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Chapter 151 Evil martial arts

Haicheng TV, early news discovery program.

"Hello everyone, I am the host Xie Yuan. In this episode, we want to play a particularly fun thing for you. I think all of you must have been to the bathhouse in normal times, but have you ever seen shit spray in the bathhouse? Let's take a look at the bathhouse incident that happened to a bathhouse tonight with our reporter's camera!"

The host said, and as soon as the whole camera turned, a reporter wearing sportswear appeared.

"Hello everyone, I am Wang Qiang. At around 8 o'clock tonight, an unprecedented thrilling incident occurred in a bath center in our city. When more than a dozen guests were taking a bath, five people suddenly had diarrhea and splashed everywhere. The scene was out of control for a while, and it was very spectacular. Come and follow our camera to interview the witnesses of the incident."

"Hello sir, I am from our Haicheng TV station. We want to know the incident of the bathtub spraying incident today. Can you tell me about it?"

The reporter found a slightly fat middle-aged man and asked. When the middle-aged man saw the camera, he immediately became more serious and said, "Oh, hello, I am a witness. This is the matter. Just after 7:30, my two buddies were taking a bath in the bathhouse, and I saw four boys sitting together, looking very arrogant. Of course, there are more arrogant people in this society, and not many of them."

"But I just watched it for a few minutes. The youngest one, who looked like the eldest, suddenly appeared under the butt of the guy, and the bubbles turned yellow. We all looked at the guy in surprise. As a result, the guy might be embarrassed and stood up and was about to leave. A strong man who seemed to be in his thirties reached out to support the guy. As a result, what happened? The guy actually sucked his shit on the head of the strong man in his thirty."

"I was so disgusting to us at that time. I was about to vomit on the spot. I thought it was almost done here, but I never thought that this was just the beginning. This young man was just a pioneer. After he started to squirt, the other three strong men soaked in the bathtub also started to squirt. Then the strong man who was scrubbing the bathtub also started to squirt. Suddenly, the bathtub became messy and we ran out together!"

The middle-aged man looked at the reporter and said, and the reporter was amazed after hearing this: "Sir, why do you think these five people suddenly started to squirt wildly?"

After hearing this, the middle-aged man touched his chin and said, "I don't know this, and I dare not guess it. However, some of the buddies who have experienced things together just now guessed that these people might be practicing some evil martial arts."

"Practicing evil martial arts? This idea is quite strange. Thank you for your interview."

"Yeah, you're welcome, you're welcome!"

The middle-aged man said, and waved his hands to the camera. The reporter then randomly found an old man in work clothes. This old man was no one else, but the old man at the door.

"Hello, uncle, I am a reporter from our Haicheng TV station. Can you talk about the squirting of the swimming pool just now?"

The reporter looked at the old man and asked, and the old man's face became very rich after hearing this.

"Okay, let me tell you. I've been working in this bathhouse for five or six years. It's the first time I've seen this terrifying scene. I was mopping the floor outside the house, and I heard the noise and verbs in the house. I thought the fight had started. Then I opened the door and took a look. Guess what happened when I pushed the door. I saw five big men with stinks spraying feces in various positions, spraying everywhere, and there were all on the ceiling. You know, the ceiling is more than three meters above the ground, and the power of this shit is too great. I really don't know how to wipe the shit on the ceiling!"

The old man sighed, then pointed to the five people wearing shorts and bathrobe not far away and said, "You see, they are the five of them!"

When the reporter heard this, he smelled the fishy smell and immediately rushed towards the five people of Xu Jinning who were sitting in a row on the sofa, and began the reporter's professional inquiries.

"Hello, I am Wang Qiang, a reporter from Haicheng TV. Can you ask me the specific reason for your squirting?

The reporter handed the microphone to Xu Jinning. Xu Jinning didn't say anything when he heard this, as stable as a dead dog.

Seeing this, the reporter held the microphone and continued to ask: "Sir, have you heard my question? Did you eat something unclean tonight?"

Xu Jinning still ignored the reporter and sat on the sofa with a look of indifference. The reporter was unhappy now. He asked you that you didn’t answer twice. Do you think of us reporters too much? Thinking of this, the reporter glared at Xu Jinning and said, “Sir, can you understand my words, answer my question? Are you talking?”

The reporter was talking around Xu Jinning like a fly. Xu Jinning raised his hand weakly and pointed at the reporter and said, "Get out of here, I said you are numb, and I still want to pull it as soon as I speak, puff~"

"I'm a ~"

Xu Jinning said as he heard a puff, and a stench filled the space. The reporter Wang Qiang was stunned and quickly slapped the wind with his hand and said, "Thank you for your answer. I would like to remind everyone here to pay attention to your autumn diet, don't be greedy for coolness, don't eat spoiled and rotten food, be careful of having a stomachache. OK, this interview will be like this, again, vomit~ goodbye~"

The reporter endured his disgust and finished his last line, and then showed a smiley face that was even worse than crying. The camera turned and returned to the live broadcast room again.

Ye Xinhua was sitting in front of the TV and watching the news, with a hint of surprise on his face. It was really a first-level rune. This is more than twice as powerful as the primary stinky fart talisman. It is terrifying, terrifying!

Ye Xinhua thought, and couldn't help but shake his head. Tang Xiaoxiao had just washed a plate of fruits and happened to see the news report. He looked at Ye Xinhua in surprise and said, "Have you made a trap for Xu Jinning again?"

Ye Xinhua shrugged and said, "This is what he asked me for trouble first. I used him to test my new runes."

Ye Xinhua said indifferently. Tang Xiaoxiao said with a little concern after hearing this: "The Xu family is not small. You have offended him this time. Be careful in the future, he will not give in easily!"
Chapter completed!
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