Chapter 37(2/3)
His neck was itchy, and Shi Mu slowly raised his head, faced a pair of slightly shaking feet, and his eyes moved up. The man hanging on the tree closed his eyes and his face turned ashen.
brush--!
He opened his eyes, and his eyeballs squeezed outside.
"Do you want my house too?!!!!"
The ghost's shrill shouts almost cut through his eardrums.
If it were before, Shi Mu would have been afraid of death. Unfortunately... During the time she was a soul, she had seen ghosts with ferocious facial features, missing arms and broken legs, head to the ground, and walking with both hands. Now that she has this ability again, her courage has already been developed.
Gulu.
My stomach is ringing.
Shi Mu smacked his lips, and sniffed the tip of his nose: "The smell of sauerkraut."
ghost:???
“This house is mine!”
"No one can take this house away!"
"You immortal!!"
In my ears, the three extra male ghosts started to whine.
Shi Mu glanced at him: "The smell of grass carp, the smell of pepper, my goodness, the smell of sauce tofu! It's rare, brother."
Four ghosts who just came out to scare people:????
"I've been waiting for you for a long time!!"
Shi Mu lit the alcohol pot on the small stone table, added water, put on the green onion, ginger and garlic, and found the peach wood sword at his waist. He waved it a few times in the air, and the ghost immediately split into several pieces, and put it into the pot with a few gurgles. Before he could struggle and shout, it turned into water.
Looking at the father who disappeared from the pot, the three ghost sons widened their eyes and screamed miserably: "Dad——!"
"Don't worry, you're going with you soon."
Shi Mu curled his lips and turned his wrists. First, he had the boss with grass carp smell, then the seasoning of Chaotian pepper, and finally the side dish of sauce tofu.
After brushing the peach wood sword a few times, the three ghosts cut into slices without any pain, and put them in the pot together to accompany their father.
"Gulugulu..."
The water boiled and bubbles kept bulging. The ghost had no physical substance, and the pot was just a ball of black ghost energy. The mortals with naked eyes could not see the air or smell it. Shi Mu could smell the strong smell of pickled fish, and the spicy and pungent smell of the peppers in the sky.
Seasoning with ghosts is much more fragrant than humans' edible seasonings. Shi Mu felt that the ones he ate before were not called pickled fish, they were all slags.
She picked up the spoon and scooped a bowl of soup, and couldn't wait to deliver it to her mouth.
[tasty.]
[It tastes really delicious.]
The two insects couldn't wait and scrambled to grab the bowl of rations.
Before Shi Mu could taste the taste, the four ghosts were snatched away by the charming Gu and the vine-wrapped Gu in their body, and there was not even a little bit of residue left. In just a moment, Shi Mu felt a steady stream of energy surge from his dantian to his whole body.
Then, she heard the bewitching sound from the depths of her soul.
[Ghosts can enhance our abilities, and their energy can maintain your and my life. As long as you go to find a man... I can give you whatever you want, wealth, beauty, rights, everything...]
The next second, another voice sounded.
[Don't listen to this idiot.]
The charm Gu, who was still very angry, suddenly became irritable, and the originally feminine voice immediately became irritable: [Get out, don't stick to me so close.]
Tenggu: [You try another scolding?]
His heart shrank, and Shi Mu immediately curled up on the ground in pain.
The charm Gu was born from the original owner and was connected to the heart. The tangling Vine Gu is planted on the outside of the heart, which tightly surrounds the heart like a tangling Vine. Now the tangling Vine Gu is angry, and the tangling Vine Gu is not feeling good, and Shi Mu's heart is naturally not feeling good.
"Don't argue, okay..." Shi Mu looked distorted, "Hello everyone, I've been together for 17 years, can you live a good life? Can you get along or what?"
There is no more noise.
It seems to be quiet.
Shi Mu wiped the cold sweat from his face, tremblingly got up from the ground, and said, "As long as you do well, I promise you can eat delicious food and drink spicy food, I will live for one day, but don't mess with me, will you do it?"
"Is it easy for me to catch ghosts during the day and at night, I'm so tired that I don't have a single bit of a dog. I also have to support you two big guys. I cooked a pot of soup and put it in my stomach. I gave it to you all. What else do you have to worry about? By the way, what taste will you like to eat next time?"
Charm Gu:[spicy.]
Teng Gu:[sweet.]
“…”
Meigu: [If I hadn't distributed the food to you, would you be conscious now? I am the boss, I am the natural god. You, a man-bug, must listen to me!]
Chanteng Gu: [Why should I listen to you when I grab the rations with my own ability?]
“…”
The charm Gu screamed and his heart shrank again.
Shi Mu felt that he could not live this life.
My grandfather didn’t say in his book that eating too many ghosts would make Gu conscious? If these two quarrel over two days and pinch their hearts as soon as they quarrel, can she survive successfully until the day the task is completed?
System: [Host, no.]
OK, I forgot that there is still this one.
Shi Mu felt that his head had a plate of Happy Landlords, and these three could drive several plates every day.
Alas, I am worried about baldness.
After sighing for a long time, Shi Mu accepted his fate and lay back on his bedroom.
The night without ghosts was very quiet and she slept peacefully.
The four ghosts made Shi Mu's energy reach its peak. He didn't even breathe when he sat on a hundred squats in the morning. Today, Fu Yunshen and Zhou Zhi were coming. After a simple activity, Shi Mu pulled up the curtains and opened the packaging of the fake Ding'er.
What is expensive is different. The touch feel is indeed different from what you use now. The packaging bag also says waterproof and electricity-proof, which seems to be very careful.
She pressed it gently, softly, and then turned on the remote control. The thing started to vibrate even though it stood up.
Well, it's really realistic, but you have to be careful in the future, and you can't let others take away the remote control.
Shi Mu decisively threw down what he was wearing now, happily replaced the new fake Ding worth 10,000 yuan, then opened the fake anal hair and carefully stuck it on it.
After putting it on, Shi Mu looked at the mirror and shook her butt back and forth, and the thing swayed with the movement. Shi Mu was very satisfied. It was so real that the money was not lost. She dared to say that she would not be recognized even if she walked into the bathhouse like this.
Finally put on black boxer underwear, but at this moment, she was a little embarrassed.
This thing... is it on the left or on the right?
"System, do you say you should put the left or the right."
The system is not upset: [Men left and right.]
"Oh." Shi Mu nodded, "I'll choose the left of the man and the woman."
As he said that, he placed the fake dick on the left.
system:???
Is there something wrong with this host's mind...?
After putting on my pants, Shi Mu did a few difficult moves as usual. This set of ** is very close to the body, unlike the previous set that I wear for a long time. It is very comfortable, very close to the body, and very natural. Even if I stand in the 350-degree handstand, I don’t have to worry about falling off.
Perfection is just two words.
The money is really worth it!
Shi Mu locked the xl set in the cabinet and carefully handled the mess. He contacted Mr. Sun by phone:
"Hello, I'm Shi Mu. I had a great time here last night. When do you see the rental information? "
After Mr. Sun was stunned, the voice on the phone was cautious: "You haven't encountered anything strange?"
Of course Shi Mu wouldn't be so stupid that he said nothing. If she had to say that, the rent would definitely not be as cheap as it is now.
So he smiled and said, "Yes, yes, but I'm not afraid, there is a way to deal with it. Do you think it's convenient to sign a contract tonight?"
"Yes, of course." Mr. Sun sighed with a sigh of relief. The house was annoying. Now someone is willing to live in it but nothing happened. Even if the rent is collected, he is willing to rent it out!!
Everything is finalized.
Shi Mu was in a good mood, and after taking a look at the time, they probably came in a while. He brought the vegetable basket and Shi Mu went to the nearby vegetable market to buy ingredients for lunch.
When I came back with a big bag and a small bag, I saw two teenagers waiting at the door from afar.
She raised her eyebrows and quickly approached: "Are you here?"
Zhou Zhi's eyes lit up, and he walked up to take the vegetable basket in her hand: "It's a bit hard to find here if you're wasted some time on the road."
"It's clean and cheap. Anyway, I don't need to stay there on Saturdays and Sundays." As he said that, he took out the key and opened the door.
Looking at the messy yard, Zhou Zhi was disgusted and said: "This dilapidated yard doesn't even have my swimming pool. To be honest, do you want to live in my house? There is an empty house in the east area of our house, and it's free for you."
To be continued...