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297. Good friends in the Warring States period?

Dong Xiangqian is an online film critic. With the prosperity of the Internet, self-media has begun to prevail and gradually grown.

Online film critics have also begun to gradually step onto the stage, but if they are just hobbies, it doesn’t matter, you can do whatever you want.

But if you want to take this as a profession, you must have something to say and have your own things.

Dong Xiangqian has no team, he relies purely on himself, so his positioning is to focus!

Unlike other online film critics, you can comment on any movie. As long as you give some money, you can make a bad movie come out.

Dong Xiangqian is a history student, so he uses his strengths to specialize in a category of movies and TV series, that is, historical movies.

The historical epic blockbuster such as "The Warring States Heroes" is naturally a movie that Dong Xiangqian could not miss.

The film began soon. I have to say that "The Warring States Heroes" is indeed a blockbuster. In terms of star lineup, it can definitely be regarded as the standard configuration of blockbusters, second to none.

However, soon, Dong Xiangqian was a little confused.

What are these?

"The Warring States Heroes" tells the story of Sun Bin and Pang Juan, the famous brothers.

Sun Bin and Pang Juan from the Warring States Period are definitely among the top in fame. Dong Xiangqian himself also likes this history during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

The story of Sun Bin and Pang Juan is especially the most important, because in his opinion, these two people are fighting both wits and character. In his impression, in most works, Sun Bin is an image of a forbearing wise man, and Pang Juan is an arrogant villain's face.

But what is the result?

Dong Xiangqian was completely speechless. To be honest, he had great expectations before coming.

After all, this movie has a lot of investment and many stars. Although director Cao Meng is not a super director, his previous achievements are quite good.

But at the beginning of this movie, Dong Xiangqian couldn't help but want to complain.

First of all, especially Sun Bin's appearance, his look made Dong Xiangqian open his mouth wide.

What surprised Dong Xiangqian even more was that the outstanding military strategist in the Warring States Period and the author of "The Art of War" was also a wise man, right? But in this video, it is not!

It's okay if you have a shocking look. Sun Bin is a wise man and a military strategist. He is just a lustful idiot in the movie.

Why are you called a fool? Well, it’s not Sun Bin’s idiot, but a screenwriter’s idiot and director’s idiot. Don’t you understand the most basic common sense?

Primary school students probably know that Sun Bin’s original name was not Sun Bin, but in the movie, he said that he was called Bin before he was punished by bin. Isn’t he waiting to be Bin?

What about Pang Juan? This person's appearance is fine, but when Sun Bin and Pang Juan's dialogue, Dong Xiangqian seemed to be watching crosstalk sketches, but it was still the kind of bad crosstalk sketches.

Then there is the plot.

The well-known sequence of stories has been changed here without any recognition, and I can simply write the stories of "Tian Ji's horse racing", "surrounding Wei to save Zhao", and "Battle of Malingdao". What's this a little bit called a movie?

Dong Xiangqian is completely desperate. This is a historical blockbuster? Please don’t insult history, okay?

If Dong Xiangqian came to summarize the content of this film, it would be roughly: a generation of military strategists were just a fool. He was not a wise man, but in the movie, he was just a mentally retarded! But don’t look at him as stupid as he was full of martial arts picking up girls. He learned from Guiguzi. It turned out that TM Guiguzi taught to pick up girls.

In the video, Sun Bin couldn't move when he saw Tian Xi. He didn't want to be an official, but he was not a general. You are crazy and I am stupid. He would linger with her until death. He was playing with the water and betting on his eyes. Damn, the king is playing?

I have finished watching the movie, but in fact, the audience in the cinema was still very happy to watch the movie.

Well, it's OK to say that this movie is full of surprises.

In the end, Dong Xiangqian found that he might have to watch it again. Why? The movie is so good? Don’t talk about it, because there are too many complaints. You have to watch it again before you can completely complain!

In fact, Dong Xiangqian was particularly curious at this moment. How should those film critics and media people who received money play this movie?

Hum? The heroine is very beautiful?

What else? EMMM, does the heroine change into twenty-three sets of clothes in a video?

Pang Juan and Sun Bin? Good friends for life? This is the real theme?

You can change "The Warring States Heroes" to "Good Friends of the Warring States" or "Women of the Warring States".

Yes, the whole film, in terms of being the story of Sun Bin and Pang Juan, is better to say that whether it is Sun Bin or Pang Juan, it is entirely serving the heroine Tian Xi.

The heroine of the whole movie is the real protagonist.

Even Dong Xiangqian began to understand that this fucking heroine is probably the ultimate boss of the whole film, or that this movie serves the heroine.

The heroine of "The Warring States Heroes" has the same surname as Dong Xiangqian, named Dong Xianer.

What’s interesting is that Dong Xian’er is a newcomer!

This is worthy of everyone’s association!

In fact, Dong Xiangqian did watch it again. For him, it is certainly a bit disappointed that the movie is bad, but sometimes the reviews written by bad movies are more eye-catching.

There is no way, he wants to have a meal too!

Of course, when he was the second time, he even wrote a rather special "summary". Yes, a summary of this "The Warring States Heroes".

He gave the title: The correct way to open "Good Friends of the Warring States Period"!

What? Do you still give the correct way to open a bad movie? Don’t worry, please read the content below.

Actually... "Good Friends of the Warring States Period" is like this!

I personally think that "The Warring States Heroes" is not a historical drama, but a historical absurd drama. What? Do you think this is a bad movie? It's a big mistake.

If you watch this film from the perspective of orthodox historical power drama, it seems that everything is wrong. Sun Bin's image is wrong. He is a wise saint, not a mentally retarded.

In fact, this is actually a classical romantic ethics fanatic romance Long Yang... In short, this is a video that makes you feel full of complaints every minute.

In the video, there are many options. Those who like to be angry with the beauty, those who domineering president fall in love with me are the King of Qi to Pang Juan and Tian Xi!

Those who like Long Yang's love and love the series of Danmei stories include Pang Juan to King Qi and Pang Juan to Sun Bin.

Those who like ethical dramas include Pang Concubine and Pang Juan. In short, this film provides a variety of choices about love!

This video is actually very refreshing. The people in the film love it, love it, hate it, die it, betray it, repent it, regret it, and without any logical push.

There is only one thing that I have to be solemnly warned. Those who want to view this film from the perspective of historical power drama, those who have been to elementary school and kindergarten or above are not recommended to watch it!
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