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Chapter 077 [Uncle, you are also the second dimension](1/2)

In the room, Chen Bafang was holding a refined jade cushion in his hand, his eyes were not blinking, and he carefully examined the contents of the book.

This classic is treasured by the Black Snake Taijun, and there must be unknown secrets hidden in it.

You must read it a few more times to see the mystery.

It's definitely not just about looking at the little yellow book.

Chen Bafang tossed and turned his eyes and rubbed his dry eyes all night.

With his physique, even if he doesn't sleep for several days or nights, his body will not have any problems, but his spirit will get better and better.

joke.

I am a cultivator.

How can you be afraid of staying up late when cultivating immortals?

After reading the book all night, Chen Bafang finally understood the mystery in the jade cushion.

This is indeed not an ordinary little yellow book, which contains a yin and yang Taoist dual cultivation technique, the mysterious ** art.

It is said that there was a left-handed Xuannv Sect in the past. His disciples used their charming skills to charm martial arts masters. I don’t know how many heroes were defeated by Xuan** Cai technique and became the dog licking dog of Xuannv Sect.

The disciples of Xuannv's sect used the Xuannv's technique to replenish them day and night, and finally turned into medicine residue.

This technique is so terrifying.

Chen Bafang took a deep breath and kept the Xuan** Caishu in mind.

Xuan**Cai Shu itself is a serious Taoist yin and yang technique. Unfortunately, Xuannv’s teaching is not correct, so she uses this technique to control martial arts masters.

Later, the Xuannv Sect aroused public outrage and became a public enemy in the martial arts world, and was wiped out by the Alliance of Women Sorrowers formed by the righteous female heroes.

The Xuan**Cai Art has been lost since then.

Unexpectedly, this technique fell into the hands of the Black Snake Taijun.

Chen Bafang was heartbroken. The good Taoist yin and yang dual cultivation technique turned into a tool for the Xuannv Sect to control the martial arts world. It was really hateful.

He secretly vowed to carry forward the Xuan** art.

The prerequisites for practicing the Xuan** technique are:

First, he needs a girlfriend.

The kind that won't leak.

Chu Youwei must be very willing to cooperate, but Chen Bafang is afraid that he will be the one who will be pushed down.

Thirty women are as fierce as tigers.

You can't afford to offend.

Just as he was thinking about it, footsteps came from outside the door, and then a magic girl kicked open the door and rushed out.

"Brother, get up."

Chen Baxi rushed into the room and opened the curtains, and the dazzling sunlight shone in.

Seeing Chen Baxi wearing a pink magical girl outfit, Chen Bafang was stunned.

"Baxi, what other plane are you doing?"

This unjust sister can always give him some new tricks.

"Did you forget that you promised me to go to the comic exhibition yesterday? Your clothes are ready. Do you want to cheat?"

“…”

Chen Bafang scratched his head. This time he had been in the world in the pot for a long time.

I spent several months in the world in the pot, but only one night passed in reality. Because the time span was quite long, I forgot to have promised Chen Baxi to accompany her to the comic exhibition today.

As he said that, Chen Baxi threw a set of fancy clothes over.

Chen Bafang looked at the tiger-skin skirt and golden hoop on the bed, and couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

He just promised to take Chen Baxi to the comic exhibition, but he didn't want to play it so pervertedly.

Is this a serious comic exhibition?

"Sister Zijin is waiting downstairs, change your clothes quickly." Chen Baxi urged and closed the door and went out.

Ten minutes later, Chen Bafang, dressed as the Supreme Treasure in the Westward Journey, walked downstairs.

I saw a fairy-like beauty sitting in the living room.

Su Zijin was wearing a lilac long dress, with a graceful figure and a fairy-like appearance. He was holding an exquisite antique sword in his hand, which made people's eyes shine and was very stunning.

It turns out that Su Zijin cosplayed Fairy Zixia.

Needless to say, this must be Chen Baxi's idea.

Chen Bafang just wanted to say: I did a pretty job!

When Su Zijin heard something behind her, she turned her head and looked at Chen Bafang in a tiger-skinned skirt with awkward look. She couldn't help but blush and looked away from her eyes and didn't know where to put her hands.

Chen Bafang was stunned and touched his head inexplicably.

Why did her face turn red?

Refreshing?

Chen Bafang did not find that he had practiced the idea of ​​holy and virtual visualization in the world in the pot, and his appearance and temperament had changed.

He became a little handsome again.

"Brother, you have no soul like this."

At this time, Chen Baxi came over and looked at Chen Bafang with disgust and handed over the golden hoop and asked him to put it on.

"After you put on the golden hoop, you will no longer be a mortal, and the lust in the world can no longer be affected by it."

“…”

Chen Bafang wants to die now.

Puff.

Su Zijin couldn't help laughing and quickly covered her mouth.

Because of the last rear-end collision, Chu Xiaoguang's Porsche drove to repair it. Chen Bafang took two girls to the bus to the comic exhibition base in the hot sun.

"Beep, student card."

Chen Baxi took out his student card and swiped it, then found a comfortable seat on the bus to sit down.

There are not many passengers on the bus at this time.

When Chen Bafang went up, he saw a 60-year-old man with white beards floating in his mouth.

The old man was wearing a simple green cow Taoist robe, feather fan and lump scarf, Taoist bone fairy style, and a Taoist sword behind him.

On the bus, Chen Bafang, wearing a tiger-skin skirt, and the old man with Taoist robe stared at each other with a speechless look.

For a moment, the atmosphere was a bit awkward.

After holding it in for a long time, Chen Bafang said hello:

"Uncle, are you also a 2D?"

Zhang Zhimu: "..."

"My friend, you misunderstood. The old Taoist practiced in the Yuqing Palace in Qingniu Mountain and was a member of the righteous Taoist sect."

Chen Bafang nodded understandingly: "The elderly also have interests and hobbies, I understand."

Last time, there was a 60-year-old grandma on the headlines who beat the king late at night and won five kills. In this era, the elderly will also keep pace with the times.

Who says that only young people like two-dimensional culture?

Zhang Zhimu opened his mouth, not knowing what to explain.

The bus stopped after driving for two stops, and then two uniformed policemen got on the bus.

"Hello comrade, we received a call from the police saying that someone was carrying a lethal control weapon."

The two policemen glanced over Chen Bafang, looking like they were struggling to hold back their smiles, and then looked at the old man in Taoist robe with a sword on his back.

Zhang Zhimu had a embarrassed expression and found that the bus driver was staring at him with a vigilant look.

Perhaps because of the beginning of the popular broadcast on TV, bus drivers are particularly alert to strange passengers.

"This is a misunderstanding."

As he said that, Zhang Zhimu had no choice but to take off the sword and handed it over in front of the two policemen.

The policeman looked closely and found that it was a wooden sword made of peach branches.

After carefully checking the Taomu Sword and found that it was a misunderstanding, the two policemen reported to the bureau: "It's okay, it's a two-dimensional world."

"I'm really embarrassed to bother you."

The two policemen got off the bus with a tense face and finally couldn't help laughing.
To be continued...
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