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0029. Are you urinating on Lao Tzu's face?

"Snail Jun... Can you get into the elf ball first? We are in a hurry to go..." Chen Fa laughed and cried.

The snail had no intention of paying attention to Chen Fa.

The snail, which was conquered with only one elf ball, seemed to care nothing but sleep.

Chen Fa suddenly felt that the world was targeting him.

First, a foodie Qiuqiu came, and ate more than half of the trees in the valley in four months... Then, a snail that only knows how to sleep...

It's so malicious...

Why can Rooney fly in the sky with a domineering griffin, but I only have these things?

Inexplicably, a feeling of grievance appeared in Chen Fa's heart.

"Qiuqiu... Please help me, get under the snail's land and carry it. We'll be in a hurry..."

Qiuqiu was very obedient. He got into the soil and carried the snail on his body. Then Chen Fa jumped on Qiuqiu.

So... a strange scene of an earthworm that looks like a giant python marching quickly with a man and a snail appeared.

"Brother Fa is really good at playing..."

"Funny trio, I'll do it..."

"Why do I feel a little sympathetic to Fa Brother... I finally traveled to another world, but what I got... I'm sorry to let me smile first..."

“…”

The center of the inner city of Hill is not the lord's mansion, but the place where the Holy See of Light is located.

Because flying is prohibited here, Rooney had to let the griffin land on the ground in advance.

Izel was tied firmly to the griffin. As the griffin carried Rooney forward, his body could only be dragged on the street, and a long blood mark remained on the ground.

There were many people in the past who looked at him, but their expressions were all contempt for Izel.

Fortunately, Izel had fainted, otherwise even these glances would have caused him to lose the power to survive.

Human life is like grass.

But Rooney seemed to enjoy everyone's gaze.

He felt that he did not regard Izel as a human being, and that no one regarded Izel as a human being, so he had proved his point of view.

In this world, there is no such thing as: "It's not me who is wrong, but this world."

Everyone, including Izel himself, knows that slaves will only be slaves for the rest of their lives.

Among these contemptuous eyes, there were many people in luxurious clothes, that is, the noble class. Their disgusting eyes swept over Izel and then greeted Rooney with a warm smile.

In fact, when it comes to status, Rooney is just a Warcraft merchant, not even the lowest-level baron.

But he followed Ferdinand, the Apocalypse, who was appointed by the Beast God, the Relief of the Byzantine Army, and the Envoy of the Holy See.

Therefore, Rooney gained the respect of the nobles.

The whip marks on Izel's body were already red and black due to friction, and the flesh was blurred.

The traces of blood on the ground gradually changed from red to reddish brown.

Rooney smiled as if he was doing something extremely glorious and glorious.

One hundred steps leading to the hall of the Holy See.

The griffin pulled Izel's body, and the shaking caused by the friction of the body was fed back from the ground to the rope that bound him, and the rope danced.

Rooney is still laughing.

A guard wearing Holy See's standard equipment blocked Rooney's way: "Who is coming! You dare to trek into the Holy See's holy land!"

Rooney ordered the griffin to stop, then lowered his head and walked to the guards, whispering in a flattering look: "Sir, that's right, I saw the wanted portrait of the Holy See. It happened that I saw this suspicious person when I left the city yesterday."

"Then I caught him, I'm very sure! He is the pagan wanted by the Holy See!"

The armored guards heard Rooney say "pagan" and looked at Izel, who was ignorant of life and death on the ground with a serious expression. Then they walked down a few steps and turned Izel's face to look.

"You are here to wait! I will inform the Bishop immediately!" The guards did not dare to be negligent, and before they could finish their words, they turned around and trotted away.

Damn, it seems that I was the right bet! I don’t know what Izel did before, but he actually looked the same as a pagan! Haha! Rooney’s mouth curled up and he felt happy.

...

The speed of advance was slightly slower before, mainly because Chen Fa went in the wrong direction, not towards Hill City, but towards the depths of the Sunset Mountains.

Now the direction is correct, and the road conditions along the way are getting better and better, so Qiuqiu dares to make efforts to accelerate.

It took only two hours to see the Wildfire Town not far away on the hillside.

Chen Fa naturally could not ride Qiuqiu through Wildfire Town, so he harvested Qiuqiu into the elf ball.

But the violent snail that he had just subdued was unwilling to enter the elf ball.

Chen Fa was in trouble.

At this time, a barrage caught Chen Fa's attention: "Brother Fa, otherwise you would throw this snail? You don't even feel like you can use the egg..."

I definitely don’t want to throw Chen Fa, because this is the first time he has conquered the monster and given the system a level judgment of “???”. Things are rare and expensive. Maybe it is a particularly powerful monster.

Looking at the snail as large as a tiger, Chen Fa suddenly came up with a plan.

"Hey? Xiaoshu, if you sleep too much, you will become mentally retarded. Do you do it?"

The tentacles on the snail's head were originally drooping. When he heard Chen Fa talking to it, he lazily raised the tentacles on the right slightly, narrowed a slit out of his eyes and looked at Chen Fa slantedly, then slowly closed it and drooped again.

Going asleep again...

The muscles on Chen Fa's face twitched involuntarily...

"Hey, Xiaowa, your brother Fa is also a reasonable person. Since you like to sleep and don't want to score a elves, you just don't want to recognize me as your master, right?" Chen Fa walked to Xiaowa, touched its big shell with his hand, and continued, "Okay, you can stay here!"

Chen Fa turned around and seemed to leave: "However, if you are too far away from me, the system may directly erase you."

Chen Fa had just taken a few steps before his feet, and the little snail, which was more than ten meters away from him, instantly pounced on him like a mad dog... Chen Fa's body...

"Damn your uncle! Are you going to crush me to death? Get started with me!" Chen Fa was very upset by Xiaowa's sudden appearance and cursed.

Xiaoshu didn't respond.

Still sleeping?

Chen Fa opened his mouth wide and was completely confused...

Hey? Why did its shell turn blue?

Chen Fa had just had this idea in his mind, and the snail shell turned red again.

At a distance of more than ten meters, this guy seemed to have pounced on him in an instant just now?

Could it be?

Chen Fa suddenly thought of the name of this snail - the snail.

Is this snail monster extremely good at speed?

This thought came true and first scared Chen Fa himself.

As we all know, snails are known for being slow. If a snail moves more than ten meters in an instant, it will be as terrifying as a comet hitting the earth.

But in this other world of Abby Continent, this situation doesn’t seem to be anything? I’ve seen dragons who can turn into beautiful women, so what else can I understand?

When Chen Fa thought of this, he knew in his heart that when he was about to climb away from the snail, a sticky liquid dripped on his face.

"Damn it, your uncle! Are you urinating on my face?"

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