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chapter 001. my old man will be very strong when he is young

"I would be very strong when I was young. I would step on heroes in all worlds, and I would beat the gods of all the heavens and defeat all the heroes. It would be difficult to resist if I traveled across the heavens and the worlds for tens of thousands of years. I would never get a single opponent in my life. I am truly lonely and embarrassed."

Old Zhao looked up slightly at the sky, and as if he was full of emotion as if he was thrusting the red plum.

The choking cheap smoke filled the lung cavity and settled for a few seconds. As the spicy heat gradually became hot, he slowly exhaled and sighed with satisfaction: "I will be so invincible!"

"but…"

He lowered his head, under the belly of a slightly bulging general, the special flip-flops for shopping malls worth 5 yuan were stepping on the face of the bull-headed demon king who had lost consciousness, had a bruised nose and a swollen face, and was beaten so hard that he couldn't even recognize his mother.

Old Zhao took a deep breath of lipstick plums again, savoring the pleasure of the burning smoke passing through his throat and filling his lung cavity. His hands holding the cigarette were trembling slightly: "I was awesome back then, but now I have become a new generation of world-destroying demon king at the level of young and fresh meat. I dare to mock me like a girl who only knows how to buy vegetables and cook?!"

He shattered his head with one foot, white, red, black, and scattered, and the wailing soul was pursed. Old Zhao bounced his cigarette butt: "Are you learning to destroy the world at a young age?" He spit out the smoke ring and snorted coldly: "I'm really looking for death!"

"Didi...Didi...Didi..."

Only three seconds later, the alarm clock ringing of the phone rang directly.

Lao Zhao was immediately in a hurry to take out the Nokia, the magic machine he had used for more than 10 years in his beach pants. Seeing that the time had been scheduled for 6:00 in the morning, he quickly cleared the space and prepared to leave.

"By the way!" He seemed to think of something, teleported to the top of the world's highest holy mountain, and found the basket he had just dropped when he landed. Seeing that the fresh celery and cabbage he had just bought in the vegetable market this morning were not thrown out, he was relieved: "I can drink the whole vegetable dumpling soup this morning!"

"Uh...this..." Old Zhao teleported back to the realm of destruction, looking at the world-destroying demon king whose head was completely destroyed and completely disappeared due to his broken head, a huge yellow cow with dark hair.

"No matter how you say it's a young man, right?"

Old Zhao thought that the beef had increased prices recently, so he hurried over and looked around with guilt, reached out and put it in the basket after tucking in a few strokes: "Maybe it's good to have braised beef noodles in the morning?"

I comforted myself, and I quickly slipped through the space. Cough cough, the image of a middle-aged man is also very important!

Besides, it will be too late if you don’t leave.

no way.

My wife and children are about to wake up.

According to family habits, after washing up, meals must be started on time at 7:00.

Then the eldest daughter who had just passed the civil service exam had to go out to work after 30 minutes, and then the youngest son who was facing the college entrance examination had to ride a mountain bike to school after 15 minutes. After another 15 minutes, even his wife had to go to check out the spot.

Well, that's right, Lao Zhao had no choice but to find that his silly wife, who could even make fried eggs, was actually going to open a food store to build the most popular and popular internet celebrity food store!

"It's so crazy!"

Lao Zhao instantly returned to the side of the community unit building.

Turning around the corner of the wall, a smile appeared on his face, and holding the basket, he quickly lowered his head and said hello: "Auntie Si, you are so early, have you gotten up so early?"

"Yeah!" Aunt Fourth was leaning on a crutch, and she was in her seventies. "So it was Xiao Zhao? Old bones are not as good as you young people!" As she said that, she came over, and her seemingly dim old eyes flashed with Sharingans that were no less than a marleidoscope: "Ho, what are you buying beef? I heard that the price is not cheap recently!"

"Buy something for your wife and children!" Lao Zhao still smiled on his face: "Why don't you say that Xiaoying and Xiaosheng are also getting better at home. They are young and can't delay their nutrition."

"Well, it's reasonable! It's reasonable!" Aunt Fourth showed a bright smile with missing front teeth: "I just said Xiao Zhao, you Gu family, your wife and children are considerate. Look at my child, who is busy with this and that person outside all day, either with the director or the manager's wine shop. He comes back every day until two or three o'clock in the morning, and isn't he still asleep now. Don't talk about buying vegetables and cooking, I guess I'll go home after buying vegetables and cooking porridge, and I don't have to take a sip when I get up!"

"Career is the priority, career is the priority." Old Zhao showed an embarrassing and polite smile on his face. With the expression of the fourth aunt's unsatisfactory, she quickly slipped to the second floor with a basket and returned home.

He took out the key from his pocket and opened the door, and a black shadow rushed over.

"Wow! Wow!"

The Siberian Hakka dog at home stood up, with thick claws on his chest, and his big tongue kept trying to lick his mouth. The enthusiasm made Lao Zhao feel more eager than his stupid wife.

No, Lao Zhao instantly realized that this idea was extremely wrong and terrible!

"Woof, woof, woof!"

But soon this erhat was attracted by the taste in the vegetable basket.

It was like injecting chicken blood, pushing Lao Zhao away, jumping and jumping on the ground, staring at the vegetable basket, sniffing hard, and making a coquettish sound from his mouth, blinking his big eyes as he looked at Lao Zhao with a charming look.

Lao Zhao feels that his slut is really about to become a spirit!

"well!"

Lao Zhao reached out and patted Erha's head, and said in a depressed tone: "Eha, my family has been in a tight mortgage recently. It's okay for you to eat this beef, but you have to know that what you eat is not beef, blood, tears, and life!!!"

As he said that, he pushed Erha's head away and came to the kitchen to put the vegetable basket high.

"Aowu Wang~"

Erha looked at the vegetable basket at a high place and let out a slight wail.

As if he was crying, he lay at the kitchen door and refused to let Lao Zhao come out. He covered his head with his claws, but looked at him quietly, looking at him with a grievance that you had a dog outside and didn't want me anymore.

"...Okay, I can only give you a small piece!" Old Zhao finally sighed helplessly, reached out from the basket and cut the size of a palm into the air. It was about half a pound, but after thinking about it, he cut a piece of meat that was only three fingers wide, and threw it to Erha who had already stood up with his tongue cheering up: "Eha, our family just bought a house and had a 12-year mortgage. He could have the heart to eat meat, but the landlords didn't have any surplus food either!"

"Wo Wang~" looked at Lao Zhao with contempt, and with his tail stomped in a flash, he rushed to his nest on the balcony of the living room with his head and turned his head from time to time, and he turned his head and glanced at Lao Zhao, looking like he was afraid that someone would snatch the flesh that had reached his mouth again.

"Wori?!" Old Zhao's eyes were twitching: "This dog is really untreated!" He spat hard, turned around and entered the kitchen with the basket, tied his apron and started to pick up the meat and vegetables.

After all, he is a living person, can he have the same knowledge as this Haha?

Old Zhao was washing vegetables silently.
Chapter completed!
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