Chapter 212 The bastard
When the fist was about to hit the other party, the two of them stopped tacitly, looked at each other's eyes and shouted loudly: "Stone, scissors, cloth~"
After shouting, he kept changing his gestures below. Tang Xiaobao stared at David viciously and said, "Xiao Yang, you think you can win me, and you are not afraid to tell you that I have won the rock-paper-scissors since I was a child, so there is no such thing as others winning;
Do you know what my name is in the world? Listen carefully to me. Don’t be so scared that you can sit on the ground with your legs weak and your butt. Grandpa, I am known as the Great Devil of the Rock-Scissors in the world. How about it? You’re scared."
David looked at him without any panic and said, "Your sister, where did you come from so much nonsense? Are you doing it right? Hurry up~"
Tang Xiaobao said angrily: "Okay, OK, really, I don't know what you are anxious about. You can't be a little patient in such a critical battle. The originally tense atmosphere has just been mobilized, but now it's fine, it's gone all in a flash."
David rolled his eyes and said, "Don't tell me about those sluts here, what a tense atmosphere, just a rock-scissor makes you feel like you are going to have a life-and-death duel."
Tang Xiaobao said: "Dedede, there is nothing to say about people like you who don't know how to appreciate it. It's like playing the piano to a cow, hey~ I'm lonely!"
Seeing that he was still chattering, David said, "Do you come or not? I will leave if you don't come. Besides, just your skills in stick-scissors. Don't you know a little about it? You are still bragging about these great devils, such as the great devil of the rock-scissors. It's so funny."
When Tang Xiaobao heard him say this, he became furious and said, "I tell you David, this thing is all based on luck. In the past, it was just that I was not lucky. This time I had a premonition that you thought you would lose."
David nodded and said, "Yes, yes, you have a premonition. I remember you said that the same thing last time, and the last time~"
As soon as he heard him revealing his old truth, Tang Xiaobao hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, stop talking, I'll call one, two, three, let's look down together~"
He quickly changed the topic that made him very embarrassed. He believed that this time he would definitely win and avenge his previous shame, because he had a strong premonition, and he had a premonition that he would definitely win.
"One, two, three~" When the three words were shouted out, Tang Xiaobao and David immediately turned their gaze from each other's eyes to the bottom.
Tang Xiaobao looked down excitedly. The scene in front of him made the smile on his face solidify and hung it unnaturally on his face, because what he saw was a stone and a scissor. The result was obvious that the stone was produced by David.
After seeing that he won, David smiled and waved his fist in front of Tang Xiaobao, saying, "Your premonition is really accurate, but it seems that every time you have a premonition that I can win, then this matter is solved so perfectly. You must agree with my opinion of that girl."
After saying that, he laughed and sat back on the chair, looking at Tang Xiaobao with a sad face.
At this time, Tang Xiaobao stared at the scissors he had made, knelt on the ground with a "thump", covered his chest and said, "I lost again, I lost again, and I lost in such an important matter."
He took out his cell phone from his clothes in pain, looked at Su Jing's photo and said sadly: "I'm sorry, I didn't protect you well and let you be slandered by a shameless bastard. This is all my fault. Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w
David became less and less active as he heard it, and said, "Okay, I can say a few words. One bastard on the left and the other bastard on the right. Do you really think I don't exist, right?"
Tang Xiaobao looked at him with his resentful eyes and said, "Isn't it? Who said those words that you said were all said, and he forced me to agree with them. You are simply inhumane and even more assholes."
David was angry and smiled and said, "Tang Xiaobao, Tang Xiaobao, I found that you are so thick-skinned. I used to think you were thick-skinned enough, but I didn't expect that I still underestimated your shamelessness. I admire you, really admire you."
Tang Xiaobao knew that David was scolding him, so he pretended not to hear him and said, "Hmph~ My master won't let me talk to the bastard~"
After saying that, he got up and patted the dust on his pants, and then sat upright on the chair, as if nothing had happened, with a calm expression, without any embarrassment from his embarrassing behavior just now.
Seeing Tang Xiaobao like this, David said speechlessly: "It's true that a tree will die without bark. People are shameless and invincible in the world."
But Tang Xiaobao didn't want to talk to this person who had a very different aesthetic view at this time, so the argument between the two of them was truly over, otherwise it would be hard to say.
The day passed quickly. The next morning, Lin Wenfeng saw Tang Xiaobao walking out of the room with a tired look on his face and said, "What's wrong? Didn't you have a good rest yesterday?"
Tang Xiaobao yawned and said, "It's not that he didn't have a good rest, but that he didn't sleep at all."
After hearing what he said, Lin Wenfeng shook his head and said, "You, you ask me to tell me what you are good about. Forget it, you can just do your own business. Anyway, the ugly words are ahead. Don't blame me for being punished when the time comes~"
After saying that, he walked towards the Sanqing Palace, leaving Tang Xiaobao alone behind and smiling bitterly, saying to himself: "It seems that today's life is not easy again~"
David, who had just arrived behind him, smiled and said, "You've had a good day, I thought you're used to it~"
Tang Xiaobao looked around and said, "Well~ Why did I listen to my dear David speak again? It seems that I miss him so much. I really hope he can come back soon."
David looked at him with a funny look and said, "What are you doing? I'm standing next to you!"
Tang Xiaobao stared at him expressionlessly and said, "I'm sorry, my lord doesn't let me talk to the bastard, hum~." After that, he walked towards the hall without looking back.
David looked at his back and said, "Okay~ I can't get the title of this bastard. I really don't know what magic that woman has. She actually turned him into a complete slut. I really want to see him when I have the chance, but my figure is really a flaw! It's not the type I like."
Then he gestured a little in the air, combined with his own brains, and nodded with satisfaction: "If this is the case, then this girl will be perfect, but it's a pity, why don't you know how to eat more? She's as thin as a monkey, alright!"
David shook his head and followed Tang Xiaobao's pace.
Chapter completed!