Chapter 71
Hold it in.
... Hold it in.
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At this time, isn’t it because of the normal direction that enthusiastically telling me the direction of the toilet and gently reminding me to be careful not to worry about slippery roads? Ah! You’re going to wet your pants, bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jinran took nearly thirty seconds to accept the man's strange answer. Thirty seconds later, he turned his head and looked at his tall man who was embracing his arms against the door with expressionless expression on his face. It was about thirty-fifth seconds that he realized that Jiang Chuan was not kidding: this guy really didn't plan to borrow the toilet for him.
People are such a cheap creature. Once they realize that there is no hope of going to the toilet, their urge to pee instantly defeat all their reason. They are as if they see countless spiritual particles called "I want to pee squad" waving flags and clamoring to occupy the brain base. At this moment, his lower abdomen is tense, and he has to squeeze his legs tightly at this moment, not daring to relax at all. He complains in his heart why he committed suicide to repay the address of Jiang Chuan's family, otherwise he would have been holding the toilet at home and lingering with affection. After that, he can't think of the toilet, and he wants to pee even more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The young black-haired man had a bitter face: "…………Jiang Chuan, Brother Chuan, brother, I'll call you a master, right?"
"It's useless to call dad," Jiang Chuan said indifferently, "I don't have a toilet at home."
"Love!" Jingran's voice almost cried.
Jiang Chuan raised his eyebrows: "You also know that being cheated is infuriating?"
Jingran: "..." Why don't you become a national leader in this ability to focus on the theme every minute!!!
"If you have a toilet, you won't lend it to the liar," Jiang Chuan stood up straight and came to Jinran in front of him in three or two steps. "Three hours ago, someone told me that he had slept, but turned around and went out. In the end, he didn't know where he went, got drunk, and asked a stranger to send him home--a, by the way, he emphasized that the last one he went back was not his own home."
The person who has control of the toilet is the old man, Jinran smiled: "I was joking with you, but I didn't sleep. Who can sleep when I am so black, right? Look, I proved pitiful, I was blackened and still holding my urine..."
Jiang Chuan said lightly: "Then I'll joke with you too."
"?" I certainly have a bad premonition.
Jiang Chuan approached the young man with a black hair, and was so close that his nose was almost at the distance from the tip of his nose. He whistled.
Jingran goes crazy: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you a human being!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
As a result, the impulse to the lower abdomen became more intense (…). The young black-haired man was retribution himself. With a "um" sound, the angry face instantly twisted into a messy collapsed face in the wind. He bent down and sat on Jiang Chuan's sofa with a small step. At the same time, the man who finished the whistle straightened up and looked at the young black-haired man sitting on his sofa with pain: "It's better to tell a serious joke? There was an American who used to be too anxious to hold his urine and turned into a Jiang people-ah, this Chinese joke is really interesting, I laugh every time I see it."
In fact, the man was so serious and not laughing, but when he heard this joke, Jinran felt that his tears were already spinning in his eyes - he vowed that if he had the chance in the future, he would definitely beat the author of the joke to death. Is there anything great about Chinese level 8? What's there to show off?... But everything must be made to last this night today. In fact, Yuan Jinran now only feels that he may be suffocated to death by the urine in his bladder at any time, so that he can't say anything "in the future".
Jingran took a deep breath: "Jiang Chuan, I think we need to sit down and have a good talk."
"Okay." The man nodded and asked, "Do you want to make a pot of tea for you and sit down and say slowly?"
Be cautious: "..."
This person definitely did it on purpose!
Jinran took a deep breath: "We need to figure out a problem. Although it is spreading the two of us now, you actually know that we are not. So, from a certain perspective, we are still two male individual creatures that exist independently of each other - do you know what this means? This means that if one of them goes out to steal alone with the other party on their backs, it seems a bit strange to wait. But forget it, I think you should understand what I mean - I think in this case, one of them is unreasonable to lose his temper with the other."
Jiang Chuan: "Then?"
Jingran: "I didn't understand enough? So many things happened so I was in a bad mood tonight, so I went out for a little wine - you are not someone of me, so you shouldn't care about that much."
After saying that, he saw the man sitting on the other side of the sofa changing his sitting position - at the same time, the air pressure around him was lowered by about dozens of degrees... The man looked at the young black-haired man sitting on the sofa with his legs clamped. The previous joke in his blue eyes was restrained, and he nodded and said calmly: "I understand."
As he spoke, the man's eyes turned a little deeper blue, gloomy and deep, as unfathomable as the deep sea... When he was stared at such a gaze, Jinran felt like a deer holding her urine (...) staring at the cheetah. In short, there was no doubt that at this time he realized that he was probably saying the wrong thing.
He particularly wanted to know what Jiang Chuan said in such a gloomy way of saying "I understand" means what he knows?
So he tried to rescue him: "Actually, you can't say that you are not my person, you are still my good junior brother."
After saying that, he saw that Jiang Chuan's eyes almost turned dark blue.
Jingran realized that not only his rescue failed, but also seemed to have made the situation worse... So he sighed, dejected and admitted his mistake honestly: "I was wrong. I am just a drunk who has a bad brain now. Everything is my own fault. I shouldn't lie to you. No matter what the reason is, I shouldn't run out to drink with you. I swear that as long as I go to bed, I will go to bed immediately, close my eyes and don't even play with my phone, even if I take sleeping pills, I will immediately sleep myself. The above, after the review is completed, it is extremely profound and deep into my bone marrow, so Jiang Chuan, can you borrow it-"
Jiang Chuan asked: "You know the person who sent you back?"
Jingran: "I don't know, but this is not the point. Now the point is whether the toilet is OK..."
Jiang Chuan: "What is not the point? If you don't know someone, you can get into his car with confidence?"
Jingran: "That's my car."
Jiang Chuan: "You gave him the key, and he was the one who drove the car. What's the difference between that car and his? Do you think everyone is a traffic policeman cares about who the owner of the car's household registration book?"
I lie without thinking: "I drove my own car."
Jiang Chuan: “…”
Jingran: “………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Jiang Chuan chuckled, his blue eyes flashing and becoming more unfathomable than before. He used his contemptuous eyes to signal the young man who was regretful and wanted to sew his mouth from the train. His credibility had been declared bankrupt. If it weren't for the rash actions at this moment, he would have caused him to pee his pants. Of course, he might have regretted that he would beat the wall on the spot: As expected, alcohol was a mistake, and the ancients would never deceive me!
Under Jinran's terrified gaze, Jiang Chuan lit a cigarette, took two sips, paused, stood up and said, "The toilet is there, use it yourself, remember to close the door when you leave."
What? Jinran didn't react at once. He sat in the same place for a few seconds. He looked foolishly at Jiang Chuan's back, who didn't go back to the bedroom. It took him a long time to understand that this was Jiang Chuan's intention to see him off. The strong "I hate you" conveyed by the man's back did not hide the slightest... This consciousness made Jinran feel stuffy in his chest, and he shrank into the sofa, and he had no confidence and said: "But it's so late..."
Jiang Chuan was about to enter the bedroom and paused: "Don't you have a car?"
"But I've been drinking..."
No matter, I won't leave anyway.
Now he was dizzy and couldn't speak well. He couldn't even understand the chaos tonight... After making up his mind, the young black-haired man stood up, lowered his head and looked for slippers. Then he realized that because Jiang Chuan was carrying it in, he didn't have time to put on slippers. He just stood barefoot and looked around and looked around according to the memory of the hamster when he was looking for the toilet. He said absent-mindedly: "I can't drive like this, what should I do if something happens?"
In fact, Jin Ran, who was making excuses at this time, was very guilty.
But I don’t know if it was alcohol that made him particularly brave today. In short, the tone that sounded very natural at least made people very angry. So in the place where he couldn’t see, the man frowned slightly, and there was a rush of undercurrents in his eyes - no one knew what he was thinking at this moment. After a moment of silence, he could only hear him in a voice that could not hear anything emotional: "I will call Fang Yu and ask him to pick you up."
"The company worked overtime tonight tonight, and it was three o'clock, so please trouble him, right?" Jinran looked at the table below, "I will go to the company at 7 o'clock tomorrow morning. Now I will be able to sleep in less than a few hours when he comes to pick me up."
At this time, I had already arrived at the toilet door.
You know, if a person holds his urine for a long time, then the moment he stepped into the toilet door and took off his pants, the urge to pee was the most surging and irresistible moment. He closed the toilet door casually, groping in a hurry and unbuttoned manner, while complaining in a nearly silly voice: "What's wrong with you just take me in? Although I don't know why the little guy asked me about the address before, I said your address, but since it's all like this, even if you hate me no matter how much you do-"
At this moment, he suddenly heard the door behind him being opened with force. Before he could react to what happened, the door behind him was opened with a handful of force. His strong arms instantly wrapped around his waist. He was slightly stunned, and then he felt that his whole person was dragged from behind.
He was startled first.
Then he felt the burning breath exhaled by the person behind him spraying on his neck.
This made him get goosebumps all over his body, and he quickly turned around and shouted in surprise: "What are you doing!"
The man behind him said in a bad tone: "Let's go now."
Jingran: "Toilet--"
Jiang Chuan: "I won't borrow it."
Jinran took a breath, "What are you doing to smoke again? Jiang Chuan, let me go at least let me - Damn I call you dad, dad, please let go, you strangle me like this, I feel that I can't hold it in my hands - Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter completed!