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17. [Chapter 17] The Three Limitations of the Human World

"Master, why did you tell Sarana that she is not Miss Sakura's daughter?"

Hirano Fujishiro, who was in the short knife of the Aotaguchi twins, trotted behind Hanayan, looking at her free and easy appearance of the cassock. She took every step elegantly, but her speed was not slow at all.

"Where is it?" Hua Yan raised her eyebrows in surprise, with a joking smile in her eyes, "I didn't say a word just now! I only said that Sarana is not my child, but I didn't say that she is not Sakura's child."

Hirano was speechless. After thinking about it carefully, the Lord did just say something plausible, and finally sighed with emotion, "I treat you as my own daughter." He really didn't say anything other than "I treat you as my own daughter".

But even if she didn't say anything, she misled Sarana!

Judging from Sarana's current appearance, she decided that Uchiha Sasuke's scumbag father ran away with another woman, and when she had a child, she gave it to her teammates who had loved him so hard, and wandered around the world! This is so unfair!

"Well, don't care about these small details. This is the fate of the future. I just took it a little bit ahead of it-" Hua Yan's index finger and thumb pulled a small gap, indicating his innocence.

Well, Huayan admitted that she was so hot that she was so angry that she was a dead-end stinger. She finally finished the story of Naruto. When she clicked on the generation of the child, she was so thunderous!

The biological mother is not clear! Looking for her father thousands of miles away! Open your eyes for her father! He has made hatred because of love! What is the name "The Scarlet Flowers and the Moon"?! It is better to change the name to "Where Are Dad Going" or "The Temptation to Return to the Village"!

Hua Yan felt that there was too much mouthless, and she knew that this matter was done by the family of three. Although her intervention could change some things, the grudges still existed, so she didn't want to care too much.

The life of human beings, both for plants and for monsters, is too short, as if everything is over once the eyes are closed and things are gone.

Since Kishimoto Shishi created a bloody plot of "Is my mother not my mother, my father or my father going around in circles until the end, is my father my father or my mother?" in order to continuate the story, then it's okay for her to add a fire, right?

Hua Yan thought without any guilt. Instead of letting Sarana suffer for more than ten years due to blood ties, it would be better to let her accept "reality" from the beginning.

In this way, when I find out that my mother is actually her biological mother, this child will definitely be happy, right?

But the bigger thing is that I want to kill myself in the second phase?

Thinking that in the future, Sarana will not only not question her mother, but will also desperately isolate everything from her father to "not expose her mother's pain", Hua Yan's more and more thoughts about watching the show.

Hana Yan specially held a special training class for Uchiha Sarana, called "Cultivation and Analysis of the Secret Technique of Extreme Blood Restoration in the Ninja Realm".

In layman's terms, it is called "the routines and verbal tricks we have taken in those years."

"Sarana, do you know what is the most important thing in this ninja world?"

A monk who is as noble as a bright moon and breeze stands under the bright moon, dancing lightly, and cherry hair flying. The hair color that is as gentle and bright as a mother is always the most beautiful color in the eyes of a girl.

Uchiha Sarana, who already has the ability to think independently under elite education, thought for a while before pondering: "Is it...will?"

——Where there are leaves flying, the will of fire is burning.

"Will is very important." Hua Yan softened her eyebrows and smiled warmly, "But it is not the most important. At least you want to unify the world, it is not the most important."

"What is the most important thing?"

"It's a bond, and a mouth escape!"

Hua Yan slapped the big blackboard beside her and said in an excited tone: "This world is a world that can be conquered by bonds and mouth escape!"

"Let's learn about the three major bloodlines of the ninja world, tears escape! Pretend to escape! And the most annoying mouth escape!"

"In an episode of Naruto, 50% of them are mouth-browing, 30% are recalling the past, 15% are walking on the plot, and the fight scenes only account for 5%!"

Hua Yan was heartbroken: "What a shattering data!"

"How to survive this 50% lip escape, how to successfully counterattack and convince the enemy within this 50% of the time is what you need to understand and learn next!"

"First of all, let's talk about the first bloodline limit - Tears Escape!"

Hua Yan pulled out the photo of Haruno Sakura in a blink of an eye, occupying one-third of the blackboard.

Huayan said seriously: "The only person in our Haruno family who has opened this bloodline limit is your mother, Haruno Sakura. The person who asked her to open this bloodline limit is called ab. He is a gay man who can do everything to set off the protagonist's style. He has opened this bloodline limit for your mother, which is useless. This bloodline limit can allow you to summon your close friends at the most critical moment, let you retreat to the second line, hand the stage to your friends, and let him start his performance."

Sarana was stunned when she heard this. The pen in her hand fell off. She murmured unconsciously: "As a person in the world, do I still need to be someone else's foot pedal?"

When Hua Yan heard this, she felt very relieved and said in a very sigh: "It's great that Sarana has this idea, yes! How can people in the world become other people's pedals? But what should be learned still need to be learned!"

"Teaching you this has two purposes. First, you must learn to seize the opportunity to be a summoning beast and let your friends hand over the stage to you; second, you must be clear about this routine and avoid others summoning other summoning beasts."

Sarana took notes and said bravely: "But uncle! Mom doesn't cry often! I have never seen her cry!"

"Because girls' tears are very precious, the ultimate move cannot be shown for others casually. Only when you realize that you need to use it can you consider showing this killer - for example, when you want to deal with your dad, you can consider this secret technique. I promise your father will kneel down every minute! Of course, the limitations of tears escape are very large, and only those who care about you will work, otherwise the effect will be greatly reduced."

"This is a big move, Yingying must be killed! We are called Yingying monsters, and we are the ones standing at the peak of the ninja world, because Tears Escape is the only one who restrains the mouth Escape!"

"Below is the second bloodline limit - pretense escape! This is the only bloodline limit that can restrain tears escape. It can be said that these three bloodline limits are mutually generated and restrained! You need to find the balance and be proficient in utilization!"

"Pretty escape is a special bloodline inherited by the Uchiha clan. You can trace your ancestor Uchiha Madara, and you can trace your father Uchiha Sasuke! They are all the heirs of the Pretty escape."

"Pretending to escape and restrain the tears will make you look particularly cold, ruthless and unreasonable, and will make you handsome, chic and high-end! But this bloodline limit has great limitations, which is also the reason why you need to use it properly!"

"Because you are struck by lightning. Once you are not pretending to behave, you will be rough, and the degree of shame caused by instant backlash is directly multiplied by two times."

Sarana raised her hand silently again: "Father can escape from thunder, why is his father still struck by lightning?"

Hanayan underestimated Uchiha Nizuko: "To break up those who are more pretentious than him."

Sarana shut up and said nothing.

"In the end, it is the strongest bloodline of the ninja world who restrains the wear and escape but is restrained by tears - mouth escape! All great men are good at mouth escape! For example, the first generation of Naruto Mesa Senju Hashirama and the seventh generation of Mesa Uzumaki Naruto, they are all the best!"

Hua Yan threw out a thick brick book and looked at Sarana's little eyes that suddenly turned into Doudou's eyes. He said with emotion: "I have practiced for more than 300 years... Wow, I have been teaching you more than 30 years of lip art skills today! Sarana! You must remember that you must remember the things in this book, and you can use them to trick others at any time, or avoid being tricked by others."

Sarana murmured and didn't dare to speak. When she opened the first page of the book, she saw a sentence written on the first line of the book.

"The First Chapter of Mouth-Love and Hate"

"Love may be without reason, but there must be hatred. The hatred based on love as the root will be born together."

Sarana's little hand shook, she turned over a few more pages, and couldn't help but whisper: "...I think it makes sense."

Hua Yan said deeply: "You can only convince others to believe it, but you must clearly distinguish what is verbal and what is sincere. But if you bring me a lot of empty checks, then I will pretend that I have never raised you, my niece."

Sarana: "..." I don't know how to be so fierce.

Successfully fooled Sarana to start the three-year simulation of the college entrance examination for five years. Huayan took Zong San to run out of Konoha Village and continued her great cause of unifying the world.

Talent is very important, and when we mention this, Hanayan remembers a strange creature that is somewhat out of place with the entire Naruto world.

The legendary Konoha Sannin, the poison in porn/gambling/poison, the legendary legendary can be men, women, attack or defend, and can also mitotic and give birth to children by themselves and use cloning technology to revive the Uchiha clan - Orochimaru.

For Hanayan, Orochimaru's value is definitely higher than any ninja in this world.

Why are you talking about? Isn’t this nonsense?

When everyone believes in will and bonds, only this guy believes in science!

This is the world. If you take a half step, you are a genius, if you take a step, you are a madman, if you take a big step, you are the public enemy of the world.

Orochimaru is a genius at the level of the world's public enemy.

But for Huayan, technology! It means a weapon that is one step ahead of others! It means a steady stream of money! It means a cultural strength to unify the world!

Hanayan took Sozo's shell and swept many towns and finally found Orochimaru's nest. Since Orochimaru's mental illness ended in the fourth World War, he has also changed from a rebellious ninja to a free ninja who has become the king.

Hua Yan was thinking about how to bring the cunning snake who was also good at talking to Benmai back. Who knew that there was a small accident in it.

As the name of Daimai of Fire Kingdom, he visited the leader of Yinin Village. Hanayan and Sozo were brought into Yinin Village by the welcome specifications of guests above.

Orochimaru has the same image as in the anime. His facial features are feminine, suitable for men and women, and he looks younger than Naruto Uzumaki, who is a little aging due to overwork.

He was wearing a doctor's white robe, with abnormal white skin, thick eye shadow and eyeliner, a pair of eyes that seemed to be smiling and laughing, and the corners of his lips that seemed to be ridiculed and sarcastic.

And the one standing beside him, with dark hair and dark eyes, and one arm missing—
Chapter completed!
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