Star Lord is definitely not famous. The only person in the universe who thinks Star Lord is famous is probably himself. But even the most unknown person will have his own social circle, and Star Lord is no exception. He was raised by interstellar pirates and is a very standard offender. So who is the most common social circle of the offenders?

Of course it's the police!

Just as light and darkness entangle each other, Tom and Jerry will fall in love and kill each other, the most familiar Star Lord is definitely the police. The Rising Star Empire has the most sound laws in the universe, and of course it also has the largest police force in the universe, because this can capture the most criminals in the universe.

And the female consul is the largest police leader in the universe!

Of course, she had heard of Star Lord's name, and even the Star Lord's verdict was signed by her. No matter whether she was a Virgin or a Virgin, she was absolutely serious about the law. She would read the files of every prisoner captured by the Rising Star Empire, and for this reason she only slept for four hours a day, and time was more precious to her than gold, so she had questioned meaningless waiting before.

Is Star Lord an Earthling?

This is unscientific!

The female consul recalled the Star Lord's file and shook her head and said, "The Rising Star Empire does imprison a prisoner named Star Lord, but his crime is to gather crowds to fight and destroy public property in public places. We also found several prohibited weapons explicitly stipulated by the Rising Star Empire, each of which is the latest model in recent years. I am frankly speaking, those weapons contain extremely high technological content, and it is impossible for the Earth civilization and Earthlings to get it, and it is even more impossible to manipulate it as skillfully as he did. So you said that Star Lord is an Earthling, and I have serious doubts about this!"

The fire prevention woman was lazy to tell her about Star Lord's life experience again, and simply said directly: "What I said doesn't count, what you say doesn't count, so let's rely on evidence to speak. You must have the genetic map of the Earthlings. Wouldn't it be better to draw the Star Lord's blood to compare it?"

This method is impeccable, and the female consul could not find any fault. She immediately beat Stars to go to Colin Space Prison to explain. At that time, Star Lord was discussing the escape with the Universe Raccoon and the others. Two big and thick prison guards came up with an electric shock stick and dragged him away without saying a word. The little raccoons were frightened and thought that their conspiracy was exposed, so they did not dare to act rashly, and the escape plan was directly stranded.

Alien technology is shocking!

Gene comparison is so simple, it is not difficult for aliens to draw blood, test, harass the new female colleague, and then a jingle, and a fresh report is released.

Star Lord: "What's going on with that ding? It sounds like a microwave oven I used when I was a child. What, what is a microwave oven? You don't know that microwave oven is too outdated. Of course, it is a super weapon that can burn a planet in one blow! I warn you, even a prisoner, I have human rights. You must use thin and long things to enter my body without my consent. I will defend my dignity, even if it's a bet on my life..."

What? Before he finished speaking, Star Lord was troubled by the electric shock stick again, lying on the ground, shaking wildly while spitting.

This is the Colin Space Prison. The reason why it is famous is not that it is built on a natural satellite, but that no one has ever escaped from prison. Even if a vicious villain enters here, a tiger must lie down, a dragon must tray. Star Lord is like this, and Gamora is naturally no exception.

So what about Thanos’s fucking daughter? You can’t do it too!

In the original plot, Gamora stayed in Colin Space Prison for two days before escaping from the jail with the little raccoon and the others. Apart from being blocked from the toilet on the first night, she did not suffer much guilt.

But now because of the appearance of the fireproof woman, Star Lord is being taken special attention, and the brave little raccoon has to be honest and settled for a while, and the jailbreak plan naturally fails.

Now Star Lord has been taken away and imprisoned alone, and no one comes to the hero to save the beauty again. Gamora was beaten up by the prisoners that night, and Thanos couldn't recognize her even when they came.

The Gamora in the movie universe is not as famous as the strongest assassin in the universe in the comics. She is really strong, but she is limited. The people in Colin Space Prison are all villains and thugs, all of them are talents. Pvpppppppp is simply too beautiful. Even if the blood bar is long, Gamora can't beat four hands.

If the destructionist Douglas had not wanted to continue to torture Kamola and prevented the prisoners from killing, Thanos's fucking daughter would have been cold that night. If the destructionist did not force the show, Thanos would not be able to exchange for the soul gems if he lost his beloved person. If he could not get all six Infinity gems, Director Mie would not be able to hit the deadly snap of his fingers, and the greatest catastrophe in the whole universe would have been resolved invisibly.

Therefore, if you can do something, you don’t force yourself. This is the greatest virtue of the universe!

Not to mention the matter of Colin Space Prison there, the female consul here was extremely surprised after receiving the report: "Star Lord really has earth blood! But that is from the matriarch. I have never seen his father's genes before, and it seems that there is an extremely huge energy."

Nonsense, how can it not be huge? His father is the living planet Ego!

But now is not the time to reveal the answer, the fireproof woman said: "Since the result is out, the matter is much simpler. Your Excellency, since Star Lord is an earthling, he should use the law of the earth to judge. We hope to initiate the extradition procedure and bring Peter Quill back to the earth. Of course, we promise that we will give an explanation from the new star empire and give him the punishment he deserves with the law of the earth!"

To be honest, in the whole universe, except for the laws of the new star empire, the laws of other civilizations are all scumbags in the eyes of female consuls. But female consuls is not just a simple judge, she is also a politician. What she values ​​is not only the majesty of the law, but also the ubiquitous political interests.

As mentioned earlier, the new star empire is like the great beauty on the earth. It promotes their system throughout the universe. When there is no chance, it also needs to create opportunities to promote it. Now that the earth is actively coming to her door, she has no reason to refuse.

Whether there are extradition regulations between the Earth and the Nova Empire is just a small matter. It doesn’t matter whether Star Lord is guilty or not. The female consul valued this contact with the Earth more. She hopes to use this extradition case to intervene in the Earth’s cultural circle, promote the system of the Nova Empire, and even use the Earth as a springboard to eventually promote the system to Asgard!

Just like a coin has two sides, the earth is protected by Asgard, and it is also implicated by Asgard.

The female consul's abacus was very good. The Rising Star Empire and the Kerry Empire were actually the same. They both wanted to unify the universe, but the Kerry Empire was taking the route of force expansion, while the Rising Star Empire took the route of cultural invasion. The first step of cultural invasion is to unify ideology. Otherwise, there would be a bunch of pornographic critics on the earth and a bunch of gay men on the aesthetics of the Rising Star Empire. What a big deal. If you don't fight, you'll have to burn the fragrance!

If you want to play cultural invasion, you must unify ideology, so the Rising Star Empire vigorously promotes their system. After all, they are all people living under the same system, and ideology will naturally be unified.

But this is not because people have changed their ideology, but because all people with non-mainstream ideology have been eliminated.

It's cruel, but it's very effective.

But the people who suffer are not citizens of the Rising Star Empire, and there is no need for the female consul to care about their life or death!

So, for the sake of national cause, the female consul thought for a second and agreed to the extradition application filed by the fire prevention woman.

The upper head moves his mouth and the lower leg runs.

As soon as the fire prevention woman and the female consul fought, Colin Prison became busy.

This is the first time that Colin Prison has released prisoners in advance. The reports to be written and the forms to be filled out are even worse than those of senior high school students. The Supreme Council of the Rising Star Empire is not unopposed to the female consul's decision, but they all stopped in front of the four words Asgard.

The earth is second, but this is the best opportunity to "invade" Asgard for hundreds of years. In the face of this huge temptation, all disharmonious voices must disappear. The political significance here is not only as simple as expanding the power of the new star empire, but also has the element of competing with the Kerry Empire.

Although the two empires had a ceasefire, it was impossible to immediately mix oil. They just turned from the surface to the secret battle. Just as the Cold War between the United States and the Soviet Union on Earth directly led to the space race, Asgard also became the moon in the hearts of the two empires. Whoever eats this big brother first will be the well-deserved no.1 in the current universe!

Under this stimulation, the Rising Star Empire was like a chicken blood injection. All departments gave green lights and various application instructions were returned in seconds. Therefore, although the Colin Prison was in chaos, the entire process went very quickly.

Star Lord was still in a coma that was overturned by electricity. The five big and three thick prison guards poked on another electric baton and woke up Star Lord directly.

"I want to complain! I'm not kidding, I definitely want to complain. I want to complain. I want to sue you not even have a single shorts left!" Star Lord knelt on the ground, urinating while making harsh words. He has never been so miserable since he was a child.

I didn't even have a single shorts left?

The prison guard shook his face and smiled grimly, holding an electric baton and walked up.

"Brother, I was wrong, I was really wrong. Just treat me as a fart!"

"Sheep!"

"Ao!!!"

Star Lord now leaked urine while spitting out of his mouth, and fainted gorgeously again.

"Why did you make him corona again?" Another prison guard said dissatisfied: "Will you resist him with a scent of piss? Wake him up!"

"Oh!" The prison guard with a fat face responded honestly, picked up the electric baton and poked it on Star Lord.

Another prison guard was going crazy: "Don't go back and forth and always call him, what if he gets a brain tumor?"

Although he said it, it was obviously too late. The electric baton still poked the Star Lord, causing the lucky one to wake up again with a loud noise.

This time Star Lord did not say anything harshly, but said with tears in his nose: "Whoever has toilet paper? I seem to be pulling it in my pants. Okay, give me a new prison uniform. This amount is no longer a problem that toilet paper can solve!"

The two prison guards ignored this incident. The superstar-Lord came with his eyes, but the unlucky child was so scared.

He quickly shouted, "Don't be impulsive, two brothers, I don't want to do this either. All of this is force majeure! You should understand that in the face of electric current, the sphincter is really powerless!"

But the imagined atrocities did not come, and the two prison guards just set up Star Lord and pulled him to the bathroom.

Star Lord was stupid: "Where are you going to take me? What exactly happened?"

A prison guard smiled and said, "Boy, today is your lucky day. You are released after your sentence!"

"Is it a lucky day to put shit in your crotch? Brother, your understanding of luck is a bit strange!"

But the two prison guards obviously had no intention of explanation. They threw Star Lord into the bathroom and shot the water gun with a sound.

Now that things have come to this point, Star Lord has to accept it. After all, life is like a strong X. If you can't resist, you can only enjoy it. What's more, there is still a piece of feces in his pants!

Well, the water is turned on, so let's wash it, after all, wash it is healthier.

Star Lord took off all his clothes and rubbed them hard against the water gun, especially the second half of his body, which was more important to pay attention to.

After washing, Star Lord took back his original clothes. As soon as the little red leather jacket was on his body, the handsome and handsome Star Lord came back...at least he thought he was a handsome and handsome guy.

In addition to clothes, there are items, ranging from cosmic spirit balls carrying power gems, to the sony walkman that his mother gave him before her death, Colin Prison returned them to him. It was not until this time that Star Lord was extremely surprised to find that he was really going to let him go.

"But, why?" Star Lord was confused.

The warden is a cultural person, no more upright than the big and thick prison guard. When facing the problem, his official words were spoken: "You are a Earthling, your mother planet government has submitted an extradition application to the Rising Star Empire, so you will be extradited back to the earth and judged according to the laws of the earth. Young man, you have a great government, he has done a lot for you. You must keep this kindness in mind, always forget your gratitude, transform it in the Earth Prison, and strive to be a new person as soon as possible!"

Earth Government?

Star Lord was shocked.

When I was kidnapped by that bastard Yongdu, I was still a nine-year-old naughty child. The Earth government knew which green onion I had?

To be honest, Star Lord, who has been away from his hometown for a long time, was quite friendly to hear the word Earth. Yongdu forced him to teach him a lot of useful knowledge. Driving a spaceship is a little meaning, and doing super-time and space jumps is also a drizzle. He is fully capable of returning to Earth, but he does not.

Why?

Because he wants to keep a glimmer of hope.

Back then, his mother was in the late stage of brain tumor, so she called him to the bedside before she died and gave him a nine-year-old birthday gift, which was the Sony Walkman. But he was unwilling to accept his mother's death and ran out regardless of it. When he was young, he believed that as long as he did not see his mother die, his mother would not be considered dead.

Then Yongdu came, kidnapped him, took him on a spaceship and left the earth, and left for more than thirty years.

No matter how old a man is, he is still a child. The 34-year-old Star Lord is as naive as he was back then. He believes that as long as he doesn't confirm, his mother will not be considered dead. Therefore, he has not returned to Earth for so many years, in order to preserve the last glimmer of hope.

He has been wandering for many years and needs a spiritual pillar, and this spiritual pillar is his mother. He firmly believes that he will eventually achieve success and fame. At that time, he will return to the earth, and her mother will welcome him with a smile and embrace him!

For a moment, Star Lord's eyes became a little sore.

The emergence of the Earth Government gave him a glimmer of enlightenment. Maybe it’s time to go back and take a look, maybe it’s time to wake up after all these years of dreams!

After being released from prison, you might as well find a chance to go back to Earth and take a look!

Thinking of this, Star Lord subconsciously looked at his package, which contained the walkman given by his mother, and the cosmic spirit ball he found without any effort!

Star Lord smiled.

I have the universe spirit ball, so I will return to the ghost earth! If I sell this thing, I can sleep with the beauties in the universe as much as the money I earn!

Earth, go play with it!

Star Lord put the package on his shoulder and said to the warden with a smile: "You don't have to send it to me. Tell me where the door is, and I'll go there myself. If you are destined to be together in the future, let's have a drink and I treat you. This is the promise of the famous Star Lord!"

But the warden smiled slightly and raised his hand to attract the two stupid prison guards before.

Now that Star Lord saw these two guys, his calves cramped and subconsciously wanted to pee. He asked vigilantly: "What are you doing?"
To be continued...