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Chapter 202 Who has more stars

After losing a few of his friends, Liu La got to the point and said to the audience: "Today we will take on the stand-up comedy "Nine-head Case". Some friends may have to ask, "Didn't it say that they have finished speaking and are lost and can't be found later? Why are you going to talk about it again today?"

"Hey, you guys are right, there is really nothing left, I can't find it. I originally planned to take some time to find the contents behind a little bit and then tell them to everyone. Who would have thought that someone would suddenly challenge us!"

"You all should know what's going on. I won't say much about it here. If you don't know, just check the Internet or ask the people around you."

"Anyway, the reason why I tell you this is to justify myself, and the other is to give you a vaccination. The story I want to tell today was found and compiled in two days. The time is too short, and there will inevitably be some inadequate places. Please include it more."

After saying this, Liu La spoke the main text: "The book continues with the previous text. In the last book, we talked about the third head. As the saying goes, two flowers bloom, each represent one branch. Let's put it down first, let's talk about the other side."

"What are you talking about here? It's a water shop. There was no running water in those days. Fortunately, there were wells from wealthy families, but small households had to rely on water shops to deliver water."

"Often the city gates are opened in the morning, and the car that pulls water from the water shop goes out. After the water is filled with water in a fixed place outside the city, the car returns to the city. Before dawn, the guy in the water shop throws the water into the bucket and delivers it to the door, and then checks the cash back to the store."

"It's the same today. At a water shop on Qianmen Street, the guy got up early and delivered the water to the door from house to house. In the end, there was only one yard in the innermost part of the alley that no matter how hard it was, no one opened it."

Early in the morning, the guy was anxious to go back to sleep after finishing his work, but the house just didn't open the door. The guy was very angry and put it on the door. Who would have thought that he would kick the door open in one go?

The guy was also very surprised, but then he thought that it was good to open the door. Anyway, the water tank was in the yard and he could work. So he walked into the yard lightly...

Liu La said on the stage, Jiang Bo and the thin apprentice who had been here twice in the audience were frowning and listening, either, how could they say there were no good people in the crosstalk circle? They were all thieves, for fear of missing any troubles from their opponents.

However, it was different from the happy mood and expression of Liu La's expression when he heard Jiang Bo say it yesterday. When Jiang Bo heard Liu La's words today, his expression was not very good, and his brows were always tightened.

First, because the sarcastic joke that Liu La said at the beginning really hurts Jiang Bo. He is a relatively small-minded person, and his identity is there. No one dares to joke like this with him for many years. Besides, this cannot be called a joke. It's just a curse, it's really too tummy.

Jiang Bo secretly cursed Liu La in his heart and said something bad, but he forgot that when he buried Liu La on stage yesterday, he might as well give in.

Another thing that made Jiang Bo feel unhappy was that there were so many stars in the circle who supported Liu La today, which made Jiang Bo feel so uncomfortable. When Jiang Bo said yesterday, no star supported him. Jiang Bo didn't expect this at all. He thought to himself that this boy Liu La was too sinister.

However, Jiang Bo is really a judge of a gentleman by his villain's heart. These stars are not deliberately arranged by Liu La. They are all Liu La's friends who spontaneously support Liu La. This only shows that Liu La has a good popularity, while Jiang Bo's popularity is really not very good.

Whether he was Jiang Bo's apprentice, I don't know if it was inherited from the lineage or guessed what Jiang Bo thought, the thin man beside Jiang Bo said to him: "Master, this Liu La is too sinister. I have made so many celebrities to support him today, but it is not to attract the attention of the audience."

"That's not right!" Jiang Bo deeply agreed with his apprentice's words and couldn't help but sigh: "We are still not ready."

The apprentice also advised him: "It's okay, Master, let's forget it today. When you say it tomorrow, I'll just ask a few celebrities to support you."

"Oh, it's not good." Jiang Bo sighed again: "Liu La is a kid who makes movies and TV shows, and has hosted shows. He knows many kinds of stars. Master, I have been concentrating on crosstalk, and I'm afraid I won't be able to hire so many stars."

"It's okay, Master, what are we doing? We're just talking about crosstalk! No matter how many people Liu La is, it's useless. Just find two crosstalk masters you have known. It's useless to find any celebrities he has."

Hearing his apprentice's words, Jiang Bo thought: "Hey, what you said makes sense. Yes, we will do this tomorrow. I will call to invite someone when I go out later."

Speaking of this, Jiang Bo no longer frowned, and a sneer of sneer appeared on his face.

Liu La naturally knew nothing about Jiang Bo’s thoughts, but even if he really knew, he would probably only laugh twice and curse in his heart: “sb.

The Liu La paragraph on the stage also ended: "When the young man came out of the yard, it was already bright. He returned to the water shop with two buckets, but he never noticed that someone had a head stuffed into his bucket."

After returning to the store, he put the bucket into the yard and went back to the back room to sleep. More than twenty minutes later, the owner of the water shop woke up.

He has blood in this head. After throwing it in the yard for so long, the blood has flowed out of the bucket. As soon as the boss left the door, he found blood.

Following the blood, the boss found the bucket, opened the lid, and a head swayed inside. In an instant, the boss's blood was cold.

The first reaction was that he felt that a guy killed someone and hid his head in the bucket. But after thinking about it carefully, he felt that his guy didn't have the courage, and someone must have made a decision on his own.

It was a coincidence that the owner of the water shop had just fought with the boss of the tailor shop opposite the door. No need to think about it, the boss of the tailor shop must have cheated him. Fortunately, he found out early.

Thinking of this, before the door was opened, the shopkeeper of the water shop ran out and hung his head on the plaque of the tailor shop opposite, and then returned to the yard to destroy the marks without mentioning it.

After a while, the shopkeeper of the tailor shop also woke up. He quickly woke up the guy in his shop to open the door.

Before the young man woke up, he walked over and opened the door in a daze. At first glance, he saw a head hanging at the door.

"Oh my god!" The guy was so scared that he ran back to the store, and then was so scared that he couldn't explain clearly, so he pulled the shopkeeper to the door.

The shopkeeper followed him out and was frightened to death when he saw the scene outside the door: "Ah, where did the two heads come from..."
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