Chapter 300 My captain is a bit hypocritical
Not only him, but even his teammates had complicated expressions. Their jungler went crazy on the spot and looked at him in shock: "I fuck your mom Xu Lang, when did you get into him?"
"Brother Dang, forget it, it's not worth it for this kind of dog man." The assistant quickly grabbed the jungler, for fear that the man would rush up and fight with someone.
"Excuseme?" Xu Lang looked at his teammates in shock, "When did I become a dog man again?"
"Bah, scumbag." Their top laner spat directly and turned his head angrily.
Xu Lang: "Listen to my explanation..."
"We, Brother Dang, have a deep affection for you. You have disappointed us so much!" This time it was his ADC.
Xu Lang: "That's not the case..."
"Damn Xiaolanglang, you can do it, when did you get Lu Shen? Are you very capable?" Chen Su looked at him with relief.
"I want to know too!" Xu Lang's face collapsed, "I've met him by chance except on the court in the bathroom. I can't wash my hands and I'm very concerned about his attention, right?"
He regretted it again as soon as he said that, because he saw Lu Esports boss Yan nodding and looked at him seriously: "Well, I like people like you who don't shake water after washing your hands, so let's wear women's clothes."
Xu Lang: "..." But I'm a damn straight person, oh, even if I'm bent, it won't work! And I really didn't shake the water when I wash my hands? I'll shake it...
Just when he was struggling with the question of whether to shake water, Chen Su had already pushed him away, shook his phone and said, "We Xiaolanglang are more shy. Lu Shen, don't scare him, so can you apply through my friend first?"
When it comes to adding WeChat, Lu Yan, who had just opened up his aura, became timid in an instant.
Bu Yao looked at him with a slight smile, "Miss, please add you as a friend, at least you can react?"
"I'm afraid it won't work." Lu Yan refused.
"Why?" Chen Su looked at him with anticipation and joked: "Don't worry about Xiao Langlang, I have his contract to sell my body."
Sale contract = signing contract.
Xu Lang: "..." Sister Chen, I hate you.
Lu Yan thought about it and said seriously: "Because I just had a monotomy of the useless sub-tissue removal of human body today, and my fingers hurt a little if I had too many cuts."
"What?" Chen Su was confused.
He Xiaopang: "It hurts a little if you cut your nails too much. It hurts so much that it cannot complete the operation of applying for a friend. Our captain is a little pretentious, which makes Manager Chen laugh."
Chen Su: "…what will happen another day?"
Lu Yan: "I will cut it some other day."
Chen Su: “…”
"So, do I not use women's clothing?" Seeing that Sister Chen's trick failed, Xu Lang's tender face was full of joy.
After he was happy, he felt that he needed to explain. He folded his hands together and bowed to Lu Yan, and said apologetically: "I'm really sorry for Lu Shen. It's all my fault that I accidentally attracted your attention. I will remember to shake the water after washing my hands next time. Don't leave any affection for me anymore."
"I won't agree even if I keep it, because although I look like a curved person, I am actually a straight person." After saying that, he seemed to feel that he was not convinced enough, and pointed at Bu Yao and said, "Misses like Hero are the type I like very much!"
As soon as he said that, he felt that the boss's eyes were even colder when he looked at him, and he wanted to kill him.
Chapter completed!