Zhou Xing was still there indignant: "This person is inhumane!"

Guo Chao: "Okay~ I'm out of humanity all of a sudden!"

Zhou Xing gritted his teeth and said, "I hate me~"

As he said that, Zhou Xing made a move to pick things up from the ground: "I took a brick and rushed up!"

"Beat me?" Guo Chao was stunned.

Zhou Xing held the brick in his hand and said angrily: "Ha! Didn't you teach you five or four beauties when buying a car? Hum?"

Guo Chao was amused and crying: "What are you teaching that thing for?"

Zhou Xing was still muttering: "Don't you just have one more cover than a tricycle?"

The audience laughed again, and Guo Chao was amused, and waved his hand and said, "There is no such comparison."

Zhou Xing continued: "Just like you, will you have a good car be of grade? If you educate yourself well, you will be a gangster!"

Guo Chao immediately said: "Huo! There is no way out!"

Zhou Xing said at this time: "Ah? How did Saint Kong teach us?"

The audience was stunned. What's the matter with Confucius?

Guo Chao was also curious and said, "What did you say?"

Zhou Xing immediately shouted: "Sunzi (zei)!"

Guo Chao was stunned and then said speechlessly: "Ah! Saint Kong also asked you to take the ditch?"

The audience laughed!

Zhou Xing nodded: "Well, I am a person who hates evil."

Hearing this upside-down answer, the audience laughed louder.

Guo Chao smiled bitterly: "Then you can't scold others."

"I can't tolerate you like this! Ah? Do I deserve it?"

Zhou Xing said, after weighing the 'brick' of the operation, a ferocious look on his face, and a ferocious look on his face: "I'll "unload" him me!"

"You are so illegal!" Guo Chao pointed at Zhou Xingyu and said earnestly.

Zhou Xing's face turned dizzy at this time: "I said, I didn't catch up, but two policemen came out 'shou, shou, shou, shou, shou, shou, shou, shou, shou, shou, shou, shou, shou, shou, shou, shou!"

In the tone of the police, "Stop!"

Guo Chao was shocked: "Huo!"

Zhou Xing pointed his hand forward in a stern accent: "What are you doing?"

After saying that, Zhou Xing turned his head again and acted back on himself, holding a brick in one hand while saying guiltily: "I'm shopping..."

One person played two roles, Zhou Xing turned his head again, looked up and down, and repeated to himself: "Are you shopping?"

After saying that, Zhou Xing shouted again: "Identity card, temporary residence permit, take it out!"

Guo Chao said angrily: "Now, I'll catch you."

Zhou Xing laughed and said, "Uncle Police~"

As soon as he said this, Guo Chao pinched Zhou Xing's face: "How old are you? Still called Uncle?"

The audience was happy again, and Zhou Xing knocked Guo Chao off his hand: "Hate!"

"Hahahaha!" The audience was even more happy.

Then, Zhou Xing turned his face again and said with a funny look: "Uncle Police, I am a local."

After saying that, he turned his face and pointed his fingers sternly: "Did you see any locals shopping with bricks?"

Guo Chao was stunned and shouted: "There are no foreigners?"

"Hahahaha", the audience laughed even louder.

Zhou Xing continued to say sternly: "Say! Where is it!"

Then Zhou Xing touched his body: "But...but I didn't bring anything..."

At this moment, Zhou Xing suddenly raised his eyes and smiled: "I'm in a hurry. When I looked up, I was happy..."

Guo Chao said curiously: "What's wrong?"

"I saw my girlfriend." Zhou Xing laughed.

Guo Chao immediately said: "Then the relationship is good!"

But Zhou Xing didn't laugh anymore and said, "She saw me too, rushed over and had a few big mouths, which made me dizzy, and even the police were stunned."

Guo Chao said in surprise: "Why?"

Zhou Xing said depressedly: "Yes, why? I don't understand."

Then Zhou Xing said, "After the fight, she said, you have been wandering outside for three days, and I have also looked for you for three days. These three slaps are your punishment. For the other two, you can take my two hundred dollars. From now on, we will go our separate ways. Don't bother me anymore, and I won't look for you!"

After saying that, Zhou Xing cried with a sad face.

"Huo, you are missing! If I were to kick you, I would have to kick you. It would be unreliable!" Guo Chao said speechlessly.

At this time, Guo Chao's eyes turned and suddenly said, "You're going to have morning tea, the money for you to get on, and the 80-dollar fried rice, it's not just the two hundred yuan, right? It's just clean!"

Zhou Xing said embarrassedly: "Yes..."

Guo Chao immediately glared: "I deserve it!"

The audience burst into laughter.

"Hi!" Zhou Xing slapped his thigh: "Don't leave first, prove it to me, I'm a local!"

Guo Chao looked as if he was so angry: "It's been so late? You don't want to save it, but you still pay attention to this!"

The audience was happy again.

In fact, in the original Guo Degang's crosstalk, this passage is about the girlfriend coming and holding her boyfriend. Moreover, the girlfriend's name is even more sarcastic, with a pair of surname Shuixing and named Yanghua.

In it, Guo Degang said, "You don't answer the phone call, why are you going? I haven't had a letter for two months?", and Yang Hua said directly, "Let's say goodbye", which is equivalent to kicking him. Then Guo Degang asked who the man was, and Yang Hua said without hesitation, "This is my boyfriend."

At that time, the audience thought that Guo Degang would get angry, but he laughed again, "Oh, hello, senior," which caught the audience laughing out of control.

But Zhou Xing dare not say this episode, it is too ironic. Even if it is a performance, it will not work. Otherwise, Jura would have to slander Zhou Xing.

Moreover, if it is reported to Zhu Fangdong, Jiao Shuiyun's ears, or even Jiao Lao's ears, Zhou Xing's fate will not be much better. Even if they don't pay attention to these, the Peng family, which has been paying attention to them, will not miss such a good opportunity.

So I thought about it over and over again. Although this joke is good, it cannot be used even if you kill me.

"Although she kicked me, fortunately, when she left, it proved that I was a local, which was considered to save my life. When she left, I said, I wish you happiness."

Guo Chao immediately replied: "As long as you don't be with you, they will definitely be happy."

"Puff hahahahahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Zhou Xing raised his eyes and glared at Guo Chao, then said angrily: "The policeman also has a knife on his lips, just like what you said. I was so angry that I almost didn't carry a brick to fight him for the hard work!"

"You dare." Guo Chao said with a smile.

Zhou Xing sighed: "Yes, I don't dare, but I also want happiness..."

Guo Chao pointed at his feet: "Happiness depends on your own efforts, not just for you, you can even get the money from your girlfriend, and you can't find anyone after three days. If you are happy, the world will not be as good as you."

Zhou Xing pushed Guo Chao: "How do you speak!"
Chapter completed!