Chapter 106: The Ice Whisperers Council - Sima Dang Homayi's Office
As an institution that manages all the cultivators, superpowers, professionals, blood clans, werewolves, other clans, etc. in China.
The actual organizational structure of the Iceman Council...is very messy.
In most cases, the Iceman Council only has one permanent department, "Night Patrolman", although all abnormal humans in China have registered with Night Patrolman.
At the same time, there are many temporary departments of the Iceman Council and their names are varied.
For example, the busiest department now - "Preparation Committee of the All-China Immortal Cultivation College"
The most leisurely department - "Big Boys' Fishing Association"
The most distinctive department - "Flexible Anti-Nuclear Explosion Research Institute"
The most practical department-"Manual Intervention Weather Leading Group"
The richest department - "Artificial Synthetic Ores Research Institute (Krypton Gold Research Institute)"
The most mysterious department—"
Department that often neglects the duties and deducts bonuses - "Office of Research on Military Equipment and Foreign Relations and Public Opinion Guidance"
The department that comes into contact with the most paper money - "Cultivators Business Federation"
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And the newly established department - "Simadang Huomayi Office"
The functions of this department - just solve the relevant matters related to the comprehensive withdrawal of various international intelligence organizations and departments from China, and try not to make the other party in charge die.
Department establishment time - three minutes ago...
"Damn what the hell! Why do we always have to leave this kind of messy thing that looks very troublesome at first glance?" Sima Dang slapped a stack of documents on the desktop in anger.
"Just because our two names are connected together, just like what Zhou Taizu Su said in the silence of "a dead horse is a living horse", we throw all the strange and strange things to us?
I want to protest, I want to complain! Where is the Consumer Protection Association??!!”
Huo Mayi was lying on an office chair like Ge You, and said to Sima Dang Anfu, who was complaining, "Remain, the 'Cultivator Consumer Protection Association' is a subordinate department of the 'Cultivator Business Federation', which is one level lower than our department level.
And if people don’t care about this, you haven’t bought anything.”
"What about the Labor Protection Association! Isn't this considered oppressing workers? What about the eight-hour working system that was agreed upon?" Sima Dang pulled off the nightcap on his head and slapped it on the table, complaining in dissatisfaction.
Huo Mayi lazily picked up the vibrating mobile phone, and said without even looking at Huo Mayi: "That is the department that protects ordinary workers. Do you think you are ordinary?
When have you ever seen the Parliament have a labor protection department?"
Without waiting for Sima Dang to say anything, Huo Mayi picked up the phone and said casually to the other end of the phone: "Hey, this is Sima Dang's office, I am Sima Dang.
Since I am resting now and your behavior has disturbed me, your compensation for the "Sunset Red Tour" will be increased to five million per person.
In addition, based on the information of intelligence officials in China you just provided, we have sentenced their criminal facts.
Your intelligence personnel need to pay a ransom of $100,000 before they can leave. The management will be doubled. The general manager will add two zeros. If they cannot afford the money, they will have to create the physical value of the corresponding bail before they can be let go.
Of course, those who have left my country in China also need to pay bail. If you have no criminal facts, please send the criminal materials to yourself.
Oh, by the way, I just thought that 100,000 US dollars was unlucky, so I changed it to 880,000 yuan, and the compensation was also changed to 8.88 million yuan.
Congratulations on your wealth~”
After saying that, Huo Mayi hung up the phone.
From beginning to end, the agent on the other side of the phone failed to let go of a single fart.
Of course, this is also the reason why Sima Dang Huo Mayi and the other two decided to deal with this incident.
Most people in this world are shameless, especially those above the seventh level will pay attention to their image. Those above the ninth level will definitely create themselves with more majestic power, and will also follow the rules on the surface.
However, there are two ninth-level people who are indeed famous for being internationally thorny, shameless, not recognizing money, extortion on the surface, and love to commit suicide.
The most important thing is that most of the ninth level cannot beat the two of them.
Even "Thousands of Thunders" Benjamin Franklin, the American Pillar of the Kingdom, commented: "If these two guys hadn't come to me for being killed and were struck by me as a lightning rod, they would have been level 10 long now!"
Sorry, it's not this...
"If these two people spend more time practicing, even if they don't have Tong Zhao, I will not be able to stop them."
However, most of the two of them were not very conscious and kept saying that they had only taken the "third-level night man qualification certificate", but their actual combat effectiveness was...
To sum up, the Yibinger Parliament felt that letting them come would definitely make those international intelligence organizations forced to lose everything, so it established the "Sima Dang Huomayi Office".
Moreover, as a well-known internationally renowned tycoon, these intelligence organizations also know that whoever bleeds first and over-compensates can withdraw safely and steadily at this time.
The last time these two people threatened a certain organization called Tianming, the style was probably like the following.
Destiny: "One hundred million, let our bishop be released!"
Sima Dang: "Billion."
Huomayi: "No, two billion."
Destiny: "We can talk, you guys do this..."
Sima Dang: "One hundred billion."
Homayi: "US dollar."
Destiny: "We don't want this bishop!"
Sima Dang: "Five hundred billion."
Huo Mayi: "Come a total of 100 billion."
Destiny: "We don't want this bishop anymore, don't want it anymore, let's talk about it anymore! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻"
Sima Dang: "This is buying your entire organization. Who wants your bishop?"
Huo Mayi: "Get a total of 102.4 billion."
Destiny: "Give it, let's do it!"
Sima Dang: "Get a discount, about 99.9 billion."
Homayi: "It's okay to have pounds."
Destiny: "Yeah..."
Later, the organization became autistic.
They set Huaxia Shenzhou as a forbidden zone, and even their geosynchronous orbit satellites dare not stay where they can observe in China.
Of course, the style of these two people has been complained by bosses above the tenth rank many times, but the Yibinger Parliament said: "The personal behavior of these two people has nothing to do with the parliament. We have criticized and educated and dismissed the two people for destroying international harmony.
And we also closed the 'Simadang Huomayi Office' and revoked the 'third-level night man qualification certificate' of the two."
Of course, this department has been closed more than a dozen times and the certificate has been revoked dozens of times.
As for the revenge of these international organizations, it is useless for the ninth-level people to come. The tenth-level people may not be able to beat them, and the eleventh-level people cannot kill these two guys. What's more, who dares to run up to the territory of China's China and China? Aren't you afraid of these two guys stumble?
As for waiting for them to come out to ambush... People are still paying attention to flowers and plants in China. These two goods will not displace your continental shelf when they go abroad!
Sima Dang, the peak of the ninth level, practices the "Heart of Earthquake"
Chapter completed!