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Chapter 32 Comedy

Zhao Jiadi did not snore under normal circumstances. He only snores when he is drunk too much or is exhausted. After smoking, he secretly washed his face and brushed his teeth, and then picked up a sheet to cover himself, fearing that his snoring would disturb Mu Hong.

Li, he couldn't sleep well, and he was always conflicted in his heart. A voice told him that you are still not a man. Such a delicate beauty is lying a few meters away. You took off your shoes for me, why can't you take off your clothes too?

? Another voice said, Zhao Baliang, you can't be sorry to Wang Banjin, I'm sorry to Qi Dongcao, I'm sorry to the Zhaojiacun Village Committee, I'm sorry to all the beautiful young women in Zhaojiacun who have a crush on you, morality and sex are fighting tenaciously without any strength, isn't it?

It was a general torment, and he didn't fall asleep until dawn. In the past, at this time, he had already gotten up and went for a run in full swing.

Mu Hongli opened her eyes and stared at the ceiling in a daze. She didn't seem to understand why she was lying on this bed, which was much larger than the school bed. After thinking for a few minutes, she touched her clothes. They were intact. She breathed a sigh of relief and turned sideways.

Change to a comfortable position and stare at the guy curled up on the sofa not far away. It's so pitiful. It's still a bit cold to cover the air-conditioned room with a sheet. The sofa is only so big. Mu Hongli smiled softly. Zhao Jiadi didn't sound serious.

She snored loudly, and the quality of her sleep was always poor. She quietly brought him a heavy blanket, jumped back on the big bed and closed her eyes again, planning to take another nap. Anyway, there was no class this morning, and she had to skip class if there was one.

The ringtone of the mobile phone woke up the whole room where he was sleeping soundly except for the "dog man and woman" who were sleeping together. Zhao Jiadi woke up immediately and answered the phone. It was Li Feng who laughed obscenely. This guy and Shen Han enjoyed a wonderful time.

After the wedding, I was in good spirits. I told Zhao Jiadi that I was right outside your door. You two didn’t know how to keep your voices down at night. I heard you. It was so wild and sexy. Did Zhao Jiadi see Mu Hongli?

There was movement, and he said in a low voice, "Go away, I slept on the sofa when I arrived at the hotel yesterday, without touching a finger." Li Feng screamed, "You loser, you are embarrassing the 313 dormitory, I will deal with it after you go back."

The so-called family law actually means that men and women are not allowed to watch war movies in the dormitory for two weeks. For all young people who love love, literature, art, and bed action movies, this is undoubtedly a very lethal punishment. Zhao Jiadi just wanted to explain,

Li Feng said that he and the radiant Ma Xiaotiao had left first, checked out by himself, and then hung up the phone. Zhao Jiadi, who had a sore back and leg cramps from sleeping, stretched his waist slightly and looked at the time, 10 o'clock.

Halfway through, I glanced at Mu Hongli, who was motionless on the bed. She was peaceful and quiet. Her figure was even more graceful and attractive lying down than standing, revealing a pair of pink and tender little feet. Zhao Jiadi smiled and took off her shoes and socks yesterday.

I pinched it twice when I was wearing it, but unfortunately I was too nervous at the time and didn’t dare to apply it on my calves.

I went to wash my face and brush my teeth, and quietly did dozens of push-ups on the floor. Around 11 o'clock, Zhao Jiadi decided that it was almost time to wake her up, walked around to the bedside, squatted down, stretched out his hand and pinched Mu Hongli's nose.

This girl patted off Zhao's paw, and Zhao Jiadi continued to pinch and pat her. When Zhao Jiadi saw that her lips were not dry, and were as delicate as rose petals soaked with dew in the morning, he playfully stretched out his fingers to gently wipe them.

Mu Hongli didn't respond this time, and Zhao Jiadi, who was addicted, became rude. A gentleman had to pick up some sesame seeds to make up for the lost watermelon after a whole night.

Just at the critical moment when Zhao Jiadi was about to push forward, Mu Hongli, who had a bright red face, opened her eyes, became angry with embarrassment, and stared at Zhao Jiadi with bulging cheeks.

"The weather is nice today." Zhao Jiadi said awkwardly, his hand stopped on Mu Hongli's lips and he didn't dare to pull it back. A true villain is always cuter than a hypocrite.

"Is it easy to touch?" Mu Hongli became charming without any warning, with a charming smile, just like those young women who seduced their husbands at night.

Zhao Jiadi nodded.

Mu Hongli snorted, turned around, and turned her back to the pervert Zhao Jiadi. She had a very light sleep and was often woken up easily. There was a girl in the dormitory who liked to talk in her sleep. That girl was on the upper bunk.

They also like to answer sleep talk. Except for Mu Hongli, they all like to play mahjong. At night, it is either Dongfeng or Xiao Sanyuan, Da Sixi or something, and they refuse to stop. Mu Hongli has been holding back and couldn't sleep last night. In fact,

Being supported by Zhao Jiadi to come to the Shangri-La Hotel, she was already prepared for the most ridiculous thing. Although the bottom line in her heart was to sleep on the same bed at most and to be hugged gently, but when Zhao Jiadi came

If a beast really wants an animal, she is a girl with no power to restrain a chicken. It is impossible to call the police. However, Zhao Jiadi was a little immodest when he helped her take off her shoes and socks, and then he was extremely serious. He lay on the

When she was smoking on the sofa, she didn't sleep either. She just stared in the dark and watched the cigarette butts flickering. It was very interesting. She also made a very seductive pose in a mischievous manner under the influence of alcohol. When she heard

Zhao Jiadi's breathing became heavier at that time, and she was so happy that she couldn't hold it in. Later, she couldn't bear the drowsiness anymore, so she fell into a deep sleep. It was very solid, even more peaceful and comfortable than sleeping at home, except when the bell rang.

, when Zhao Jiadi was washing her face and brushing her teeth, she woke up again. The wolf in sheep's clothing was finally going to attack Little Red Riding Hood. She finally couldn't pretend to be asleep anymore. Now the atmosphere in the room was charming and strange.

"Hong Li, I want to ask you something." Zhao Jiadi lay down next to her unceremoniously, slept on the sofa all night, and finally felt comfortable.

Mu Hongli felt like she was facing a formidable enemy, her body tensed up, she was extremely nervous. It was over. It was the first time she slept in a big bed with the opposite sex. What would happen next was completely out of her control.

"Do you still like that guy, the childhood sweetheart you wrote "The Child" who has better grades than me, is taller, and looks better than me?" Zhao Jiadi asked cautiously.

Mu Hongli's body trembled slightly, she turned around suddenly, her eyes were a little moist, she bit her lip and said: "I don't know if I like you, but if I really like him, I won't deliberately fail the Beijing Foreign Languages ​​​​entrance exam!

Do you think a girl who has some sense of shame would just let someone crawl into her bed?"

Zhao Jiadi hesitated for a moment and then began to take off his clothes.

Mu Hongli, who raised an army to question the crime, immediately panicked and said timidly and horrified: "What are you going to do?"

Zhao Jia said with a tragic face for the first time: "I made a big mistake, so I can only pledge myself to you."

The courage and seriousness that Mu Hongli had finally cultivated were suddenly shattered, her face turned gloomy and sentimental, her tears turned into a smile, she turned around and cursed: "Rogue."

"I'm still a gangster. I won't be despised to death by my roommates when I go back."

Zhao Jiadi smiled bitterly and gently pulled Mu Hongli over so that the two faced each other.

"You won't lie and say you did that to me?" Mu Hongli's little face was red. Some women are the kind of flowers that bloom as hard as they can when they see a man, while some women are reserved and proud and only sway beautifully for a man.

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"How can you talk about such things? It's not good for you." Zhao Jiadi said softly, very frankly.

"You are so kind and kind. I don't know who said on the blackboard that I am Besukheva in "War and Peace" and that I am a hypocritical woman?" Mu Hongli said with a grudge.

"Let the past go away with the wind." Zhao Jiadi couldn't help laughing. Mu Hongli, who was neither cold nor cool nor arrogant, was indeed very touching and even more beautiful.

"Jiadi, tell me about your comedy. You didn't continue talking last night." Mu Hongli asked curiously.

"Then you have to allow me to smoke, otherwise I won't have the profound feeling of vicissitudes of life." Zhao Jiadi said with a smile. Mu Hongli was very considerate and virtuous and got out of bed to help him hand the cigarette, lighter and ashtray to him, and then continued to be gentle and virtuous.

Lying beside him.

"This is a comedy, so you must laugh after listening to it, otherwise you won't support it."

Zhao Jiadi joked, lit one and took a puff, "Her name is Xie Si, she is the campus beauty of our school, her grades are not very good, she is on the same level as me, of course, in terms of total score, I have known her since I first entered high school.

, maybe similar to you, both are girls who have been collecting love letters since elementary school. It’s strange that I didn’t think she was beautiful at first, but then I saw her crying on the balcony so carelessly, like a bird that usually squats on a branch to provide for men.

The peacock I watched from a distance fell to the ground and turned into a sparrow. On the contrary, I thought she was very beautiful. I then pursued her and wrote a love letter every day. For a period of time, I was dating someone from another school for a best friend named Lao Yang.

During a fight, my right hand was tied with a plaster, so I wrote with my left hand. I wrote all night long, and finally I was able to take it out to meet people, so now I can write very well with my left hand. At first, she ignored me, probably because she couldn't save her face.

, after all, I saw the most disgraceful side of me, and refused to talk to me at all. In addition, I was a fool at that time. I don’t blame her for any girl who wants to date me. She has a lot of suitors.

, I had to queue up, and I could queue from her class to the school gate. As soon as I jumped in the queue, the unsatisfactory animals jumped out immediately. Anyway, in the first semester of my second year of high school, I was busy fighting with my love rival. Originally, I never talked to the school.

The kids there were irritated because they didn’t like fighting outside and inside. They fought just to have fun with their best friends, not to attract attention. It was boring. Then I unknowingly became the unbeatable delinquent in the school.

Fortunately, I did well in a single subject, so the school didn’t expel me. I counted on my fingers, checked once for studying abroad, received two major demerits, and received three serious warnings.

I was forced to participate in some competition, and I happened to win the first prize. It happened that I was going to go on stage to read out my self-criticism. After I finished my self-criticism, I went to get that bullshit first prize. All the teachers and students in the school were on the spot.

I was so embarrassed that I stood on tiptoes and smiled stupidly at Xie Si, then shouted at the top of my lungs, Xie Si, I like you, and I will like you for ten thousand years!

Fortunately, at that time, I was on a business trip with the director of the Political and Education Department who I disliked the most. The director of the Education Department was my chemistry teacher. Afterwards, I got a warning. It was not painful or itchy. I wrote a love letter to Xie Si for a whole year.

After fighting for more than half a year, she finally nodded and agreed to be my girlfriend. I took my brothers and best friends to drink all night. I vomited several times, so I told them seriously, "Brother, I want to change my ways. From now on."

Don't fight with me. My wife is not allowed at home. I have to study hard and make progress every day. At that time, there was a very fierce and rich girl who called me a coward. I was still happy. I just said that I have forgotten my duty because of sex. I am a great wife.

"Biggest, if you have the ability, you can be my wife." The girl cried and said, "Two hundred and fifty Zhao Jiadi, let's go and get a room. What's wrong with you being a virgin? I'm still a virgin." I seemed to want to say something else at the time, but that time

I drank too much and fell asleep. Maybe there was something wrong with my vision. Until now, I still feel that Xie Si was very good when we were dating. He didn’t have any big ambitions and wouldn’t nag me to work hard to get into a prestigious university.

, I occasionally got injured in a fight without telling her, and she would just silently buy me medicine. She would take the kittens and puppies home every time, and then basically they would be thrown out by her parents every time, and then she would

I cried so hard again that I was responsible for giving these little things to caring people every time. My family is in Caofeidian, TS, but I studied in another district. I almost left that district for these cats and dogs.

Several times, she studied very hard, but her grades couldn't improve, and she didn't want me to teach her. She was always hovering around 200 in her grade, so I did the questions specifically according to this level. One time, she was stuck in the 190s.

The name was similar to hers. I was very happy, but she was not so happy. I didn’t think much about it at that time. I always thought that such a kind-hearted girl who was not smart and a little stupid could not be bad even if she did bad things.

It can be so sad that it hurts the lungs, and then it becomes a comedy for me to be a pessimist who is finally optimistic. At the end of the mid-term exam in the first semester of my senior year of high school, it happened to be her birthday, so I invested all my savings in the stock market.

I did a pretty good short-term operation online and made some money. I missed school and went to Tianjin to buy her a ring. When I came back, I went to look for her in the middle of the night. I saw her and that guy and got beaten up.

They kissed each other at the top of the stairs. It was so tender and sweet. She took the initiative. When I was with her, I was even afraid of holding hands. The turtle son actually kissed her and put his hand into her clothes. She also

I didn't stop him. I was confused at that time. I didn't understand what was wrong with this woman in this world. Sure enough, every beautiful woman is not a vixen?

Then she saw me Xinhuan, and was very proud, the first time I went to the rooftop to help Xie Siqiao's calf. Dad at home is the rich Lord in the TS circle.

There are sixteen or seven people on and off the stage in total, and his father's boss can barely be counted as one. I guess his family is a multi-millionaire and he can't escape. His grades are also good, he is in the top ten of his grade every day, and he is also good at playing basketball.

, it’s definitely different from a guy like me who only contributes and gets blocked shots when he comes on the court. He smiled weirdly, and his meaning couldn’t be clearer. If you hit me, I can’t beat you even if you call me, but what do I want to do with your woman?

Just play like that, I wanted to slap him when I went up. Xie Si, who had a pretty and happy face, panicked and said to Zhao Jiadi, don’t mess around. She asked the kid to go first, and finally went upstairs to move a box of love letters and returned them.

I said break up. Break up? Break up, now that it’s been like this, why don’t I beg you to give me another chance? During that little half a year, I was thinking whether it was me who was too bad or Xie Si’s acting skills were too good, or

It was the rich kid who was too sharp. During that time, my best friend persuaded me and my sister comforted me. I finally figured it out. If a man wants to love someone, he must first learn to love himself. I looked in the mirror and washed my face.

, shaved off his beard, got out of the kennel and got an 8-dollar crew cut, then went back and took out a watermelon knife, took the ring to school, and found Xie Si smiling brightly with her boyfriend during recess, and in front of

She knocked the ring into pieces in front of her, and then beat the animal that had been proud of for half a year until it caused internal bleeding. It was difficult for me to challenge more than a dozen people. I really didn’t win against anyone in a one-on-one challenge. Later, I actually could

I stayed in the school safely, but told the director of the Political and Education Department who was yelling at me to get out, but I felt boring, so I transferred to another school. Hey, Mu Hongli, why did you not laugh after listening to a comedy for so long? Instead, you cried.
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