Chapter 447 Start in three years, the highest death penalty!
Although he wanted to challenge his sister, Ji Kong thought for a long time and found that he had no idea about it.
Poor Ji Kong, even though he already has a girlfriend and has become a real person, is still innocent in how to guide girls, just like the little white flower in the flower bed downstairs.
"Let's check it online."
Ji Kong thought for a while, took out his mobile phone, opened Qiandu search engine, and entered the eight words "How to guide a girl".
The search results came out soon.
The results shown in the first article are as follows:
"Date with him, make him shy, and then kiss him."
What the hell is this? No matter how you want to guide a girl, it won’t be so smooth, right? How did you develop from a strange relationship to being able to date? Isn’t it the most difficult time?
If you can go on a date, your favorability has reached at least 70. Isn’t it easy to work hard to kiss or something?
Ji Kong complained in his heart, but he suddenly realized something was wrong!
Dizzy! What the hell is kissing? I just want to be a good brother, not to go to German orthopedics!
After thinking about it carefully, Ji Kong found that there was something wrong with his search posture.
"How to guide a girl" or something, no matter who sees it, you will think you want to guide a girl and develop into a couple, right?
So after deleting the previous search content, I re-entered it: "How to guide my sister."
The search results still came out quickly, and it was a link to a post bar.
As a result, Ji Kong almost vomited blood when he saw the answer from the second floor.
"Before talking about how to guide your sister, please allow me to say something first, buddy, stay rational! Even if your sister finally agrees, you will be 'bang' and will be criticized and rolled by society; if your sister does not agree, it is a forced 'bang', starting in three years, the highest death penalty!"
"So I'm not going to German orthopedics! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻"
Ji Kong almost smashed his phone directly to the ground. After taking a few breaths, he gave up his plan to continue searching online.
After all, in today's society where material desires are rampant and people's hearts are dangerous, everyone seems to be even more excited when they mention their sisters. What they think of is no longer warmth and family affection, but German orthopedics and fucking sisters.
There are fewer and fewer people as pure as myself.
Ji Kong sighed and decided not to seek help online, but to rely on the theoretical knowledge in his mind to guide his sister.
This is also impossible. After all, judging from the current situation, my grandfather is planning to take care of Lihua for a long time. He has told Ji Kong that she is going to high school here, so she must establish a good relationship between them.
I have been so cold and cold that everyone is usually embarrassed to get along with each other and doesn’t feel like family at all.
The silver-haired girl, the three-nothing girl obviously knows nothing about human relationships and worldly ways, so she can only take the initiative.
First of all, there should be a common topic. If you can have a topic that everyone is interested in, even if you play the three no-nos, you should have more words, right?
Ji Kong thought about this in his heart, and walked quietly behind Li Huazu, ready to see what she was playing.
Ji Kong still has some understanding of computer entertainment. Whether it is games, animation, songs, movies, or even online shopping, he has some knowledge.
Generally speaking, girls only have these purposes for playing computers?
Speaking of which, the computer that you play is really big... Although it is a laptop, it is not thin at all. On the contrary, it is very thick. It is at least two top graphics cards inside. Its performance is more than 90% of high-end computers.
However, the price is definitely amazing that ordinary people cannot imagine. For example, a laptop that abandons the lightweight characteristics of a laptop but cannot compete with desktop computers of the same price, except for those who are really not short of money, no one will buy it. Unexpectedly, there is one.
Is she addicted to a high-end game?
Ji Kong was thinking this in his heart, but when he saw Li Huasou's computer screen, he was stunned.
What's going on with that string of code?
I know all the letters above, but after they are combined together, why don’t they recognize any of them?
"Zou, what are you doing?"
Ji Kong couldn't help asking.
"Writing a program."
It turns out that my sister is still a program.
Ji Kong thought in a little amazement, and then he heard her continue indifferently: "I just received a commission to attack a Japanese place called "Puli Li Li Tie Bar, but I didn't expect the defense to be unexpectedly tough."
It turned out that he also worked as a part-time hacker.
Ji Kong had just had this idea in his heart, and suddenly realized something was wrong, "Wait, let's talk about it?"
Li Huazu did not answer and nodded softly.
"Wait! This is your brother's website!"
This time Ji Kong really couldn't help but shout out loud.
Ji Kong never expected that such an erratic incident would happen. His sister attacked his website. This really caused a flood to rush the Dragon King Temple...
Fortunately, he still gave him face when he left. When he heard that the website belonged to him, he decisively gave up and continued to attack.
But then again, the person who is responsible for maintaining the stability of the post bar is Ryunosuke Akasaka who is always squatting in front of the computer at any time.
If you can compete with such a genius for so many rounds, your sister is a genius even in computers!
In addition to her outstanding military power, it is not an exaggeration to say that she is both civil and military.
Why do I feel that my two sisters seem to be geniuses, but I am just mediocre...
Ji Kong sighed, but since time traveling, he has seen more geniuses, so he would not feel unbalanced.
After looking at it, it was getting late, Ji Kong said to Lihua: "It's almost time to eat. What do you want to eat in the evening?"
"Mapo Tofu!" Li Huazu said without hesitation.
"This is simple, I'll go out and buy it now."
Ji Kong nodded. Although he could order takeaway, he always felt that his mood was a little depressed now, so he might as well go out and change his mood a little.
"Just stay at home, don't walk around."
After Ji Kong gave a message, he pushed open the door and walked out.
...
"I have been patronized, a total of 1,200 yen."
After paying, Ji Kong walked out of the food shop with a box of fried pork with green peppers and a box of Mapo tofu.
However, just as he lifted the curtain covering the door, a familiar figure suddenly walked past him.
"Why did she show up here?!!"
After a slight stunned, Ji Kong couldn't help but roar in his heart.
After thinking about it, I decided to set the rhythm according to the afterlife world in the anime, namely Battle Angel + Program Yuan.
Chapter completed!