Chapter 30 Pocket Cloth
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He was the guy who was later in Japan's sumo under his crotch, commonly known as the local male ***. He really had no favoritism for this.
When he woke up the first morning, he opened his eyes and saw a white cloth strap placed beside the bed. When he turned his eyes, he almost fainted. He thought it was the white silk he had given, and he thought that the Time and Space Administration wanted to use this to correct the bug;
After that, Yingxue wanted to help wrap it up, and he was even more frightened. He shrank to the corner of the bed and strongly asked him to come. His expression was frightened and his spirit was so nervous. He was as if he was facing a naked girl who was facing a violent gangster. Such abnormality scared Yingxue. He thought he was being put on his body. He took off the amulet that prayed to him every day and pressed it on his forehead...
After I realized that it was shy, although I felt that I had become accustomed to serving me, today I suddenly became shy. This abnormality was a bit strange, but I didn't take it to my heart. After all, the two of them were nominally masters and servants, but judging from their age and mental development, they were almost the younger sister and younger brother, so I asked casually if I wanted to find a eunuch to come in and help...
Li Yu's head was shaking like a rattle. After traveling through time, he wanted to complain about his identity, but he was quite satisfied with this body. The main reason was that although he was young, he had a strong capital.
This is the natural good, will you always be happy in the future?
It’s okay to show it to the beautiful girl, but at least you can satisfy your own psychology, but what is the situation of the eunuch?
I think of Puyi saying in "My First Half of Life" that an eunuch took the initiative to use his mouth, which caused him to become impotence in the future. He trembled all over and said repeatedly that he was enough to deal with it...
The bag-wrapped cloth looks simple, but it has a certain technical content. Otherwise, why would the dignified national treasure be eliminated by underwear?
If an ordinary person has no guidance for the first time, he will never be able to handle it. Either it is not tightly entangled or too tightly entangled. Relatively speaking, the latter is even more troublesome. What if Xiao Li Yu is strangled to ischemia and necrosis?
No matter how strong the innate capital is, I can't help but do things a lot after all...
After doing it all, he still couldn't figure it out, so he felt a little annoyed, so he just stuffed it under the mattress and traveled in a vacuum this day.
This innovation is probably the first person in time travel history...
The next day, he honestly asked Yingxue to help.
There is nothing else. Without constraints, it is extremely free, but excessive freedom brings various inconveniences. Daily restrictions seem to reduce the space for activities, but at the same time reduce various potential troubles. This is the dialectical materialist view.
For example, later generations Ameriga could not resist guns. Although he could enjoy the pleasure of owning a gun, he had to bear the bitter consequences of frequent shootings. In some countries, gun bans are strictly prohibited. Although it would be unpleasant, at least he would feel a little more at ease. This is the same truth.
Not to mention anything else, he didn't even dare to run away without a bag. He swayed around and felt that he would be thrown away all day long. This kind of feeling of being suspected of walking a bird made a modern person who is used to briefs and boxers really cannot accept it...
It can be seen that without rules, there is no order, but even the truth is true. At the same time, the truth that breaking rules is better than unruly also sprouts in his heart...
I am used to being fucked on weekdays, but now I see Li Yu's malicious expression and significant shape changes on his face, Yingxue still wants to retreat...
Li Yu didn't say anything, just looked at her jokingly, but had no choice but to go forward, squat down and tremble to help untie it. From above, his neck was pleasing to the eye-catching pink...
"Yingxue, why are you trembling so hard? But you slammed it? Let me see if you have a fever." After speaking, he leaned into her clothes...
"Ruolang...Don't do this, the queen knows..." Yingxue begged for mercy
"Forget it, forget it, I'm teasing you," Li Yu waved his hand in a relaxed manner.
"Thank you for your size" Yingxue lifted the quilt for him and he got in.
"You go to bed earlier, too."
"Yes" said, tucking the north corner for him, kissing him on the forehead and retreating.
"Oh my god, this little girl is so angry... But she is also quite sensitive, like gunpowder, it will burn at a glance... Damn, hurry up and find an opportunity to eat, otherwise it would be unbearable to sway in front of you every day." Li Yu closed his eyes, but how could he sleep?
It was swaying around and clearly that Yingxue was serving by her side all day long, but when she closed her eyes, the three high grounds were swaying in her mind, which had already been captured...
The warm quilt even arouses the desire to ignite the chest.
"Damn, why can you sleep tonight?" he lamented.
When men encounter this kind of situation, they only have a natural choice...
The Master said, "Do it yourself and have enough food and clothing."
...
"Liulang, Liulang, wake up, the time is up" is the familiar human alarm.
Li Yu turned over and his butt was external...
"Liulang, Liulang, wake up, the time is here, today is Goro's Monk Ceremony?" There was no trace of discourage in his voice...
"Sakura Snow"
"Um?"
"Come here to kiss, otherwise you won't wake up..." With the experience of last night, Li Yu completely refused to face and ordered with his eyes closed.
"this……"
"Hurry up, it's a big mistake to miss the ceremony..."
"Yes" Yingxue had no choice but to bend down and squint over him.
"I just can't wake up." His eyes still couldn't open
"Tell Princess Taining to go later..."
"Don't..." Li Yu's eyes widened for a moment, but saw Yingxue laughing constantly. When she saw him awake, she kissed him again. "Get up and change her clothes..."
...
"Hey, the little kid who is only fourteen years old is going to become a monk. I'm still my own brother. I really don't know what he wants to wear. I'm afraid he's still a virgin now, and he'll have to live for the rest of his life!" I couldn't help but tremble when I thought of this.
"Anyway, I'll spend ten years of peace and stability. The inertia of history is very strong. Let's sit down well with me, look at the archives, make money, don't come forward, don't ask about politics, and don't fight for the throne. When the fate comes, the crown will automatically fly to me. This is called Buddhism... No wonder Li Yu has believed in Buddhism in history..." My mind began to think about it early in the morning, and he shook his head and started washing.
After breakfast, a eunuch came to urge him to set off. Li Yu and Yingxue sat in the carriage. After putting down the curtain, he became lustful and reached out to grab Yingxue into his arms. He savored it slowly. Yingxue began to struggle to resist. "Ruorang is in the car."
Li Yu leaned into her ear and threatened gently, "This carriage is not soundproof, do you want everyone outside to know it?"
"this……"
Seeing Yingxue hesitating for a moment, he acted at the sight of the opportunity and held her round earlobes in one mouthful. The beautiful girl instantly collapsed and there was no trace of resistance...
Xuanzhen Temple is just halfway up the Zijin Mountain outside Jinling City. The car arrived shortly after he drove. Li Yu cursed and disliked why the car was so fast, so he could only let go.
Yingxue's face was flushed and said, "Where did Liulang learn the bad habit? He wants to eat rouge on the corners of people's mouth..."
"There are also lilacs, which are more delicious than rouge..."
Chapter completed!