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Chapter 74 Going to Asgard

"Vostag, Hogan, Van Dal, Sif, my friends, it's great to see you!" Feeling the energy of the Rainbow Bridge, Brother Hammer ran out excitedly, and was overjoyed when he saw that he was his former partner.

Sif and others were also very happy. The five of them hugged each other and sang and danced very lively.

Tony asked in a low voice: "What are these four cans?"

You are wearing a steel suit and you are called tin canned food, so you are so embarrassed!

The fireproof woman replied: "The three men are the three warriors in the Immortal Palace. The woman is called Sif, who is the Goddess of Earth and Harvest."

"Nordic myth?" Colson knew everything as a senior agent. He glanced at Sif and said strangely: "The images of Sif depicted in the book are all sickles and hammers. Why is she wearing armor and holding swords and shields? She feels like a warrior."

Scythe? Hammer? Hey, don’t talk nonsense!

"In fact, the name of the god is like a professional title, and it only represents the department it manages and has nothing to do with its own abilities."

Colson couldn't understand: "That is to say, this earth and the goddess of harvest don't know how to plant it at all? Is this possible?"

"Why can't it?" said the fireproof woman for granted: "Those who are in charge of hygiene do not have to understand medicine, and those who are in charge of magic do not have to know magic. Look at Tony, he can do teleportation and will not become the second-in-commander in the magic world."

Tony said dissatisfiedly: "There is another wizard who only knows lighting skills and becomes a white-robed wizard. Can you stop using me as an example?"

The fireproof woman shrugged: "Then let's talk about braised eggs. He looks worse than Natasha, is worse than Patton in terms of archery, and is not as good as you, Colson in terms of hair volume, but he is the boss of SHIELD. I guess the Asgardians will wonder why the King of Agents on Earth is the one who is a secret agent, but this is the officialdom, and ability is second to the point. Whether it can play a political role is the first."

Tony looked at the message on his phone and said, "That braised egg was once a member of the military and used to be an agent. He has a lot of relationships in the military and major intelligence organizations. Moreover, his skin is approachable, not as sensitive as light-colored people, and can arouse the favor of third-world countries. It is very suitable to deal with forces between countries and is very in line with the political needs of the Security Council, so he was appointed Director of S.H.H. There is actually a rumor that he may have an alien friend from Kerry Star. Perhaps our director may also play a vital role in future interstellar affairs."

Looking at Tony's hippie smile, the fire-proof girl's forehead is sweating. Don't laugh, Ludan really has an "alien friend", that is, hair salon captain Carol Danfoss, beware that someone comes back and punches you to death.

Colson said to Tony in an official voice: "Mr. Stark, isn't it good for you to hack into the Security Council's database in front of me?"

Tony asked back: "What's wrong with it? You guys have never been unfair. Don't deny it, I found the back door left by S.H.E.L.D. inside."

One sentence blocked Colson halfway, so he had to change the subject and asked, "So, is this earth and the goddess of harvest also the result of political needs?"

The fireproof woman nodded and said, "Sif is the princess whom Odin decided to be."

Colson suddenly realized that agriculture is the foundation of a country, and the Crown Princess is the top leader of the Ministry of Agriculture, which is too stable.

I have to say that Odin helped Brother Hammer pave a golden avenue, just wait for him to step up. But Brother Hammer was not so bad, so he had to hold the big top and use his hands instead of his feet, and twist it up like a strange type. Odin was not angry on the spot and was lucky.

Brother Hammer touched his shoulders with his friends, and suddenly his face sternly, pointing at the fireproof woman and said, "Friends, my hammer was stolen by that evil witch. Please help me take back the hammer!"

Brother Chek thought that when he raised his arms and shouted, his four friends must have responded without saying a word, but in reality, the four Asgardians looked at you and looked embarrassed.

The elderly fat man Vosgeta, among the three warriors, scratched his stomach and said, "Your Highness, there are some situations you may not know very well."

Vandal smiled and said, "Relax, Your Highness, His Majesty the God King already knows the whole story and has arranged it."

Brother Chuan was happy: "Did the father decide to send an army to capture this witch?"

The black-faced god Hogan said with a stern face: "Midgard has no enemies."

Brother Chui was stunned: "Then why are you here?"

Sif sighed, walked up to salute the firefighter, and said respectfully: "Unknown goddess, Midgard is so prosperous under your rule. His Majesty the King of God is deeply pleased. We are here to be ordered by the King of God and the Queen of Immortals to invite you to Asgard to gather. Please be sure to enjoy the glory."

"goddess?!"

Brother Hammer, Colson and Tony exclaimed.

The fireproof woman said strangely: "What, I didn't tell you that I am a god?"

Tony and Colson said with great certainty: "Absolutely not!"

"Oh, that's really sorry." The fire girl said lightly: "But you don't have to care too much. Apart from being extremely powerful, extremely fast, uninvasive of poisons, super defense, super intelligence, and extremely long lifespan, we gods are no different from ordinary people."

Isn't this a different thing? Tony's face turned dark: "Just say there is something that God can't do!"

The fireproof woman thought about it and said honestly: "God can't fly."

Tony glanced at the four Clint who were floating in the air with flapping his wings, bit his back teeth and said, "Okay, you are the leader, I will take it seriously."

The setting girl felt very aggrieved. She really couldn't fly. Moreover, not only her, but also not many gods in the soul world could fly. If you think about it carefully, not only the gods in the soul world could fly, but even the gods in the Marvel world could not fly. Not to mention comics, there are a series of great gods such as Odin, Gao Tianzun, and collectors in the movie, and they are all obeyed by gravity.

Newton (Proud Face): Marvel’s three-point land, you Mr. Niu is in charge!

"absurd!"

The fireproof woman was talking lies with her eyes open. The audience, Tony and Colson, were not anxious yet, and Brother Hammer was anxious first.

"God should be humble, kind, friendly, and open-minded. He can be friendly with others, but he should also be responsible, lead, guide and manage others, so that he can live up to the glory of God! You said that God is no different from others, and it is undoubtedly a word of depravity, and I will never agree with it!"

Colson and Tony had a mouthful of shit on their faces, thinking that we humans are so good, why should we let God lead, guide and manage? We have a stupid president, which is enough to be upset. Please don’t join in the fun!

Otherwise, how could Brother Hammer be said to be zero in political bubbles? He did not mean to look down on humans. He just received education since childhood to lead humans, so he said it without any modification, which was very successful and aroused the disgust of Colson and Tony.

But the fireproof woman is different. Although she has the meaning of human beings fighting the Five Slags inside and outside, she clearly expresses the view that "God and human beings are no different". Even if everyone knows that it is fake, human nature just likes good things, and real and fake things have nothing to do with it.

As the second external brain circuit Odin prepared for Brother Him, Sif also knew that Brother Him had said the wrong thing. She was afraid that Brother Him would make any trouble again, so she hurried forward and said, "An unknown goddess, the God King and the Immortal Queen are still waiting for news. I wonder if you?"

The fireproof woman thought about it. Now that Meow Meow Hammer is in her hands, she will definitely not be able to avoid Asgard's hurdle. She might have become familiar with Odin in the past. Maybe she can trick him into the initial stove and burn it in the future.

So she nodded: "Since the God King and the Immortal Queen have invited me, I'd better obey my duty than respect."

Shif was delighted: "Asgard welcomes you, please wait, I will call on the Rainbow Bridge."

The fireproof woman said to Rosalia: "Sister Wang, I'll leave for a while. Let Tony take care of you during this period."

Rosalia nodded: "Don't worry, don't worry about us."

Sif said to Thor again: "Your Highness, the King of God has ordered your exile to end, go back with us."

Brother Crack was overjoyed. This time he didn't see Loki, so he naturally didn't feel discouraged and had the idea of ​​being a mortal. He didn't have any super friendship with Jane Foster. When he heard that he could go back and continue to be a prince, he immediately ran over happily.

"Heimdal, open the Rainbow Bridge!"

With a roar, colorful beams of light fell from the sky. Colson wanted to ask how to write this report. The fireproof women and six people disappeared with a whoosh.

He looked at Tony: "This report is half of the fire department."

Tony: Am I pretty?

In the passage of the Rainbow Bridge, the fireproof woman suddenly said, "By the way, we, Losrik, also have a man named Sif."

Hive suddenly became interested: "Is he a man or a woman?"

“It’s a dog.”

Sif: Am I pretty?

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