Chapter 10 Really can!
Fang Qingping is considered a late-achieving crosstalk actor, and his cold and humorous style is very unique.
He wore a long gown, was quiet, was silly, and was nagging. His crosstalk was different from traditional stand-up comedy that was good at narrating stories, and from new-style talk shows with exaggerated rap. Standing behind the table, he had no excessive expressions or too big figures, just like home chats, but every sentence was humorous and touching the current drawbacks and was impressive.
This bald man, who looked a little stupid, performed the crosstalk "Happy Childhood", which won the second prize in the professional group of the CCTV Crosstalk Competition, which represents the highest level in the country. At this time, Fang Qingping, who was forty years old, came into the public's vision.
Don’t underestimate this second prize, because those who competed with Fang Qingping at that time were all matched crosstalk, and which one of the professional team was not a top expert?
But Fang Qingping was just a man who lost his burden and received the burden, which made the masters, including Ma Sanli, laugh and laughed, and finally made him break through the siege, second only to the first place with only one place, ranking second.
Therefore, the excitement of "Happy Childhood" does not need to be repeated.
Zhou Xing looked at Guo Mingshun without any timid expression. He walked to the side and stood there. He coughed twice and cleared his throat to calm himself down.
Even if Zhou Xing is confident, he is still under a little pressure when he stands in front of Guo Mingshun.
However, Zhou Xing's superficial skills are quite good. After all, he is an actor. Everyone couldn't see his nervousness. At this time, Zhou Xing started talking coldly:
"Everyone thought I couldn't speak crosstalk before because you haven't seen it. Today, I'm standing here and I'll tell you something. I'm not right, and I hope everyone will understand."
As he said that, Zhou Xing bowed to everyone.
This is the opening remark, not the original text of Fang Qingping, but the words of Zhou Xing himself.
It is normal and has no characteristics or highlights. Guo Mingshun is silent, while others still look at Zhou Xing with suspicion, wanting to see what he says next.
As for Chen Tong, he glanced at Zhou Xing with a squinted look on his face, full of provocative expectations.
Zhou Xing smiled and said, "If Mr. Guo came on stage, there would definitely be a thunderous applause. If it were me, I would probably have no applause, and I wouldn't even look at me. Why?"
Looking around everyone, Zhou Xing said, "Because everyone is whispering at this time, who is this person? No one looks at me, I am so sad..."
Speaking of this, Zhou Xing coughed, looked embarrassed, and said aggrievedly: "There should be comforting applause here..."
"puff!"
An actress on the side couldn't help laughing, and Guo Chao and others also had some interest: It's a bit interesting.
A trace of curve floated from the corner of Guo Mingshun's mouth.
And Chen Tong was stunned: This guy really knows it!
Zhou Xing lost a small bag at the beginning and was considered a big deal. You can tell what the food tastes like after eating it. Judging from Guo Mingshun's experience, this young man didn't say anything before, and he really has some tricks.
So Mr. Guo clapped his hands, which was to applaud Zhou Xing. When the others saw him, they also clapped their hands symbolically.
The previous ones are all about Zhou Xing’s own words. Crosstalk emphasizes learning and applying it according to local conditions, especially opening remarks. Different places and different occasions, so naturally they cannot use the same routine.
The applause from everyone gave Zhou Xing some encouragement, calming down his previously slightly nervous mood.
Zhou Xing made a move of pressing his hands down and said, "Don't comfort me, really, I'm used to being low-key..."
After a sudden sentence, everyone started to be happy and became more interested.
Zhou Xing continued: "I was not a material for crosstalk since I was a child. I was a little stupid since I was a child. Now this child is so happy in childhood: three couples and one child. I can't speak Chinese, so I signed up for an English class.
When I was a child, there were five brothers in my family, and my dad made money alone. The five children only had four pairs of pants, so I had to stay at home."
Another bag was thrown out, everyone was stunned and then laughed!
Why do I stay at home and have no pants to wear?
Zhou Xing paused for a moment and continued to speak: "What toy does this kid have? All powered: computers, video games, electric batons, hey-- this is not allowed to be played."
This time, Guo Mingshun finally smiled and nodded slightly.
Chen Tong, who was standing aside, was puzzled: This guy looks really good at speaking crosstalk, why haven’t you seen him say it before?
After seeing everyone's reaction, Zhou Xing completely relaxed and became smoother the more he spoke:
"When I was a child, I had a single electric door at home, and my father didn't let me touch it. Now this child has MP8, but when I was a child, I didn't have a half-pull P.M. My grandma had a crutch, and she died. I played with it for half a year, and I used it to pretend to be Old Lady She."
This time and space history has not changed from the original earth, and there is still Old Lady She. As soon as this episode came out, everyone laughed and the atmosphere became warm.
Although Chen Tong was also amused, he endured it, his tangled face was full of depression.
Before everyone could finish laughing, Zhou Xing said again: "There is really no time to play during the break in school. The class monitor organized us to hold a competition to see who can get his head into the desk. I am quite capable. I get in and can't pull it out."
"puff!"
Everyone laughed, and Guo Mingshun also began to grin, and a bright color flashed in his eyes.
Guo Chao, who was standing beside him, smiled and looked at him, thinking to himself, was this old man making any other idea?
Most of the crosstalk performances are vivid. Although Zhou Xing also did those movements, he still followed Fang Qingping's path intact, with a dull face and telling jokes seriously.
There is no such performance path in this time and space. In addition, it is a brand new joke, and the strong contrast makes everyone happy.
Zhou Xing still said coldly: "The school had to find my father and take me to the hospital. But when he arrived at the school gate, he was stopped by the old man in the communication room and said that the table was public property and he had to be taken off before he could go to the hospital."
"Ha ha ha ha"
Everyone laughed.
Zhou Xing continued: "My dad said, what should we do if we can take it off and go to the hospital? Finally, we paid the deposit before we left."
With the above foundation, everyone was more looking forward to Zhou Xing's performance later, and Guo Mingshun also listened to it with all concentration.
Zhou Xing said: "Now the doctor is responsible for the patients. When we were young, we fooled people and wanted to amputate me from the neck. My dad said that he had long abolished the beheading, so he pulled me away. Go home, I can't get on the bus. I'll walk home with a table, and the turnover rate is 100%. I don't know what kind of troops I am from.
There is a neighbor who is a carpenter who said he wanted to saw the table. My dad couldn't bear it, and the school deducted the deposit. My dad said it was good to wear a table, which was easy to do homework. His head was stuffed inside and he couldn't see it. After three days of urinating, he lost weight and finally pulled it out."
"puff!"
Everyone laughed and laughed loudly. Some people even stroked their stomachs, and they didn't stop breathing, so they endured the pain and continued to laugh.
Guo Chao gave Zhou Xing a thumbs up. As a crosstalk family, he has had a high appreciation ability since childhood. Zhou Xing had this skill at a young age, which surprised him, and he also looked forward to Zhou Xing’s previous proposals.
Chapter completed!