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Chapter 369 The motherland needs you, the people need you!

"There are always unruly people who want to harm me! Damn!"

I, what an arrogant pig!

At this moment, Zhu Zilong was finally extremely angry, and he no longer had too much speed in his heart, and began to compete with it again.

This time, his speed increased much more than before, which scared Kingsoft Fat Pig King soared all the way, losing his temper, and led the way back to its nest.

A group of sows and beasts thought that their husbands were back and came out to welcome them.

"The king is back!" the sows and elephant beasts shouted.

"Love, you guys, run away, there is danger!" Pig King Jinshan fat shouted and responded.

The above is the language of pigs, which humans cannot understand, but only Zhu Zilong can understand.

However, the sows didn't know what danger was, and they also began to enter the estrus period. Humph, now the mistress outside can't take away the king, right?

The sows and elephant beasts surrounded Jinshan and then turned around for two rounds. They turned their bodies and their tails were raised up, waiting for the king's favor!

Zhu Zilong originally thought that no matter how lustful he was, he would have a knife on his head when facing the arrival of a strong enemy.

Therefore, this Pig King Jinshan Fat will definitely run away first!

However, however, it is important to say three times, so it makes people feel that they are losing their glasses.

However, Pig King Jinshan Fat is so lustful. Facing the Zhu Zilong enemy behind him, he stopped running away. When he saw countless beautiful sows surrounding him in heat, he went to smell the big sow's butt. He was smelling hormones, and then climbed up. He looked like a sumo wrestler and an ordinary woman, so cruel...

This Nima, a natural top-quality male breeding pig, I'll go!

The survivors who followed him said to Zhu Zilong: "The head, the eye can be fatal, a few shots are not afraid of it!"

However, at this moment, Zhu Zilong suddenly had a flash of inspiration and had a new idea in his mind.

The next second, Zhu Zilong smiled strangely and said to everyone: "I suddenly decided to change my mind. This may be God's arrangement. Why don't we set up a pig farm?"

Pig farm?

Everyone was silent, but as they looked forward, Yiran found that a large group of sows and piglets ran out from the cave of the Pig Elephant Beast. His eyes suddenly lit up!

Good guy!

One, two, ten, twenty, fifty, one hundred meters, two hundred, I go, there are more than three or four hundred piglets alone. Including the more than one hundred sow beasts that are gradually in heat, as long as they take time, it is not a dream to create thousands of piglets!

"Head, but there are only ten anesthesia needles, which is not enough!" A team member asked Zhu Zilong.

"Don't worry about the piglets, and don't worry about the sows. As long as the pig king is anesthetized and taken away, the other sows and piglets will follow them." Zhu Zilong thought for a while and replied.

"But the pig king's skin is too hard and he is not afraid of bullets. Where can I hit it? If it hits the eye, there is a certain chance of death, right?" the team member continued to ask.

"This?" Zhu Zilong was a little embarrassed. Instead, Ling Yumo and Lin Meimei came over with red faces, pointing to the back and below of the Pig King's butt.

So, Zhu Zilong: "... Embarrassment!"

He had a cold war and thought to himself that it was the most toxic woman's heart, and the ancients did not deceive me.

These two women are too cruel. One pointed behind the butt and the other under the butt. Isn’t it just a hint that they want to hit Zhu Juhua and Zhu’s little brother?

But, to be honest, it seems that there is no place to call in except these two places and eyes?

Well, forget it, anyway, it’s not my anus and my little brother who was anesthesia and had an anesthesia needle. It’s accurate. I agree!

(Okay, a group of people have forgotten the big mouth of the pig king in a gorgeous way. Why do they have to hit the anus and the little brother? When they didn't see their mouths X and 0, the boss opened up?)

Bang, bang! The gunshots!

In order to ensure insurance, two team members fired anesthesia guns at close range. The targets were Pig King's chrysanthemum and little brother!

"Wait..." Zhu Zilong shouted suddenly, but it was obviously too late.

At this moment, Zhu Zilong suddenly called to wait. He didn't think of this, the anesthesia gun did not need to hit Zhu Wang Juhua and his little brother.

But he suddenly thought that when the pig king weighing dozens of tons fainted, who would carry it home?

If dozens of sows come later and go crazy and avenge their husbands, who will stop them?

proud!

As expected, as soon as Zhu Zilong finished speaking, after the fat chrysanthemum and little brother of Pig King Jinshan were both immersed in anesthesia gun at the same time, things changed!

You know, if an elephant is hit by an anesthesia gun, it will take dozens of seconds or minutes to faint, let alone such a big pig king?

The pig king Jinshan in X and O is furious. It's so bad, you humans are too bad, and you are also disturbing your good things. Do you want me to be impotence?

Such a great revenge is unparalleled, let me die!

The next second, the pig king Jinshan rushed towards Zhu Zilong and his friends like a madman.

I'll go!

Facing the super fat pigs led by Kingsoft Fat, they launched a group crazy charge.

In this second, Zhu Zilong and his friends were shocked, and their faces suddenly turned as white as snow!

Imagine that they are all guys weighing more than ten tons, bigger than an elephant, with only more than a hundred heads missing, and piglets as big as tigers and wolves running behind them.

This reminded Zhu Zilong of a few news he had seen before!

Chongqing Morning News on August 6, 2014: Fifty kilograms of wild boar were surrounded by villagers, and three people were bitten to death in anger and five people were seriously injured.

On November 21, 2014, at the intersection of Tiandu Road and Furong Road, Economic and Technological Development Zone, Hefei City, a wild boar with more than 300 kilograms crossed the road. After being discovered, the wild boar was frightened and ran into N greening workers who were working continuously. N of the workers were bitten by wild boars and injured, and did not die!

Ningbo Daily, January 14, 2015: A 200 kilogram of wild boar jumped into the park and became crazy. Many people were injured. Police officers shot more than 30 shots of the pig before they were killed.

My mother, dozens of kilograms and more than 100 kilograms of wild boars were crazy and compared with beef.

Now the pig king is taking the lead with dozens of tons, and there are also a group of sows with more than 10,000 kilograms. This is so fatal, why did you forget this?

Because things were going so smoothly, I couldn't remember that the wild boars were really crazy, but they were invincible.

For a moment, everyone led by Zhu Zilong ran away.

"Help..." Countless people instinctively called out classic lines while running away.

"Don't stand together, run separately, and gather at the giant trees in the world..." Zhu Zilong was anxious when he saw it. Everyone ran in one direction, but they were still looking for death, so he quickly ordered.

When everyone heard it made sense, there were almost a hundred people here. If we ran separately, there were only two or three pigs chasing each other. Compared to the hundreds of pigs now, it was not too easy. So we shouted, and everyone ran away quickly.

However, soon everyone discovered a strange and surprising scene.

Well, it turned out that they were running away, and everyone found that there was no pig behind them?

Where did the pig go?

It turned out that they were all following Zhu Zilong. This guy was born with a MT tank face that attracted hatred. In addition, the Pig King hated him the most, so there was no result and he followed him.

At this moment, Comrade Zhu Zilong burst into tears and thought to himself, it wasn't that I shot your little brother, why did you follow me all the time? It's unfair, second senior brother!

For a moment, whenever Zhu Zilong passed by, the earth shook, as if it was an earthquake. Wherever he passed, there were crowds of people and all people avoided him like a plague. He didn't even dare to stay within 300 meters of his side. It was really sad for those who heard it, and those who saw it were scared!

So he also started to scream classic lines: "Help, ahhhhh..."

However, who has the courage to rescue him?

Even the female officer Meimei Lin shouted at Zhu Zilong from a distance: "Head, you must hold back the hundreds of fat pig monsters to win us a chance to fight back. Now you immediately run to a place with few people and lead those monsters away!"

Zhu Zilong: "… Embarrassment!"

Damn! Zhu Zilong, who came to his senses, looked at Mei Mei Lin with his middle finger and replied loudly from a distance: "I'll go! Comrade Mei, I'm also a commoner. Don't soldiers want to protect the commoner? I'm going to die!"

Of course, Zhu Zilong said this and was just a joke, but Mei Mei Lin seemed to take it seriously.

She suddenly said again: "Boss, you are now at the level of a militia company commander of hundreds of people, and you are considered half a soldier. Now the motherland needs you and the people need you, it is time for you to make meritorious contributions. My military rank is a major, and you are the company commander. I now order you to run to places with fewer people immediately!"

Upon hearing this, Zhu Zilong said, again: "... Embarrassment!"

"No official certification, my bullshit company commander. I am an ordinary person. Now I need to help you. Are you going to run with me in this direction?" Zhu Zilong continued to complain.

After hearing Zhu Zilong's words, Meimei Lin immediately remained silent, just when Zhu Zilong thought she knew she was wrong.

The next minute, suddenly, Meimei Lin shouted again: "Okay! I will accompany you, and I will die together!"

After saying this, Meimei Lin accelerated and took advantage of Zhu Zilong's turn and ran over in a straight line, walking side by side with him, facing the hundreds of fat pigs behind him.

"Damn it... embarrassment!" Now, Zhu Zilong was speechless. I was just kidding, does it necessary for a girl to be so serious?

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