Chapter 279
"Is Erina angry at me?" Ji Kong looked confused: "Why did she be angry at me? I didn't mess with her? By the way, why did you say I am a beast? How could I be such a gentleman person?"
"Ah! You dare to lie in front of me!"
Alice Nakiri screamed, as if she felt her voice was a little louder, and immediately lowered her voice and said, "Tell yourself, what did you do this afternoon?"
"What I did has nothing to do with you, right?" Ji Kong said angrily: "Anyway, I'm very sure, at least I didn't do anything that makes people angry."
"It's time for you to be quibbling. You've spread your story all over the Weibo and post bars!"
"So you have to tell me what's going on, I'm confused now."
Ji Kong was speechless about this girl who always likes to be emotional and even has a childish temper. After talking for a long time, he just stopped getting to the point.
"Isn't that man who said 'Can I let me see you fat', isn't you Ji Jun?"
"Uh..." Ji Kong was stunned for a second or two, and then said in a lost voice: "Why does this kind of thing spread to Weibo?"
"Ah, it seems that this matter is true?"
Alice Nakiri said angrily on the other side of the phone: "Ji Jun, you are so hungry. You can even do that kind of tough woman! Even if you are too hungry and thirsty, you can still find Erina to ask for it... No, you should ask me for it. Erina is so arrogant, even if she is willing to let it go, she will never take out her fat ci!"
"Then what you mean is that if I ask you for it, you will give me your fat ci?" Ji Kong said angrily.
"Ji Jun, are you harassed me?" Alice Nakiri said in an incredible tone: "If Erina married you, I will be your sister-in-law. You actually know bad ideas about your sister-in-law!"
Ji Kong: "..."
It seems that in our China, there is a saying that half of my sister-in-law's butt is my brother-in-law's... So it seems that it is normal for men to have ideas about their sister-in-law...
No, what am I thinking about!
Ji Kong shook his head, threw some unhealthy thoughts out of his mind, and said with a wry smile: "Why do you always think Erina likes me? I obviously think she hates me more, don't you?"
"So that's just that you think, as someone who often stays around Erina, you can clearly feel that since she came back that day, Erina's whole body has changed a lot. She used to be unwilling to pay attention to me. Now I spend the night at her house every day, and she doesn't say anything about me... And what else can make people change so much besides the power of love?"
Ji Kong was about to refute her and told her that in addition to love, family affection and some major events can also change a person's personality.
But at this moment, Alice Nakiri said mysteriously: "I mean, as long as you ask me, I can help you get Erina's fat ci, and it's original..."
"Well……"
Ji Kong was stunned for a moment and was about to answer when he suddenly heard a "bang" sound from the phone, as if Alice Nakiri was hit hard!
Then she heard her shouting, "I was wrong, don't hit me! Ah! If you still hit me, don't blame me for being rude!"
Next, there was a crackling sound, and the two girls seemed to be fighting together, and there was still such a sound during this period:
"Well... Alice, how could you pinch me there!"
"Erina, didn't you slap my ass just now?"
"Ah! Don't..."
"Hehe, Erina, call louder, let your beloved Ji Jun listen carefully... Ji Jun, I will tell you a secret. Erina not only has her tongue, but also her body is also a super sensitive type!"
"Asshole Alice, you're dead!"
"Ah, Erina, you actually have the strength..."
Next, the phone was filled with all kinds of girls and gentle chants. Poor Ji Kong, a innocent little virgin, blushed and hurriedly hung up the phone.
What are these two women doing?!
Ji Kong took a few breaths of hard breaths, and at the same time, he silently recited Sister Feng and Sister Furong several times in his heart before pressing down the flame.
But then again, although Alice Nakiri is very unreliable, she does provide herself with very useful information.
Thinking of this, Ji Kong quickly logged into the post bar and wanted to see what was going on.
No need to search carefully. As soon as you log in to "Sword Art Online", Ji Kong found a post that was artificially topped at the top of the homepage.
[Teacher Kong is so arrogant that he asks the city sumo wrestling champion for fat ci, there are pictures and the truth.]
Seeing this title, Ji Kong's heart trembled and clicked in and saw that it was indeed the incident he had in the afternoon that was exposed.
After browsing the content of the post, Ji Kong realized that someone happened to take a photo of this scene, and then spread it online as a joke, but accidentally saw it by a Ji Kong fan, so it spread like this.
After looking down on the reply to the post, Ji Kong breathed a sigh of relief.
"No matter how you look at it, Teacher Kong was messed up playing games, right? I have seen Teacher Kong's real girlfriend. She was a girl with long light yellow hair and delicate and cute like a doll. She was always there for Teacher Kong's signing meeting... With such a girlfriend, how could Teacher Kong fall in love with that sumo champion?"
"I have encountered such a thing, once I lost playing games, the bad friends actually asked me to hold the telephone pole and shout at the small advertisement above, 'Haha, Chinese old Chinese doctor! My illness is saved!'"
"I'm even more cruel than you. My bad friends actually asked me to lift the girl's skirt!"
In the whole post, almost no one thinks that Ji Kong is deliberately harassed. On the one hand, the appearance of the sumo wrestling champion is really not satisfactory, and on the other hand, Japan is making jokes about this. The lower limit is indeed relatively low. Regardless of past or present life, Ji Kong can always see some speechless programs on Japanese TV stations.
Therefore, except for a few posts, everyone was discussing how they were being mad. The whole post seemed to have become a miserable conference, and the atmosphere was full of joy.
It seems that you don't need to worry about anything.
Ji Kong breathed a sigh of relief, and then went to Weibo to check it out, and there was no big storm.
After thinking about it, he simply uploaded some of the photos he took this afternoon, wrote a blog post, and talked about his own travel experience today, which can be regarded as an interaction with fans.
Chapter completed!