Chapter 149
Gudu Gudu...
Xu Jinning's face turned pale, and then he saw the originally calm pool water. At this time, a burst of bubbles suddenly appeared like a pot of boiling. At the same time, the originally clean pool water actually turned slightly yellow.
My grass, it's not right, this feeling is more intense than last time!
Xu Jinning felt it carefully, and then his face suddenly became paler, and the movement here also alarmed the rest of the people in the pool. The others looked at Xu Jinning angrily and shouted: "My grass, you fart in the water. You are too unkind to be public. Everyone is in the same pool!"
"That's right, just go out quickly, want to fart, go out and let go, come back after you've put it off."
“Yes, yes!”
...
The other few people were coaxing Xu Jinning together. Xu Jinning's face turned slightly red and she was about to get up, but as soon as she got up, her stomach suddenly hurt again. Then she saw a large bunch of bubbles gurgling in the water again, and everyone could clearly see a trace of yellow in the bubbles.
"My grass is yellow, damn, you're not diarrhea in the water, damn, I'm so disgusting."
"Grass, that's it, just, hurry up and roll out of the pool, grass mud and horses, and diarrhea in the water. Do you want to squint your face?"
"That's right, that's right, how can I take this shower?"
Everyone was angry and roaring wildly, "There are diarrhea in the water, you are looking for trouble!"
After hearing the angry roars of everyone, the three bodyguards immediately stopped and shouted angrily: "Cao, do you know who you talk to? This is Xu Jinning, Master Xu, please inquire about who doesn't know him in the entire Haicheng? Cao, you say he has diarrhea in the water, you are just talking nonsense!"
The bodyguards once again used their ability to public relations in crisis again, which instantly detonated the whole audience. However, what was more embarrassing was that the bodyguards in SB actually reported Xu Jinning's name.
Xu Jinning had no time to pay attention to the bodyguard at this time, and the surging shit was completely unstoppable. At this time, Xu Jinning's chrysanthemum was already under the brink of the army. Xu Jinning felt that the army attacking chrysanthemum City was more than one level stronger than last time. Last time it was a gas, controllable, but this time it was a real liquid, with almost zero controllability. Once the chrysanthemum was slightly clamped, it would cause a sensation. This felt so uncomfortable than death.
The chrysanthemum was twitching and Xu Jinning was a little afraid to move at this time. He felt that the chrysanthemum city was about to break through when the movement, and then the crazy shit soldiers would rush out and flood the entire pool.
Moreover, Xu Jinning couldn't stay in the pool all the time. Although he stayed still, he could control the Chrysanthemum City a little, but the army was unable to defend. When the city broke, he would flow for thousands of miles. No one in this pool could survive. At that time, his face would be lost!
What should I do at such a crisis?
When Xu Jinning was in trouble, the clever bodyguard captain immediately came over and reached out and sat in the pool, preparing to help Xu Jinning.
When Xu Jinning saw the bodyguard captain reaching out, he couldn't help but look at the bodyguard captain gratefully. He is worthy of being the bodyguard captain he promoted. He just has the eyesight and is waiting for me to go back and raise your salary!
Xu Jinning thought, grabbed the bodyguard captain's hand, followed him and stepped out. The bodyguard captain tried his best and his head was located under Xu Jinning's chrysanthemum city.
Xu Jinning took this step and the impeccable defense system of Juhua City collapsed instantly, and the crazy shit army immediately poured out with an indomitable terrifying force.
Puff...
"I'm so mad!"
"vomit……"
As soon as Xu Jinning rushed out, the bodyguard captain was confused. The bodyguard captain's little black hair instantly turned into a little yellow hair, and he couldn't help but swear.
The situation broke out too quickly and was too unexpected. In an instant, the people in the Chizi were stunned. What was the situation? Who is this little yellow-haired?
Oh my god, who am I, where am I, what exactly did I see?
At this moment, everyone who was soaked in the pool was shocked, including the two bodyguards that Xu Jinning brought. At this moment, they were all confused. It was really a paradise in the last second and a shit prison in the next second. This really fully illustrates that sentence, there are surprises everywhere in life...
"vomit……"
"vomit……"
Everyone stayed for a few seconds, and then they heard the sound of vomiting, and of course, the insults that were like everyone was crazy.
"I'm fucking you, you... utter... utter..."
"It's so disgusting. I'll fuck your mom. If you have diarrhea, don't take a bath!"
"Don't you come to take revenge on society? Don't you... You Cao Nima!"
"You, Xu Jinning, right? I remember you, I, my ancestor!"
...
The people in the pool were boiling, and they cursed one by one. People who were usually very gentle could no longer help it at this moment. They shouted angrily and cursed one by one.
At this time, the bodyguard captain did not forcefully defend himself. There were two main reasons. The first bodyguard captain had a sparse yellow shit on his head. If he opened his mouth, the yellow shit might flow into his mouth. Didn’t you see that the bodyguard captain’s face was already covered with yellow sticky liquid?
The second bodyguard captain was also in a slight mood at this time. Although the bodyguard captain was a shameless dog licking, he was still alone after all, and even the dog had a little temper. If you don’t believe it, you can just shit your head and see if it doesn’t bite your butt into a shower!
Therefore, based on the above ideas, the bodyguard captain was silent and allowed the people in the bath to curse his young master crazy, and he was a little happy inside. I dare not scold you, but someone would always scold you to death, and let you spit out my shit, and I would be so mad!
The bodyguard captain thought, touched the yellow sticky liquid on his face, and then he wanted to wash in the pool, but at this time the others in the pool went crazy and waved to the bodyguard captain frantically and shouted: "You are so mah, if you dare to wash in the pool, I will kill you!"
The bodyguard captain was stunned when he heard this, and the next moment he froze. But just as he froze, he suddenly heard the water like an anti-aircraft cannon was set off, with two loud bangs, and the pool boiled. Two huge bubbles appeared from under the butts of the two bodyguards next to him, and then a faint chrysanthemum yellow floated on the surface.
"I, I'm your mother!"
Seeing this scene, all the people in the pool who were still taking a bath stood up and soaked a chicken 8 and then soaked in a shit. They didn't want to try shit bath.
"Hmm? What's wrong with the young master and these two kids? Why are you inexplicably squirting shit?"
Chapter completed!