tired to have such a ridiculous nightmare-"

After turning over, he was about to continue to fall asleep. Suddenly, he heard the phone next to the pillow continue to scream. Fang Yu grabbed it and picked it up. He threw three words from the other side to "browse Weibo" and directly cut off the phone decisively.

Fang Yu inexplicably opened his phone, entered Weibo, swiped his fingers to refresh, and then saw a Weibo that almost threw away his phone—

The latest article on Weibo shows that only somebody posted three simple words: Good morning.

However, the earth-shaking picture is a guy sitting on a hospital bed, wearing a cute blue and white striped hospital gown. His beard and hair were scattered into the bird's nest, and his eyes were slightly sunk because of his thinness. Under the dim orange light, only he raised the familiar smile on the corners of his lips and his black eyes looked extremely bright and dazzling.

Posted by Weibo: Yuan Jinran.

It was 5:54 am on Thursday.

Before most office workers, students and mothers woke up, this Weibo post that had just been posted for less than three minutes had been reposted for more than 20,000, and the comments below directly exceeded 50,000. Fang Yu clicked and glanced like a ghost, and all the comments below were-

"Mom, I'm so damn!"

“…………………………………………………………”

"What situation = mouth = "?"

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"It's time for me to go to bed. Everyone says it's not good to stay up late. I didn't believe it before. Now I believe it. Look, I've all hallucinated."

"Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it?!"

"No sign, I just jumped out of the bed. Is the male god you?"

"The well-known Internet owner Jiangchuan Network is well-known Internet owner Jiangchuan Network is well-known Internet owner Jiangchuan Network is well-known Internet owner Jiangchuan Network is well-known Internet owner Jiangchuan Network is well-known Internet owner Jiangchuan Network is well-known Internet owner Jiangchuan Network is well-known Internet owner Jiangchuan... "

...

At that moment, Fang Yu felt that all the blood on his body rushed to his forehead in an instant.

His eyes were straight, and he trembled and called back the previous number. The phone rang a few times before being picked up. The person on the other side of the phone lazily "feed" - the sound he heard for several years and finally stopped piercing his ears for eight months. When Fang Yu was stunned for a moment, he forced himself to resist the suffocating choking feeling of rushing to his throat. Thousands of words formed a sentence "You wait", and the agent hung up the phone decisively.

After calming down for three seconds, he thought about it and then hit him with great concern. The other side was obviously burning out patiently: "Can you put it off if you have farts?"

"Wait for me," Fang Yu jumped out of the bed, bounced and lifted his pants while bent down to the phone on the bed, "Ancestor, hold on, don't fall asleep again!"

The only response there to his request was to hang up the phone without hesitation.
To be continued...