Chapter 30 Turn on the eavesdropping function and almost die of laughter!
Chapter 30: Turn on the eavesdropping voice function, and I almost burst into laughter!
The next day, the students of the Tiandou Royal Team continued to set off.
Qin Ming's eyes were swollen and his eyes were dull. It was obvious that the teacher did not sleep well last night.
When I saw Lin Fan, I looked like I wanted to speak but stopped.
Dugu Yan covered her mouth and found that the atmosphere was a bit subtle. She wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.
Ye Lingling looked at Lin Fan from time to time, then dragged his little head on his knees, hugged his knees with both hands, and huddled in the corner of the carriage.
Four people, four directions, very subtle.
Lin Fan kept sitting cross-legged, looking like he was practicing hard.
Actually, I have already started signing in.
He was empty-minded and didn't think about anything, wanting to see what rewards he could sign in in this subtle environment.
[Successfully checked in, congratulations to the host for successfully enabling the eavesdropping voice function. Is it used?]
Eavesdropping voice function?
Lin Fan looked confused.
[The eavesdropping voice function is a mini program function of the Beast Bang sign-in system. You can eavesdrop on the other party's voice by spending a small amount of pretentious value!]
[Note: While eavesdropping on the other person's voice, remember to empty your mind and not talk to yourself in your heart, otherwise the other person can hear it too!]
[Eavesdropping on the voice of the mind has two modes, ordinary mode and camouflage mode]
【On normal mode is normal mode!】
[Careful mode: disguise yourself as you talk to yourself, and deduct the pretentious value according to the degree of disguise!]
Seeing the system's explanation, Lin Fan was shocked.
Yes, this little feature is amazing!
There is also a mode to choose from!
Soon, Lin Fan had an amazing learning ability and learned all the functions in a while.
‘Who is the first to be a guinea pig when eavesdropping on his heart!’ Thinking in his heart, Lin Fan’s eyes swept over Ye Lingling, Dugu Yan, and Qin Ming.
Finally, he spent ten points to show off and began to eavesdrop on Dugu Yan's thoughts.
Dugu Yan’s inner world: [Wow, Your Highness the Prince is really handsome. If you are my prince and I...hehe...hehe...wuwu...it seems that Your Highness is a monkey with the front tail...um~~~~I am so scared, and I like it very much!]
Lin Fan: "???"
Lin Fan was surprised when he turned off the eavesdropping function in an instant.
He has read the original work, and men and women in Douluo Continent are indeed very... bold and unrestrained...
But for the first time I heard a girl's voice.
It was him who was simple. Dugu Yan... was even more bold than he imagined...
No wonder they snuggled in Yu Tianheng's arms as soon as they appeared. It seems that the two of them were already honest with each other.
Oh, I'm looking forward to it!
It was at this time that the system silently typed a line of words: [Successful show of showing off, rewarding 100 points of show-off value!]
Lin Fan:???
Can eavesdropping on your voice also reward show-off value?
I'm so straightforward.
This fee of ten points of pretentious value was so profitable, and it was ten times more profitable.
Something is something!
So Lin Fan consumed another ten points of pretentiousness, chose the normal mode, and continued to eavesdrop on Dugu Yan's thoughts.
Dugu Yan’s inner world: [It seems that Your Highness Avalanche is not very cold to me. Could it be that I am not big enough? Or... I am not beautiful enough? It’s so entangled. Should I ask Your Highness to talk to you alone to confess!]
[Damn it, did I, Dugu Yan, get poisoned by Your Highness? I am so crazy!]
[Dugu Yan, you can't do this. You can't covet the appearance of Your Highness. He is the noble highness. You are just an ugly duckling!]
[Yes, I, Dugu Yan, are just an ugly duckling, how can I be worthy of Your Highness, wuwu~~~ so sad!]
...
Lin Fan gently opened a liner and secretly looked at Dugu Yan.
The girl was not idle. She looked up at the ceiling of the carriage, her eyes were dull, she peeked at herself quietly, she looked at the scenery outside the window, and she looked down at the thought.
It's a solid reputation.
It is a true portrayal of the heart.
It is the little green snake that has just begun to fall in love.
From beginning to end, Lin Fan was always thinking about himself as a bystander.
But the next moment, Lin Fan directly turned off the normal mode and turned on the camouflage eavesdropping mode.
Choose the object of disguising inner voice: Dugu Yan!
Start eavesdropping!
Opposite, Dugu Yan was very complicated inside: [If I let my grandfather know that I am now, he would definitely be very angry. I am still young and didn’t practice well, which disappointed my grandfather. I, Dugu Yan, are really not a girl!]
Lin Fan (disguised version of Dugu Yan): [No, I, Dugu Yan, respect my true thoughts and live out my own life?]
Dugu Yan:【???】
Dugu Yan: [You, who are you? Why did you appear in my inner world?]
Lin Fan (disguised version of Dugu Yan): [I am you, you are me, we are all Dugu Yan!]
Dugu Yan: [????I have a split personality?]
Dugu Yan was stunned.
Very scared, another voice appeared in the inner world, and he couldn't control it, ah...
Dugu Yan didn't know what to do.
Lin Fan decisively launched the eavesdropping mode, so he couldn't do this anymore. Girls also liked him. If they continued to do it, Dugu Yan would really have a split personality.
It cannot be used.
It’s better to find Qin Ming.
The next moment, Lin Fan turned on the Disguiser mode to eavesdrop on Qin Ming.
Qin Ming’s inner world: [What is Tao? What is Tao? Enlightenment? What is Tao?]
[What does the person Avalanche mean when he is enlightened?]
[Why did he say that the water is deep? Is there anything terrifying here?]
[What is the Great Way of Heaven and Earth?]
Lin Fan (disguised as the way of heaven): [The way can be told, the way of heaven is extraordinary, I am the way of heaven, and the way of heaven is me!]
Qin Ming suddenly trembled.
He heard the sound of the glorious great way, like rolling thunder, exploding in his heart.
The whole person suddenly felt like he was electrocuted and he had goose bumps all over his body!
He was ecstatic in his heart and shouted: [The Tao can be said, it is very good, it is good, it is a heavenly way, the heavenly way, I... realized... a little bit... the heavenly way, please accept me as your disciple, I am willing to be your loyal student!]
Lin Fan decisively exited the eavesdropping mode.
If this continues, he feels like Qin Ming will die of laughter.
Damn, it is the first time I have seen this kind of brain circuit.
People from Douluo Continent are so fun!
Lin Fan sincerely felt that this eavesdropping voice function was fun.
So... he aimed at a girl behind the carriage, Ye Lingling!
Turn on the Pretender mode.
Disguised identity - a hoarse woman.
Ye Lingling: [Mom, I will definitely become the one you are proud of!]
[I, Ye Lingling, is destined to not have love in this life!]
[For my mother, I don’t need love. The Nine-Star Begonia Martial Spirit is destined to bloom its glory on the mainland!]
[I, Ye Lingling, I must make the Jiuxing Haitang martial soul the first auxiliary martial soul in the continent!]
[Defeat the Seven Treasures Glazed Glazed Sect and recast the glory of the Nine Star Begonia, I, Ye Lingling, have no choice but to do so!]
[I don't deserve love. For my mother, I am willing to never marry for life. I just hope that my mother can live a long life, be blessed and healthy!]
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Lin Fan:...
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