Chapter 303: Teacher Yu's Fathers
Guo Dagang and Yu Qian waited at the backcourt gate half an hour ago. In fact, under normal circumstances, neither of them would appear at the opening, but asked other actors to start the show first and then the two of them came out again. However, today is obviously not the ordinary situation, so the two of them came up at the beginning of the opening show.
After the host finished speaking, Guo Dagang and Yu Qian walked towards the stage at the same time. Amid the audience's warm applause and cheers, the two stood behind the table in the center of the stage and behind the microphone. After standing still, the two bent down to bow to the audience.
"Well!"
"Teacher Guo, I love you!"
"Teacher Yu, I love you!"
"Teacher Guo, I miss you so much!"
"Teacher Guo, we won't leave when we come back this time, right?"
The audience was very excited about the appearance of the two people, and the audience immediately heard familiar cheers, which had disappeared in the theater for a long time. Zhang Yiyuan's manager in the box on the second floor was also very moved when he heard the sound that had not been heard again for a long time.
After waiting for more than ten seconds, when the applause and cheers gradually weakened, Guo Dagang then said, "Thank you, thank you for your praise. I took a look at it. The audience was all old audiences and old acquaintances. Everyone was too proud and could not repay you. I could only thank everyone again."
"Wow." Another round of applause.
Guo Dagang: "Everyone knows that something has happened to us recently, and something happened." He pretended to wipe his tears: "My previous partner was unfortunately gone suddenly. In fact, there was no serious illness, just like the third child, AIDS, cancer."
"No, I haven't left, don't talk nonsense, can you? I'm living a good life." Yu Qian quickly stopped him.
"No?" Guo Dagang said in surprise: "Okay, you have the final say, then there is no. Let me change it. I haven't been to the hospital. Now it's late-stage vegetative stage, right?"
Yu Qian was furious: "Can you speak human language? What is the late stage of vegetative humans?"
Guo Dagang disliked: "Oh, why are you so troubled? Okay, let's not mention this, right?" He faced the audience: "Anyway, my previous partner can't come today, and it will be difficult in the future, so I changed my new partner, just the person standing next to me."
Yu Qian: "Okay, I'm still gone."
Guo Dagang pointed at him: "Hey, let's see that our new partner is good, she looks like a big Teddy. In fact, he is also a very famous actor." He pointed at Yu Qian and thought: "Hey, what's your name? Well, it's all casual. Let's be a little casual tonight."
"No, no, you don't have such a thing as you, don't be like me." Yu Qian quickly pointed at himself: "My name is Yu Qian, a crosstalk actor."
Guo Dagang elongated the tone: "I know, I'm joking with you. Yu Qian, who is talking about crosstalk, can anyone not know you? Not knowing you is equivalent to not eating pork before."
"No, can you speak?" Yu Qian shook his head and smiled bitterly.
"Wow." The audience also burst into laughter.
Guo Dagang continued, "You said crosstalk, it's good."
Yu Qian: "This is still like a human word, you have praised it."
Guo Dagang nodded: "Yeah, it's really good, are there any teachers?"
Yu Qian: "Yes, my husband is Shi Fukuan."
"Oh?" Guo Dagang thought: "Your husband is Shi Fukuan, so you are his wife?"
"Wow!" Yu Qian was startled: "Where, what do you think about this generation? You just slept in the same bed with your master!"
Guo Dagang pretended to be frightened and deliberately lowered his voice: "Do you know all this? Who told you?"
"Ho!" Yu Qian said again: "It's really true? Is this really the case?"
"Haha." The audience also laughed out loud.
Guo Dagang continued, "Oh, then I understand. It turns out that I was wrong. The sir is what the master means. Are you his apprentice?"
Yu Qian: "Oh, that's right."
"Tsk." Guo Dagang sucked his teeth: "You are considered a tragic thing with him."
Yu Qian: "Hey, why did I get rid of it?"
Guo Dagang: "Tsk, you've wasted materials."
Yu Qian: "Ha, what materials do I have, me?"
Guo Dagang: "Tsk, it's a waste. If you worship him, you might as well worship me. If you worship me, you have long been a human being!"
Yu Qian: "How do you talk? I'm not a human being yet, so I'm not a human being!"
Guo Dagang asked him: "How old are you this year?"
Yu Qian: "I'm 35."
Guo Dagang thought for a while: "Thirty-five is a bit late. It is said that the prodigal son will not change the gold, why don't you turn back? The prodigal son."
Yu Qian: "Why am I going back?"
Guo Dagang: "Go to me and turn back to me as my teacher, a prodigal son. If you worship me today, we don't care about any form. Just here, just testify to these people. If you kneel down and kowtow three times, I will accept you on the spot. That's it, prodigal son."
Yu Qian was confused: "What? What a prodigal son! You can wait a moment."
Guo Dagang: "Come on, what are you waiting for? I can't wait, hurry up." He bowed to the audience below: "Thank you everyone, thank you for taking the time to attend my apprenticeship ceremony today! Don't leave after you finish your business. I'll ask the new apprentice to kowtow one for you, don't even meet me."
Yu Qiang extended him: "You wait a moment, let's talk about me slapping you!"
Audience: "Wow."
As usual, Guo Dagang first started with a good start to lose his grief at Teacher Yu. After talking for a long time, Guo Dagang then smiled and said, "Actually, it's all jokes above. Teacher Yu is familiar with everyone. We have been working together for several years. It's like my biological friends."
Yu Qian: "Okay, I knew there must be nothing good to say, so I stopped him or her slowly but still didn't stop him."
Audience: "Haha."
Guo Dagang continued to praise him: "Teacher Yu is definitely the backbone of Deyun Club and a figure in the Chinese crosstalk world. The contributions made by Yu and his sons, especially Teacher Yu's fathers, to the art of crosstalk are obvious to all."
Audience: "Wow."
Yu Qian: "Why is it so awkward to hear you? My father is just a father, why are you still here?"
Guo Dagang: "Then look, I'm not talking nonsense. If you don't believe me, just count it."
Guo Dagang turned his fingers: "Martial Artist, archaeologist, ancient Chinese, old Western doctor, gynecologist, chairman of the Eight Hutongs, the cuckold king, who was disturbed by Mr. Hai, the relative of the Mongolian Navy commander, the pedicure of the Tsinghua Pond, the first swordsman, the first swordsman, the first client, the nickname Biaozi, the civil servant who was robbed by pirates on the high seas, who issued a 10 million invoice, the contractor who made the well but changed the chimney, Qinfeng Dengshilang Yu Taigong was in the pot, Mr. Ouyang Qingsong, surnamed Yu, was named Wang Dabao, originally named Yu Deshui, but later he was afraid that the fish would run away, so he found a tank to serve, called Yu Degang, Beijing Eight Master, are these all your fathers?"
Yu Qian
Audience: "Wow!"
To be continued.
Chapter completed!