With the fat man's intervention, the funeral was finally in order, and the sorrow of the loudspeaker had already been played, and those who invited him to help knew what he was responsible for;

Fatty is originally from Mr. Fushi. These things are his previous career. He is naturally easy to do it now. He can tell some rules and regulations with every taboo and point. Although there are not many people who are really superstitious in the countryside today, the majority of people who would rather believe in it than be without it. Therefore, everyone is deeply "buried" and it is self-evident that some old men and women deliberately talk to the fat men.

Furthermore, he may feel a little guilty. The fat man was trying his best to handle this funeral so hard that he had the intention to compensate. After all, if he said a thousand words, he really did the "don't save him" thing.

However, this guilt is actually nothing, just as the old firefighter could only watch the fire swallow his son;

You are not a god,

As the saying goes, one person is not suitable for the audience to ascend to heaven. Instead, since you have fallen into hell, you can easily pull the whole family to be buried with you. This has to be said to be a kind of black irony. The radio audience is still incomparable to the treatment of civil servants, and family members and relatives really can't benefit from it.

Su Bai and Jie Bing seemed a little embarrassed at this time. They were with the fat man, and the fat man was embarrassed to direct them to help with something, so they simply ordered two cups of black tea and a plate of melon seeds in the farmhouse next door.

The Great Buddha is opposite the river. Sitting here, drinking tea, and looking at the Great Buddha. It is also quite interesting. There are up and down stone steps on both sides of the Great Buddha. There are a lot of tourists, and they are basically full. The whole queue is moving at a turtle speed. The time spent visiting the Great Buddha may be much longer than waiting in line for a project to go to Shanghai Disneyland.

"Will we go to dinner later?" Jie Bing suddenly asked while knocking Guazier, "The more you eat Guazier, the more hungry you feel."

"You go and tell the fat man that you want to order a few dishes and ask the invited chefs to make it for you." Su Bai glanced at Jie Bing.

"Hey, this is boring. Didn't you let me ask for a fight?"

"You know it yourself, don't worry, the fat man won't forget us." Su Bai didn't say a word, although we didn't seem to have done anything with us.

At this time, a taxi came with a few foreigners. The foreigners probably found that they were having funerals when they visited the scenic spot on the other side. They were very curious about the customs of rural China, so they took a taxi and came around a long distance to take a look. They also took a camera and took a very exciting photo.

"Foreigners are also very idle." Jie Bing stretched, "By the way, you and Fatty have gained a lot this time into the story world."

"Haha, luck."

"Your answer is like I'm borrowing money from you." Jie Bing smiled.

At this moment, the fat man who had finished a lot of work came here, grabbed some melon seeds and kowtowed them in his hand, and said, "You two go to the opposite scenic spot to visit. I know a friend who is the director of the scenic spot and can not charge tickets."

Su Bai and Jie Bing didn't know how to respond. If they wanted to go, they could just walk across the river. Even if they wanted to stand on the head of the Buddha and danced, no one could stop them.

The fat man seemed to see what they were thinking and sighed, "When you are playing with famous places and historical sites, you have to adjust your mindset. Isn't it a pleasure to be a normal person who takes advantage of his personal favor and gets free tickets to visit?"

"Are you okay?" Su Bai found something wrong with the fat man. This guy seemed to be a little cheerful than when he came here just now.

"There are management personnel coming over there to stop warning the funeral. At that time, I may have to leave them to come and kowtow to my aunt. My aunt will live a cautious life all her life. Now that people are leaving, I have to let her leave more glorious."

Only then did Su Bai and Jie Bing realize that Fatty wanted to play something out of the ordinary and did not want to implicate themselves and get involved in cause and effect. Of course, this cause and effect is definitely not as big as Su Bai's killing listeners before, but Fatty wanted to bear it with all his strength.

Su Bai also knew that he was not suitable to say "it was my friend who took it together" at this time. He probably had a real purpose for the fat man to pay a price for his aunt, so that he could feel better.

"Let's go and take a walk as an ordinary person and visit this big Buddha." Su Bai stood up and said.

Jie Bing also stood up. Since Su Bai didn't plan to join in the fun, there was no need for him to say anything else and just drove out.

"Have fun." The fat man shouted when he met Su Bai who got into the car.

"So too." Su Bai closed the car door.

"I'm a little tired. I said, you won't really go into the scenic spot and walk slowly with those people." Jie Bing continued while driving, "It's really a big deal to look at scenic spots from the perspective of ordinary people, but now I also say from the perspective of ordinary people. I think I'll feel depressed if I let me line up next to each other."

"Okay, let's just buy the cruise ticket and take the cruise outside and take a look."

"Haha." Jie Bing was obviously quite satisfied.

When the car came out of Sun Island and drove around to the other side, Jie Bing rolled down the window and pointed to the location of the street on the right: "Grandma Ye Lengchuan, it seems quite famous in Leshan, can you try it?"

"I still like hot pot, and I think you shouldn't be used to cold skewers."

"Okay, let's get on the boat and I'll try it when I come back."

The ferry ticket was 70 yuan per person, and Su Bai did not bring any cash. He seemed to be afraid of trouble at the ferry entrance, so he directly had a sign with Alipay and WeChat added a big red cross. In the end, he finally reported the money and bought the ticket.

"On ordinary people's perspective mentality, you owe me seventy."

"Is your head broken?" Su Bai was a little amused, "I feel like you suddenly became a little abnormal."

"This is a concept, a concept."

The two got on the boat and followed the ladder to the second floor. The tourists were basically on the second floor because the cruise ship would be specially driven to the position facing the Buddha to facilitate tourists to take photos.

But it is obvious that although Su Bai and Jie Bing were "driven" out for a walk around by the fat man, they were not so down-to-earth that they kept taking pictures with their mobile phones like tourists around them. Even if they were not listeners, they would not be like this, given their personality.

"This is a question of concept." Jieying continued the words just now, "Nothing is absolutely pure, just like many elements in chemistry. They cannot exist in a pure body under natural conditions and need to be purified and obtained through laboratory purification.

The same is true for human beings. There is no completely relaxed person in this world, unless he is a fool, you should also know that people at any level will have troubles. Although an ordinary homeless man can be a backbone, he cannot enjoy high-end hotels and other life that require high consumption to support him.

No one who is normal and enterprising will be completely pure……”

Su Bai originally planned to interrupt Jie Bing because he felt that Jie Bing was a little "nonsense", but soon Su Bai discovered something was wrong again. Jie Bing didn't know what stimulation he was, and seemed to have entered a state of "indivism".

Hey, this big Buddha is so powerful?

There is no way. Although Su Bai has a deep relationship with Jie Bing as well as Fat Monk and the others, he has helped him. Since the other party is in this state, he is embarrassed to interrupt and can only act as a listener next to him and cooperate with Jie Bing's "commentary". Many tourists nearby cast strange eyes at Jie Bing, obviously feeling that this man who started talking about some inexplicable life philosophy seemed to have some problems with his head when he got on the cruise ship.

Su Bai understood a little more and more. The main reinforcement of Jiebing is illusion, and the most basic element of building an illusion is to create an illusion that is enough to pierce the target's spiritual defense with false and real. Jiebing's words are actually full of deeper enlightenment and enlightenment of human nature, or rather, it is not purely human nature, but gradually becomes bigger, a bit similar to the worldview.

At this time, the cruise ship had arrived directly opposite the Buddha. The tourists around were excited to take photos and took photos. Jie Bing's speed of speaking began to slow down, but his eyes seemed to be getting brighter and brighter. At the end, he finished speaking, breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the mineral water of a female tourist next to him who was taking pictures and drank two big sips.

"It's a revelation, a revelation." After saying that, Jie Bing actually bowed to the Buddha, as if thanking the great Buddha for his gratitude.

Su Bai shook his head speechlessly, and suddenly said in a whisper, "Come on, help me and your great benefactor, oh no, help me take a photo with your great benefactor."

"You are a zombie, aren't you afraid of taking a photo with the Buddha so close to you?" Although Jie Bing teased, he still picked up his phone and pointed the camera at Su Bai. At the same time, he also surrounded the Buddha in the distance.

Su Bai casually leaned on the railing, but suddenly, the tourists on the cruise ship suddenly heard terrified screams, and there were also screams from the tourists in the Big Buddha Scenic Area on the shore not far away.

Jie Bing, who was looking at the camera of the mobile phone, saw that the Leshan Buddha behind him actually raised his palm "strangely". As the rolling rocks fell, the Buddha's hand stretched out and slapped at the boat here.

"Su Bai, you..." Jie Bing moved his phone away and pointed behind Su Bai.

Su Bai took out a cigarette indifferently, lit it, and said, "Come on, I just realized it and started to experiment on me, right? But your illusion is quite realistic. If I didn't know it was you who did it..."

"It wasn't me who did it, it's true. I was lying to you and I was raised by you!" Jie Bing shouted directly. He knew that if he didn't say such ruthless words at this time, Su Bai would never believe it.
Chapter completed!