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Chapter 710 My grandpa laughed out of his dentures!

The live broadcast has ended. Next is the main film of Zhongjing Satellite TV. All cameras in the center of the stage are evacuated, all the live broadcast staff have stopped working, and all the invited guests have also ended collectively. Because the main film program plus advertising time is about 89 minutes, you have to wait for a while to see the final result, so there is no need to stay here to wait.

The staff invited some of the guests to the five-star hotel in Kaihua next to Shancheng University, where a self-service party dinner was prepared, with restricted admission and more privacy.

In the gymnasium, after applauding and seeing off the guests, most of the students still chose to stay and watch the big screen, especially the students from the Film Academy. They were particularly curious about what kind of film Zhang Guoli would shoot when he first came into contact with a variety show.

At 8 o'clock, the 60-second gold advertisements start, followed by GM Buick GL8 business car advertisements, Zhongjing Xingguo Film and Television City's tourism promotion and investment advertisements, a laundry detergent company, and a noble drinking water, all of which are sponsors of "Let's Travel Time".

"All rich dog lovers!"

"It's normal. The program is good. Advertising companies are flocking to it. Even if they squeeze out their heads, they have to grab it. No matter how high the advertising fee is, some people are willing to pay. If the program is bad, no one cares about the advertising space! "

"It's the era of market economy! But the more I feel more at ease, the quality is pretty good! I'm afraid that this show will be a mess and it will be disgusting."

The audience seized time to leave messages online, chatting enthusiastically. As soon as the advertisement ended, few people chatted and were all watching the show seriously.

“What is time travel?”

A line of black words appeared, arousing everyone's interest. Suddenly, the shot of Doraemon and Nobita riding on a time machine appeared on the big screen, and countless people laughed!

"I'll go!"

Countless people cursed in their hearts, "Is this a destruction of childhood? Is there anyone who plays like this?"

Nobita and Doraemon walked out of the time tunnel and entered the prehistoric era, but the camera slowly shrank, and this scene turned into a bubble of thinking. A script editor who looked very ordinary appeared in the camera, staring at Doraemon's bubble with a slanted eye, shook his head and pierced it, and another bubble of thinking was created next to it.

This time he became a Terminator. The robot returned to the past through the time machine and tried to kill the human leader. The battle scene was very hot, but this thinking bubble was quickly exposed by the script editor. He shook his head, and this was not right.

The third thought bubble appeared, the protagonist was Zhang Guoli. He wore modern people's clothes and suddenly traveled to the scene of the battle between the Qin army and the Zhao army. A general riding a war horse waving a spear to charge him. Zhang Guoli was so scared that his face looked like a dirt, raised his right hand, jumped up on the spot, and traveled to the fourth thought bubble.

But the fourth one turned out to be the prehistoric era. In a scene of "Prehistoric Dinosaur World" on the Disovery Channel, Zhang Guoli fell from the sky with a whirlwind. Not far away, four velociraptors that were tearing apart the herbivorous dinosaur corpse heard the sound, and all turned back to look at Zhang Guoli. His flesh and salivation teeth were covered in flesh and saliva, and his fierce eyes made people feel scared. Zhang Guoli was so scared that he flew away again, and this time he flew directly behind the script editor.

Bang!

Zhang Guoli slapped the script editor angrily on the back of the head: "What are the scripts written? You can't make complete preparations in advance and travel through time well? Where are the history experts and professors I invited?"

Whoosh swish swish swish!

History experts and professors instantly appeared in the camera, sitting in the seat behind the two, wearing glasses, picked up a book from several thick stacks of books in front of them, and the few discussed various details of ancient history in enthusiasm.

Zhang Guoli continued to ask: "Where are the staff I hired with high salaries?"

Whoosh swish swish swish swish!

A group of staff wearing various clothes and holding different equipment appeared in the camera. Various high-end and complex equipment told the audience one thing, the production team's hardware equipment bunker was already there.

"The ancient Chinese teacher, martial arts coach, ancient legal counsel, costume designer I invited..."

With Zhang Guoli's introduction, more and more professions appear in the camera, and they are almost unable to hold on. The camera is getting further and further away, and there are probably hundreds of people appearing, each of whom performs his own duties and serving the program "Let's Travel Time".

Zhang Guoli asked the script editor for the last time: "Tell me, why do we need to make such a thorough preparation?"

The script editor touched the back of his head and finally showed a sudden enlightenment: "Because we want to be an unprecedented and unparalleled historical time travel program, the most professional, exquisite, but least serious in history!"

Whoosh swish swish swish swish!

Everyone was all out of the camera. The next second, the wall of [Jianghu City] appeared on the screen, and everyone traveled here together, and everyone was busy. Zhang Guoli appeared in the camera, holding up the microphone and shouted loudly: "The first time travel of "Let's Travel" begins now!"

Bang!

When the computer is turned on, the music appears, and the opening of a hand-drawn painting is played.

Various funny emoticons kept appearing, and all the celebrities showed their faces, with cartoon-like bodies, and their faces that made people want to laugh when they saw them. They appeared in the wheels of history one after another, as if they were waiting for a bus at the inn.

China has a history of 5,000 years. There are things worth remembering in any period. Too many periods are worth traveling back and taking a look. When the audience saw the Qing Dynasty Shanhaiguan, Ming Dynasty sea ships, Song Dynasty beacon fires, Yuan Dynasty grasslands, Tang Dynasty prosperous times, the six countries' melee, and various post station signs appeared under the wheels of history in turn, everyone was excited.

"It's a bunker! I bet that this is an unprecedented new theme. As long as you do it well, this show can be done for 100 years!"

"The history of Chinese civilization for more than 5,000 years, can you wear it once a week? When will it be finished?"

"It's absolutely fine to live for ten or eight years in this show!"

The audience was all talking about it and praised the beginning of this creative story. Few variety shows are as happy as storytelling, with a few simple shots, coupled with uncomplicated special effects, which quickly gave the audience an intuitive concept. It turned out that this was really a very sincere program team.

Finally, the picture became a modern city, and the funny script editor appeared in the camera again, and he was writing a diary.

A line of words appeared on the typewriter on the screen: "On August 21, the program team received a notice from the Time and Space Administration Bureau, requiring the Time and Space Team to deposit time and travel funds, but the director is so poor that he can't even afford his salary, so he can only find a way to borrow money from the Time and Travel Team members..."

Puff hahaha ~

Seeing the post-production prank Zhang Guoli's cartoon portrait and cry silently on the screen, the audience burst into laughter for the first time.

The students in the gymnasium laughed so hard. Zhang Guoli was the dean. No one dared to tease him like this. Although he was the director of this show, the director was also beaten up very miserably. This sudden change of character image is definitely a huge laugh point that the students of the film school cannot avoid!

Next are the performances of the six guests, either confused, obedient, or distrust. Each star has his own true performance on whether to save money. These stars live in modern metropolis and enjoy the convenience brought by modern civilization. They may not know what time travel is like, nor do they know how poor this crew is. Those who are poor have to borrow money from them.

"Haha! I'm so looking forward to seeing their expressions after knowing the truth!"

"This is the program team that is ready? I'm so funny~"

"Unreliable production team, unreliable artist, watch Xiao Yueyue! I'll go!"

The audience was so happy that Xiao Yueyue’s deposit was 0, and Yang An’s deposit was 0. The two were extremely firm and confident, saying that they would not be deceived or something. The audience all understood in their hearts that these two people would definitely be killed by the program team later!

Sure enough, a few minutes later, everyone gathered at the gate of Jianghu City to travel through time. The first pit came. The deposit account determined the identity. The performance of these six people was absolutely wonderful. This plot was like a thousand twists and turns, and it was like a reversal and reversal. It was like a slap in the face without being able to show off. From the announcement of the meaning of saving money, until the identity distribution was completed, the audience never stopped laughing!

"I'll make a big fuss and my face is swollen with a smile!"

"My grandpa's dentures were laughing!"

"What, the coffee has been sprayed on the carpet. I am kneeling on the keyboard at this time! It's all caused by this bad show!"

"The mask is white... oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

"My daughter doesn't write homework anymore, saying that mom and dad, you laugh too much in the living room, she wants to read it too!"

The audience went online to discuss instantly. Each company had its own performance, but basically they were all laughing. As I said just now, the show was a funny show!

In the next hour, the audience was really happy. A group of people traveled back to the end of Yuan Dynasty and the beginning of Ming Dynasty and entered the world of the Heaven Sword and Dragon Slaying. This setting made countless people extremely excited.

Four people entered the six major sects, and two unlucky guys joined the Ming Cult. Such an obvious camp confrontation made the audience look forward to it.

Before he knew it, the first episode was finished. The villain Yuanzhen, played by Zhang Guoli, ended up and set up a big conspiracy, leaving a big suspense for the audience across the country. The plot next week must be the biggest decisive battle between Gao Chao in the entire world!

"Damn it! I'll put it all?"

"I'm cheating! I'm going to see the six major sects besieging the Ming Cult!"

"I said ~ Zhou Zhiruo is Huang Xiaolei or Hailu? Why don't you tell us?"

"Who is Zhang Wuji? Is it Brother Yang? Or Xiao Yueyue? I really want to know!!!!"

"Ahhhhh Does anyone know what the next episode will be like? Is it Xiao Yueyue who plays Zhang Wuji?"

"Bad silver, liar, routine... Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w

"I don't feel like I'll smile anymore!"

The audience was all depressed. The plot card of this card was so ecstatic that it was out of context just when it reached the critical moment!
Chapter completed!
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