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Chapter 6 Tabloid Yamen

Liu San had already investigated the "skills" of reporting to the tabloid yamen.

He walked past the tabloid yamen and passed a window and saw that there were yamen runners in public, but they all drooped their eyes and supported their heads with their hands, and looked sleepy.

That's what Niu Erhu is like.

I went home last night and was forced to hand over my homework by the tigress at home. I woke up this morning and was almost late when I was late. At this moment, I was sitting on the work station of the tabloid yamen runners, and the tigress sounded like "Come on, come again" in my ears.

He shuddered, the tabloid yamen was neglected, no one was willing to report, and he had no other income, so he naturally had no money to hand over to the tigress at home. However, the tigress suspected that he was raising women outside, so he simply adopted a "explosion" strategy.

Pressing his body and drying his juice makes him unable to ask other women for any more!

"Poisonous woman! A vicious woman!" Niu Erhu cursed with a helpless bitter smile on his face.

"Bang!"

At this moment, a small fist-sized parcel was thrown in from under the window and landed at his feet.

Niu Erhu's expression shook, his eyes turned, and he saw that other yamen runners were sleeping on the table and no one paid attention to them. So he quietly picked up the small package. A corner of white silver exposed in the package made his heart jump violently, his eyes lit up, and he was completely sleepy.

When I opened the package, ten taels of silver were clearly visible, and there was a shadow stone. At the bottom, there was a small note of paper pressed. Niu Erhu looked at it with only eight words.

"Please guarantee that I will report it, there will be some later!"

What else is behind? Naturally, it’s a lot of money!

Niu Erhu was overjoyed and looked out the window. He saw the rattle porter shouting constantly. The old woman selling feather dusters were swaying her legs, and the pedestrians were wandering around, but no suspicious people were looking at him.

"This person is a secret report. It seems that he doesn't want to reveal his identity. He is a silly match!"

Niu Erhu pondered.

In Chang'an City, there are many such evils, and they often cannot defeat the enemy. They use these despicable means to secretly take pictures of some scandals about the enemy or opponent, and then leak the information through the tabloid yamen, which will embarrass and slap the enemy in the face.

The Tabby Yamen is an official institution of the Great Zhou that promotes positive energy and is not a platform for evil forces to fight. However, Lord Ma, the manager of the Tabby Yamen, said that as long as the money is in place, everything can be considered at the discretion.

Like today, this matter belongs to the scope of consideration as appropriate.

Niu Erhu pondered for a moment and stuffed the small note into his mouth. At the same time, he had already made a decision in his heart. No matter what was recorded in the shadow stone sent by the reporter, as long as it was not a rebellion, a great rebellion or something, he would post it to the newspaper.

With curiosity, Niu Erhu turned on the switch on the Shadow Stone, moved the Shadow Stone closer to his eyes, and squinted his eyes.

Seeing this, Niu Erhu's face turned red in an instant, and his breathing was as rapid as a calf raising breasts.

"Secretly photographed by conscience, the pretty widow of Tofu Xishi is actually a big shot in women's clothing. She transformed into a man's body at midnight, and made a tofu brain with bathing water!"

He looked at it three times in a row before putting down the shadow stone, letting out a long sigh, his eyes flashed with excitement and excitement, and he opened his mouth to express his shocked mood at this moment. After brewing for a long time, he blushed and finally said: "Grandma's legs are so awesome!"

Yes, it’s really awesome. With his years of experience in yamen runners’ tabloids, once such revelations are released, they will definitely cause a sensation! It will cause an explosion!

Niu Erhu clenched his fist hard, picked up the shadow stone, and excitedly ran to Lord Ma, the manager of the tabloid yamen.

Deep in the tabloid yamen, in a room in a high courtyard, the manager Ma Xi frowned, carried his hands on his back, and walked around with great worries. Next to the tea table, several yamen runners who were serving carefully packed up the broken tea cups, each of them trembling with fear and did not dare to say a word.

Because Mr. Zhu, who was in charge of the tabloid yamen runners, asked Manager Ma to go to the government office for a question tomorrow morning.

Ma Xi was very upset and said to himself: "Mr. Zhu is arrogant on weekdays, how could he remember that Ma Xi, a small tabloid manager, is strange..."

He was restless. During this period, the business of tabloids and yamen runners was very poor, and no one was interested in the tabloids issued by the carving prints, which was not a good sign.

The fire in the room was clattering, and the warm feeling left him clueless, so he pushed the door out.

"call!"

The cold wind blew into his clothes and shivered. He felt his thoughts become clearer. Finally, a harsh light flashed in his eyes: "I'm paralyzed, this is definitely someone who wants to mess with me!"

At this moment, footsteps came from outside the yard, and then, Niu Erhu ran in panting.

"Why are you so panicked? What a moral character! Go back and copy the 3,000 rules of the yamen runners thirty times, and the monthly salary this month is deducted 30%!" Ma Xi said angrily. He was angry. Niu Erhu broke in and disturbed his thoughts. Then let him make a punching bag!

Niu Erhu's excited face suddenly turned as white as the snow that had not melted in the yard. If he was really fined 30% of his monthly salary, then he would definitely be squeezed dry by the tigress as a juicer when he went home tonight!

"thump"

Niu Erhu knelt on the ground, presented shadow stones with both hands, and hurriedly cried: "My lord, the manager, I have important revelations to report to you!"

"Hmph!" Ma Xi snorted heavily, took the shadow stone from Niu Erhu's hand, and leaned closer to look at it.

On the ground, Niu Erhu kept kneeling, tilted his head, and observed the change of expression on the face of the manager with one eye, and the lower body of the manager with the other eye.

Suddenly, he found that the person in charge had a loose lower body suddenly had a clear bulge, and his heart suddenly felt relieved. It seemed that the person in charge was stimulated by the beauty in the shadow stone.

Looking at the face of the supervisor again, he saw that his face was normal and there was no change at all.

"Maybe, this is why the manager can do business, but I can only be a small yamen runner!" Niu Erhu thought about it, feeling that he had finally learned something today.

After a long time, Ma Xi put down the shadow stone, and a strange light appeared on his face, exclaiming: "The shooting angle is tricky, the technique is superb, the cutting skills are as bright as a fantasy, and he even shot himself. Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk t

As he said that, he picked up the Shadow Stone and browsed it quickly, saying: "The picture shows a beauty coming out of the bath, a woman turning into a man, a man turning into a woman, and a bathing water making tofu brain, which is full of gimmicks, which is a big hit!"

Niu Erhu knelt on the ground, listening to the analysis of the manager shaking his head, he felt enlightened, and at the same time he knew that the shadow stone was so extraordinary.

"Can we know who this whistleblower is?" Ma Xi asked, and helped Niu Erhu up with a smile.

Niu Erhu was flattered and hurriedly bowed and replied, "That person was suspicious and his identity was unknown."

Ma Xi sighed regretfully, Master is among the people!

He took out a blue token from his arms and handed it to Niu Erhu, saying, "So quickly write the paper and print it, and you will see the newspaper in the afternoon!"

Niu Erhu's body was shocked. He had never seen the manager report such an urgent matter. Moreover, the manager has not sent someone to submit the inspection and grading, which is completely the rhythm of publishing the newspaper in one-stop!

On weekdays, whenever the revelations are sent by the reporter, the tabloid yamen will send people to secretly verify whether it is true, so as not to cause some confusion of right and wrong. Then, according to the size of the revelations, choose grading, then write and type, and then carve and print.

The entire process is linked, and every step requires the signature and confirmation of the relevant yamen runners. It is rare to see how they directly carved and printed and issued it like today.

Niu Erhu took the token and hurried away with the Shadow Stone.

He is not a subordinate who likes to guess his superiors' thoughts. As long as his superiors give instructions, he will do it. As for why he does this, he never thinks about it.

In the yard, Ma Xi twisted his neck 360 degrees, his expression full of joy, and a big stone fell to the ground in his heart.

No matter what Lord Zhu tells him about his questions tomorrow, once this leak is released this afternoon, it will inevitably cause a sensation in Chang'an City, and this achievement will inevitably reach Lord Zhu's ears. At that time, even if someone wants to punish him, there will be room for maneuver.
Chapter completed!
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