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Chapter 1 The scumbags are a family

"In this era, Ruhua can become a little fairy after putting on makeup. Little fairy may become a little fairy even if she removes makeup. Not only are women wearing makeup or not putting on makeup, but even learning is the same. I clearly recognize these numbers, but why do you have to dress up so many strange symbols on it? What does this tm mean? It's hard to tell the difference between male and female. I can't figure it out even if I make it big, f*ck."

Guo Shaoxia compared a middle finger to the numbers surrounded by various symbols in the mathematics book, and cursed helplessly.

"Oh~? Is the sun coming out from the west today? Young man, you don't sleep and keep your energy to practice masturbation at night, and you are still starting to study?" Guo Shaoxia's deskmate Wang Shang heard this emotion. He took advantage of the time to return to the city to put down his phone and poked his head out of the window. Seeing that the sun was still rising from a familiar direction, Wang Shang could only touch Guo Shaoxia's forehead: "Are you having a fever, or have you been traveled by a reborn demon king immortal emperor? Or have you been possessed by something dirty?"

Wang Shang's words successfully attracted Zhang Zhen's attention in the front row. As a classmate who was already a little obsessed with reading the scriptures of cultivation every day, Zhang Zhen immediately turned a solemn face and stretched out a few fingers to pretend to calculate: "Not good! I calculated that the dim light of the purple micro-star last night means that there must be a demon who has arrived in the world. I believe this demon has already possessed the young hero. It is quite difficult to deal with it with the cultivation level of the Mahayana stage. If I can reconcile with any little immortal in the class, it is best to get help from Fairy Bi Yao, I will definitely be able to drive out the evil spirits in my body for the young hero."

"Get out, two trash! Those who should drink pesticides will continue to drink, and those who should continue to drink will poison you. If you should practice your true nature, you will continue to practice. If your mind is not right, thunder tribulation will kill you." Guo Shaoxia gave the two a blank look and then compared them with one middle finger to the two, and pointed the index finger at the Li Shuang beside Zhang Zhen who was about to speak: "Li Fat, if you dare to talk nonsense, I can definitely add icing on the cake, making you fatter and fatter. Your mother won't recognize you."

Taking Guo Shaoxia's tyranny as a campus bully, Li Shuang immediately shut up, quickly stuffed a handful of snacks into her mouth, picked up her mobile phone and continued to fight with Wang Shang.

"What a fuck? I'll support you, enlarge it, and mess with him."

"Fight adc first, don't worry about this meat!"

Listening to the familiar words the two said, Guo Shaoxia shook his head, supported his side face with one hand, and looked at the rising sun slowly rising outside the window, but his heart was not warmed by the rising sun, but was confused.

He knew very well that his current learning foundation was really bad. He skipped classes and had not studied hard on the Internet for many years. Fortunately, he could only keep up with the liberal arts courses as long as he reads and memorized more. Science courses, especially mathematics, which must be studied step by step and cannot be interrupted, it will be difficult to catch up once it falls... This is also the reason why Guo Shaoxia was worried. Seeing those familiar numbers and strange symbols combined into strange "things", he was one of them.

Now, Guo Shaoxia understands the feelings of the teacher and the four parents about him, just like his current feelings about learning: one is the first and two are big.

Guo Shaoxia, male, 16 years old, skipped classes and was a common occurrence, contradicted the teacher, beat classmates... These things, one by one, won him the title of "Zhutan Middle School Little Overlord".

For a while, he thought it was a good reputation, until the "sister" in his heart bluntly exposed his last bit of concealment, told him that this was a garbage title, and beat him up... Yes, the famous "Zhutan Middle School Little Boy" was beaten by the school beauty, and had a gaze spread in the school... Although both parties involved never admitted it. Someone insisted on saying that this was a rumor that he accidentally fell and his nose and face was swollen, but both parties knew it was true.

"The abominable Taekwondo Black Belt Seventh Section, the ancients did not deceive me. Only by knowing yourself and your enemy can you win every battle! I didn't expect that my reputation would be in the hands of a wild girl movie for a lifetime. It's unbearable!" Thinking of this, Guo Shaoxia's eyes were furious, and he clenched his fists and had to let go, because he knew very well that it was basically impossible to defeat the other party on his body, unless he had entered a monk and went to Shaolin Temple for ten or eight years. Although it was not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, Guo Shaoxia never thought he was a gentleman, so he was trying to find a way to get back from morning to night.

Otherwise, how could the depression in your chest be released?

It would be fine if you were beaten, after all, the ancients said that a gentleman did not have the same knowledge as a woman. Although Guo Shaoxia was angry, she was not unable to forgive her. Of course, in order to convince herself that she was beaten and could not take revenge, Guo Shaoxia could be a gentleman when necessary.

However, this wild girl teamed up with four "mothers and mothers" to bet with her, saying that the team in the S5 Chinese competition area could not enter the semi-finals, and even the quarter-finals would depend on luck, and it was afraid that only one team would have such luck. This made Guo Shaoxia, who had just played the game for half a year and laughed and sneered.

As the master of the first zone, the initiator and captain of the largest dark horse of the Hundred Cities League, the person who has entered professional e-sports with half a foot, Guo Shaoxia knows how terrible the strength of those teams in the Chinese competition area is. As long as they perform normally, it is easy to enter the quarterfinals. In particular, the seed team LGD gathered last season's champion AD and genius mid laner, and it is very likely to win the first place. The second team EGG, as a team that defeated the universe team SKT and won the midseason championship, is very likely to win the first place. The third team can compete with No. 1 and No. 2 and advance into the World Championship is not worse than the No. 1 seed in other regions. After all, the game media in the country have this tone.

It can be said that these three teams do not need to have any surprises. As long as they perform normally, it is impossible to have the situation like Chen Biyao said. With strong confidence in the OLPL region, Guo Shaoxia bet with four parents and a wild girl, and signed a treaty that he thought was impossible to lose at the time. Since there were a total of six people present, the name of the treaty was the Six-Party Talks Treaty.

The specific content of the treaty is very simple: if you win, you will no longer interfere with playing games and skipping classes in the future, and will give him the freedom he wants.

If you lose, you must exit the Lunian world and turn to study. As long as the total academic score can be less than 20 points from Chen Biyao, you will not stop you from entering the Lunian world again.

He was so happy at that time that he thought that this was the wild girl who was afraid that her brother would bully her, who had just arrived, so he tried his best to fool her four parents into pleading with the gifts he gave. For this reason, he patted Chen Biyao on the shoulder and said in an elder tone: Girl, if you are interested, I will be so sensible to you, and I will protect you from now on.

Chen Biyao just smiled meaningfully. It was not until the result of the game that Guo Shaoxia was shocked that this was not a meeting gift at all. It was a pit that had been dug for him specifically! This was a warning!

However, as a young man who is addicted to the Internet, it is easy to quit masturbation. However, due to the existence of the Six-Party Tax Treaty, Guo Shaoxia is not good at turning against her and refuses to admit it. As a man, he has to be willing to accept the loss. So even if he wants to masturbate, he can only hold it in his hands and not masturbate. Although when reading a book, he will automatically see that the word "Dream" will appear in his mind: "I use my hands to achieve your dream." Eat mushroom soup and think that the mushroom is poisonous and slows down..., and even after a gust of wind, he will automatically add a sentence: Hasa~!

Finally, Guo Shaoxia, who thought that he was not good, found a favorable condition from the brief six-party talks. As long as he was less than 20 points from Chen Biyao to study, he found that this girl was the first in the first grade of high school!!

It was not until that moment that he realized that this was not an ordinary pit, it was a sinkhole that could not be climbed out!

Guo Shaoxia is very clear about his level of study. How can he compare with the first place in his studies? His grades in a subject are more than his total scores in each subject!!

After all, Chen Biyao is in the top class and is always the first place in the ordinary class, and he is the last place in the last year. The learning gap between the two sides is simply measured by light years...

Guo Shaoxia had to cry out in pain: God, the earth, don’t play like this!

After sighing to the sky and being strong, Guo Shaoxia had to deceive herself, shouting the slogan that made me happy, diving into the book, accidentally learned from the idiom "The Immortal" and using her brain again. As the saying goes, people have mistakes and make mistakes. As long as Chen Biyao performs abnormally and takes a little bit of the exam, wouldn't he have hope to return to the stadium again?

In order to return to the rapper world, Guo Shaoxia threatened and tempted Chen Biyao, bombed the good and bad words in turn, gave breakfast, fanned her, put down the dignity of the little overlord, and bowed down, and compromised, but it was useless. Chen Biyao enjoyed his diligent dedication without hesitation, and did not let him go without mercy. After the exam, he was still only able to compare with other students' total score after studying...

The fish was not eaten and it was also fishy. The school started to have rumors that the school grass was humbly pursuing the school beauties but could not get it. Of course, the rumors were not self-defeating soon, because at a parent-teacher meeting, Guo Shaoxia's father and stepmother, Chen Biyao's mother and stepmother, that is, their parents, were praised and criticized by the school teachers respectively.

Yes, it was praised by Chen Biyao's parents, and it was criticized by Guo Shaoxia's parents, but both sides were the same people...

The school was unexpectedly expecting this situation, because it was just before that Chen Biyao's parents praised her for teaching them well, so that they could teach good students at top level. They asked the two to go on stage to share their experiences in being a high school student's parents. They also went up and said some experience casually. Then, the teacher who hosted the parent meeting asked Guo Shaoxia's parents to stand up and express his learning experience on what Chen Biyao's parents said just now... When he saw Chen Biyao's parents standing up again, the teacher thought they heard it wrong and reiterated that they were Guo Shaoxia's parents. It was not until Guo Shaoxia's father Guo Fengxia coughed and whispered: "Teacher, we heard it right, the one who was not good-for-working happened to be our son. His mother went abroad to negotiate business. I was responsible for this parent meeting."

So an awkward situation, the most awkward parent exchange meeting in history happened...

After the meeting, Guo Shaoxia's quality of life dropped sharply by 99%, and her living expenses were cut off. She began her hard life of eating steamed buns and eating instant noodles. Chen Biyao's quality of life flew up and began a life of luxury.

Finally, once in the morning, Guo Shaoxia, who was drinking mineral water and even unable to afford milk, witnessed Chen Biyao's behavior of giving up a bowl of egg lean noodles after eating a few bites and completely ignited his anger. He walked over indignantly, and did not care about swallowing the hard steamed bun in his mouth after spending the night and scolding the prodigal girl. However, because he couldn't speak clearly because he couldn't speak clearly, Chen Biyao didn't hear what he said, but almost choked to death. In the end, Chen Biyao threw him a bottle of lactic acid bacteria to help him swallow it so that he could pass through this breath.

However, the angry Guo Shaoxia would not express his gratitude for saving his life. He drank other people's lactic acid bacteria and wasting food was shameful. He recited a classic ancient poem for children: Who knew that every grain of food on the plate was hard, and under the shocked gaze of many people in the canteen, he ate the remaining noodles of Chen Biyao without hesitation.

Maybe I felt that the atmosphere was wrong, so I took some effort to read another ancient poem again with confidence: The wine and meat in the rich family smelled smelly, and the bones were frozen to death on the road.

With the ancient poetry as his confidence, he wiped his mouth after eating and drinking. When his stomach was full, Guo Shaoxia became more courageous and glared at Chen Biyao and said, "I don't know how to eat people, I can't give in, but I will still be tough. A man just wants to go to the end. I tell you, you have to cheat me, and I will never finish it without giving up."

Chen Biyao looked at him calmly with a look of a fool: "Tell me, I will continue whatever you want."

Stimulated by this gaze, Guo Shaoxia was so angry that she was brave. She didn't care about this public place and challenged Chen Biyao to fight: "Okay, I have a good time to practice, don't worry, no matter what, you...at least... you are my sister, I won't beat you too badly, nor will you slap your face, and look pretty good."

Although he felt his face burning after saying that, although he was arrogant and domineering, fighting was as normal as eating and drinking, the girl had never fought. However, as a "public figure" at Zhutan Middle School, he was used to being saluted by others.

"Okay, I'm fine. I won't pick the time anymore. I've been tolerating you for a long time. I think it's time to finish class today. You can decide the location. No matter what, you... at least... I'll force it... I'll be my brother, I'll show mercy, but your face is very ungrateful, I don't promise not to slap in the face." Chen Biyao's tone was plain and tit-for-tat.

"Okay, I send your phone before the place is over. I warn you not to complain to the teacher and parents! Otherwise, hum~, how did my title come from? You can tell me!" Since the superficial harmony was torn apart, Guo Shaoxia was no longer polite. He couldn't be polite anyway. He immediately issued a vicious warning, glared at the crazy-protecting fans who surrounded her sister, who were full of indignation, raised her fists and said, "I'm not punishing my sister. Although it has nothing to do with you, you can be unwilling to accept it. Find some time to practice!"

I was watching the celestial phenomena at night and found that the purple qi came from the east and ran through the sun. I believe that a treasure of the treasure must be born here. Friends, please help me capture this treasure with one arm. My fellow Taoists obeyed my orders and threw out the recommended talisman in my hand, which could slow down the treasure. Click to add to the bookshelf, and the treasure was captured by the fellow Taoists... (Zhang Zhen)

(End of this chapter)
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