Chapter 22: The Tired Small Handyman (Part 2)
Night has enveloped the entire land, and the sound of the lights-out signal has echoed over the entire campus. The second night of Fengyinglou and the others coming to the Fifth Special Forces Elite Training School has arrived.
"Brother, no way, do you really want to sleep in this bird cage at night?"
Lei Hongfei watched helplessly as Fengyinglou solemnly spread the pillows and blankets taken from the dormitory on the floor. He blurted out: "Zhu Jianjun clearly wanted to use the topic to play with you and me, and help us."
It's interesting enough that he cleans the pigeon cage once, but why are you so stupid that you really take his words as an edict?"
Feng Yinglou was already lying on the blanket at this time. He looked up at the starry sky above his head and breathed in the night breeze that was supposed to be refreshing, but because he was lying next to the pigeon cage, it became nondescript and became silent.
After a long while, Fengyinglou whispered: "Instructor Zhu Jianjun is a good person."
"Good guy?" Lei Hongfei exclaimed: "In your eyes, there are probably no bad guys in this world! That Zhu Jianjun, even if he is not a bad guy, but if you think about it, he wears a poker face every day and has shabby eyes.
ugly
Bingzhazi, I don’t think he will ever be destined for a woman in his life. He is destined to remain a virgin and report to the King of Yama. Old virgins are perverts, and old virgins like him are even worse than super.
Big pervert!"
Before Fengyinglou had time to answer, a cold voice suddenly came from a dark corner, "Yes, I am a super pervert."
Hearing this voice, Lei Hongfei couldn't help but shuddered. Why is this Zhu Jianjun like a soul, walking without making any sound?
In front of Lei Hongfei and Fengyinglou, Zhu Jianjun walked to the pigeon cage, hung a set of two small bells on the pigeons' legs, and then released them all.
"At night, the vision of birds will drop sharply. There is a term for this, called 'bird eyes'."
Zhu Jianjun looked at Fengyinglou who was lying on the ground and surrounded by pigeons, and said quietly: "They are not afraid of you during the day because there is a pigeon that seems to be familiar with you and has become your introducer. But at night
, they can clearly see who you are, their only basis
, that is, their sense of smell, and their intuition that is more sensitive than modern precision instruments. Before they truly accept you from the smell and intuition, let alone getting up at night to relieve themselves, or sleepwalking or talking in your sleep, you only need to move a little bit
Once, they will be frightened and fly away."
Lei Hongfei said: "Instructor Zhu Jianjun, you are afraid that the world will not be in chaos. You tied two bells on the legs of each pigeon. As long as a pigeon flies up in the middle of the night, there will be a jingling sound.
It will blow up the entire flock of pigeons!"
"Yes, I am a huge pervert!" Zhu Jianjun answered absolutely simply. He looked at Fengying Corridor and said: "If you don't want to, you can pack up and leave immediately."
Feng Yinglou pursed his thin lips. When he heard this, even he felt an unpleasant feeling in his heart.
You have to sleep among a group of pigeons every day. Before you become one with them and are completely accepted by them, even if you stretch your arms or legs at night, the pigeons will fly around in fear, and the pigeons will fly around in the "ding-dong-dang-dang" of dozens of small bells.
"The sound makes it impossible to fall asleep. Isn't this too unbearable?
Before Fengying Tower made a decision, Lei Hongfei had already jumped into the pigeon loft, frightening a group of pigeons to flap their wings and fly around, and then raised the sound of the bell to the point where the lights-out signal sounded, and calm returned.
Over the campus. He grabbed Fengyinglou and forced the crutch into Fengyinglou's hand. "They have already made it clear that they are going to kill someone without paying for it. No matter how stupid you are, there must be a limit. Let's go."
!”
Feng Yinglou was involuntarily dragged up by Lei Hongfei. Just when Lei Hongfei had started to help him pack his belongings, a voice suddenly reached the ears of the three people, "Hey, Lao Zhu, today you have three cents of an acre."
The ground is so lively.”
Feng Yinglou and Lei Hongfei turned their heads together. The man who was striding towards them was striding towards them. He was proud and unruly. Even with a free and easy smile on his lips, it still couldn't dispel the arrogant aura of the man.
, is surprisingly the second "fang" in the history of the Fifth Special Forces, instructor Long Jianhui, who is known as an all-round special operations expert.
Long Jianhui took out a bamboo whistle that he hand-cut from a bamboo tube from his pocket. When he put the bamboo whistle to his lips and blew out a series of sounds that were by no means beautiful, the pigeons seemed to have taken some reassurance.
Like, it suddenly became quiet. Several pigeons that had been flapping their wings just now and flying around above their heads landed directly on Long Jianhui's shoulders. As Long Jianhui reached out to caress him, they even let out a series of
"Coo, coo, coo, coo" moans of happiness.
Feng Yinglou and Lei Hongfei were really stunned. Long Jianhui looked at the two little bells on the pigeon's legs, and his face also showed a hint of surprise. "Lao Zhu, I haven't seen you for a long time.
Seeing how much you bully students, the most surprising thing to me is that the target of your cruelty this time is actually a new student who has just stepped into the school."
Zhu Jianjun still had a calm expression on his face, but Lei Hongfei gave Fengyinglou a look that said, "You see, I've told Zhu Jianjun a long time ago that he has no good intentions."
Long Jianhui walked up to Fengyinglou. He looked carefully up and down, as if he wanted to make sure that Fengyinglou, a newbie who had just entered the academy for two days, could get Zhu Jianjun to look at him differently. Finally, he suddenly said:
Zhuofengyinglou stretched out his big hand: "Give me two pills."
Fengyinglou's eyes widened: "What?"
"Of course it's your jelly beans in the big white goose!"
Long Jianhui bent down, looked at Fengying Corridor and said: "Since yesterday, one of my babies suddenly started not wanting to eat or drink. I even took out her favorite meatballs, but it didn't have much effect. I
After asking someone for a long time, I found out that you, this kid, just entered the school yesterday and fed her a few jelly beans with God knows what special ingredients. Look, what has my little baby become now?
"
The little baby in Long Jianhui's mouth was a mouse wearing a green vest that looked absolutely familiar. It was lying in Long Jianhui's big hand. Although it had not eaten for more than a day, it was obviously out of energy, but when he saw
Fengyinglou, it still shook its tail in a friendly manner.
It only ate half of a jelly bean and became addicted!
Under Long Jianhui's eager gaze, Fengyinglou took out the big white goose he had treasured for a long time from his pocket. When he took out two jelly beans, the mouse lying on Long Jianhui's big hand had eyes that
Suddenly, an extremely enthusiastic light suddenly appeared, and several excited "squeaking" sounds were made.
Long Jianhui looked at the few ugly-looking jelly beans brought to him by Fengying Tower in confusion. Finally, he tentatively picked up one and threw it into his mouth.
A few seconds later…
"Bah!" Long Jianhui spat out the half-filled jelly beans on the ground. He looked at the little jelly beans that had jumped out of his hands and gnawed the jelly beans on the ground. In a way, it was tantamount to an indirect kiss.
Mouse, Long Jianhui looked incredulous: "My little baby, you are not pregnant yet, why do you start to like to eat things that are ten times more sour than old vinegar?"
Seeing the little mouse finally turning somersaults on the ground with joy, Long Jianhui rolled his eyes, picked up the second jelly bean, and threw it into his mouth. A minute later, Long Jianhui's face showed
Showing a relieved expression, he looked at Fengying Tower and said meaningfully: "It was so sour at first, but it was because of this that the belated sweetness was particularly fragrant. I didn't expect that there was such a small jelly bean in it.
I also played with this philosophy of life.”
"By the way, you, a boy, can actually hang out with my babies. Anyway, you have a lot of work to do, so you can take on another task. In the future, you will feed the babies distributed in every corner of the school. For such a task, I
I’ll leave it to you, okay?”
Feng Hongwei's philosophy and tutoring of being careful and improving interpersonal relationships finally came into effect at this time!
Facing Long Jianhui's half-smiling gaze, Fengyinglou first handed the whole big white goose with half a bottle of jelly beans left in Long Jianhui's hands, and then said without hesitation: "Okay!"
"Ah, no reward for no merit!"
Long Jianhui was too embarrassed to accept a "gift" from a student, but when he saw that little Fubei eating a jelly bean, he was so happy that he did somersaults happily on the ground. Then he looked at the one in his hand.
The Big White Goose could only be sold in urban supermarkets or department stores, and it would take at least a week for the trustee to buy it. He finally accepted the bribe with a smile.
And Fengyinglou already has a handmade bamboo whistle in his hand.
"Lao Zhu, let me borrow your toys for half an hour."
Leaving behind a meaningless sentence, Long Jianhui stretched out his hand, picked up the Fengying Building, and strode towards the right side of the college, where dozens of poplar trees were planted in the grove. Lei Hongfei moved slightly, but in front of him
Under Zhu Jianjun's gaze, he stood obediently on the spot.
Chapter completed!