110 Jokes are also jokes about you
The sun was shining brightly at noon, and Yuanchen stood in the small square south of Uncle Lao Zhong.
He picked up the fat big orange cat: "Hey, you lazy cat! You have a very smart nose when looking for food. You love eating dried sweet potatoes so much?"
The big orange cat was held in the hand by Yuan Chen, and her limbs were naturally drooping, and she was holding a piece of dried sweet potato in her mouth.
It looks very cute.
The big orange cat dared not open its mouth because the dried sweet potatoes in the mouth would fall off when they opened their mouths. She could only look at Yuan Chen from the corner of her eyes, as if saying: Let go of this cat! You unqualified poop shoveler, do you want to rebel?
Yuan Chen put the big orange cat on the ground, and the latter instantly continued to eat dried sweet potatoes, like a little pig.
At this time, Tian Dazhong heard the voice coming out of the house, naked, with big black shorts, flip-flops - he seemed to have just been sleeping, his eyes were still a little confused.
"Oh, it turns out that it's the young master. I thought it was someone else when I heard the voice."
"Have you just had a nap?"
"Yes, I just lay down. The weather is too hot. If you don't sleep for a while at noon, you won't be able to stop in the afternoon."
"Go back to sleep, I left with the big orange cat."
Yuan Chen walked south with the big orange cat, and the electric car was parked in the shade of the house in the south.
Put the big orange cat in the electric car basket, and put about 10 kilograms of coffee beans in it. Just when Yuan Chen wanted to ride a bike home, he suddenly remembered his wife's instructions - to pick a few tender cucumbers!
"It's so dangerous, I almost forgot my wife's instructions." Yuan Chen clicked on the little nose of the big orange cat in the car basket:
"Big orange cat, please watch the coffee beans here. Don't walk around. I'll pick a few cucumbers and come back!"
“Meow~”
The big orange cat shook his head. It is the dog's responsibility to look at things. Do you treat me as a dog?
"Okay, since you agree, just look at the coffee beans."
Yuan Chen smiled and touched the big furry head of the big orange cat, and then walked into the vegetable field.
The big orange cat squatted in the car basket, looking at Yuan Chen's back, an idea emerged in his heart - if you run away from home!
But in a flash, she shook her big head and threw the idea out of her mind - if she ran away from home, there would be no soft water to drink, which was not cost-effective.
Yuan Chen picked the cucumber and rode the electric bike and returned home quickly. As soon as he opened the door, the little dog Qiuqiu immediately came up happily, shouting in a roar.
"Wow ~"
"Little Qiuqiu is awesome! He will welcome his master back every time! Where is the big yellow dog?" Yuan Chen held the cucumber and coffee beans in his left hand and the big orange cat in his right hand.
He put the cat on the ground, and instantly the little puppy ball rushed towards the big orange cat. He stuck his tongue out and was very happy, just trying to lick the big orange cat.
But the big orange cat is very fast, and I run to the right, jump gently onto the windowsill, and then lie lazily in the sun.
“Meow~”
I feel like I'm about to get moldy and I have to dry it well, first, then my stomach.
"Hmmm~"
The little puppy squatted under the windowsill in a daze, and mist appeared slightly in his big eyes, humming pitifully. He could feel that the big orange cat disliked him, which made him very sad.
"Smack~"
"Come here!"
Xu Xin squatted and clapped her palms, calling out to the little puppy ball.
"Wang~"
The little puppy ran towards Xu Xin happily in an instant, ran to the latter, and asked Xu Xin to caress his hair.
"The big yellow dog should be in the bedroom on the third floor. He is covered in hair and it is very hot in the summer, so he is blowing air conditioning in the bedroom."
"A big yellow dog is blowing the air conditioner? I'll go find him."
Yuan Chen handed Xu Xin the coffee beans and cucumbers, and then went upstairs.
Following the stairs to the third floor, pushing open the empty bedroom door, and air conditioning hit him. He instantly saw the big yellow dog sleeping on the floor, and the latter's claws were pressed on the air conditioner remote control.
The temperature of the air conditioner is "16 degrees", the lowest temperature.
Yuan Chen shouted in an instant: "Baiya, how can you actually adjust the air conditioner temperature? You also set the air conditioner temperature to the lowest level and sleep on the ground? You are such a stupid dog, you are really a sperm!"
"Wang~"
Whoosh~ The big yellow dog was awakened by frightened, and when he saw Yuan Chen's bad expression, he instantly crawled out of the door and disappeared.
Only a few golden dog hairs were left flying in the air.
"This stupid dog is really going against the will of heaven."
Yuan Chen cleaned the room and then lay on the bed and took a nap. When he woke up, he found that the door of the room was slightly closed. The big yellow dog was quietly observing from outside the door that he seemed to want to enter the bedroom very much, but he was afraid that Yuan Chen would beat him up.
Hesitated.
"It's already past two o'clock."
Yuan Chen got up and left the bedroom, yawned and stretched. The big yellow dog noticed that Yuan Chen was not angry with him, so he rushed over and had a fight with Yuan Chen.
When he went downstairs to the kitchen, Yuan Chen was slightly stunned.
There were several cups of coffee on the small table in front of Xu Xin, and the faint aroma of coffee mixed with the aroma of milk drifted out.
"Husband, are you awake? Come and have coffee."
"Is this made of coffee beans from our farm?" Yuan Chen walked closer and picked up a cup of coffee and said.
"Yes, try it, I baked it myself." Xu Xin said expectantly. She was wearing a pink dress, with diamond-studded high-heeled sandals, and seemed to be wearing flesh stockings on her legs.
Yuanchen thinks Xu Xin is very beautiful in everything she wears.
Leaning next to the kitchen sink, he picked up the coffee and sipped it. Yuan Chen said with satisfaction: "The coffee is pretty good to taste. It's very sweet and has a milky aroma and a light aroma of coffee powder."
Xu Xin looked excited and had a smile like a little money-loving face: "I think it's good too! It seems that the coffee beans on our farm are of very good quality, and they will definitely be sold for a lot of money!"
Xu Xin is very interested in making money.
"Uh, cough~"
Yuan Chen didn't know how to tell Xu Xin that the coffee beans on the farm were so bad. His eyes looked out the window and saw the big orange cat, big white cat and fat raccoon, and four fat blue cats lying on the trunk of the orange tree.
The shadows of the trees sway and rustle.
Cats growing on orange trees seem to have become a unique landscape of Yuanjia Farm.
The mother chickens took the little chickens to lie in the pit under the tree. The little chickens were crowded and furry and very cute. The ducks seemed to have all run into the duck circle, and no ducks were seen from Yuan Chen's perspective.
Xu Xin was smart and realized something was wrong in an instant, and smiled and said, "Coffee beans on our farm cannot be sold for a lot of money? The quality is not good? But I feel it is OK."
Yuan Chen took a big sip of coffee, put down the teacup and spread his hands: "It doesn't matter if we both say it. I heard from Sister Gege that the coffee beans on our farm are very bad, and the price may be very low."
"What Sister Ge Ge said? That should be right. They all know how to do it."
Xu Xin smiled first, and two dimples appeared on her pretty face: "I had planned to send some coffee powder to my neighbor Chen's house in the east. Fortunately, I didn't deliver it, otherwise I'm afraid our family will be laughed at by Aunt Chen. Aunt Chen knows coffee."
A hint of gratitude appeared on Xu Xin's pretty face.
Yuan Chen pondered slightly and said, "It's okay, Aunt Chen would joke about you if she would, and she wouldn't joke about me."
Xu Xin instantly gave him a charming look, then stretched out his little hand to pinch him.
She wanted to pinch Yuanchen, but Yuanchen refused to pinch her. The two of them started to laugh and fight in an instant... After a while, they hugged each other and kissed gently.
The big orange cat was a little thirsty and wanted to sneak into the kitchen to drink some water, but when she saw Yuan Chen and Xu Xin hugging each other, she was instantly scared and retreated.
“Meow~”
The big orange cat's face turned slightly red and his expression was distorted. What's this? I'm still hugging each other in broad daylight? How can I drink water when I'm forgetting, go to the third floor to drink!
In the afternoon.
Yuan Dad, Uncle Ma, Sha Zhu, Wu Laoliu and others started catching sheep, cleaning up lamb, picking enoki mushrooms, preparing barbecue grills, etc.
6 pm.
The sky is covered with gorgeous fire clouds.
In the small square to the east of Uncle Ma’s house, the last time the whole lamb party was held, the barbecue racks were placed one by one, and the breeze was blowing, the flames were leaping, and the thorns were skewers were grilled on the barbecue rack.
Golden fat dripped from the lamb.
The oil fell on the scarlet carbon fire, and it was stinging~ the fragrance that instantly drifted into the air became stronger.
"Wow, so many people, are the equipment for the movies installed?"
Yuan Chen and Xu Xin walked out of their homes and walked into the small square of Uncle Ma’s house in the sunset. It was bustling and bustling. The children ran around, some were playing hide-and-seek, some were jumping high, some were playing with windmills, or blowing bubbles with soapy water.
"It's installed, it's just northeast. They said they'll hold it up when it's dark. Now they'll hold it up and are afraid that the children will accidentally crash."
Yin Gen'er came out of the crowd and said with a smile. He was holding a windmill folded from paper in his hand. He pushed the windmill forward and turned it buzzed.
I don’t know whose windmill Yin Gener robbed.
Chapter completed!