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Chapter 1 My protagonists hate pianos

Antarctic, "Zhongyan" virtual online game server resettlement, Area B, S-level control room, server terminal reactor, there is an old doctor in white robe standing there. He is also the boss here, referred to as Dr. s.b.

?Assistant: "Dr. s.b! Your coffee."

"Bang!" said a sudden thunder. "Go to you, my name is Sha Diao, not s.b! You have to call me Sha Diao Doctor!"

"Yes, yes, yes, Dr. Sha Siu." Speechless... Isn't that the same meaning? Alas~ Why did the boss send me to such a doctor, and he is also called Sha Bi Assistant.t-t...

"Bang!" Another thunderous sound was heard. "And! Damn, I don't like coffee, go! Make me a cup of tap water."

Shabi Assistant: "..." Momo said, it was so aggrieved... Yesterday you said you liked coffee.

Dr. s.b: "Hmmm~ 8 billion players, birth, old age, sickness and death are terrible, I will become your God. In this gamified world, you will be free from the suffering of birth, old age, sickness and death." Of course, this is also a world where the winner is king, and a fair world. God is very fair. Mortals! Stupid humans, I am your God! It is 5:50 pm now, I will give you another countdown for the last 10 minutes, enjoy the last sunshine! After the final annihilation time, the global gamification transformation has begun! The losers will definitely be eliminated!!

"Uh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

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"Haha~ Arrived! Arrived! The place where the world boss is located is, hum! In the end, the boss's female devil king is dead! Money, money, money, everyone will recommend it! Of course~ it is mainly money! There is also Daqingcai, can the only priest move faster? I have to wait for it." Captain Rose threw all his temper on him. The priest, the weakest, most fragile, and most incompetent profession, everyone bullies him, and it would be nice to take him in kindly.

"Oh, I know, my equipment is broken, I will come later." His name is Daqingcai (the protagonist), responded. His name is Ye Xi, but he is just an ordinary player of the King of Liver Emperor. He has countless local tyrants who die in his liver. He is just a daily harvester, killing players in one stick in seconds, and his hand stick is detoured thousands of times. I don't know how many players die. The birds in the Tianshan Mountains fly away, and the people in the thousands of classics are destroyed.

It's simply a waste of people. The value of sin is as high as tens of billions. Kill one person and 1 point of sin. Eliminate 1 point in one hour. After that~ those suffering players say, don't meet him, the most horrible priest. The blessing of the holy light, sweep, charge, confront, and despair (the ultimate move), millions of players will die.

The hard-working players: Alas... After the new rain in the empty mountains, they hang their own branches in the southeast. If you want to see them thousands of miles away, they hang their own branches in the southeast. Natural branches must be useful, and all kinds of branches are hanging on their own branches. Life is not satisfactory in the world, so it is better to hang their own branches in the southeast.

(Southeast Branch complains: You can't afford to hurt the Southeast Branch! Don't hang the Southeast Branch if you're fine! Don't hang the Southeast Branch if you don't think it's a heavy incident! Do you think it's a corpse-discharge case? Do you think it's a conspiracy of death! Don't hang all the vulgar things on it? Are you annoying to hang tens of thousands of players a day? Why are there such a big opinion on labor and capital!! I am the Southeast Branch ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah a

He has two accounts, one is a super garbage small account, and its main function is to cover up the eyes and ears. The big account is the number one. I will see the bosses of the super world soon. Look at them, I don’t care anyway, I just don’t care. I think~ If you ask me who I will be afraid of. Invincible is me, how lonely~ Ye Xi silently hums the lyrics of the minor tunes behind him, and opens the rankings by the way.

"Buzz--"

First place: Dabaicai lv200 level, ♂, priest, combat power: 9999999999999 (99 digits omitted)... (This guy is the protagonist)

Second place: Kuangnai lv199 level, ♂,?? Fighting power: 22222222222222222222 (74 digits omitted)... (You are just 2)

Third place: Captain Rose lv198 level, ♂, Knight, combat power: 222222222222. (This guy is also 2)

Fourth place: I have a bold idea of ​​lv173 level, ♀, thief. Fighting power: 69999999999

Fifth place: Um~ So big, so uncomfortable lv166 level, ♂, swordsman, combat power: 6666669

Sixth place: Black Rose with Thorns lv161 level, ♂Thieves, combat power: 666666.

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No. 1000: Daqingcai lv200 level, ♂, priest, combat power: 23333. (This guy is also the protagonist) (same person)

The most incompetent profession, the pastor, has won the first place, and that is me. Who is the second place? Could it be that he is also a hidden profession? However, he has 2, all of them are 2. How many 2, so many 2, you are 2.

Alas~ This account is at level 200, and its combat power is still so low. After all, it is mainly because of practicing large numbers. He is a little sad. There are many unknown secrets behind him. His parents died young, and his neighbors were all killed in a collective car accident. A big fire last year, burning the entire building to death, only he and his sister escaped by chance. The landlord cried to death, and the landlord's wife died suddenly.

After being sent to the orphanage, all the orphans died in various ways. Even the guardian stepped on the watermelon skin, fell into the trash can, stuffed two light bulbs into the mouth, and suffocated to death. It seemed that he was born with a halo of bad luck, and no one dared to approach him. In the end, Ye Xi's only relative, sister, also died of terminal illness.

From that moment on, Ye Xi’s only living by making money by making money from virtual online games, his halo of bad luck will kill everyone.

"Squeak--"

The rotten and heavy and damaged giant stone door was slowly pushed open. This was a dusty power of light. The fragrance of flowers floated over and made people obsessed and lingered. But no one knew that the fragrance of flowers contained the withered breath.

"Money, money, money, money, money!" No matter what you are, we only care about money anyway. Captain Rose directly left the most important priest behind him and brought everyone to fight the boss. The big green cabbage, who was still outside the hall, was still repairing equipment. At this moment, the big green cabbage was not sure that it had started to fight inside.

There are white and holy spirits and small light balls floating in the castle hall. The light balls are like fireflies, and the light spots are like stars in the sky. The mysterious and holy beauty is not a game, how beautiful it is. Unfortunately... this is a game, yes, this is a game.

This is the map inside a castle. Looking forward, looking up, there is a broken throne of light in front, which has been wounded by the years. In addition, there is a cute little loli sitting on the throne.

As long snow hair like silver blades drifted around her waist, and the crown of thorns was placed on her head, she closed her eyes, as if she was enjoying, as if she was suffering, feeling the beauty here, the sorrow here, and the withered fragrance in the fragrance of flowers.

Her petite body, 12 years old, delicate facial features, and her blue eyes as mysterious as stars in outer space. No one knows what is in her eyes, the universe? Or the mysterious outside stars?

She was wearing a starry blue frost butterfly dress, her breasts were slightly raised (at least a b cup), and her feet were wearing white star lace. The luster of her skin was like milk cream, and as white as ice and snow. Her slender fingers and the magic wand in the sky seemed to be in her hands.

"Uh~ So beautiful..." Captain Rose couldn't help but praise. Is this still the boss? I really want to take her home and raise her.

"No, captain! Don't be confused by her, she is the boss!!" A sentence from his teammate woke him up. This boss is really not simple, not so fascinating and suffocating.

A sentence exposed the boss, and as expected, a terrifying aura on her body suddenly rose. "Ha~! I was discovered. I thought I could make you live longer. Now it is impossible. Then I will die for me!"

The loli turned black instantly! The goddess turned into a female devil, the blue turned red, the white turned black, and the eyes turned bloody purple-red. Four small tiger teeth grew in her mouth, her face became ferocious, and the bloody color made the entire castle look brand new and turned into a dark world!

The charming fragrance of flowers instantly turned into a deadly poisonous fog covered with poisonous fog. After saying that, her white hair gradually turned black. "Uh!! I... I hate you! Evil adventurers! Let me die!" She waved the stars in her hand. "The final comet bombarded the kill!"

At this time, a flash of light appeared in the sky! A huge comet was blowing and killing!

"Dong!! All-in-9999999999999999999 (n numbers omitted)……Life!”

The final comet, the end of the world! The whole game was killed instantly! The strong shock was still spreading, and the shock wave brought by the huge comet's fall was like a stone hitting a thousand layers of waves. The bounced stones shattered and the rain of fire swept across the earth.

Ten minutes have passed, and the number of victims continues to increase...

Number of adventurers (players) killed: 6 billion! (Planners: Players! Just ask you, I am a boss!)

At this moment, the little priest Da Baicai was completely shocked. This boss is so terrifying! I was just repairing equipment. The boss's disagreement flashed and 1 drop of blood was knocked down by me. Damn it! My heart hurts so much that all my teammates died (I don't know that all players in the world have dropped level 1, 12 minutes, killing 8 billion players in the world). Alas~ The novice sword has been repaired, and I want to avenge my teammates! "Ahhhhh!! I'm going to cut you down!!"

[Pastor·Da Baicai] Lv200 level. Star rating: 10, age: 18 years old.

Race: Human. Background: Wandering Pastor. Identity: Poor (Liver Emperor). Faction: None.

Talent: 1 (100 full value), privilege: civilian. Guild: a person's guild.

Life: 665/666, Magic: Infinite/Infinite.

Attack power; 99999 (99 digits omitted)... Defense power: 92829 (99 digits omitted)...

Magic power: 99999 (99 digits omitted)... Magic resistance: 97229 (99 digits omitted)...

Loli: "..." Oh my god, it's so scary! I'll die if I'm touched by his novice sword! "No! Loli is justice, let me go! Ah~~ Uncle is so scary!"

"If you kill my teammate, how can I let you go!" I was angry too! "Kill!"

"Wait, don't you want to take me? I'm so cute, with long hair that can be flowing, short hair that can be beautiful. I have a slender waist, beautiful Gothic Loli dress, snow-white skin, and I have a 36d cup. Of course, that's when I grow up. I can still get my body, from my body to my heart for you. You can accept such good conditions."

"Tsk..." A npc can say such words, and you have good intentions to plan. "Okay, I won't accept it!"

"Shu!!" (Loli died tragically)

Damn, you are a loli, but you are not real. Just a virtual character, seduction~ This kind of move has been out for me long ago

"Maple~~"

Ye Xi was suddenly forced to go offline, and 8 billion players were also forced to go offline. Little did they know that this was the real beginning of the game. A disaster like a catastrophe in the doomsday world is coming, and global gamification has been launched.

At this moment, he was lying on his bed, huh? Damn, why did he go offline? What a plan? I have made enough money. I don’t play anymore. It’s so unhappy to play a game. Ye Xi took off his game helmet in a depressed mood. Ye Xi came out the window to relieve his emotions, but as a result... he saw that the world outside the sky was already dark, turbid, and the wind was blowing, and the strong wind was coming. The torrent of the doomsday came from the other side of the mountain. The 1,000-meter-high green giant (sea) waves that brought destruction and destruction had swept.

The smaller trees on the street were uprooted, and then a performance broke in half. The strong wind blew up the wood chips all over the sky, and white paper and plastic bags were dancing in the sky, as if they were like the doomsday world.

Turning my head to look at the mountain on the other side, there is... a tornado! A tornado that is a thousand meters thick towards me, and it is coming!! Whether it is a car or a truck on the street, they all think of the death-seeking sound, and then they are taken away by the instant storm. The path of the tornado, whether it is a cement house or a house, has all been removed with the roots and foundations. At this moment, the tornado is like a crusher, and it is never merciless. The storm takes it away, and the path of the tornado is absolutely unlimited. The tornado on the left, the waves on the right, God!

Oh my God, Oh my God~ How could there be such a terrible tornado and tsunami! It came towards me! Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, just jumped from the window from the second floor and fell to the ground. At this time, Ye Xi frowned, and jumped to avoid four flower pots that splashed like bullets.

"Swoosh~swoosh~swoosh~swoosh~swoosh~"

"Pounds! Pounds! Pounds! Pounds!"

"Hu~" It's so dangerous, I want to die, let's do it for the next life! At this moment, a huge piano flew out of the tornado, aiming at Ye Xi like a cannonball. Ye Xi suddenly had a bad premonition. What happened in this world? Can I still not escape? Damn...

"Boom boom!!! Buzz~~~"

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