Chapter 18 The counterattack priest is also crazy
"Hurry! Organize 5,000 players and enter the dungeon immediately!"
Soon, the strongest player guild took risks and violently drove away other players, overcame all difficulties and obstacles, and finally entered Ye Xi's dungeon. At this moment, there were still 30 minutes left before the world boss invasion activity, and there was not much time left for Ye Xi.
But fortunately, the players finally entered the dungeon. Haha~ These 5,000 people, don't want to leave alive. For two minutes, you will have to die in my dungeon. Hahahahaha~~~
"Well~ Are all 5,000 people here?" Ye Xi, a mysterious girl wearing black running, said in a cute voice. As an npc, she naturally has to look like an npc, and those rigid lines are still indispensable.
The player in the lead is probably their president. His id is called [King of Death]. Haha~ I will let you know later, what is death.
Xibina: "The copy time limit is 2 minutes. You 5,000 people only have 1 minute to complete the task. After completing it, the 10-star artifact was taken away, but failed. 5,000 people were punished, and everyone was demoted to level 5."
[King of Death]: "Well~ that's natural. I brought 4,999 guild elites. They are all the most powerful, guild sharp swords. If you have any fierce enemies, come whatever you want. The sharp blade in your hand, just chop it."
Xibina: "Oh~ It's not good to fight and kill. My dungeon type is very difficult. See you in the dungeon~~"
After saying that, the mysterious girl in black robe, Xibina disappeared, including [King of Death] and his 4,999 guild elites, were all teleported into Ye Xi's dungeon by a white light.
The white light faded, and everyone found that they were sitting in the seats in the red church. Everyone received the copy of the mission information, which had only one purpose, to help the groom No. 1 [humiliated lice] and the bride No. 1 [grave egg missing] complete the wedding. Ye Xi's mission was to destroy the wedding in any way.
Ye Xi and the players cannot attack each other, nor can they directly attack the bride, groom, (the priest can attack). If Ye Xi loses, they cannot fight back within 2 minutes by the player attack. If the player loses, then 5,000 people can only wait to be killed by Ye Xi in seconds.
"Damn!" The names of these NPC characters are also weird enough. What the hell is [humiliated lice]? [Godan who stole the marriage]? Should I give such a funny name? Friend... [Godan who lacks love]? Seeing the name of the bride, I was also drunk. What the hell is the name of the priest? Then~ After seeing the detailed details of the mission, [King of Death] shouted loudly. "Oh no! There are still 40 seconds left! Tie that [Godan who stole the marriage]!!"
The npc at the door [the wedding-snatching dog] was soon tied up by players, and he must not be allowed to approach the bride! He will ruin the wedding!
There are 10 seconds left, and the unforgettable wedding sacred ceremony is about to begin. This is the most important and sacred moment in life, and there are 6 seconds, 5 seconds, 4 seconds, 3 seconds, 2 seconds, 1 second. The wedding has begun...
In 1 minute, the players spent their time and tied up the [Go-Boe who robbed the marriage] and threw it on the ground. The players were teleported back to their seats, quietly waiting for the sacred moment to arrive.
"Hahahahahahaha~ This dungeon is really simple. You can get the 10-star magic weapon so easily." [King of Death] In his position, Xiaoxiao. Down to level 5? Such a simple dungeon can also lower me to level 5. Just kidding, this dungeon is not as simple as he imagined.
Father [You are a good man]: Ahem~ Today, we gathered in the church before God and the guests for the sacred wedding of the newlyweds [humiliated lice] and [lost love egg]. At this sacred moment, these two can be combined, and if anyone knows that there is any reason that this marriage cannot be established, please speak out, or remain silent forever.
The players below cannot leave their seats or attack. Everything develops according to the players' thinking. They all applaud and bless the newcomers. This dungeon is too simple, it is simply the kind of movies.
Father [you are a good person]: "Groom, would you marry a bride?"
Groom No. 1 [humiliation lice]: "Yes, I do."
Father [you are a good person]: "Whether she is rich or poor in the future, or whether she is healthy or unwell in the future, are you willing to be with her forever?"
The groom [humiliated lice]: "Yes, I do."
After the groom finished speaking, the priest turned his eyes to the bride.
Father [you are a good person]: "Bride, would you marry the groom?"
Bride [Grave Eggs of Love]: "Yes, I do."
Father [you are a good person]: "Whether she is rich or poor in the future, or whether she is healthy or unwell in the future, are you willing to be with her forever?"
Bride [Grave Eggs of Love]: "Yes, I do."
Father [you are a good person]: "Okay, Father Holy Spirit [I am a good person] declared in the name of the God of Love: The bride and groom exchange rings, and now the groom can kiss the bride.
All the players were excited\(≧▽≦)/, although they couldn't move, the audience cheered. 23333, we were going to succeed! It's so simple! There are 21 seconds, 20 seconds, 19 seconds... All the players smiled with satisfaction.
ps: At this time, Ye Xi's skill has been secretly activated, targeting all npcs. Likes become disgusting.
At this time, the priest suddenly exploded! "Uhhhhh! No! Lice, how can you like women? She is so beautiful and not suitable for you. She has different genders, how can you fall in love." The priest [you are a good person] said boastingly.
The players in the audience were stunned and were confused. Let me tell you, Father, what are you doing! Don’t make trouble! All players can’t move, you can’t stop the priest at all, Father, you’re simply crazy, what are he doing?
In the reversal, the groom One [humiliated lice] spoke. "Yes! Father, you are the embodiment of selflessness, kindness, greatness! Let's elope!"
Father [you are a good person]: "Well! I'm just thinking about it! Let's go!!"
Then ~ The priest [you are a good man] and the groom No. 1 [humiliation lice] first gave a French-style tongue kiss, and first disgusted the 5,000 people below. Then he put aside the bride, two men, one old and one young, held hands, jumped and jumped like a child, and left the church.
The bride was still waving behind her, and she shouted loudly! "I wish you goodbye to have a noble son soon. Hehehehehe~~ So happy, lovers will finally get married."
The players "..." all had thousands of words in their hearts, and finally they gathered into 4 words. I'll just turn them...
"Puff~~" [The King of Death] vomited blood on the spot, with a vague speech.
"Damn it! Puff~~~"
At this moment, [King of Death] was covering his heart, vomiting blood. I'll take a slight penis~ How could it be? How could this happen... Cough cough~ Cough!"
"Not good! The president is vomiting blood!!"
At this time, the boss finally came out. She was [Blessed by Xibina], which is Ye Xi's false name. "I'm sorry, the final result of the matter was not as smooth as you imagined. Accept the punishment, [Extremely·Shake the Stars]!"
Ye Xi raised her hand and aimed at the most central position, directly killing like a big explosion! Ye Xi deliberately designed the church in a very dense state, with everyone, one person and one position, without wasting any space, ensuring that the explosion could affect everyone's design.
"Boom!!! Boom!!!!"
Active skill [Extreme · Shake the Stars] max level (God level): "Specify a single target and force 1 million points of physical damage! An explosion occurs, and the surrounding targets are all subject to explosion damage, and the damage decreases with the explosion center.cd: 2 minutes."
A white light destroyed everything, and no one of the 5,000 people were spared. Ye Xi's lucky value + 5,000, the original negative doom value instantly reversed into more than 2,000 lucky value. All players were forced to be resurrected on the spot by the dungeon settings, but... everyone was reduced to level 5. Then ~ [Blesser Sibina] floating in the air disappeared, as if everything was about to start again.
"President! This dungeon is like a pit!!" Everyone wailed, and suddenly he was cheated without knowing it. This priest must have a problem! Sure enough, 10-star equipment is not so easy to get, and it really costs a little. Including himself, all of these 5,000 people have been reduced to level 5, and it is not easy to upgrade, and many equipment has been broken.
"Since you've come here, there's no reason for the artifact. The 10-star artifact is indeed not that good. It's worth getting 10-star artifact, and it's worth it to drop to level lv1." [King of Death] He remained calm and continued to choose to start over.
"Okay, the dungeon is about to be reset, we can't give the opportunity to others.╭(╯^╰)╮Hum~The artifact is mine!" [King of Death] said aosheng! Then he pressed the reset and everything will start over.
"Hurry! Bind the No. 2 of the male lead immediately! Tie the priest! You can only let him speak, not let him move!!" Almost all the [King of Death] who was almost irritated, he shouted loudly like a heartbreaking sound! This time, you must not be cheated by the priest. Just tie him up and let him not act after what he should say. Humph~ A disgusting priest, your name is [You are a good person], bah!
After 10 seconds, the dungeon started again...
[King of Death] He was still in the front row. At this moment, his face was ashamed and he was very upset when he dropped to level 5. Why? This priest is simply perverted. This seemingly ordinary and calm copy is indeed not simple. On the surface, it looks calm and without any turmoil, but... in the end it is simply...ah~ It is purely natural and not exciting, and the French kiss between the priest and the groom No. 1 is purely disgusting.
The player's processing time ended in 1 minute, and the groom No. 2 was still tied up. The system task stipulates that the groom No. 2 [the dog-beast who robs the marriage] cannot die, but can only tie him as usual. At this moment, the priest was also tied up, and he was fixed on the cross, tied with his hands and feet, just like a prisoner. The priest could only speak, do nothing, and hung high there.
In this way, a minute passed and the wedding began.
Father [you are a good person]: Cough ~ huh? How could I tie it here? Oh ~ The wedding has begun. Today, we gather in the church, in front of God and the guests, for the sacred wedding of the newlyweds [humiliated lice] and [lost love egg]. At this sacred moment, these two can be combined, and if anyone knows that there is any reason that this marriage cannot be established, please speak out, or remain silent forever.
Father [you are a good person]: "Groom, would you marry a bride?"
Groom No. 1 [humiliation lice]: "Yes, I do."
Father [you are a good person]: "Whether she is rich or poor in the future, or whether she is healthy or unwell in the future, are you willing to be with her forever?"
The groom [humiliated lice]: "Yes, I do."
After the groom finished speaking, the priest turned his eyes to the bride.
Father [you are a good person]: "Bride, would you marry the groom?"
The bride [Grave Eggs of Love]: "Wait, I...I want to listen to the vows you have said again. Can I... tell me loudly again? Haha~" The bride smiled, her face was rosy, and she said shyly.
At this time, all the players in the audience took a breath of cold air when they saw it, their hearts were shocked and their livers were trembling. "Huh!" No! Come again! Level 5 and level 5 are not a joke! Don't make any mistakes!!!
At this moment, the most anxious thing was the [King of Death] sitting in the first row. He suddenly had an unknown premonition in his heart. (#‵′) Damn! Why do you feel that something is going to happen again, but... I can't move.
Everyone was afraid that the god was a ghost father, but he was afraid that he would make any small moves, so almost everyone held their breath and quietly waited for the most critical moment to come. Father, your super ghost move like a god just now was almost disgusting us to death. Humph~ This time, you can't make any small moves, [The King of Death] was so angry that he tied up and hung him high above it. See what else you can do. Your behavior is sorry for your name at all. I deducted my level 5, fuck.
At this time, the groom [humiliated lice] cleared his throat. "Ahem~"
"There was a sincere love that I didn't cherish until now. I regretted it. If I could have never been there once, I would say three words to that girl." At this point, his favorability was reversed, and he was full of disgust when he saw the bride!!
The players below are still \(≧▽≦)/The very excited, a very touching oath. He is going to say it! He is going to say it! Those ill-fated female players are so excited that they can't describe it in thousands of words. Why didn't there be a handsome guy confess to us, otherwise they would have married a long time ago. I thought I would pass this time, but [The King of Death] had a gloomy face, and the shadow in his heart left by the previous French tongue kiss was lingering.
At this time, [humiliated lice] put his hands on the bride's shoulders, revealing a fierce and vicious face, which could only be described as disgusting. In the end, he shouted at the bride with rudeness! "Fuck your mom!!!"
Everyone: "????"
bride:"???"
[King of Death]: "???"
At this moment, the [King of Death]'s face was the most gloomy. He ate the red medicine bottle (blooded) (snacks) in his hand and fell to the ground. His face was longer than a horse's face. His mood at this moment was sunny and cloudy, and there were local thunderstorms. The whole world of spirituality was furious. No, I'll just go...
"If I had to add a deadline, I would like to be ten thousand years." As he said that, his right hand let go. His right hand, which was trembling with force, looked at the bride with a ferocious face and raised his middle finger.
"Fuck your mom, ten thousand years!!!"
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Chapter completed!