"Mitsui, read the article about the great leader on page 9527, " in front of the blackboard, the Chinese teacher said to a Japanese male student.

"Yes, teacher." Mitsui stood up and bowed to the portrait of Zhu Zilong on the classroom wall.

Then, he opened a Chinese textbook as thick as a brick, cleared his throat, and read aloud to the whole class:

"The new Japanese king from the Ming Dynasty, Grandpa Zhu Zilong, ignored his physical fatigue and went to a few of us model soldiers to discuss the arrangements for the children's day. When we had a late talk, we took us out and asked the driver to take us home. We are willing to ask Grandpa Zhu to rest early!"

"Grandpa Zhu shook his head and said: It's okay. You know that there are many people in the international world who regard us as enemies and constantly cause trouble for us. You are the future of the motherland, and your affairs are the affairs of the country, and it is the top priority.

We were all so excited when we heard Grandpa Zhu say this, with tears in our eyes."

After reading this aloud, Mitsui seemed to empathize with it. After shed a few tears, she continued to read:

"-----Grandpa Zhu looked up at the sky and said, "It would be great if the world's sky was so quiet, but there are some countries who want to mess up the world. They are the sinners of the world."

As he said that, Grandpa Zhu bent down, picked up a stone from the flower pond, and then looked at the sky and said, "Damn it."

As he said that, he threw the stone upwards, and soon he saw that there were ten satellites in the sky, oh no, ten suns.

Suddenly, a dazzling bright light burst out, and then nine fell down."

"This is the enemy's spy sun. They have been hovering over Edo and Daming, infringing on our power. I have been enduring it for a long time." Grandpa Zhu said angrily."

After Mitsui finished reciting, he closed the copycat Chinese script and saluted again to the portrait of Zhu Zilong on the wall.

For a moment, other Japanese primary school students heard warm applause from the classroom.

(The Japanese in the Ming Dynasty, especially the primary school students, probably would have to be ruined by Zhu Zilong. Embarrassment!)

Isn’t this the content of a brainwashing teaching book from a certain 21st century country?

If a modern person travels here in time, after reading this article, he will definitely be unable to help but complain in his heart.

"Nima, I heard that satellites can still circle in a flash!"

However, what Zhu Zilong wants is the effect of referring to the deer as a horse, and the Japanese are willing to believe in it.

It's just brainwashing yourself, but I'm not Chinese anyway...

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Half a month later, as the king in Japan, Zhu Zilong issued another order.

That is, all Japanese names cannot exceed four characters, preferably only three characters.

In addition, only single characters are allowed for surnames such as Yamada, Matsushita, Akai, Tengyuan.

What else, my grandson Taro, Yuka Skyscraper, Kojiro, Mid-hand Washing Kojiro, Momotaro Inukai, Kowbie, Kojiteng, Bibie Hair, Duck Hair Momota, Pig Anal Milk, Such a funny name can no longer be used.

Of course, names like Hatan x Yui, my wife Yuno, Uehara X Mai, Iijima X Ai, Akiko Kawamura Akiko, Ogawa Asuka and so on can still be used, but only for women.

Many Japanese people are a little confused about Zhu Zilong's new will. However, thanks to the continuous brainwashing success over the years and the fear of the country of the Great Ming Dynasty, the Japanese people calmly agreed.

Therefore, it didn't take long.

The old Japan in the Ming Dynasty, in time and space, ushered in the first census and the craze for changing its name.

Countless scholars who failed the Ming Dynasty joined the Japanese civil servants at the request of Zhu Zilong.

He began to serve as a clerk, history of books, political commissar, and community director. His first task was to census and provide Chinese-style name suggestions for Japanese illiterate people.

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A few days later, looking at the desk, the first batch of new Japanese names with tens of thousands of people.

Zhu Zilong just glanced a few times and was so angry that he shivered.

Because he did not stipulate that the character Zhu of the country cannot be used. Out of admiration for the country, 80% of Japanese people changed their surnames to Zhu of the country.

In addition, Zhu Zilong said that the name cannot exceed four characters, so these Japanese people are still used to the name, with four characters.

Therefore, the four-character surname starting with the surname Zhu is popular.

For example: the third prince Zhu, Zhu Xiaojiro, Zhu Jing has a lot of water, Zhu Meihua has a lot of flowers, Zhu Brother Liuzi, Zhu butt is big, Zhu belly is fat, Zhu Zi Ting, Zhu horse, cow and sheep, Zhu Duo Yui, Zhu Cang and Jinkong, Zhu Yidao Ai, etc., which makes people feel like they are cheating when they hear it.

Like mushrooms after a rain, it gushed out. Do you think Zhu Zilong could not get angry after seeing it?

A rush!

Zhu Zilong burned all the list and rushed to the person in charge, and exclaimed in anger: "I passed on my will, and the country's surname cannot be taken. If this continues, sooner or later, the chrysanthemums will be left behind and reported."

(The Japanese are so unreliable, it makes Zhu Zilong feel like a Japanese husky! It's so intoxicating!)

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Zhu Zilong used to hear a joke about the origin of a Japanese name on the Internet.

It is said that the Japanese are warlike, and all males are summoned to join the army to fight, and they have no time to get married and have children, resulting in fewer and fewer people.

So, the emperor later ordered that all men could have sex with women at will no matter where they were.

However, since both men and women had no time to inform their surnames, the children born had strange surnames such as "Inoue", "Tanaka", "Pane", "Watanabe", "Yamaguchi", "Tashita", "Kondo" and so on.

Of course this is just a joke, but at this moment, Zhu Zilong really doubted that perhaps the origin of the Japanese name is really related to this joke.

After all, sometimes, they are really too out of tune. Embarrassing...

Fortunately, the Japanese still have some advantages in other aspects, which is worth Zhu Zilong's continued investment.

For example, first, it has a strong group nature and is accustomed to obeying orders.

This is probably what we are familiar with. Japanese people act neatly and have the advantage of being obedient and easy to manage.

Second, diplomacy and economic policies lack strategic thinking. The central government has weak power and factional disputes are obvious!

Third, it is an island country that dares to accept foreign things. From studying China in ancient times to studying the West in contemporary times, it does not have that much burden, so good things are used for my use.

If you talk about Confucius to the Japanese, he might talk endlessly, and he would not say that Confucius belongs to Japan like the Koreans.

Fourth, among the ancients, they were more clean and craftsman-oriented. They were very crazy when they were serious.

Fifth, Japanese women have the spirit of sacrifice and dedication, making them an accessory to Han men, and no one objected to them.

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Chapter completed!