Chapter 913 Shooting and sneezing
"Is this? You are the chief of staff, can you still not know? Isn't it just three points and one line, you can see the bull's eye, aim consciously, and shoot unconsciously!" Zhang Shan looked at Zhou Zhandong and asked him about his shooting experience. He was so arrogant that he said the key points of shooting that everyone knew.
"Hey, Lao Zhang! What are you doing when you say this? Who doesn't know this? I want you to teach you some of your own shooting experience!"
Zhou Zhandong looked at Zhang Shan now, and wanted to know how he did it himself. After all, Zhang Shan has never heard of his rifle shooting very accurately!
"My own feeling! That is to be calm. You must be serious and calm, then you can aim! If you just want to achieve good results and cannot calm your heart, how can you perform well!"
In fact, Zhang Shan himself had no experience, so he just shot him in his own way. It can be said that his shot was just a chance.
"Okay, I'll try shooting as you said." Zhou Zhandong calmed down after hearing Zhang Shan's words. He also fired a second shot.
Maybe it was him who really learned from Zhang Shan’s experience! This time Zhou Zhandong actually played the Eighth Ring Road.
"Oh! Isn't it good? Do you think it's fast! You've made progress in this moment!" Zhang Shan felt very strange when he saw Zhou Zhandong hit the eighth ring. Thinking, this man just played the sixth ring just now. Why did he make progress in an instant!
"Thank you for this! I did what you said! I didn't expect that this would be really good!" Zhou Zhandong heard Zhang Shan's words and felt that he was really following what Zhang Shan said just now. That is, he was as calm as water, so he could achieve good results.
"Bang!" Just as Zhang Shan and Zhou Zhandong were still joking, Huang Lianpeng next to him also fired another shot.
Now Huang Lianpeng, Zhou Zhandong and Zhang Shan saw the target reporter using a long benchmark and drawing a cross at the center of the target. This is the ten-ring sign movement!
"Ten rings! Ten rings! Haha, I got one ten ring!" Huang Lianpeng laughed out loud now because he actually got one ten rings. This was too unexpected!
"Oh! Huang Lianpeng, what's wrong with you? You just played the sixth ring, why did you play a tenth ring at once?" Zhou Zhandong originally thought that he played an eighth ring, which was already good. But he didn't expect that Huang Lianpeng could actually play a tenth ring. This made his previous score flood the Huang Lianpeng's scores.
"What's wrong with this? Am I a sharpshooter? Yesterday, didn't I already play excellent? Among our cadres, I was the only one who played excellent results! I just played a six-ring game just now, but it was just because I haven't found the feeling. If I have a feeling, of course I can play better."
Huang Lianpeng is very awesome now. He actually said that he has the highest level of live-fire shooting among these cadres. No one can beat excellently, he is the only one who can do this.
"Oh! Huang Lianpeng, you're so hungry when you say you're fat! You've got a ten-ring ring, so what's wrong? You've got a good luck. I've just got a eight-ring ring first. You took advantage of my luck. So, you've got a ten-ring ring. You have to thank me! It's my good luck that ran to you!"
When Zhou Zhandong saw that Huang Lianpeng had actually scored a ten-ring ring, he was very puzzled. He didn't understand how Huang Lianpeng could achieve such a good result. That was unique among the cadres of the agency.
"Haha! Okay, it's your Chief of Staff's good luck that came to me. OK! I'm using your luck to achieve good results. Is this okay? Since you have such good luck, you can also play a ten-ring!" Huang Lianpeng was a little angry when he saw Zhou Zhandong laughing at him. Of course, he also spoke in a bad way.
"Hmph, what's wrong with this? Look at me. I'll give you a ten ring too." Zhou Zhandong was a little dissatisfied. He thought just now that he would have been good to get an eight ring by himself. But he didn't expect that Huang Lianpeng would surpass him again. This made him a little unhappy. He wanted to get a ten ring by himself. It would be a bit glorious.
"Bang!" Zhou Zhandong said this, but aimed and fired another shot.
Zhou Zhandong felt that this shot would be better. After all, he had already had experience just now. What did he think? This time he didn't say he would hit a ten ring, so he should hit a nine ring!
But this result was much beyond Zhou Zhandong's expectations. Not only did it beyond Zhou Zhandong's expectations, but it was also beyond Huang Lianpeng and Zhang Shan's expectations!
Just after Zhou Zhandong fired his gun, Zhang Shan and Huang Lianpeng of course looked at his achievements with Zhou Zhandong.
Now all three of them think that Zhou Zhandong had just shot an eighth ring. This time he had to make a nine-ring ring! After all, he already had the feeling of shooting! This is how the target shooting is. Once you find the feeling, you will be better than the one shot.
But the shooting results reported by the target player made Zhou Zhandong a little amused and surprised Huang Lianpeng and Zhang Shan a little.
Now all three of them saw that the target reporter actually used a long benchmark to draw a large circle on Zhou Zhandong's target.
This is the sign of zero rings, which means that Zhou Zhandong not only did not achieve good results just now. He actually off the target. He just played a zero ring and had no results at all.
"Ah! This - how is this possible! I aimed quite accurately just now! Why did I off the target?" Zhou Zhandong saw that he had not only failed to achieve good results, but actually off the target. He was extremely surprised.
"Hey, Chief of Staff! What's wrong with this! How can you make a zero ring? Did the target reporter make a mistake? Otherwise, let me ask the target reporter to see if he is asleep. If he doesn't see clearly, he will draw circles on the target randomly!"
Huang Lianpeng was so happy when he saw that Zhou Zhandong had just beaten a zero egg. Of course, this was beyond his expectations. He did not expect that Zhou Zhandong could beat a zero ring. After all, this was a rare achievement.
This target shooting should be said to be a relatively easy military mission to complete. Regardless of whether you have experience or not, there are sightseeing stars on this rifle. As long as you fight according to the key points of the action, you have to hit the fifth and sixth rings.
Even if you play the second or third ring, you rarely get off the target. After all, the sight of the rifle is very scientific. As long as you aim, it is impossible to get off the target.
But now Zhou Zhandong actually had a zero ring. This surprised Zhang Shan and Huang Lianpeng. Of course, they were quite happy. After all, Zhandong had a zero ring this week, so they were probably better than Zhandong this week.
"Hey, I was sneezing when I was shooting just now! So I was off the target! People reported the target, it was impossible for me to report the error. You don't need to ask." Although Zhou Zhandong knew that Huang Lianpeng was also joking with him, he could only say that the target was not reported the error. After all, he knew that he had not done it just now. That might be because when he shot, he seemed to feel a little itchy in his nostrils. So at the same time the gun was fired, he might also sneezed.
"Haha! So that's it! No wonder you didn't shoot well, Chief of Staff. If you fired a shot at your nostril, of course the gun in your hand wouldn't be good!" Huang Lianpeng burst into laughter when he heard Zhou Zhandong's words. Regardless, what Zhou Zhandong said this is true. Anyway, it is of course very funny to say such things.
"Yes! I--I'm not sneezing because of a sneeze. Otherwise, how could I have a zero ring? Is this impossible? Don't say that I am a veteran who has been a soldier for twenty years. That's a new recruit. Is it impossible to have a zero ring?"
Zhou Zhandong thought about it now, but he still felt that he had not done it just now. That was because he sneeze, after all, this was his true feeling in his heart.
"Okay. Chief of Staff, you're done with the fight. It's up to me. You two will take a look at my grades and I'll give you another ten rings." Huang Lianpeng is very awesome now. He just wants to give another ten rings and enjoy a glory!
"Okay, it depends on you now. Then you can perform another ten ring for us to see!" Zhou Zhandong saw that he had not played well, and he just played a zero ring, so he wanted to see Huang Lianpeng's joke. He thought, no matter what, even if Huang Lianpeng did not leave the target, if he played a fifth ring or a sixth ring, he could laugh at him. After all, he had just played a ten ring just now, and this time, as long as he did not achieve good results, he could laugh at him.
"Bang!" Just as Zhou Zhandong and Huang Lianpeng were still joking, Zhang Shan fired another shot.
Zhang Shan is also very confident now. Thinking that he had just played a nine ring just now. Now he has to play a seven ring and eight ring. Maybe he also got a ten ring! After all, he was the first to achieve good results. But now Huang Lianpeng actually played a full ring. Then he was a little dissatisfied.
"Oh! Lao Zhang fired the gun first! Let's take a look at other people's results first!" Huang Lianpeng originally wanted to start aiming, but now as soon as he aimed, he heard a "bang". He saw that Lao Zhang fired the gun. Then he put down his gun and began to watch Zhang Shan's results with Zhou Zhandong.
Zhang Shan was very confident now. I thought that if he didn't hit a ten ring this time, he would have to hit a nine ring.
Now Zhang Shan, Zhou Zhandong and Huang Lianpeng are staring at Zhang Shan’s target, wanting to see what kind of results the target reporter can report.
"Ah, is it a ring? This---how is this possible! How could I achieve such a result!" Zhang Shan saw that the target reporter just took the benchmark and drew a vertical line from top to bottom on one side of the target. He knew that this was the sign of a ring, which means that his shot was just one ring.
"Hey! Lao Zhang! What's wrong with you? Is this target reporter wrong? How could you just call one ring? Do you want it? Let me ask the target reporter!" Huang Lianpeng saw that Zhang Shan had only called one ring, so he was even happier. He said again what Zhou Zhandong had said just now.
"Ah, I understand. I sneeze while shooting just now! Otherwise, how could I achieve such a bad result! I just shot Nine Rings!" Zhang Shan looked at him now, and Huang Lianpeng came to laugh at him again, so he had no choice but to say what Zhou Zhandong had just said again.
"Hey! Lao Zhang! Are you blaming me for sneezing for infecting you? You just didn't do it yourself. How could you say you were sneezing?" Zhou Zhandong was a little unhappy when he heard Zhang Shan's words. After all, Zhang Shan's words were not clear and said that it was because Zhou Zhandong sneezing. So, he sneezed too!
"Hey! Chief of Staff, I didn't say that! I didn't say that you were contagious to me! But sneezing is not a normal thing? Who can't sneeze? Are you only allowed to sneeze? Don't sneeze? "When Lao Zhang heard Zhou Zhandong's words, he began to object. In fact, Lao Zhang was just hearing Zhou Zhandong's words that it was because of sneezing. He didn't sneeze well. He couldn't find any steps at that time. So he had to 'plagiarize' Zhou Zhandong's words.
"Okay, I won't talk about you anymore. Even if you just sneeze, did you happen to sneeze? So you didn't sneeze anymore. However, I want to solemnly announce that the sentence "The shooting was not done because it happened to sneeze when the shooting happened to sneeze." This sentence is my 'original'. No one is allowed to say this again in the future. You both listen. I am your leader, so you must listen to me."
When Zhou Zhandong saw Zhang Shan, he also learned to speak. He said he sneezed when he shot. Then he would forbid others to say this again in the future.
"Haha! OK. OK, the copyright of "sneezing" is yours. After a while, the shooting assessment is over, you go to the publishing house and publish this sentence!" Zhang Shan saw that Zhou Zhandong was using power to suppress others, so he laughed at Zhou Zhandong again. After all, he and Zhou Zhandong were good friends. Of course, they said whatever they wanted.
"Well! Not bad, thank you for your reminder. After the shooting is over, I will go back to write a book. I want to write a book called "Sneezing" and it will definitely be very popular." Zhou Zhandong is also joking with Zhang Shan now.
"Haha! Well, I wish the Chief of Staff's new book a big fire." Zhang Shan also started to laugh.
"Bang!" Just as Zhang Shan and Zhou Zhandong were still joking, Huang Lianpeng fired another shot.
Huang Lianpeng was so excited just now. When he saw that Zhang Shan and Zhou Zhandong had not fought well. This time, he must have a glory. One of them is zero eggs and the other is a ring. If he doesn't fight casually, he will be better than them.
Huang Lianpeng was very happy, but he was secretly happy in his heart. However, he didn't say anything on the surface. He also thought that Zhang Shan and Zhou Zhandong were not hearing what he was joking. He was just aiming seriously.
Now that he has finished the fight, he is very confident. He just thought that if he doesn’t hit ten rings, he will have to hit nine rings. If he doesn’t do much, he will have to hit eight rings!
"Oh! Director Huang is shooting again! Let's take a look at his results!" Zhou Zhandong saw that Huang Lianpeng was shooting again, and he stopped joking with Zhang Shan. He wanted to see what Huang Lianpeng's third shot looked like.
Now the three of them are all staring at the target of Huang Lianpeng.
"Ah, I only had a second ring! How is this possible? Damn, is this the target reporter reported the wrong report? This is impossible! I--is such a 'two'!" Huang Lianpeng saw the target reporter's report results, his face, which was still smiling just now. Now it suddenly froze.
"Haha! Director Huang, are you playing well? You played better than both of us! You actually played the second ring road! It seems that we have made a lot of progress!" Zhang Shan laughed when he saw Huang Lianpeng's results.
"What are you laughing at? What's wrong with my second ring? That's better than the first ring and the zero ring!" Although Huang Lianpeng was very disappointed, he still looked dissatisfied. Now when he heard Zhang Shan's words, he shamelessly said that his grades were better than those of them.
"Haha! Huang Lianpeng, you didn't sneeze when you shot, right! Don't say that now. I've already solemnly declared it just now. The 'shot and sneeze' is my copyright. No one is allowed to say this again in the future."
Zhou Zhandong was so happy when he saw that Huang Lianpeng had just hit the second ring. But he knew that Huang Lianpeng might also say that he sneezed when shooting, so he didn't get it well. After all, Zhang Shan had plagiarized Zhou Zhandong's words just now.
"I---I--I didn't sneeze. Chief of Staff! Don't worry, I didn't plagiarize yours. I didn't sneeze, I just 'yawned'. Haha---" Huang Lianpeng now heard Zhou Zhandong's words, he really didn't know how to make a move for himself. After all, he didn't sneeze well. If Zhou Zhandong didn't say just now, the copyright of the 'sneeze' was his. Huang Lianpeng might have said that. Anyway, Zhou Zhandong and Zhang Shan both said that. Then why didn't he say that too!
But now Zhou Zhandong has purchased the copyright of "sneezing" and then he, Huang Lianpeng, can't say that anymore. If he says it again, it would be "copyright infringement".
Chapter completed!