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Chapter Thirteen: The Enthusiasm of the Audience

The next day, afternoon.

Early on, everyone from Deyun Club came to Zhang Yiyuan Teahouse.

Today is a performance by Team 1, and Team 2 is also here to help.

The performance started from 5:30 to 8:30. The actors came at around 2:00, which was enough to be in advance, but never expected that there were people who arrived earlier than them at the scene, that were hundreds of enthusiastic fans.

"Teacher Guo, I love you."

"Teacher Yu, I want to give birth to a monkey for you."

"Big Jinzi, let's get married."

...

Amid the screams of fans, everyone from Deyun Club squeezed into the teahouse in a daze, their smiles were frozen, and they were so happy that they couldn't walk around.

Liu La even heard a girl shouting to herself: "Young Master Liu, you are so handsome. I have already opened a hotel, Westin Hotel 40...I'll wait for you."

Unfortunately, because the voices were too noisy, Liu La couldn't hear the most important room number in the back. Mr. Liu felt that he was very sorry for this girl...

If these fans in the afternoon were called surprises, the fans that night were shocked.

When the performance was about to be close, the teahouse where there was only 300 people who could only sit down, but five hundred people were already densely packed.

The extra 200 people actually bought tickets with the same amount of money, but they bought it late and there were no seats.

Even so, they would be happy even if they squat on the ground to watch.

What's even more exaggerated is that outside the teahouse, at least three or four hundred people still squeezed into it desperately, but because of safety reasons, Zhang Yiyuan's security guards stopped the person.

Finally, the teahouse discussed with the audience, and both sides took a step back. Today, Zhang Yiyuan Teahouse opened the door to perform, and the audience who came outside to support the show should not buy tickets, just listen to it outside. Only in this way can the matter be finally resolved.

To put it bluntly, the final analysis of this matter is that Zhang Yiyuan is too young. Don’t think about it. There are only 200 seats in the teahouse. Even if there are 365 days a year, Deyun Club has performances every day, but it can only sell more than 90,000 tickets.

These more than 90,000 tickets, not to mention the entire China, or the entire Beijing-Tianjin-Tangdong region, are probably digested by any larger urban area in Beijing. You can’t expect the audience to come to buy station tickets every night, right?

...

After soothing the emotions of the audience who could not buy tickets, the performance officially began.

"Please enjoy the crosstalk brought by Guo Dagang and Yu Qian - "My Life""

With the introduction of a newly debuted female host, Guo Dagang and Yu Qian slowly walked onto the stage.

"Wow!" As soon as they came up, the audience below were crazy. They shouted together inside and outside the house, and they were so desperate that the roof was so sank that they hadn't collapsed.

After walking to the center of the stage and standing still, Guo Dagang pressed his hands down to signal the audience to stop the sound. When the sound calmed down, he smiled and said, "Oh, there are many people coming today, all the pits and valleys. Those who are sitting, squatting, and those who are standing are not hanging two more on the fan."

Yu Qian nodded and agreed: "Well, yes, there are many people coming."

Guo Dagang smiled: "It's right to come. Teacher Yu is not easy. He participated in the performance today with illness."

Yu Qian: Ah? What disease do I have?

Guo Dagang: "The hemorrhoids are broken."

"Go to yours." Yu Qian glared at him: "I don't have hemorrhoids and disfigure them. That's you. It hurts to go to the toilet right now."

Audience: "Haha."

Guo Dagang sighed: "Oh, if there is no, there is no, there is no better. I hope you and the audience will be happy, happy forever, don't be like me."

"Like you?" Yu Qian wondered: "What's wrong with you? You're not doing well."

"Yes." Guo Dagang elongated his voice and shook his head: "I am an unfortunate person."

Yu Qian: "What's wrong with you? It's unfortunate."

Guo Dagang thought for a while: "I'll tell you this, eat fried rice and get a bottle cap, sneeze and drop your chin, cough and fold the ribs, pull the cart across the ridge, and step by step. I went to buy two sugar cakes for breakfast. I just got out of the pot, and I took a bite and burned the back of my head."

Yu Qian: "Ann? How can you burn the back of your head after eating sugar cakes?"

Guo Dagang did the move: "Do you take the sugar cake? Take it, tear it up, and lift it up. Just as I was about to lick a few bites of candy, the sugar water was all over the back of my mind."

Audience: "Haha."

"Hey, I'm talking." Yu Qian shook his head: "You are also urging me."

Guo Dagang also shook his head: "You don't understand me, I am a person with dreams."

"Yo." Yu Qian was surprised: "Tell me quickly, what dreams do you have?"

Guo Dagang: "At the beginning, I wanted to be a swimmer. I felt that I was particularly suitable for this industry, breaststroke, backstroke, I could do it. I was a genius! Unfortunately, I was obstructed by the garden department later."

Yu Qian: "What's wrong with your swimming and garden department?"

Guo Dagang: "It can be said! They insisted on scolding me for destroying the lawn."

"Destroy the lawn?" Yu Qian thought about it and suddenly realized: "Okay, you and others dug up the grass!"

Guo Dagang is very innocent: "When you are dry swimming, you can practice with the grass first, and you will learn to enter the water."

Yu Qian was so angry: "How can you swim dryly? You designed it yourself."

The audience was happy: "Haha."

Guo Dagang gritted his teeth: "I deserve it if I don't let me practice."

Yu Qian: "Hey, what are you talking about?"

"Well." The audience started to cheer again.

...

Soon, this crosstalk was finished, and under the constant shouting of the audience, the two returned to the scene again.

Looking at the crowded people in the audience, Guo Dagang sighed and sighed, "Oh, it's not easy to do crosstalk in recent years. I originally thought that I would be like this in my life. Unexpectedly, after being on the radio several times, I suddenly became popular. Thanks to the taxi drivers in Beijing."

Yu Qian nodded and sighed: "Yes, I have to thank you. I still can't believe it, why did it become popular?"

Guo Dagang pointed to the stage under his feet and said, "It was on this stage that Deyun Club performed for the first time. At that time, there were not as many actors as it is now. There were only four people behind the stage, and the brothers hadn't even arrived yet."

Yu Qian nodded: "Yes, I wasn't there at that time."

Guo Dagang rolled his eyes and said, "Is it interesting that you said you are so young?"

Yu Qian smiled proudly: "It's okay, listen to Nian'er."

Audience: "Haha."

Guo Dagang continued: "It was not like now, and it was really hard at that time. I remember very clearly that when Brother Qianer came, it was snowing heavily outside in the middle of winter, and there were no people on the street. Think about it, there was no one on the street, and this teahouse was still good!"

Yu Qian: "Yeah, indeed."

Guo Dagang nodded: "It's hard. In the middle of winter, we can't do anything. A few people took the quick-pin and the erhu to the street to attract the audience. At the beginning, they shouted, "Brother and sister, come in and listen to Duan crosstalk. Later, no one paid attention to us, so they changed it to father and come in and listen to Duan crosstalk. At that time, I really didn't care about shame in order to have a full meal."

Yu Qian: "Hi, what else can you be so shameless when you are so hungry? Whoever is hungry knows?"

"Yes." Guo Dagang nodded: "That's right, our group of big men threw their faces to the ground and broke them for eight and a half. When they arrived, they still couldn't call in an audience. Even if there wasn't even a person who looked at us more, they all walked around us."

Yu Qian smiled: "But, I thought we were begging for food, so I counted Laibao here."

Guo Dagang tilted his shoulders and said, "Okay, don't you watch crosstalk, right? I deserve it, I'm afraid."

"Hey, why are you back? It's not that part of that." Yu Qian hurriedly stopped him.

"Haha." The audience was overjoyed.

After laughing, Guo Dagang continued, "That day, until the end, we still couldn't sell a ticket. A group of 20-year-old men didn't even have a baby to buy two steamed buns in their pockets, and they were embarrassed for themselves. They had been out all day and didn't earn a penny of money. How could they go home to face their parents, wife and children? How could they be embarrassed!"

Yu Qian: "Yes, that's too much."

Guo Dagang: "Fortunately, I have lost it because Brother Qian is here. They are different from us. His family is rich. He speaks crosstalk just to have fun and doesn't expect this to have a meal. They are the young master of a wealthy family."

Yu Qian: "Don't say that, I can't talk about it, but I do have a few spare money at home."

Guo Dagang sighed: "A wealthy family! Can we compare it? It is the largest dance hall in the capital."

"Hey, stop." Yu Qiantui said: "Okay, I'm the young master, right? No wonder I don't expect crosstalk to have a meal. I have a job, so I rely on others to order me."

Audience: "Wow."

Guo Dagang glared at him: "Go, don't talk nonsense. There are children below."

"Hey, who is the one who is talking nonsense?" Yu Qian was furious.

"Okay, I was wrong." Guo Dagang said helplessly: "I'm wrong, okay, let's just pass this."

After a pause, Guo Dagang continued, "Anyway, thanks to Brother Qian who was there that day, Brother Qian was so righteous! Brother Qian was wearing a water fur at that time. He pulled us a few people, Brother Qian went straight to the nearest pawnshop and slapped his hand at the counter. I want to be the shopkeeper."

"The shopkeeper is stupid, Dangdang? What does it mean?"

Yu Qian: "Oh, my mouth was not very smooth at that time. I still had a Dangdang. Who can understand it? Just just say it's over."

Audience: "Haha."

...

The two of them made jokes, which made the audience burst into laughter. However, while laughing and scolding, the two of them dictated a difficult entrepreneurial process.

This kind of hardship seems like a joke now, but when I think back, I feel deeply confused and despair...
Chapter completed!
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