Chapter 50 Still arrogant and chirping
Seeing that Yang Yi was the palace to capture the king, he also captured the prime minister. The civil and military ministers in the hall almost did not believe in their eyes. Several civil officials looked at each other and rubbed their eyes at the same time. One of them even reached out and pinched his legs hard, and then he realized that it was not a dream.
An official howled, "Where is the Golden Gourd Warrior? Where is the imperial guard? Why don't you protect the emperor? Are you all dead?"
The court was in chaos, and several officials were furious and kicked the imperial guards standing beside them, "What's the use of a bunch of dogs that deserve death? Don't protect the emperor!"
Several guards fell down with a few "bangs" sounds, and after they fell to the ground, they still stood up in a stiff state with melon axe in their hands. It turned out that they had been swung their halberds to touch the acupoints as early as when Yang Yi's Golden Palace, but Yang Yi's move was too fast, and the civil and military officials in the hall did not see clearly.
Seeing that all the guards fell to the ground, these officials did not know how to understand the profound skills of acupoints. After a few calls, they hurried out of the hall gate and chased outside.
Yang Yi carried Shi Miyuan in hand, and Ma carried Song Ningzong, and barely walked out of the hall gate and walked up to the square. He was already facing the imperial army chasing him.
The leader of the imperial army, who was in front of him, saw Shi Miyuan who was howling and struggling, sat behind him with a dazed emperor. He was so scared that he trembled all over and said in a distracted manner. He pointed at Yang Yi and said, "You... you are so brave! You dare to hold the emperor hostage and humiliate the prime minister! Why don't you let them go quickly!"
Yang Yi smiled and said, "How can you let go of such a good living shield? Don't worry, I just invited Mr. Zhao to go out to drink this time and will never hurt his life."
Yang Yi said to reassure them, but how many people could be relieved?
This incident of being rushed into the palace to take over the emperor and dragging the prime minister is a strange story, and this has never happened in all dynasties.
At this time, all the civil and military officials in the court also chased after him, shouting and scolding, "Dangerous thief, do you dare to do this? Your Majesty's jade body is so noble. Why don't you put it down quickly and kowtow to apologize! Otherwise, be careful to kill your nine clans!" This is showing his power.
Another official said softly: "Hero, don't be reckless. Don't hurt Your Majesty. Look at your appearance, you are a citizen of the Song Dynasty. If you hurt the king, you will hurt your father. It's better to let Your Majesty go." This is touching.
Another official said: "If a hero is short of money, the national treasury can give it to the hero tens of thousands of taels of gold and silver. I just want the hero to release the emperor and protect His Majesty's health and well-being. This is to lure him to benefit.
Another official said: "I think you are the bravest of the three armies and the bravery of Xiang Ran, who is the general, so why do you have to do this disobedience? As long as you let Your Majesty and the Prime Minister go, the lieutenant general is in a low position! This is for the official.
Yang Yi was already drunk too much and was most annoying. At this moment, he was blown by the wind and his mind was even more anxious. Seeing them talking in a mess, he couldn't help but frown, grabbed Ning Zong by his side, pulled out his sword and put it on his neck, shouted: "Shut up!"
The scene suddenly became quiet. Several officials around him opened their mouths and wanted to say something, but when Yang Yi's body shaking, a smell of alcohol came, he was even more surprised: "This person is already drunk! It's the most difficult thing for drunk people to communicate, so it's better to listen to him. If he gets angry, that's worse." He didn't dare to say anything at the moment, and they all looked at Yang Yi, not knowing what he wanted.
Yang Yi said: "It's so difficult to invite someone to drink!" He grabbed the horse's belly and urged the horse to move forward, cursing: "Noisy!"
The front troops in front did not dare to stop them and retreated one after another.
After walking a few steps, he suddenly felt anxious to pee. Yang Yi turned over and got off the horse, stretched his halberd on Ning Zong's neck, pulled him aside, and under the gaze of thousands of imperial frontmen, he unbuttoned his waist, stood in the corner of the wall and urinated. After shivering, he laughed and said, "Fun!"
All the onlookers were stunned.
Seeing Yang Yi boarding the horse and holding Ningzong hostage, a young scholar was about to walk out of the palace gate, and he stretched out his arms to stop Yang Yi, shouting loudly: "The green halberd and yellow horse, the brocade clothes are carrying swords. You are the king of Yang Tian!"
Yang Yi said, "Do you recognize me?"
The scholar in white said: "Who can break into the palace and capture the emperor and prime minister except for the heroic courage of Yang Tianwang in the Jin people's capital? Who dares to do this except the heroic courage of Yang Tianwang?"
Yang Yi asked: "Who are you?"
The scholar said, "My name is Hu Xiaotian."
Yang Yi saw that his skin was tender and tender, and the smell of incense could be smelled from a distance. He felt disgusted and said, "Brother's name is interesting. Although he wants to laugh every day, it's a pity that your surname is Hu, and you can't count it."
Hu Xiaotian said: "It's always good to have hope! King Yang Tian wants to drink, and there are so many imperial wines in the palace. The imperial chefs are also better than those of folk chefs. Why not drink some wine in the palace? Why do you have to leave the palace again?"
Yang Yichang smiled and said, "No matter how good you say, I can't keep it today. It's better to move away from it. Otherwise, Prime Minister Shi would always control his head down and his head would explode after a while. That would be nothing to do with me."
The scholar in white had no choice but to make way. Yang Yi rode his horse forward and immediately left the palace. He arrived at the inn gate in a short while.
The door of the old Zhang family store was open at this time, and Duan Yuanqing was still lying on the table and muttering to himself. Seeing Yang Yi carrying the two of them to his side, he raised his head and asked with his tongue: "King Yang Tian, who are these two friends?"
Yang Yi said: "One of these two is the emperor and the other is the prime minister. We drink less and less lively, so I will capture them!"
Ning Zong was already scared at this time, shivering into a ball, shaking his teeth and fighting each other. However, when Shi Miyuan arrived at the wine table, he was dizzy, but he no longer looked like he was panicking and howling just now.
Where did Duan Yuanqing recognize the emperor and prime minister? He was drunk at this time and was not surprised when he heard this. He stood up and said, "Two, please sit down, drink, eat vegetables!"
Yang Yi pulled Duan Yuanqing down and said, "Brother Duan said before that asking the emperor to pour wine and the prime minister to make dishes is an interesting thing in the world. Now that the emperor and the prime minister have arrived, we just need to eat and drink. It is the two of them who pour wine and dish."
Duan Yuanqing nodded and said, "What he said is! King Yang's words are reasonable!"
Yang Yi looked at Ning Zong and Shi Miyuan and shouted, "Isn't you pour wine and cloth dishes yet!"
Ning Zong shivered, tremblingly picked up the wine pot and poured two full glasses for the two of them. But his arms kept shaking, and the wine sprinkled a large piece on the table. Shi Miyuan tore the roast chicken on the plate with a blue face and divided it into the two of them. At Yang Yi's instructions, he put several dishes into Yang Yi's bowl.
When he first entered the store, he had already seen his son Shi Jiaye's headless corpse. He was so heartbroken that he was even more frightened and uneasy. He didn't know why the two of them killed their beloved son and why they kidnapped the emperor and himself here. He also saw that they were both drunk people, and they were even more afraid, so they did not dare to disobey their orders at all. They poured wine and cooked dishes, and were very concerned.
Duan Yuanqing praised: "Yes, he is a person with vision! No wonder you can be the prime minister!"
Shi Miyuan remained silent.
Yang Yi always drinks a lot of wine at the jar. At this time, he is extremely uncomfortable with drinking with a glass. After drinking a few glasses, he threw the glass aside and said to Duan Yuanqing: "It's so unpleasant to drink this, but I'm still happy with the jar."
When he picked up a wine jar and patted the mud seal, Hu Xiaotian walked to Yang Yi with a smile, bowed and said, "King Yang Tian, come uninvited, I hope to forgive my sins!"
Yang Yi said: "When I first saw you, I felt that it was not right. When you came, a stench suddenly came to my face. Someone couldn't drink well. Get out of your grandma's way!"
Hu Xiaotian didn't care, so he sat down and said, "King Yang Tian, I know your reputation as a hero. It would be fine if you kill the Tartars in the north. Why do you have to deal with your people in the south now? This is inconsistent with your reputation as a hero!"
Yang Yi said: "How could I make things difficult for the people of Song State?"
Hu Xiaotian said: "If I say it, have you released the emperor and the prime minister out of this store?"
Yang Yi said: "Then you can get out!"
Hu Xiaotian was suffocated when he heard this and said dryly: "King Yang Tian, it is a good thing for you to kill the Tartars, but my officials of the Song Dynasty were appointed by the emperor. What power do you have to kill them? There are also rich families in the area who have always donated wealth to the country and worked hard and made great contributions. Why did you kill them? Once they die, the land will be in turmoil, refugees will be everywhere, and countless casualties will be killed and injured. It can be seen that you are not doing this well and are not worthy of calling him a hero."
Yang Yi smiled and said with a smile: "I think you can say something amazing, but it turns out that it's not as good as bullshit!" He looked at Hu Xiaotian, "There are countless local officials who are greedy and abused the law. Official Zhao is too lazy to care about it, but Yang doesn't like it! Killing them is just a pleasure! Local gentry, most of them are rich and unkind, bullying good people, dominating the local area, and doing so many evil deeds, which is difficult to describe. What's wrong with killing them? If they die, the local area will be unstable? I think it's because they don't die that the local area will be unstable!"
Yang Yi shouted: "The people killed by Yang have their own way to kill, and I am confident that there are no ones who are wronged. You are a mediocre person in the court, full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, but how can you know the suffering of the people? There is no place for you to put the people? What is worse than bullshit!" He became more and more angry as he spoke, and he kicked Hu Xiaotian away with a kick, stretched out his finger and stroked it on the table a few lines, wrote a few lines of words, and his palm shook, and the table with a font engraved had already left the table body and flew towards Hu Xiaotian: "I give you a few words, you can get out!"
Hu Xiaotian held the wooden board and turned over and sat up. He saw a limerick poem written on the wooden board:
Go north to kill Jin soldiers,
Drawing swordsman all the way.
The dogs do not know the suffering of people's livelihood.
Still clamoring like a dog roaring!
Chapter completed!