Chapter 168 Still Not Confessing?
Yang Qian is really a straight man.
And it's the kind that can't bend.
Bang ~
Ah Xing slapped Yang Qian in the face.
Puff~
Yang Qian hugged Ah Xing and rubbed his face against Ah Xing's chest, "Brother, I know that you have lost ** and feel very uncomfortable. If you want to beat or scold Xiting Zun, as long as you feel good."
"Take your face away~"
A Xing can no longer stand a straight man like Yang Qian.
"I won't take it! I won't take it!" Yang Qian said, "Although you have lost your **, I still have it!"
Yang Qian cried and shouted at Li Song that the situation was urgent.
"Bandage! Bandage! Prepare bandages for my brother! See if my brother's ** can still be attached."
Li Song didn't have time to mess with straight men, and there were enemies outside the door now.
Li Song held m4 and leaned against the window, observing the surroundings alertly.
Behind a tree outside the house, Li Song saw a black shadow.
After discovering the enemy's target, Li Song returned the enemy's grenade.
Explode instantly~~
The enemy's feet were blown down.
In fact, in real combat, the power of the fragment grenade is much greater than we imagined.
Li Song used m4 to shoot the enemy to death.
The enemy turned into a ray of blue light and flew into the sky, leaving behind a large box of supplies, and the enemy was eliminated.
"Li Song, did you hear me asking you to take a bandage?"
Yang Qian was angry, and his hands tightly covered Ah Xing's crotch and said, "Blood is still flowing! Li Song quickly!"
Li Song licked the bag happily, and finally couldn't help it.
"What are you so much? ** Are you numb?" Li Song cursed.
"Hmph! I knew that it was not reliable to make friends in this situation." Yang Qian said angrily.
"A Xing is a woman, and the bleeding from the crotch is just because of the aunt. How much advantage did you take invisibly?"
Li Song told the truth.
Yang Qian's hand was still placed in A Xing's crotch, "stop bleeding" for A Xing.
Yang Qian vetoed: "My brother seems to be a man!"
Ah Xing kept trying to pull Yang Qian's hand away, but Yang Qian just refused to let go. Ah Xing explained: "Yang Qian, I'm a woman!"
"ah?"
Yang Qian was shocked and saw Ah Xing take off his hat. Ah Xing's long hair was floating, and strands of it developed into a woman's scent.
"Are you really a woman?"
Yang Qian quickly took his hand away from A Xing's crotch.
"Then...what is the blood in your crotch?"
"It just happened once a month." Ah Xing said shyly.
I have said a long time ago that Yang Qian is a straight man, so he should explain it to him clearly, otherwise he would ask some very stupid questions.
"Once every month is related to bleeding? Where did you hurt?"
“Mental period!”
Ah Xing scratched her angrily, glared at Yang Qian, and after saying a word, he went upstairs angrily.
"Mental period?" Yang Qian carefully calculated, Li Song shook his head, hey, this kind of person deserves no girlfriend.
After licking the enemy's bag, Li Song returned to the building.
Because the first floor has been blown into a pig's nest.
So everyone moved to the second floor and rested on the second floor.
Now that it has been two days since it was in the real battlefield, news came from the system that there were still 88 survivors left. Putting aside the few people who left with unqualified parachutes, there were actually not many people who were actually eliminated. Perhaps, what Yang Qian said about "zombie attack" would be true.
This was originally a challenge to the host, and it was not strange to add a little "zombie" element.
Yang Qian sat on the sofa without saying a word. It was obvious that this man was troubled by Ah Xing's "menstrual problems".
Li Song sat next to Yang Qian and took a nap.
"Li Song, do you know menstruation?" Yang Qian couldn't help it, and asked in a low voice.
Li Song took a nap, his eyes too lazy to open, and said, "Earth people, except you, know what menstruation is."
"I'm not an earthling." Yang Qian said aggrievedly, "I don't know what the hell is menstruation."
Li Song was stunned, opened his eyes and looked at Yang Qian, "You look like a slut, aren't you an earthling?"
"My planet is not in the Milky Way, and I have never said menstruation from women on our planet." Yang Qian said.
Li Song said: "Since you are not an earthling, I will be kind enough to popularize it for you. Regarding women's menstruation, once a month, it will be accompanied by bleeding from the lower part. It is also a unique detoxification function for women. In short, women on our earth will bleed every month."
"Women on Earth are so strong. They will never die if they shed blood every month?" Yang Qian exclaimed.
"Of course, otherwise why do you call a female mouse?" Li Song said with a smile.
Yang Qian shrank his neck and said, "Then I'll stay away from A Xing in the future. A Xing is a woman on Earth and a dying female mouse."
Li Song thought to himself that if Ah Xing was an earthling, then Ah Xing was likely to be a member of Ultraman's plan.
"But..." Li Song came to a very steep mountain road. "Although women are fierce, the only ones who can subdue women on earth are us men, and men are also considered women's natural enemies."
"I can't even understand what you said." Yang Qian scratched his head.
"Anyway, if you like A Xing, just go and chase him. You have touched the mysterious place and rubbed your hidden breasts. You, a big man, have to be responsible, right?" Li Song said.
"I don't know if Ah Xing likes me."
"Are you a coward or a man? Confession is something that a man does! Are you still waiting for a woman to confess? Wait for a single life!"
Li Song saw his own shadow from Yang Qian.
If you like a girl, you have to take the initiative and rush to the point, like a man?
"I wonder if Ah Xing will pay attention to me in the future." Yang Qian said in a tangled heart.
Li Song reminded: "If you want to confirm the relationship between A Xing and Ah Xing, hurry up. Don't wait until the zombies come tonight. You will talk about love in a hurry. I'll make an appointment in advance. I won't play with you."
"Li Song, you don't know that I have always regarded Ah Xing as a good friend, but now I suddenly want to become a boyfriend and girlfriend. I can't adapt to it."
"Damn~, you have seen Ah Xing's body all over, now you say you can't adapt?"
Li Song was speechless, feeling that Yang Qian was too timid in terms of feelings. "The girl hasn't said anything yet. You are twitching here. Otherwise, you can eliminate it as soon as possible and chop off the thing in your crotch."
"That won't work. I'm the only one. I will continue the family line in the future."
"Anyway, I don't care. When the zombies come tonight, I don't care about you two. I just care about Xiao Li. Whether you can handle the relationship well and win the relationship before the zombie is up to you." After Li Song said that, he got up and went to Xiao Li's room, preparing to discuss with Xiao Li's strategy to fight the zombie tonight.
Chapter completed!