Chapter 17 Fat Master
"So the lights are out. Fatty, you really have your eyes open. Since you have seen it, then just click it." Chen Qingshan said.
"Do you think this is an oil lamp, just say it? As the saying goes, gods don't open their eyes, evil ghosts blow the lights, and evil ghosts blow the lights, which is not so easy, brother of the thief, if I guess it's right, Fatty Master, your lamp has been out for twenty years. I think you should be twenty-three years old this year. It seems that when you were three years old, you must have experienced something that scares you very much. To put it bluntly, you are a ghost. Did Fatty Master guess wrong?" Fatty said to me.
I squinted my eyes and looked at the fat man. Although my face was calm, there was a huge wave in my heart. When I walked by at night, I called Mo Ying. I heard the saying that the ghost blows the lights when I turned on, but this was the first time I said that if you said that this fat man was talking nonsense, his next explanation of why I turned off a light.
The incident when I was three years old was that there was only a secret between me and my family and Chen Shitou, but he revealed in one word that I experienced a "ghost thing" that year.
"Yezi, Mr. Fat is asking you something." Chen Qingshan gently pushed me and said.
I realized that I just got into a dull state because I was too devoted to thinking. I smiled embarrassedly at the fat man and said, "Three years old? At that time, I was still a shit-eating child and didn't remember it. You have to wait for me to go back and ask my family."
The fat man glanced at me, and this glance was meaningful, but he didn't argue with me and said, "There are secrets that are not something that can be told to others. You don't want to say, Fat Master, I won't force you, but if you don't say Fat Master, you can't light the lamp. Village Chief, tell me, what's going on in the village?"
Chen Qingshan was interrupted by the fat man twice and he could tolerate it. This was different from his usual style. You should know that Chen Qingshan was just a word in the village on weekdays, and on the acre of Fudigou, what he said was the imperial edict.
Chen Qingshan talked about the fool, saying how the fool was picked up back then, how did he die, what happened after he died, and Chen Qingshan told him about what he had recently given birth to.
Chen Qingshan said everything he knew and the villagers knew, but for example, the fool made a fuss because of the child in his belly, and the fool's body was pulled by a hand in a sarcophagus. Chen Qingshan didn't know, so he didn't say it. To be honest, if this fat man was not introduced by Tang Renjie, nor did he look so much like a second-rate man in the underworld, maybe he could have calmed me down what he said to me, and I might also tell him what I knew to solve the problem, but because of my preconceived relationship, I extremely distrust this fat man, so I just said nothing.
After hearing this, the fat man reached out to touch the oranges on the table, but found that the oranges were gone. He could only touch a few melon seeds and said, "Village Chief, I'm not talking about you, what you said is simply bullshit!"
After hearing this, Chen Qingshan's face turned pale, but he still held it down and asked with a smile that was even ugly than crying, "Pang Ye, do you mean?"
"The fool comes back and makes trouble. If you want Chen Shitou's life, you won't take it? Later, the judge, Mrs. Wang, committed suicide by jumping into the river, but you said that it was a fool who killed him. How could a person who can't even kill a mortal? "The fat man said concisely.
"I really haven't thought about this problem." Chen Qingshan scratched his head and said.
"I guess what you said was also caused by the villagers. Sometimes people are short of everything, but they lack brains." The fat man pointed at Chen Qingshan and said.
"You said I'm brainless?" Chen Qingshan asked at himself. His good temper was finally wiped out by the fat man's tricks, but I almost laughed. This was the first time I have seen someone talking to him like this since I knew Chen Qingshan for so long.
"What, do you think you have?" The fat man raised his eyebrows and said.
Seeing that Chen Qingshan's face turned green, I became a little curious about this fat man. In fact, I thought in my heart that I might be thinking too much. What if this fat man really can solve the problem? So I pulled Chen Qingshan and said, "Stop the angry village chief, I can see that this fat man speaks more straightforwardly, but this is the demeanor that a master should have. He doesn't go around the corner. If he is full of empty words, what is the difference between us ordinary people?"
"What do you mean?! Is it right for him to say that I'm brainless?" I wanted to persuade him, but who knew that this sentence came to the horse's hooves, and Chen Qingshan was furious on the spot.
"I didn't mean that, the problem is that I have to solve the problem now, right?" I quickly blinked at Chen Qingshan. This time, Chen Qingshan was really better than usual than the Tintograph of the Ninja Turtle. He calmed down for a while, pulled out a smile on his mouth and said to the fat man: "Patient, then I, a brainless person, ask you, to help us solve the problem. Tell me, that old lady Wang was not killed by a fool, how did she die?"
"How do I know?" The fat man said, spitting out a melon seed.
Chen Qingshan's face turned dark in an instant. I almost sprayed it out after I took a sip of water.
"Can you just call her out and ask?" The fat man said relaxedly. This sentence made Chen Qingshan and I look at each other, and I don't know whether the fat man is serious or bragging.
"What are you two looking at? Is this difficult? As you said, Mrs. Wang must have some ability regardless of the depth of her skills. After ordinary people die, she will always have a trace of soul to practice with the local city god after she dies. This is their good reward for maintaining human order. How casual it is to talk to them? Besides, Mrs. Wang is a local judge. Before she died, she said that she had a wrong judgment. People like them were also under the jurisdiction of the city god, so this matter must be revealed by asking." The fat man sneered at his nose.
"City God?" Chen Qingshan asked.
"The little official in the underworld is almost the same as a county magistrate." The fat man said casually.
"Please open your eyes to us," I said with my shoulders.
"Okay, you don't know what Fat Master is capable of. You can go and go, go to Mrs. Wang's house and find something she left behind during her lifetime. Mrs. Fat Master, I can naturally call her out to chat with you." After the fat man finished speaking, the plate of food that Chen Qingshan prepared for him was also finished. He patted his butt and stood up, asking us to lead the way.
We were actually a little curious about being hooked by this fat man, so we stood up and led the way to Wangjiazhuang next door and found Mrs. Wang's house. Although Mrs. Wang was gone, her daughter-in-law is also a witch now. Half a year after Mrs. Wang died, she announced that she had left the mountain and said that Mrs. Wang had a last word, which was in full: "I have judged the wrong case and will die, and my mantle will be passed on to you."
When she arrived at Mrs. Wang’s house, her daughter-in-law was in her forties and fifties now. There were many statues of gods enshrined in her house, and the pattern was similar to when Mrs. Wang was alive.
Mrs. Wang’s daughter-in-law’s surname is He, nicknamed He Xiangu. This name is much louder than the name of Mrs. Wang. We all know each other. When she saw us, she said with a sad face: “Oh, what wind has blown you two over?”
I could tell at a glance what was going on. Chen Qingshan, a ritual that was done in front of the fool’s grave, invited the Taoist priest outside to not invite her. She was angry. In fact, Chen Qingshan explained this issue to me, mainly because he was afraid that something would happen to her family. Didn’t Mrs. Wang die because of a fool?
On the way, I told the fat man about this. After Fairy He was so sad to us, Chen Qingshan and I didn’t know what to say. The fat man said: “You are so terrible and have no temper. You can cheat me in the past few years. I have all relied on the little good deeds left by Mrs. Wang. Thanks to not looking for you that matter, I probably went to your mother-in-law to get home for a long time.”
The fat man's mouth really didn't leave any verbal virtue. This sentence made the fairy girl's face green. She pointed at the fat man and said, "Where did you come from? What nonsense?"
"You can't care where Fatty Master comes from. It will scare you to death if you say it. As for whether you are talking nonsense or not, you know in your heart. Don't be in a hurry to expose you. Go and take a piece of your mother-in-law's thing left before her death. I want to summon her soul. I need to ask her for something." Fatty waved.
"I'm not a little bit, I'm so shocked? Okay, wait, I'll go find you now. If I can't, kneel down and kowtow three times!" The fairy girl He was also angry. She threw down her words and went into the inner room. After a while, she took out a silver bracelet. The silver bracelets were almost all black. It was obvious that they were a few years old. Most of the silver jewelry of the old lady in rural areas was black, not black, but covered with a layer of dirt.
The fat man took it over and Fairy Gu said, "Aren't you afraid that I will fool you with something?"
The fat man gave her a blank look and said, "You are a fat man, I am a vegetarian?"
Chapter completed!