Chapter 1067 I'm calling you to mess with you!
(The previous text is wrongly written as Brazil, changed)
The network speed is not as fast as Silicon Valley, but it was slightly stuck for two or three seconds, which is acceptable.
When Han Xuan saw the contents clearly, his expression gradually became weird.
Cuba has just connected to the Internet this year, and it is later than China, which shows how much the United States hates this country.
Cuba does not have a perfect Internet environment and the domestic network is almost blank, so a large number of Cubans have recently gone to American websites.
Logically speaking, those who can speak English should be Cuban intellectuals, and their official language is Spanish.
But it is such an intellectual who recently wrote ridiculous remarks and was topped by enthusiastic netizens on the hot search headlines of the destiny browser this month.
The guy who claimed to be a member of the Cuban parliament wrote in a forum: "The United States dares to fight Brazil 100%.
If, I mean, if one day, the United States suddenly attacks Cuba over its own strength and is defeated by us Cuba, and signs an agreement with the United States as a winner, one of which will definitely allow the United States to cede some territory to us.
I think it's better to have Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi and Florida, Alabama, Georgia.
In addition, the beautiful Hawaii must be taken down.
Sign good agreements to divide them permanently to us Cuba, and set up troops on the border to prevent the United States from counterattacking.”
Han Xuan's eyebrows gradually raised up and suddenly burst into laughter!
Nowadays, the United States' military power is not the best in the world, but at least it is among the top three. He can't figure out where this Cuban got the confidence and said that he would let the United States ced its territory.
This is not the most funny thing, what’s even more funny is the more than 700,000 replies from American netizens below.
The first floor reads: "Is it good to have some backbone? Why don't you accept the entire United States!"
The second floor reads: "I found that the point of this sentence is that Cubans even want Alabama, just don't want Louisiana.
We people in Louisiana are asking you to mess with you!
With oil and natural gas resources so abundant and minerals, I protest this obvious geographical discrimination!”
The downstairs then replied: "I am really convinced by the blessings and hardships that I have to go around Louisiana."
"The Cubans may have underestimated the combat effectiveness of our Hawaii residents, and our combat effectiveness is as beautiful as the scenery!"
This sentence was obviously written by residents of Hawaii State.
Han Xuan then pulled down again and found a Tennessee native who wrote: "Sure enough, we don't want us Tennessee. This place is completely unattended, sad.
Our Tennessee is located in the heart of the United States and can be used as a springboard to capture the entire American continent. Do you don’t know this common sense?
Damn Cubans, obviously, are regional discrimination.”
"It doesn't even want our New Mexico! Our chicken rolls are delicious too!"
"I don't even look down on New York, I don't even look down on New York."
There are also some Cuban remarks, such as the one Han Xuan was reading, who wrote:
"It's different from the United States that had to assassinate our leaders all day and capture Cuba.
Even if we win, we cannot bully the United States. Cuba's territory is already very large and it is difficult to manage so much land."
Another wrote: "Where are you dreaming?"
What you said obviously has no confidence in Cuba.
The Cuban system is very superior. Americans can appreciate our superiority and will naturally be assimilated in the future and achieve peaceful occupation.
If you always want to capture it, you have no confidence in your country!"
Han Xuan covered his stomach and laughed loudly. He had a very high laugh point, but he couldn't help seeing this!
Secretary Dawson walked in when he heard the voice and asked him happily: "Boss, what interesting thing has happened to you?"
I prepared milk for you. The fresh milk I bought just now, but it was not produced by your ranch..."
"No, it's just a comment from some netizens. I found that they are very talented, so you can come and have a look.
I didn’t expect that the Internet activity is already so high. It seems that when facing all netizens’ public accounts, you have to get them out as soon as possible.”
Han Xuan gave up his seat and waved. Dawson walked over to see the comments and was also happy, saying, "What is the public account?"
"It's similar to the O personal homepage, but now it can only be viewed by friends, and the official account can be followed by everyone around the world.
For example, if I open an account, as long as I follow me, I can see the messages I send.
When the next time I upgrade my personal homepage, try adding this feature, or create another new software."
Han Xuan opened his homepage again and found that under the message of giving cats just now, there were several more replies. He did not have the energy to take care of so many cats, and cats are animals that need people's concerns. It would be better to find a owner who likes them than to stay by his side.
Mr. Joseph, who was former assistant and now an executive in the convenience store department, wrote: "I want a Ragdoll Cat."
My wife is about to celebrate her birthday, and she just happened to give this to her. Thank you very much."
"So what color do I want a Persian cat?" This comment was left by American sweetheart Jennifer Aniston.
Then Executive Anthony's daughter replied: "Okay, I adopt the Scottish Folding Cat."
Han, when will you come to my house to play again?"
Prince William said: "The court etiquette officer definitely won't let me raise cats, but I like it very much, what should I do..."
These replies are all fine, but when Han Xuan saw the next comment, he was speechless.
The person who left the message was Princess Diana. She was bored and surfing the Internet, writing: "William! Look at the time yourself! It's time for you to go to bed!"
"Okay mom, I'll sleep now"
Poor Prince William was caught by his mother on the Internet. Han Xuan sighed when he saw this and could only watch silently for him.
The new French President Jacques Chirac, who met in Paris, took a state visit to the United States after six months of taking office.
Last year, when he visited Silicon Valley, Han Xuan went to accompany him. When he was demonstrating, the two exchanged accounts and added friends.
This ten thousand-year-old invisible diving party, unexpectedly, was still using that account, and suddenly scammered the zombie tonight and left a sentence: "Good evening for Princess Diana.
Who are the other people? I don’t know them. Keep the Norwegian forest cat for me. I believe my daughter will like it.
Han Xuan, I heard from the news that you slept at the Federal Reserve meeting today and did a pretty job!”
“…”
Han Xuan was defeated.
The names in his friend list can scare ordinary people to death, and even President Clinton's daughter is his friend.
Replies one by one, the five cats were all set up, and stretched to Dawson and said, "Tell them the information and send them the cats over.
It's getting late, I'm going to take a shower. Is there a bathtub?
...Forget it, it may not be clean, so I'd better just do it.
I've been sleeping full during the day and am in good spirits now. I guess I may suffer from insomnia."
Secretary Dawson held a small notebook and sat in front of the computer to record which cat should be given to whom.
At this moment, I raised my head and replied: "I can just process the company's documents. There are more than 20 pending information in your email address."
"Um"
Han Xuan stood there for a while after hearing this, deliberately dozing off and walking out, saying, "It's already very late today, I think I'd better go to bed. Let's say good night tomorrow."
Secretary Dawson was speechless for a moment (~^~)
Chapter completed!