Eight hundred and twentieth nine chapters: Peter's jokes
In the steel jungle, Peter, wearing Spider-Man uniform, looked at the virtual interface in front of him with helpless eyes that only he could see. With a glance left and right, he found the rooftop of a building.
The spider silk in his hand swung, and the whole person jumped high and then landed steadily on this rooftop.
Sitting down on the edge of the rooftop, Peter said helplessly: "Okay, I'll tell you a story that happened when I was in elementary school."
There were cheers in the live broadcast room.
Ding Yi was also curious at this time, intending to listen to what kind of jokes Peter could say, but it attracted these viewers to just listen to jokes, not to watch anything else.
"That happened when I was in the fifth grade of elementary school, but because it was so impressive, I still remember it clearly."
He obviously looked reluctant before, but Peter himself enjoyed it when he started talking.
"At that time, we released a very popular online game here. The game was still in the testing stage. I was lucky enough to get a test activation code. At that time, I was so excited that I didn't even bother to have lunch and ran to play the game. For this reason, my uncle was taught a lesson. Of course, this is off-topic. What I really want to talk about is my experience in the game."
The audience listened carefully, and no one posted a barrage for a while.
"It was two weeks after I played that game. I was playing the Panda Warrior profession among orcs. That day I was running a mission in a main city in the game [Scanocheng]. Because it was a test area, there were only a few hundred players in the whole game. It was midnight and the entire [Scanocheng] was like a ghost town, with no trace of a person."
There are boring people in the barrage area who send barrage:
"How could there be half a shadow, haha~!"
As soon as I posted it, I was scolded by a group of audiences who listened carefully to jokes and didn't want to be disturbed, and I never dared to talk nonsense again.
Peter looked at the besieged buddy, and there was an unscrupulous smile on his face under the mask, and then continued to talk.
"I was just passing by the dock at that time. At this time, I saw someone talking nearby in the chat bar in the lower left corner. This scared me because I didn't see anyone nearby at that time. In addition, it was midnight again, so I was relatively brave at that time and almost thought I was hitting a ghost."
You are not very brave now, and Ding Yi laughed when he heard this.
"I couldn't find the person talking around, so I could only send a sentence nearby and ask him where he was, but he really replied to me."
Barrage area:
"Where is he? Could it be in heaven?"
"Maybe it's stuck underground. I've heard of this kind of game. It's normal for some bugs in the testing stage."
"He is behind you and let you look back, haha~!"
Looking at the barrage above, Peter simply took off his mask. Anyway, it was late at night and there was no one here, so he was not afraid of being seen by others.
"It's really true. I thought about the situation that the brother just said, and I was really afraid that he would say to me, 'I'm behind you, look back', but fortunately he didn't say that."
"Didn't I just say that I happened to pass a dock at that time. There was a blocked wall next to the dock, and some goods were piled up there. The guy who called me nearby was inside one of the piles of goods. It was in a triangle area. There was a pile of high goods in front of two walls with a 90-degree angle. The guy was stuck inside."
Peter said, and he couldn't help laughing.
"At that time, the guy told me that he accidentally fell in when he jumped from above, but as soon as he entered, he found that he couldn't get out. The piles of goods were higher than his characters, and the jumping height of the characters in this game was only half the height of the characters at most, so he couldn't jump out. In addition, there was no skill in returning to the city in that game. Returning to the city requires a thing called [Return to the City Volume]. The thing was very scarce during the test stage, and the guy didn't carry it, so he got stuck there for several hours."
In the barrage area:
"Is suicide not okay? Will suicide return to the resurrection site if you commit suicide? I remember it should be like this?"
"If you can commit suicide, how could you get stuck for a few hours? Please use your brain to think about it, okay?"
"The brain is a good thing, but unfortunately he doesn't, haha~!"
When Peter saw these barrage, he responded: "I asked him at that time, and the buddy said he had thought about everything and even contacted the customer service, but he still couldn't get out. Moreover, I was the only player he met in the past few hours."
Speaking of this, Peter suddenly raised his eyebrows with a proud look on his face and said with a smile: "Dear friends, the most important thing is here. At that time, I happened to have a scroll back to the city. Do you think it's a coincidence?"
There happened to be one?
Wasn't that matter solved? Ding Yi thought to himself, but this is not much funny!
But obviously things are not over yet, so Peter continued:
"But there is no cover when trading that game, so I ran to the wall above and planned to trade with the buddy from above. After I got on it, I saw the buddy stuck in a bunch of goods. You don't know, it was really stuck. At most, I could walk around in a small place, and there was not much extra space at all."
"It was supposed to be over, but when I wanted to order the guy to trade, I found that because the distance was too far, I couldn't establish a transaction."
"At that time, the guy suggested that I throw [Return to City] directly from above and give it to him. This game can throw things on the ground, but there is time to protect it. Once the time to protect it, things will disappear. This is also to prevent someone from maliciously throwing too much garbage on the ground, causing others to get stuck."
"I think this guy's advice is good. He stood by the wall and threw out the [Return to City Roll] on his body. But I don't know if it was the angle of my standing or why, the Return to City Roll was thrown out of the box and dropped on the ground outside. The guy couldn't pick it up at all. I was stunned at that time. Both of us were stunned for a long time before we realized it."
"There's no way. My buddy said I'll give it another try. Everyone knows that I have a good temper and didn't bother with it at the time. I ran down from the wall happily and planned to pick up the [Return to the City Book]."
"But who knew that when I got down, I found that the [Return to City Book] on the ground was missing. I also asked the guy trapped inside, and asked if he had seen anyone pick up the [Return to City Book]. But the guy said that no one came at all, and asked if the protection time had come and it disappeared automatically."
"Friends, the conscience of heaven and earth. I forgot that there was time to protect me. I remembered it when this guy said that. Calculate the time I was stunned on it before, and the time I ran down, it really exceeded one minute of protection."
Hearing this, the audience in the live broadcast room also burst into laughter.
But things are far from over.
"The only one [Return to the City Book] is gone, and my buddy advises me to let it go, but who am I? I am a good child who is willing to help others since I was a child. My uncle taught me that I should not give up halfway through doing things."
"So I thought hard and finally came up with a good idea."
In the barrage area:
"You? Can you still come up with good ideas? Stop teasing us!"
"It must be another bad idea!"
"I'm going to cheat myself again."
"The brain is a good thing, but it's a pity that you don't!"
Seeing the above barrage, Peter also smiled bitterly.
This is just a joke!
However, the audience will not care about what they post for the time being, and the jokes will continue to be told.
Peter cleared his throat and continued, "I thought at the time that the buddy could not jump out of it alone, but if I went down too, would it be feasible to let the buddy jump on me first and then on those boxes?"
"I looked at myself at that time. The Panda Man is very short in height, only half the height of the guy trapped. If you jump a few times, it will be really not difficult to jump on me. Those boxes are not much taller than that guy. If I have my height, my buddy will definitely jump out of it."
At this time, the audience will ask, what should you do?
When Peter saw it, he immediately said with a proud look on his face: "My uncle has taught me since I was a child that you must be helpful and not be afraid of difficulties. At that time, I thought that it was not too late anyway, so I would just go offline if I was trapped inside. Just wait for this guy who will be given out tomorrow to buy a [Return to City Book] for me."
At this time, the audience asked again, what if the buddy doesn’t come back?
Peter said he didn't expect this at all.
"I thought about it and I explained it to the buddy. He also thought the idea was good, so I ran to the wall again and prepared to start jumping."
Speaking of this, Peter immediately smiled bitterly and said, "Everyone, the tragedy happened like this. First of all, I promised that I had tried my best to find the right position, but maybe because the profession of Panda Man is too fat, I jumped and fell directly on the buddy's head."
Lost on your head?
The audience was stunned at first, and then they imagined the picture in their minds.
In a narrow space, there were piles of tall goods in front, and on both sides of their backs were walls. The two of them stood in this narrow space, one stood below and the other stood above the head of the man below.
After thinking about this scene, everyone couldn't help laughing.
Ding Yi also made up his mind, but he couldn't help laughing.
"This is really stupid!" Ding Yi thought to himself.
Peter had a bitter face and waited until the audience in the live broadcast room had almost laughed, then he continued: "At that time, I and that guy were dumbfounded. No one expected that such a result would be. The most important thing is that I, a panda character, was not only short, but also jumped low. Even if I stood on the head of that guy, I couldn't jump on those boxes."
"It was originally just a person who was trapped, but after a while of struggle, it turned out to be two people trapped together." Peter said with a wry smile, "I wanted to find a crack in the ground at that time, which was really embarrassing."
"But that guy is still in a good mood. He also comforted me a few words, and finally asked me if I knew there was a Fruit patch in this game. After applying this patch, the players in the game would look like they were all wearing clothes."
Speaking of this, Peter suddenly said with a righteous look on his face: "First of all, I can swear that I was just simply curious about young people, so I added that brother and that guy quickly applied for a friend and sent me a picture."
"Sure enough, neither of us was wearing any clothes in his picture and looked very strange."
"But at this time, I carefully noticed that this guy's nickname and avatar were very familiar. When I looked carefully, I found that this was the account of billionaire Tony Stark!"
In the barrage area:
"Hahaha! I'm so laughing. I won't forget to beat Tony in the end."
"Poor Tony, he was shot without doing anything."
"That guy Tony, you can tell you this good bite at a glance!"
"Peter, don't be ruined by Tony!"
"It's broken!"
"I just want to know, did you use that patch in the end?"
"Yes, yes, I want to know, please answer!"
“Ask for an answer +1!”
As soon as Peter saw the question from the audience in the barrage area, he quickly said seriously: "How could a person as honest as me use that kind of patch? I don't even want to hear such things!"
Seeing that Peter had a good interaction with the audience, Ding Yi also withdrew from the live broadcast room. When he withdrew from Peter's live broadcast room, his popularity here had reached 20,000 yuan.
Most of us came for Peter's jokes.
After exiting Peter's live broadcast room, Ding Yi looked at the live broadcast rooms, and finally ran to Tony's side.
The live broadcast on Tony's side has just begun. At this time, he was still on the way to the award ceremony and was sitting in his private customized luxury sports car. While his speed reached 160, he was also talking to the audience about some things.
His popularity in his live broadcast room is also pretty good, with an additional 13,000 yuan. When the award ceremony comes, his popularity will definitely increase.
Of course, even if there is any improvement, it cannot be compared with Natasha, who is also on the way to the award ceremony on the other side. Her popularity has exceeded 200,000 in just over ten minutes of the broadcast.
Looking back at Tony's 13,000, it seems very terrible.r
Chapter completed!