Chapter 72 Story Time, Fudge Time
"Hello, let me introduce myself. I am Victor, with the rank of general."
The middle-aged soldier did not make a polite handshake. After all, even if the technology in this parallel world is higher than that in the present world, it has not reached the level of being able to complete handshakes through video.
"Ah, three hands, ah no, General Victor. It's a great honor to see you. My name is Zhonglihao, and I am the captain of this team."
When he heard Victor's name, Zhong Li Hao couldn't help but think of a certain hero in the certain league. There was no such game in this world, so Victor didn't understand this meme, so he simply didn't understand Eastern culture very much, otherwise he might have been furious at this time.
A little stunned, Victor did not care too much about the term "three hands" and still said in a gentle and fearful tone: "So, can we talk about it?"
"That's what it means."
Zhong Lihao showed as much as possible that he was very happy to cooperate, but the mask he was wearing at this time was really unconvincing.
"As you can see, we just run a 'painting class' here and didn't hurt anyone."
Zhong Lihao raised his hands and stretched out his index fingers to his ears, and gently hooked them like a cute look, quoting his words.
The white policeman looked at Zhong Lihao with admiration. He was always trembling when facing the general, but the man in front of him, no, or a lunatic, could even make jokes in front of him.
"MR. Zhong, because of this, my people didn't shoot, didn't they?"
Even though he was afraid, Victor still wanted to show strength, although his poor oriental knowledge made him completely unaware of the existence of the compound surname.
Zhong Lihao was laughing and did not correct Victor's words. He was not interested in teaching a Westerner oriental culture.
"No, no, no, I think Master Victor is wrong." A sneer came from the mask, and Zhong Lihao approached the screen and said maliciously: "You don't dare to shoot, and even if you shoot, that broken thing will be of no use to me."
Speaking of this, Zhong Lihao clapped his hands, and looked like he suddenly realized something and remembered something. He stretched out his right hand, and an emerald light flashed by, and a very science fiction-style pistol appeared in his hand.
This pistol was also tricked by Zhong Lihao from Wayland, the first time and space. It is not the most powerful, but it is the most gorgeous and sci-fi feature. In general, its bluffing ability is far greater than its attack power.
"I'll show you, hehe~"
Zhong Lihao raised the gun to his head and gently pressed it against his temple. His actions at this time were combined with the strange mask, as if he was in the late stage of mental illness, causing tons of mental pollution to the generals and the police in front of him.
"wait……"
bump!
Victor was about to wait, but Zhong Lihao pulled the trigger directly and headed his head.
“oh-my-god!!!”
His heart suddenly twitched. At this moment, Victor thought more about how to face his teammates in front of him after he died of mental illness.
The imagined scene of blood and brain plasma flying across the sky did not appear. Victor only saw an emerald-colored light flashing in Zhonglihao's temple, and then the bullet disappeared like a mud cow entering the sea.
It's a dream.
Zhong Lihao seemed to feel that it was not enough to stimulate the person in front of him, so he pulled the trigger again.
Bang bang bang bang!!
After a series of eleven shots, Zhong Lihao was not satisfied until the bullets in the magazine were shot. He stopped regretfully and completely forgot that his lazy energy was not enough. He was completely psychopathic with his life.
‘My acting skills are getting better or better, or am I getting more and more energetic?’
After sighing in his heart, Zhong Lihao looked at Victor jokingly, silently enjoying his shocked expression.
"How about it, are you satisfied with my performance?"
Victor's fear became deeper and deeper, and a sentence flashed through his mind. He used to not understand the meaning of this sentence, but at this moment he empathized with it.
‘Mental illness is not scary, just be afraid that mental illness has superpowers!!’
Seeing that Victor couldn't say anything for a moment, and the preparation was over, Zhong Lihao finally expressed the purpose of his series of actions: "We come from the future, as you can see, most of my team has superpowers."
"We are from the Time Department. My code name is Joker. The one who scared countless policemen just now was Iron Fist, the big guy code name is Terminator. And that girl, don't look at her a little cute, she is actually very powerful, and her code name is Ghost Girl. Strictly speaking, we will still be colleagues in the future."
Zhong Lihao started with such an introduction, and it was obvious that the time for making up stories was up.
"The organization we belong to is called Team Rockets. We have a mascot, but unfortunately we didn't bring it this time. We will definitely bring it to you next time. You will definitely like it. Well, of course, this organization does not exist yet, it only appeared in our time and space."
Since the time for fooling was up, Zhong Lihao said that he could not stop at all and would not give Victor the chance to speak at all.
"Since there is a decent organization, there must be villains. The Galaxy Group is their name. They also have the ability to travel through time, and they have already stood on this land. The ones who fought with us before were their pioneers."
Since the Rockets were told by Zhong Lihao, there was even less pressure to get the Galaxy team organized. In short, Zhong Lihao adhered to the principle of not being too serious and making up wherever he thought.
"This time we miscalculated the power brought by the Galaxy Group. Although they only had six people and there were four left now, these four people were very powerful. Even if I was not sure about them, I would not be sure of them. Oh, by the way, by the way, the four of them were called the Evil Four Heavenly Kings, and they were completely copying the Four Heavenly Kings led by me."
Zhong Lihao's shameful words were getting higher and higher. Wei Ledie was already blushing when standing behind him. Fu Wenmei was also extremely ashamed of becoming one of the "Four Heavenly Kings". Even the three newcomers looked at Zhong Lihao in amazement, with the expression of knowing him for the first time. Among these people, Qin Baishuang, the facial paralysis, was probably just a little better.
"Actually, no matter how strong they are, we are not afraid. We have traveled through time and space to protect this universe. You have never known it, just because we adhere to the principle of completing tasks without affecting the current history."
It seemed that he was a little thirsty, Zhong Lihao opened the virtual screen directly, and a cup of Coke appeared in his hand, with the avatar of KFC grandfather printed on it, threw away the lid, and poured it heroically towards the position of his mouth.
Crazy...
Everyone present fell silent for a moment. They really didn't know what expression to look at the man wearing a mask and pouring coke into his mouth without hesitation.
As the person involved, Zhong Lihao looked at the big cup of Coke that had been half gone in his hand, and then looked at the water stains on the ground, and looked at it for a long time.
About three minutes passed, Zhong Lihao seemed to finally understand, silently lifted his mask, then calmly took a sip of Coke and continued to speak: "It's just that the situation this time is a bit special. Galaxy Group and the others brought them, their latest biological weapons, aliens!"
‘Can you continue to tell stories so calmly when you encounter this situation?!’
These are the ideas of three newcomers who don’t know much about Zhong Lihao.
‘It actually pretended that it hadn’t happened!?’
Wei Le Diexu looked at Zhong Lihao speechlessly.
‘Haha, it should be said that it is Zhong Lihao worthy of...’
The one who chuckled like a lady from a family was our "Iron Fist" Fu Wenmei.
‘Damn it?! Are you sick?! Take off your mask so easily, so don’t take it from the beginning?!! You might not just think it’s handsome, right?!!’
What was crazily complaining in my heart were the generals and police who were deeply affected by mental pollution.
Drink all the remaining coke in one gulp, Zhong Lihao put on a mask again, Victor and the others were right at all. Zhong Lihao, a deep admirer of clown, really just felt handsome, and his pale face was not what he cared about.
"This biological weapon is extremely terrifying. It will inject pregnancy into humans. After absorbing a certain amount of energy, they will break out and become adults. Ordinary soldiers are no match for them at all. We call it aliens."
The fooling continued, and Zhong Lihao did not take the previous embarrassment seriously.
"They are in the town of Connison, Colorado. Think about it, there are as many aliens as there are in this town. When this town does not have the ‘breeding resources’, where will these aliens go."
Zhong Lihao did not directly give the answer, ending the storytelling activity with such words, but his last sentence was indeed not alarmist. Just think of the situation in the time and space they had experienced before, and these are completely facts.
As Zhong Lihao's words arrived here, Victor and his two thoughts were completely guided by him. When he thought about it according to his words, he instantly felt a chilling feeling, the end of the world!
This is why Zhong Lihao does not directly say the answer. People will not believe what others say. They believe only themselves. For this reason, they will believe in the answers they come up with.
Zhong Lihao said so much, did so much, and even polluted them mentally, just to guide the two of them to come up with the answers they wanted to come up with.
A very simple psychological skill, which Zhong Lihao learned from Ye Zhi.
Victor's eyes narrowed, and he finally began to face this matter seriously. He looked at Zhong Lihao gratefully. The man he thought was mentally ill the previous second but now respected him, said seriously: "Thank you very much for bringing this news. I think I need to confirm it. It won't be too long."
"By the way, I forgot to say that I have a way to kill most aliens in a short time, but there is only one chance. This time I will use the opportunity at the right time, but I cannot guarantee that after that, the other party will not take out the aliens again. So to ensure the safety of this world, all aliens and the four evil kings must be killed."
After saying this, Zhong Lihao made a call to Victor, turned around and walked back to the team, and waited quietly.
As Victor said, it didn't take too long. They took a satellite camera to capture the current situation in Connison Town. Alien has begun to spread, which will be a disaster that concerns the survival of the world.
After receiving the order from the president that "you must get the assistance of the Four Heavenly Kings at any means, otherwise you will go back to your hometown", Victor himself eagerly boarded the fastest helicopter in the country and was ready to meet our "Four Heavenly Kings" in person.
While Victor got on the plane, he also issued an order to the white police officer. To sum up, 'No matter what method you use, you must make these four old men happy, otherwise you can get back to your hometown!'.
In this way, the people in the squad were offered to the plane like ancestors, and Victor would wait for them there.
"We should have a chance of winning..."
Looking at the two soldiers in the cockpit, Fu Wenmei breathed a sigh of relief. Even with the help of the time and space military, her expression was still extremely nervous. There was no way. The enemy was too strong. The energy transmitted from a long range caused their strongest man Zhong Lihao to be seriously injured.
As soon as he got on the helicopter, Zhong Lihao told everyone about the information he had obtained, the A-level enhancer, two gene locked the first level, and one gene locked the second level. When he heard such cruel and suffocating news, none of them felt depressed.
This, as well as their expected medium level, will not exceed the world's critical point, exceed too much.
It can be said that all their previous optimistic speculations have lost their effect in the face of this information, and it is impossible to win head-on face the enemy. That is a much higher than their level.
‘It seems that we can only win with a special method…’
Zhong Lihao did not answer Fu Wenmei, but looked out the window, on the airport runway, a strange smile and a sentence were burning.
That was what Zhong Lihao asked Qin Baishuang to do when the police were bored. In his words, this was a masterpiece.
I saw his nervous smile, which was extremely similar to the smiling face burning on the ground, and he spit out three words word by word:
“Why”
"so"
“Serious?”
Chapter completed!