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Chapter 174: The Heroes of the Divine Hammer

On Asgard are Hammer and Sif, on the dark elf are Malekis and Cursed Warriors. Both sides are big bosses and newbies. Now they meet in this round room, as if they are in a round arena. Malekis doesn't feel anything, but the mood of Asgard savages, Hammer and Sif, is rising, and they look like they are becoming a super match in minutes.

"I want to avenge my mother (mother-in-law)!"

The couple roared angrily at the same time, and rushed forward together.

Brother Hammer rushed faster and took the lead in fighting with the cursed warrior. Shiv rushed slower and faced Malekis.

The big guys on both sides vs. the big guys on the big guys, the cute new guys vs. the cute new guys, and they started fighting.

The good news is that Shiv firmly suppressed Malekis, and the bad news is that Brother Hammer is firmly suppressed by the cursed warriors.

Brother Hammer smashed it down with a hammer, but was held by the cursed warrior with one hand. His eyes almost fell out. Before he could come back to his senses, the cursed warrior had a left hook punch placed on his handsome right face and knocked him away.

"Clang!"

Brother Hammer hit the wall and fell to the ground again. The Cursed Warrior stepped forward with his relatives unrecognizable steps, grabbed Brother Hammer's neck and lifted him up from the ground. Brother Hammer's face turned red when he was pinched, and grabbed the cursed warrior's wrist and said hard: "If you do this, I will... be very shameless in front of my wife...!"

"Wife?" said the cursed warrior in a low voice: "Only a weak man needs women. In the eyes of a great man like me, women are shit!"

Brother Chuan complained: "Your mother will definitely kick you in the ass when she hears this. You are unfilial son!"

The cursed warrior twitched his lips and said in anger: "Go to hell and complain, weak cock!"

He raised his arm and was about to hit Brother Hammer on the ground when he suddenly felt a strong wind coming from his head. He didn't even look at it. He punched the Meow Hammer, who was flying to the savior, with a bang.

The cursed warrior smiled proudly and said, "Is this your trump card? I've guessed it long ago!"

"I've guessed you've guessed my trump card, so..." Brother Chui grinned: "Now is my trump card!"

With a bang, a flying shield hit the cursed warrior's ankle, causing him to lose balance and fall to the ground with his four legs. Brother Hammer also got out of trouble, with five fingers on his hand, Meow Meow Hammer started, and honestly, he hit the cursed warrior's chest with one hammer. The violent thunder and lightning fell from the sky, and the cursed warrior immediately showed a ripe fragrance.

"Now you know why men need wives, because a good woman is the second life of a man!" Brother Hitch said to the cursed warrior, and said to Sif who was walking over with a diligent look on his face: "Thank you just now, wife!"

"Behind protecting you is my duty, in the past, now, and in the future!" After the serious conversation, Sif said inappropriately: "But it's too ugly to be forced into a desperate situation by this guy. Could it be that I was too tired last night?"

Brother Chui quickly patted his chest and said, "How is that possible? Have you forgotten my heroic posture when I traveled through mountains and rivers last night?"

Traveling through mountains and rivers?

Sif's face turned red and he counterattacked: "That was the first midnight, and the second midnight was not organized by me. He charged back and forth hundreds of times without carving on horseback!"

This time it was Brother Hitch's turn to blush and said embarrassedly: "I respect women and let the command be given to you. If you don't believe it, let's fight again tonight!"

"Just fight, I'm afraid you won't succeed!" Sif gave a charming look, and Brother Hammer immediately giggled.

If Brother Climbing was a little resistant to this marriage at the beginning, then after two nights of in-depth exchanges, Brother Climbing and Sif were completely frank and there was no more estrangement.

Because of the appearance of the fireproof woman, Brother Crazy and Jane Foster did not spark love, so they were not corroded by the beauty of capitalism, and still protected the honest and simple Asgard's view of choosing a partner.

In his opinion, women should be respected, but they should also act as male assistants in life. This has nothing to do with status, but the division of labor is different, just like his mother Friga.

Friga was not an Asgardian, but from Warnerheim, one of the Nine Realms. She was originally a powerful wizard, but after marrying Odin, she got married and followed her husband, put down her wand and picked up a dagger, and abide by Asgard's political correctness in order to support her husband's career.

No one will look down on Friga for this, but will instead sing to praise her greatness, because this is the responsibility and responsibility that outstanding women in the Asgard tradition should have, and this is also the true appearance of a qualified wife in Brother Hawk's mind.

After all, he is the prince of Asgard. Even though he had a part with Jane Foster in the original plot, he eventually broke up.

Why?

Because the two people have completely different values, worldviews and outlook on life, they may be able to live together by relying on the power of hormones at first, but it is impossible to go further.

Jane Foster doesn't use shields to hit, and Hammer doesn't understand astrophysics. The love between these two is like the otakus calling his wife to a paper man. It is 1% love and 99% desire.

Simply put, it means greeting for each other's bodies.

But Sif is different. She has exactly the same values ​​as Brother Hammer. She looks tough on the outside, but in fact she is extremely soft on the inside. She is willing to sacrifice for Brother Hammer, be Brother Hammer's assistant and the shadow of Brother Hammer. If Brother Hammer is tired, she is a gentle harbor, waiting for Brother Hammer to enter the port and stop at any time. This is the wife of a man who has been dreaming of for a long time, unless that man is a shaking m.

Brother Hammer is really happy now. Even if you put aside your personality, Sif is not inferior to Jane Foster in appearance. Moreover, Sif has been fighting all year round, and is excellent in both body and physical strength. How can he be compared to Jane Foster just a researcher? You should know that women on Earth cannot fight with Brother Hammer until dawn, but Sif can.

You said Brother Chui has such a wife, so how can he not love her?

He took Sif's hand and said, "Wife, let's discuss something with you."

Sif asked, "What's the matter?"

"Can you stop throwing a shield in the future? Don't you still have a sword? Just throw the sword."

What do I use to chop monsters if I throw the sword?

Sif wondered, “Why did this request?”

Brother Chui sighed: "I know someone on earth. He also likes to throw shields when he fights, but he is a man with a strong body. When I see you throw shields, I think of him. If this continues, I really have a psychological shadow. You don't want our tactical exercises to be affected by this kind of thing, right?"

"Puchi!" Xifu couldn't help laughing out loud. Seeing Brother Crazy's face pleading, he said pamperingly: "Okay, okay, I won't throw away the shield in the future. The person you mentioned also uses a round shield? Then I will use a vulture-shaped shield in the future. Now you will be satisfied!"

Brother Chuan was overjoyed and nodded repeatedly: "Satisfied, wife, you are so kind to me, I love you so much!"

Xifu's face turned red and she said angrily: "Go, what are you talking nonsense? Didn't you see outsiders here?"

I'll go, you two know there are outsiders here!

Both Malekis and the Cursed Warrior had a look of "Am I pretty?"

The Asgardians are so despicable now. When they see that they can't beat us to death, they want to disgust us to death. Their conscience is so bad!

In order to restore his momentum, Malekis asked loudly: "Prince of Asgard, you are not worthy of fighting with us. Where is Odin, do you dare not see me when you hide? Call him out!"

Brother Chui snorted coldly: "Don't dare to see you? It's ridiculous! My father just went to avenge his mother!"
Chapter completed!
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