Chapter 133: 248B's Love Story
Although the whole novel is filled with the sour smell of love, Pansen still doesn't mind sharing his love story.
"I remember that it was not long after I was born. At that time, I was still confused and had my first appearance in the panda hall.
You should know that although our Panda Wine Fairy Clan is a demon clan, he still has a serious job. Although I was not yet able to practice at that time, I was just able to crawl.
However, when I saw her at a glance in the panda hall, I knew she was my favorite of my life.”
After saying that, Pansen watched Yu Lei stop speaking.
"It's over?" Yu Lei asked in confusion.
Pan Sen was stunned by Yu Lei's question, nodded cutely, and then replied: "Yes, it's over."
Yu Lei put down a bite of popcorn that he had not eaten in his hand, unscrewed the bottle cap, fed two of them "ton ton" and then asked in confusion again: "It's... over?"
“Yes, what else do you want?
I'll tell you the difference between our panda wine fairy clan and ordinary giant pandas. Let me answer if you feel ashamed of being watched by humans in a glass exhibition hall.
Or do you want to know our day's schedule and our meal menu?" Pansen said with a cute tilt.
"No, I just want to listen to gossip. What about that blood clan? Who is it? You can't say more in detail?"
Yu Lei finally got the fat man Happy Water and the fat man Happy Flower (popcorn), and was planning to listen to a life-and-death entanglement and peerless love that transcends the race.
The result is good. If you count the punctuation marks plus a front quotation mark and a back quotation mark, the whole story will take up 131 words and end?
There are only 248 bytes in total. What's the end of a unique love relationship?
And as far as the current situation is concerned...
The Panda Wine Fairy is a monster, the Blood Clan is a human, but the Blood Clan is not a normal person, and the Panda Wine Fairy is not an ordinary monster.
To summarize briefly, the love between the Panda Wine Fairy and the Panda Wine Fairy belongs to the same race. The love between the Panda Wine Fairy and other monsters has already transcended the race. Although the blood clan is human, the blood clan and humans can also be regarded as a cross-race love between them. Each part can be filmed with romance idol dramas.
To sum up, this 248b love is actually a love that spans two or even three or four races!
But there are only 131 words in the mouth of the parties, which occupies 248b space in the wps document...
How can you tolerate a salted fish that is fully prepared?
"If you don't tell me honestly, I will let Zhao Ling help you blow the wind in your ears every minute to ensure that your favorability will drop." Yu Lei said with a cold face.
"No, no! Big brother! Dear brother!
Can we just say something?” Panson turned into a coward on the spot under Yu Lei’s threat.
It's like the brother-in-law of a girl you are chasing threatening you to tell you everything you have done, otherwise let his wife talk badly to her sister, the girl you are chasing.
Who can withstand this? A real man can bend and stretch. The highest level of chasing a girl is to deal with all the relatives, friends, brothers and sisters, parents and elders, best friends and classmates. In this way, even if a girl wants to break up with you one day, she will be persuaded by countless people to come back.
Of course, if you are brave and thrilling, you can also try to break your legs and cheat.
Therefore, due to Yu Lei's tyranny, Pansen had to give in for his own happiness.
"Ah, brother, this matter will start from the founding of the country. At that time, we said that we were not allowed to become a spirit, and our panda wine fairy clan and giant pandas are cute and speak well."
"Stop! Do you want to start from Pangu's creation? Or do you start from the time when the prehistoric tribes are in the world?
Do you want to mention the glorious history of your ancestors being a mount by Chi You?" Yu Lei interrupted Pansen's nonsense impatiently. In fact, he had just remembered that this cute and round thing was his brother's mount at the beginning.
However, compared with their ancestors of the Iron Eating Beast, the current Panda Wine Fairy tribe is obviously much weaker. It also has a black and white body. The Iron Eating Beast is majestic and domineering, while the Panda Wine Fairy is much more cute. By the way, both of them eat meat.
As for why giant pandas eat bamboo... it is convenient to eat bamboo. It is everywhere and has no natural enemies. If you eat meat, the meat runs too fast. The calories you get when you eat it are much less than the calories you get from chasing prey, which is not cost-effective at all.
As it turns out, the friendship between Yu Lei and Pansen may be just the mutual attraction between salted fish.
"Okay, okay, you know, we panda wine fairies have to go to the zoo to work. Although the world of immortal cultivation is gradually opening up now, as demon cultivators, we still have to take our time.
Otherwise, let the general public know that Mengmeng’s national treasures are alcoholic uncles that affect their image too much, right?” Pansen opened the wine pot and drank the wine. Looking at Yu Lei’s unkind expression, he quickly accelerated the topic.
"My generation is the last demon cultivator to appear in the zoo. There are also some lions, tigers, giraffes, squirrels, wild boars, grass mud horses, pythons, spiders, big lizards, turtles, wild dogs, little white rabbits, etc. The descendants of the demon clan or the demon clan will not appear in the zoo.
In fact, we cannot refuse the wages you humans pay at all, and we just need to eat, eat, sleep and sleep.
So it is also a good job in a zoo. It is really good for demon cultivators who have no transformation. If they transform, they will have a dedicated person to protect them, and they will also give an explanation for their death.
And many breeders are originally from the transformation demon cultivators…”
"Is this related to our topic?" Yu Lei's mouth twitched. Today, he met Pansen again. Although it was only the second side, Pansen's ability to make Yu Lei admire him.
Yu Lei doesn’t care how you demon cultivators live in the zoo! He doesn’t care whether you wise demon cultivators are dissatisfied with being visited by humans!
He is just a salted fish who wants to listen to gossip!
But then again, if the zoo benefits are very good, is there a lack of a universe-preserving and protecting creature called Salted Fish? Yu Lei can play the role of his true nature, and he can also take photos.
"Darling? What are you doing?" Just as Yu Lei wanted to continue exploring, a call like a roar of spring in the valley made him escape from the salted fish mode of watching gossip.
Zhao Ling shook the water stains on his hands and stood pretty behind Yu Lei. Seeing this, Yu Lei skillfully took out a tissue from his pocket and wiped Zhao Ling's hands spread out.
As a newly built giant panda hall at Tokyo Metropolitan Safari, all the hardware facilities are definitely top-notch, so how can there be no tissues and mobile phones in the toilet?
But what does the best actions between young couples have to do with your hardware facilities?
Chapter completed!