"Dad, the monsters are so fierce, why do we still have to mess with them?"

"Because you can make money by killing monsters. There is something called a crystal core in its belly, which can generate electricity, make bullets, and make all kinds of messy things. The most rubbish crystal core can be sold for hundreds of thousands, which is enough for you.

I have been eating and drinking for more than three years..."

"how about you?"

"I still need to find a lady to relieve my anger, maybe for a year at most."

"Dad, is it appropriate for you to be so honest?"

"What's inappropriate? How do you think you were born?"

"So my mother used to be a working woman?"

"Fuck you!"

"Did you dig it out of the grave first?"

At the moment of life and death, many things flashed through Zhao Jiuzhou's mind. In fact, his name was not Zhao Jiuzhou, his real name was Zhao Jiuzhou, because he was born nine weeks prematurely. In this way, his mother died in childbirth.

Therefore, the name Jiuzhou was actually registered when he was in elementary school, and the school teacher changed it out of his own righteousness. Later, gradually, even the Household Registration Office of the Society of Society began to be self-righteous in various ways, so he was shouted at,

After nine years of elementary school, when he took the entrance exam, his name really changed to Zhao Jiuzhou.

Silver Kyushu corresponds to the power map of the Silver Prize Alliance.

The Shejihui monopolizes Zhongzhou, which is a very large area...

I heard that the remaining states are not very peaceful and have many monsters.

Zhao Jiuzhou knew in his heart that he had actually given birth to a good child.

Although his father was only an outer disciple, he also raised him as both father and mother.

It's a pity that I'm still a bit unlucky...

So today, am I going to have a family reunion?

Damn it...it's all that damn woman's fault!

If she hadn't torn up my paper, I would definitely be sleeping at home now. How could I have died here?

Time seemed to be stretched infinitely.

In Zhao Jiuzhou's eyes, the monster's movements slowed down infinitely.

In the dark alley, he could even see the outline of the monster clearly.

That is……

A human-shaped pile of excrement.

Oh shit……

To die at the hands of such a disgusting monster...

Shit Lime…

Phantom creature...

Combat power...

Seems to be……

"Dad, why do people have to guard the cesspit? Isn't it disgusting?"

"It's disgusting. It's even more disgusting elsewhere. Do you know where the monster will appear?"

"have no idea."

"Cemeteries, deserted houses, houses where people have died, factories where accidents have occurred, and hospital morgues, as long as they are places that can cause physical or psychological discomfort to humans, they are all places where monsters are prone to appear. As for cesspits... Probability comparison

It's small, but it doesn't mean it won't happen. Every year, the number of monsters that people kill by the cesspit is still quite large. Think about it, a piece of junk crystal core can be sold for hundreds of thousands, so if a more powerful monster comes out,

The dropped crystal cores are of higher quality, can they be sold for hundreds of thousands?"

"Um……"

"Then do you think it makes sense to protect the cesspit?"

"Then why do rich people have flush toilets in their homes? There are also deacons and captains in their homes. Their bosses are obviously very powerful. Why don't they just dig a few more cesspits in their own homes? Isn't it possible to live by just guarding the cesspools?

"

"You will also say that rich people don't care about this little money. The quality of life must be more important. Ordinary people like us only need to dig out feces. How can rich people embarrass themselves and defecate all day long?

Together."

"Grandma, I really want to live in a house with a flush toilet."

"Then study hard, go to school, and sit in an office after graduation. Sooner or later it will be your turn."

"Fuck...that damn woman!!! I'm going to kill you!!!"

The light from his right fist suddenly illuminated the entire alley.

Zhao Jiuzhou punched the monster hard before it could hit him.

The light covering the fist penetrated from the monster.

Boom! Boom boom boom!

There was a loud sound in the sky, and dozens of fireworks suddenly rose into the sky, turning into the totem of the Silver Award Alliance.

It was the Demon Hunting World Cup, and another player from the Silver League won the championship.

In the alley, a strong wind blew.

That monster was scattered everywhere like a goddess scattering flowers.

"Cough! Cough cough cough cough!"

Zhao Jiuzhou had no time to celebrate his escape from death, so he hurried to the side and coughed crazily.

At that moment, he seemed to feel something running into his mouth.

Damn it! Why did I yell like that?

"Ugh~~!" He leaned against the wall, opened his mouth and vomited all over the floor.

Wei Mianzi, however, was experienced and had quick eyesight and quick hands. When he saw a red bright spot flashing in the dark, he quickly lowered his head and picked it up. Regardless of the environment in the alley, he was ecstatic and said, "Ha! Second-level crystal core! Second-level crystal core!

Crystal core! Child! Look! Look, you...did you just eat shit?"

Zhao Jiuzhou's stomach suddenly twitched again, he lowered his head and vomited, spitting out a pile of sour water, "I didn't..."

Wei Mianzi's mouth curved, revealing a gloating smile, "You lied, you did."

"I didn't!"

"You're eating shit."

"Get out! You're the one eating shit!" Zhao Jiuzhou shouted angrily.

He made sure he didn't eat shit.

Because I vomited for a long time, there was no strange taste in my mouth, and nothing actual came out.

The night was already very late. He had eaten a lot at night and the food in his stomach had been completely digested...

The thing that fell into my stomach just now was definitely not Yoneda Kou.

Zhao Jiuzhou just felt disgusted.

Because when the monster ran out, the septic tank also exploded.

Farmyard manure is all over the sky, making the environment of this alley very bad...

"What's wrong? What happened?!" Outside the alley, Zhu Dachang's group of people, who heard the movement and smelled an incredible smell, ran over quickly with flashlights on.

Just after running a few steps, a large group of people immediately retreated, "Holy crap! Did the cesspit explode?!"

"It exploded! It really exploded!" Wei Mianzi shouted, "Captain Zhu! We picked up a secondary crystal core! It's red!"

"Oh! Really?! Dog luck is so good?" When Zhu Dachang heard that he was rich, he immediately ignored the difficult working environment. He took out a mask and put it on, and ran up happily. However, as he got closer, his steps slowly and slowly

Stopped.

Under the bright light of more than a dozen flashlights, Wei Mianzi's face from head to toe contained traces of nature.

Zhu Dachang's stomach twitched when he saw it. He didn't even have time to ask Wei Mianzi to hand over the crystal core, so he ran to the wall, held the wall with one hand, opened his mouth and vomited: "vomit~~~"

Zhao Jiuzhou had already almost vomited, but when he saw Zhu Dachang acting opposite him again, he couldn't help but hold his breath. After vomiting all the stomach acid, he opened his mouth again and even vomited out the gall, "vomit~~"

"Ugh~~~ Are you still alive?" Zhu Dachang was a little surprised. His face was filled with snot and tears. He thought Zhao Jiuzhou should have died.

Zhao Jiuzhou also took some time out of his busy schedule and replied while vomiting: "Oh~~~Yes, Captain Zhu, did you eat garlic tonight?"

Zhu Dachang: "Yes~vomit~~~"

Zhao Jiuzhou: "I knew it, vomit~~~it stinks..."

"Come out and talk..." Zhu Dachang vomited and vomited, and finally understood what he said, and dragged Zhao Jiuzhou out.
To be continued...