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Chapter 3. Salty and Wet Old Beans

At the round little dining table, Chen Xiaotang had no appetite for a bowl of lean egg porridge.

Dad Chen Fugui picked up a roast goose leg for him with chopsticks and said, "Why, don't you have an appetite?"

Chen Xiaotang cried and glanced at the cheap mother Li Shuzhen, who was still murderous, and said, "Who can eat this when encountering such a thing?"

Li Shuzhen's eyes turned pale, "What, it means I've done too much?"

Chen Xiaotang hurriedly covered his ears, "No, I didn't mean that----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"That means the food I cook is not what you like?" My mother looked at him sideways.

Chen Xiaotang was alert, "How could it be? I haven't eaten at home for a long time, I miss it so much-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Then why don't you eat?"

Chen Xiaotang tried hard to squeeze out a trace of shame and said, "It's not because of me, I'm ashamed - look at me, I'm so old, but I'll only cause trouble for you! If you don't work hard, you will only be idle and make you suffer. I, wuwu, I'm not a human being! I'm not a bad person! I'm a bastard! I'm a scum! I'm..." He raised his palm and raised it high and gently fell down, slapped his own face.

"Azhen, look, our son has become much more sensible after this!" Chen Fugui came to comfort him.

"Don't be deceived by him! I was born to you, my son, I know how cunning he is!" Li Shuzhen said this, but her complexion on her face improved a lot.

Dad Chen Fugui just smiled foolishly. Perhaps in his mind, no matter how cunning his son is, he is his own seed. How can he not feel sorry for him?

"Mom, are you willing to forgive me?" Chen Xiaotang said with a look of his words.

"I didn't say it." Li Shuzhen picked up a roast goose leg and put it into Chen Xiaotang's bowl.

"Oh, only mothers are good in the world. Children with mothers are like treasures----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Puchi!" Mom Li Shuzhen couldn't help laughing again, but immediately she realized that she had made a mistake and made a majestic gesture, "Do you know you're wrong now?"

"Yeah, I get it."

"Why don't you eat it if you know you're wrong?" My mother glared at him fiercely.

Chen Xiaotang immediately buried his head in the rice. Not to mention, he was really hungry. The roast goose legs tasted good!

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After having dinner and washing up, Chen Xiaotang came to his bedroom--or dog kennel.

I chose, is this someone living in it? Looking at this bedroom that is not much bigger than the toilet, Chen Xiaotang couldn't help but sigh.

There was only a ten-foot-sized place, and there was nothing outside the bed. The bed was filled with miscellaneous things - there was actually a large bag of fragrant rice. I used this place as a restaurant warehouse?!

In addition, there are various photos of beautiful celebrities posted on the walls, but the most are Brigitte Lin and Cherie Chung. Especially Cherie Chung's bikini photo, there are many handprints on her chest and buttocks, and she has obviously been touched many times.

Chen Xiaotang walked towards his bed, but with a bang, he hit his head. It turned out that the roof was too short and touched his head.

"Wow, it hurts so much. It was my ears just now, but now it was my head. Why am I so unlucky?" Chen Xiaotang muttered.

"Hey, Huozi, what are you muttering?" Dad Chen Fugui came in very obscenely.

"Oh, I didn't say anything, I just said it's too small!"

"Hold on, you must not let your mother hear this. She will scold you again if she hears it! If it weren't for you, we wouldn't have lived so much money!" Chen Fugui groped on Chen Xiaotang's bed.

"What are you doing?"

"Look for my stock."

"Inventory? What inventory?"

"You little brat, pretending to be confused with me again! Well, I have it-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

There is a very stylish and sexy woman with her breasts exposed and her breasts are showing off, and she is sexy. The name of the painting magazine is three big characters - "Dragon, Tiger, and Leopard"!

"Dad, you are this------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Shh, whisper, it's amazing to be heard by your mother!" Chen Fugui grabbed his crotch in a very obscene way. "This is an adult magazine, very pleasing to the eye!"

"It's just a woman, what's so good about it!" Chen Xiaotang flipped it casually and threw it to him.

"You don't know this. As the saying goes, watching a beautiful woman every day can increase her life by ten years! I don't have that life. When I look at the old sow on the street, I have to report to your mother, let alone beauty! So I have to watch this thing to comfort my dry heart! As the saying goes, since ancient times, beauty has been so poor in life, so how can the bright moon shine on the ditch!"

"Dad, this poem...you are so talented!" Chen Xiaotang was ashamed. It was hard to make a sentence like this, but it was difficult for this old chef.

"Of course, why do you say that your dad also studied at the Hong Kong St. Fongji Academy?"

"Sheng Fangji Academy?" Chen Xiaotang was stunned, "It seems to be very famous."

"Of course it's famous. Movie stars Bruce Lee and Xu Guanjie both graduated from this middle school. Speaking of which, they are my senior brother and the other are my junior brother." Chen Fugui said proudly, grabbing his crotch.

Needless to say, who Bruce Lee is, the singer Xu Guanjie is now famous throughout Hong Kong. I didn’t expect that my dad has such a "relationship" with them.

"Dad, since you are so capable, why don't you be a star like them?" Chen Xiaotang joked.

"It sounds nice, it's not because of you------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"I-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Why is it not in trouble? If your mother hadn't been pregnant with you at that time, I wouldn't have been forced to drop out of school. I would have married your mother early to start a family and set up a house!"

"Oh, it turns out you got on the bus and then bought a ticket. It's trendy!"

"What are you buying tickets when you get on the bus? What are you talking nonsense? I just couldn't control myself back then. It was windy and rainy. There was no one in the dark night. Your mother was only wearing shorts, so this is the only one----------------------------------------------------------------

Suddenly Chen Fugui woke up, "Boy, you know what you are doing so clearly!" He knocked Chen Xiaotang in his head with the "Dragon, Tiger and Leopard" in his hand, "Remember, don't follow your father's old path. Men must put career first, and don't be greedy for a moment of joy to delay their future for a lifetime! Especially women, beware of them. Since ancient times, heroes have been sad about beauty, and I am a living example of your father!" After saying that, Chen Fugui put the pictorial back on the spot, "Please collect it, I want to go back to report to your mother----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"You always leave, you always kneel down!"

"You are so stupid! You guy, you're so slickering!" Chen Fugui muttered. He wanted to leave, but seemed to remember something again, and turned around and said, "Remember, Huicai, sleep well, don't think about anything, and you'll be fine when you open your eyes tomorrow!" After saying this, he left.

Behind, looking at his slightly hunched back, Chen Xiaotang suddenly felt sour in his heart for some reason.
Chapter completed!
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